Texas A&M vs Alabama Game Thread

[benefactor]

"Can you say magic?"

That was the luckiest shit ever.

[Trainwreck2100]

LOL that hail fucking mary

[boobie4three]

Johnny Magic

[thunderup]

Holy shit :lol

[ace3g]

Johnny with the Eli

[leemajors]

How do you not knock det down :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

wow, that shit was insane....

[Trainwreck2100]

now there's an "injury"

[benefactor]

Johnny Magic
Come on now. He heaved it into a crowd. Might as well be throwing a hail mary into the end zone.

[Trainwreck2100]

How do you not knock det down :lmao


screw batting down how do you not turn that into an INT

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Johnny Interception

[benefactor]

lmao...just a couple plays late.

[ace3g]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3223059/manzielmagic_medium.gif

means nothing now

[symple19]

Awful decision, but his receiver could have made a better effort

[Trainwreck2100]

just an awful throw

[thunderup]

Terribly overthrown there. Taketh away

[ThePop]

Taketh away

yep. That scramble should have ended with a pick.

[symple19]

Bama gonna make em pay

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao lolaggie "defense" getting worse by the quarter

[Bill_Brasky]

man that aggy defense is quite shitty. one broken tackle and the guy is gone.

[symple19]

Terrible pursuit angle...

[J.T.]

difference between johnny and eli is eli's scramble drive ended with a td

[benefactor]

That Aggie D is baaaad. Manziel will make more plays but I just don't see Aggie keeping up.

[thunderup]

The difference with last year and this years game is TO's. Bama turned it over a bit, today not so much.

[symple19]

Lol helmet to helmet

[Bill_Brasky]

PI? can't be illegal hit.

[Bill_Brasky]

bullshit imo

[boobie4three]

bama got jobbed

[Clipper Nation]

Bullshit.... Slive stepping in for his cash cow Fagball....

[ace3g]

wow that is a bad call and I'm rooting for A&M

[benefactor]

Wow...what a bullshit penalty. Ejection? lmao.

[ColinB]

Wow, terrible call.

[thunderup]

Classic bad call made because of refs getting caught in real-time action.

[Bill_Brasky]

not even PI. bad bad call.

[symple19]

:lmao

Hope he's ejected, even though he doesn't deserve it

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Bullshit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao ejection

[BUMP]

GREAT CALL!! NO PLACE IN THE GAME FOR THAT!! GET THAT THUG OUTTA THERE!!

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao fire dat Fn ref!

[ace3g]

they should add matching magnetic poles on players helmets, so there is no way they ever make contact

[Bill_Brasky]

rofl free 15 yards. oh well im sure they'll make up for it with an equally shitty call the other way.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Johnny Sack.... karma, faggots!

[thunderup]

What a stupid fucking technicality. If the booth overturns the ejection, the call should go with it too.

[symple19]

Aggie needs to capitalize

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol Johnny Monkey trying to scramble there

[thunderup]

If anything Johnny shoulda scrambled laterally rather than up the middle.

[symple19]

Might as well go for it now

[benefactor]

Wow...these two teams are dumb.

[thunderup]

Nvermind

[Trainwreck2100]

i'm assuming A&M elected to enforce it at the end of the kick

[symple19]

Oh...from the end of the kick

[benefactor]

So it's Bamas ball? What? Shouldn't it be five yards and a re-kick?

[thunderup]

Aggie needs to get a break here. TO or something

[Clipper Nation]

:lol lolaggie "defense" can't tackle

[Death In June]

Goddamn, Aggie defense is so terrible.

[thunderup]

Aggie weak and slow on the pursuit

[Bill_Brasky]

did aggy hire manny diaz this week?

[thunderup]

Huge hole again

[benefactor]

All Bama needs to do is keep running straight at them. They can't stop it.

[Clipper Nation]

It's insane how wide open Bama's recievers are..... lolaggie plays NO defense at all :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

so wide open.

[benefactor]

It's insane how wide open Bama's recievers are..... lolaggie plays NO defense at all :lol
They are having to over commit on the run because they are so bad at stopping it.

[benefactor]

Easy money.

[symple19]

Bama scores here and its going to be really tough for Aggie to come back

[boobie4three]

Faggies

[benefactor]

Wow...right up the gut again.

[Bill_Brasky]

det run D is painful to watch

[benefactor]

Way too easy.

[Clipper Nation]

Wow, these refs are fucking pathetic....

[ColinB]

Haha, love that by Yeldon.

[benefactor]

Black Bama RB being black.

[Bill_Brasky]

so wait, doing the money thing isn't unsportsmanlike, but doing the money thing and then a "nope" gesture is. shut the fuck up with that throat slash nonsense, that isn't the gesture he was doing at all you fucking idiot announcers.

[thunderup]

Bama ain't beating themselves tonight like last year. Aggie has to be disciplined on run defense, or at least try.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't decide which rule is dumber: the targeting rule, or the anti-celebration rule.... of course, both are pulled out for no reason by Slive to help out Fagball's team....

[symple19]

Makes that pick even more hurtful. Bama gets a td to start the second, its over

[symple19]

Maybe satan will have a coronary, lol

[boobie4three]

Thumbs out = throat slash

[benefactor]

:lol 7.3 yds per carry
:lol making McCrapon look like Peyton Manning

[BUMP]

:lol How anyone can root for those faggots is beyond me.... I want Bama to lose as many games as possible, but just not to those creepy-ass inbreds, tbh....

I always root for the best team in the regular season just so we can see the best national title game.

There was a semen cloud last year after Oregon got upset but, as a result, we had a shitty national title game.

[Pelicans78]

I agree. Oregon vs Bama/UGA would have been the best matchup.

[boobie4three]

A&M needs a stop here or it's ....OVAH!

[Clipper Nation]

Shitful start to the half by Bama so far....

[benefactor]

Best defensive series by Aggie in a long time.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao JOHNNY PICK SIX :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[benefactor]

rofl

[ColinB]

Beautiful return.

[benefactor]

Johnny with the "force that shit into coverage Jay Cutler" bads.

[Bill_Brasky]

that should be game....

[boobie4three]

Go Seahawks!

[Michael Jordan.]

DesignatedT - "SEC-SEC-SEC-SEC"

[Clipper Nation]

All lolaggie "fans" - "SEC-SEC-SEC-SEC"
ftfy

[Robz4000]

Tbh, is anyone surprised by this outcome? A&M is overhyped as fuk.

That goes double for Johnny Futboll.

[ColinB]

Yes, this will be a win for A&M no matter what. Wouldn't be surprised if a banner is hung.

[Clipper Nation]

Are the lolaggies turning on Fagball yet over at TexAgs? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tbh, is anyone surprised by this outcome? A&M is overhyped as fuk.

That goes double for Johnny Futboll.
lol Arizona State
lol shitty commuter school
lol going to high school all over again

[Robz4000]

lol going to high school all over again

:lol it really was

[benefactor]

Manziel is playing like shit and he's still all they can talk about. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Manziel is playing like shit and he's still all they can talk about. :lol
At least they admitted the one-half suspension was a complete slap on the wrist :lol

[td4mvp2k]

c u ring side phagot!

[boobie4three]

good call . he was mugged

[Lincoln]

c u ring side phagot!

Shut up faggot

[Clipper Nation]

Touchdown refs!

[td4mvp2k]

Shut up faggot

:lol watta Fd up week uve had... how dat azz b*tch?

[benefactor]

It's like every hand off is a first down.

[Clipper Nation]

McCarron shouldn't be throwing for the rest of the game..... lolaggie literally cannot stop the run, tbh....

[boobie4three]

Turn out the lights....the party's over..

[thunderup]

:lol black coaches

[Clipper Nation]

:lol black coaches

Not Sumlin's fault that his quarterback is a retarded redneck with the IQ of an average meth-addled OU student :lol

[benefactor]

Conversation with my wife while watching the Aggies sway in the stands:

Me: "Still sawing off horns."

Her: "Is that what they are doing?"

Me: "Yes."

Her: "Well that's stupid, they aren't even playing the Longhorns."

Me: "Exactly."

[boobie4three]

and the comeback begins

[thunderup]

Not Sumlin's fault that his quarterback is a retarded redneck with the IQ of an average meth-addled OU student :lol

You call Manziel that but where were you last year faggot? It's funny how you like to talk shit after the fact but you're nowhere to be found when a team you hate or a player you dislike does well.

:lol also a T-shirt Boise State fan critiquing the academics at OU

[benefactor]

and the comeback begins
Comebacks are predicated on actually playing defense.

[Clipper Nation]

It's funny how you like to talk shit after the fact but you're nowhere to be found when a team you hate or a player you dislike does well.
:lol Irony


:lol also a T-shirt Boise State fan critiquing the academics at OU
:lol More irony

[boobie4three]

Comebacks are predicated on actually playing defense.

D is going to be inspired now to overachieve. Book it.

[benefactor]

Bama with the Houston Texans special.

[benefactor]

D is going to be inspired now to overachieve. Book it.
welp

[thunderup]

:lol Irony


:lol More irony

:lol classic Clipper Nation deflection
:lol :cry "but, but, you do it too!" :cry

[thunderup]

Wow, bullshit call

[benefactor]

Wow, bullshit call
Payback for the 15 free they gave Aggie.

[pgardn]

Tbh, is anyone surprised by this outcome? A&M is overhyped as fuk.

That goes double for Johnny Futboll.

This kid is about exciting as it gets and one of the most interesting players I have ever seen.
He must have huge hands the way he can bread loaf it.
He is required viewing. You are not required to hate him as a player because he is not on your team.

[benefactor]

That play was a microcosm of the game. Aggie stuffs him in the backfield only to get overpowered allowing Bama to get the first down.

[benefactor]

Well hell, they made a play.

[Clipper Nation]

Bama themselves is the only reason why the score is even this close, terrible turnover....

[thunderup]

Aggy catches a break. Now capitalize you fucks

[boobie4three]

welp


The great boobie knows and sees all.

[benefactor]

:lol...I wouldn't call that overachieving, but they made a play.

[Clipper Nation]

It's about time for another hideous interception from Fagball, tbh....

[ace3g]

Basketball players!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Yeldon is a fucking retard.... way to choke, Bama :lol

[boobie4three]

WHO'S YOU'RE DADDY?

[symple19]

Holy shit Aggie...Please find a way to pull this out

[benefactor]

Well done.

[thunderup]

Johnny fucking football

[pgardn]

On the money!

Beautiful throw and run.

God I love watching this kid.

[thunderup]

Yeldon is a fucking retard.... way to choke, Bama :lol

:cry

[benefactor]

Aggies D has got to do their job now...and not just a fortunate fumble on the goal line.

[Robz4000]

This kid is about exciting as it gets and one of the most interesting players I have ever seen.
He must have huge hands the way he can bread loaf it.
He is required viewing. You are not required to hate him as a player because he is not on your team.

I don't hate him, I just think he's overrated and I'm sick of hearing his name everytime I try to watch anything college-football related. That said, if he brings A&M back to win this game then :wow.

[Lincoln]

Lol "SEC defenses"

Fuckin overrated

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao neat kick

[Lincoln]

Great kick

[benefactor]

More Aggie special teams fail.

[ace3g]

2 bad special teams mishaps by A&M today

[Clipper Nation]

:cry

No tears here, I hate Bama too :lol

[benefactor]

And another rush for a first.

[ace3g]

Yeldon looks more like a WR than a RB

[pgardn]

Lol "SEC defenses"

Fuckin overrated

Saban wants a rule to slow the game down.
Cant handle the stylin.

[benefactor]

:lol "it's gonna be hard to run the ball"

What fucking game are you watching?

[Lincoln]

It must be easy to run behind the greatest offensive lines in college football history. Can't wait for yelden to get hyped up just like those scrubs Lacy and Ingram

[ace3g]

helmet off again

[pgardn]

Despite all the mistakes, Aggies not quitting.

Respect.

[benefactor]

More gr8 Aggie D

[Lincoln]

Nice cover 2 defense faggots

[benefactor]

Aggie has like nine fucking people in the box and still can't stop them. :lol

[J.T.]

Waiting too long to start taking time outs is gonna lose this game for us :pctoss

[thunderup]

Whoever calls the defense for Aggy has to be fired immediately. Giving up a first down on a 2nd and 15 is as shitful as it gets.

[ace3g]

lol

[ChumpDumper]

Looks like they were expecting the run, eh?

[J.T.]

Man I get noobs with that play in Madden all the time wtf Sumlin

[benefactor]

lol Diaz level defense

[symple19]

Well, good game Aggie

smh

[ChumpDumper]

Well, good game Aggie

smhHey, at least an SEC team won.

[Michael Jordan.]

Hey, at least an SEC team won.
:lmao

[thunderup]

Man I get noobs with that play in Madden all the time wtf Sumlin

"But its Manziel's fault!"

[Clipper Nation]

lolaggie :lol

[td4mvp2k]

lol Diaz level defense

:lol

[pgardn]

lol Diaz level defense

Nothing is that bad.

[Clipper Nation]

Pedd State losing to Central Florida :lol

[benefactor]

"But its Manziel's fault!"
Two picks didn't help the cause tbh.

[ace3g]

lol basketball for the win

[boobie4three]

Now THAT's magic

[benefactor]

Now THAT's magic
...and still a loss.

[ace3g]

with how bad their special teams have been A&M will miss onside kick so bad Aggies will get it

[Clipper Nation]

Now THAT's magic
Not "magic" unless you recover the onside kick and score another touchdown in 15 seconds....

[boobie4three]

...and still a loss.

Ain't over till the fat aggie sings

[pgardn]

Two picks didn't help the cause tbh.
Could have been 3 with the lob...

But he keeps chunkin undeterred.
Ash would have melted.
Oh, good news McCoy tonite?
Hell yes. Do you know where the closest toilet is to gag in?
I have laid out a runway.

[ChumpDumper]

This looks like a Big XII-IV+II game

[ace3g]

double kickers

[benefactor]

Ain't over till the fat aggie sings
She's bellowing as we speak.

[Clipper Nation]

lolaggie :lmao

[benefactor]

Well I was almost right on the spread.

[vander]

with that D, aggies should have been onside kicking all game, 40 yards or 80 yards makes little difference

[Lincoln]

Nice spray tan whore

[pgardn]

lolaggie :lmao

No lack of heart.
Just a defense.

This ATM team is a blast to watch.
I love to see Saban choke on his own saliva.
42 points...

[Michael Jordan.]

No lack of heart.
Just a defense.

This ATM team is a blast to watch.
I love to see Saban choke on his own saliva.
42 points...
It's not just Saban. All of the SEC is overrated.

[ChumpDumper]

So is Saban going to make more than $7 million his first year at UT?

[pgardn]

So is Saban going to make more than $7 million his first year at UT?

How could Saban handle Austin and all the evil pressures?
He is so OCD he would pull an Urban Meyer panic attack.
A small town in plantation country is the perfect fit.

[thunderup]

Two picks didn't help the cause tbh.

I agree but that's expected given Manziel's erratic style of play. The Aggy defense was just absolutely shitful and it starts with the coaching staff's ability to gameplan for that run game.

[pgardn]

What Texas fan is brave enough to start a thread?

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaaand TexAgs is already melting down:


Hell yeah, moral victories. I miss the days if Sherman and Fran. Oh, nevermind. I don't. This **** is tired.


We can still pretend that we had a really good season even if we lose. Because the rest of the schedule is an absolute joke.


OK, A&M might be a top 25 team, but most certainly is not a top 20 team

Mark it down. We will bow in music city


I think tu might be better against the run than our _efense

this is embarassing

(Still obsessed with daddeh :lol)


Unless something changes, we won't stop LSU, Ole Miss, Vandy, or Mizzou.


Bench Johnny!

:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

How could Saban handle Austin and all the evil pressures?
He is so OCD he would pull an Urban Meyer panic attack.
A small town in plantation country is the perfect fit.There is no pressure in Austin.

If there were, Mack would have been fired two seasons ago.

[pgardn]

I agree but that's expected given Manziel's erratic style of play. The Aggy defense was just absolutely shitful and it starts with the coaching staff's ability to gameplan for that run game.

They just don't have the draft horses for this challenge.
Saban will feel much more comfy with LSU or Florida.

[pgardn]

There is no pressure in Austin.

If there were, Mack would have been fired two seasons ago.

Saban makes his own pressure. This is why a game like you just saw takes him to the edge.

[benefactor]

I agree but that's expected given Manziel's erratic style of play.
And therein lies the problem. I made a Cutler reference earlier in this thread and I think it fits. Manziel has all the talent in the world but he's just too much of a loose cannon to be a champion. You can't have a bunch of great plays get overshadowed by several boneheaded ones that eventually cost you the game.

[ChumpDumper]

Saban makes his own pressure. This is why a game like you just saw takes him to the edge.I guess. He always looks like this though. Don't see how UT would be any worse.

[pgardn]

I guess. He always looks like this though. Don't see how UT would be any worse.

UT with Saban would be awesome.
Saban with UT... No way.

[Bill_Brasky]

There is no pressure in Austin.

If there were, Mack would have been fired two seasons ago.

if not for Vince young, Mack would have been fired in 2007.

[Sisk]

Haven't read this thread but our defense sucks. That's all.

[benefactor]

Haven't read this thread but our defense sucks. That's all.
You have the general gist of the thread then.

[DesignatedT]

I'm here. Good game. Our defense is just atrocious. I hit on this topic around this forum the last few days but wow our defense was bad. 42 points on Bama is nothing to scoff at. Defense obviously lost this game. Definitely sucks.

[romad_20]

I'm here. Good game. Our defense is just atrocious. I hit on this topic around this forum the last few days but wow our defense was bad. 42 points on Bama is nothing to scoff at. Defense obviously lost this game. Definitely sucks.

Your offense did a lot better than I thought they would. Kudos to them. That being said, each one of those heave the ball up and let Mike Evans get it plays, were 50/50 and A&M was 100% on those. That won't happen every game. It's exciting, until it becomes a disaster.

[leemajors]

I'm here. Good game. Our defense is just atrocious. I hit on this topic around this forum the last few days but wow our defense was bad. 42 points on Bama is nothing to scoff at. Defense obviously lost this game. Definitely sucks.

Shame we couldn't see a rematch in the SEC title game tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol lolaggie trying to deflect all blame from Johnny Inbred and his INT's now.... yes, you have a pathetic excuse for a "defense," but Fagball's pick six and end zone INT were the game-defining plays.... he also chucked up some other horrible throws but his receivers were bailing him out per par....

[DesignatedT]

Manziel had 562 total yards and 5 touchdowns :lmao

He alone, gained more yards yesterday than any other TEAM has on Nick Saban at Alabama.

Yeah, he didn't play a perfect game and that's the scary part. Manziel is the best player in College Football and it isn't even close.

[FkLA]

Damn, CN is so stupid tbh.

[Fpoonsie]

Surprised at the early success. Not too much at the inability to stop the run. Jesus.

Not gonna fault Johnny for the pick in the endzone as it looked like tha receiver didn't run the route correctly. Still, though, in that instance, why not try to run on first down? Still confused on that.

All in all, an exciting game. Didn't expect a win, not thrilled with a loss, but admired the fuck out of the effort.

[benefactor]

Redneck Aggie fan is worse than redneck Cowboys fan. Shit you not.
...and behold, the evidence.

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/IMG_20130921_185332-1_zps6f2a5f71.jpg
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q45/gospelrapper/IMG_20130921_185750-1_zps7140d44a.jpg

This thick neck is Aggie fan in my area in a nutshell. Scruffy buzz cut complete with redneck goatee, #2 T-shirt wrapped over his huge gut and basketball shorts. I heard him before I saw him and upon arriving at his table he loudly commanded the waiter to go get the remote and change it to the Aggie game. My whole dinner party was a part of any conversation he was having at his table as he continued to prove that obviously didn't live indoors. And of course, he bellowed out "let's go Johnny Football!" every few minutes like he was in his local hillbilly watering hole.

[Sisk]

Pretty weird to be taking pictures of someone you don't know in public.

[The Reckoning]

:lmao

[Thompson]

It is a bit weird to be taking pictures of strangers to laugh at their flaws on a message board - and in fairness, he didn't get the chance to crop out the gut like you cropped out the bald in your self-sketch (you realize you could have just drawn hair on yourself, right?).

[ChumpDumper]

Pretty weird to be taking pictures of someone you don't know in public.


It is a bit weird to be taking pictures of strangers to laugh at their flaws on a message board - and in fairness, he didn't get the chance to crop out the gut like you cropped out the bald in your self-sketch (you realize you could have just drawn hair on yourself, right?).
It's not unusual. Don't be so sensitive. It's funny.

[benefactor]

:lol...half the damn internet consists of people catching others looking or acting stupid without them knowing it.

[The Reckoning]

dumbass probably wants his picture taken. all of his glory years were playing high school fullback and dating the runner up homecoming queen until he hit her and her daddeh pulled a shotty on him. he went to community college after not getting an offer to play college ball but dropped out after never going to class because he was too busy going to high school keggers. so he worked for his cousin Joe's air conditioning company as a technician. met some porky bitch with family oil money and married her. he drinks and abuses her every night, so now she's just a scared looking shell of her former self and would probably go crazy if it wasn't for their children, a daughter and son named Mason.

to pull a veil over his miserable life, he puts on the Ag t-shirt, tells people he doesn't have a ring because he decided to join the Navy instead (which he didn't), but he supports Ags 100% because they are the best conservative non-military academy. he reminisces on his old days as a high school fullback - the glory years - and has persuaded himself that the only reason why his athletic career ended there was because of the vastly genetically superior black athlete. he decides to become an expert on all black sports and music, and spends his days at work (now as manager because Joe is in jail for manslaughter while drinking and driving) self-loathing on internet forums.

in the evenings he goes to sports bars and barks at everyone around him about Johnny Football - the Great White Hope - and sees his former self in Johnny. his trek to the sports bar is his only opportunity for attention because he has ran out everyone in his life, including his e-homies, and some semblance of hope for his own existence.

[Kermit]

If we didn't post pictures of Aggy doing weird shit, there wouldn't be a College Sports Forum. Also, lol aggy on this board jumping to some fat ass, redneck's defense because he put on his "t-shirt". You stupid fucks know that fat piece of shit didn't go to Aggy, right? Or maybe he did. Par for the course in my opinion.

[rjv]

t-shirt fans are indeed usually the worst of all...