MNF: Skins/Eagles - Texans/Chargers

[benefactor]

lol Schaub pulling an Eli

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol TD Chargers. Clipper Nation get in here

[benefactor]

And bizarro football week continues.

[Trill Clinton]

ryan matthews' cleats are nice

[J.T.]

omg and the texans already down 7, i'm fucking done for

time to start :drunk

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Good shit Houston D, keep givin up det pussy real easy

[benefactor]

Nice return. Now don't throw a pick.

[Darth_Pelican]

td skins, need the onside kick

[ace3g]

TD skins

[Clipper Nation]

:lol TD Chargers. Clipper Nation get in here

Fucking Schaub is trying to derail our tank! :lol

[DPG21920]

RG3 bomb son. Hopefully they recover this. That would be RG3 folklore type stuff.

[ace3g]

lol Skins player didn't go after the ball, went for tackle instead

[Darth_Pelican]

and that'll do it. On to the next game

[DPG21920]

Crazy how WSH even got within striking distance. They were so bad in the first half. RG3 got better so hopefully it means good things.

[Raven]

Crazy how WSH even got within striking distance. They were so bad in the first half. RG3 got better so hopefully it means good things.

they stopped putting any pressure..

[lefty]

Crazy how WSH even got within striking distance. They were so bad in the first half. RG3 got better so hopefully it means good things.
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[Clipper Nation]

Crazy how WSH even got within striking distance. They were so bad in the first half. RG3 got better so hopefully it means good things.

Tbh, for someone coming off a serious injury and not having played in the preseason, he really wasn't that bad in the end, especially once he shook the rust off in the second half....

[DPG21920]

Tbh, for someone coming off a serious injury and not having played in the preseason, he really wasn't that bad in the end, especially once he shook the rust off in the second half....

Pretty much, but it was a pretty horrific first 2.5 quarters. Definitely good to see him shake it off.

[benefactor]

Graham:tu

[Lincoln]

That second half makes me feel ALOT better. The entire o was rusty as fuck but got better in the 2nd. Too many penalties tho

Rg3 was shit for 2 1/4 quarters but he got confidence. Moral victories tbh but I was raging in the first half.

[Clipper Nation]

Berman fucking sucks....

[benefactor]

Yes

[Lincoln]

:lol at everyone saying the skins had a good line last year when prior to the read option being installed it was shit. Tonight we saw the example of the rush not being slowed down bc of the option.

[thunderup]

Berman fucking sucks....

Agree partner. Feels like I'm watching CBS. He should stick to being in the studio.

[Darth_Pelican]

nice drive

[Clipper Nation]

Our run defense is so bad, it's almost like Manny _iaz is our defensive coordinator, tbh :lol

[benefactor]

Well the early excitement was fun. Back to reality.

[benefactor]

Beer Can is a touchback machine. Love this kicker.

[Clipper Nation]

Btw, Bront Bird sucks ass, might be one of the worst defensive players in football....

[RD2191]

:lol at everyone saying the skins had a good line last year when prior to the read option being installed it was shit. Tonight we saw the example of the rush not being slowed down bc of the option.
:lmaoFUCK YO SKINS BITCH NIGGA

[benefactor]

Bad penalty

[benefactor]

Bad penalty
:lol maybe not

[benefactor]

Teo sighting

[Clipper Nation]

Teo sighting

Ugh, I'd rather forget that faggot is on our team.... :depressed

[benefactor]

Ugh...shit.

[Darth_Pelican]

Rivers is throwing nicely so far this game

[benefactor]

Again...outside of Jackson and Joseph the DBs are straight trash.

[Clipper Nation]

We might not need to tank if Rivers plays like this all year, tbh....

[The Reckoning]

Berman fucking sucks....


he sounds drunk

[benefactor]

OD

[DPG21920]

You've got to be kidding me, HOU.

[benefactor]

Of course he failed. Kubes has zero experience at risk taking.

[benefactor]

Nice stop after the fail. The defense bailing out the offense will be a recurring theme this season.

[Clipper Nation]

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[Darth_Pelican]

his foot was touched

[Trainwreck2100]

his foot was touched

hard to tell it was white on white, need a zoom in

[benefactor]

He's down

[J.T.]

He's down

Fuckin' A right he is...I need all touches and targets to go Fosters way the rest of this game to even have a chance at winning fantasy

[J.T.]

Fuckin' A right he is...I need all touches and targets to go Fosters way the rest of this game to even have a chance at winning fantasy

Seriously though if Foster don't got 10 points by halftime I'm switching to rooting for San Diego to win so Colts have the division lead

[Trainwreck2100]

dat automatic 1st down

[Trainwreck2100]

Seriously though if Foster don't got 10 points by halftime I'm switching to rooting for San Diego to win so Colts have the division lead

no need to switch cause they ain't got a shot at winning the division

[benefactor]

Dammit Jean fuck

[DPG21920]

Watch Philelite Rivers take them down for a score.

[Trainwreck2100]

Watch Philelite Rivers take them down for a score.

pick 6 tbqh

[Chinook]

GET OUT, PHILLIP!!!!

[DPG21920]

pick 6 tbqh

Rumblin' & bumblin'

[benefactor]

:lol

[DPG21920]

Philelite Rivers!

[Trainwreck2100]

what a great force out

[Clipper Nation]

Clary STILL sucks ass....

[Darth_Pelican]

very close

[DPG21920]

I think dets a TD....don't say I didn't call it tbh...

[Clipper Nation]

That's a touchdown....

[Pelicans78]

I think he scored. He hit the pylon before landing out of bounds.

[DPG21920]

Watch Philelite Rivers take them down for a score.

Self quotesies.

[Pelicans78]

Great play by Brown.

[Trainwreck2100]

how can you call that first game an upset? RG3 is coming off knee surgery

[DPG21920]

Hi Trainwreck.

[Clipper Nation]

Well, I'm pleasantly surprised by the first half, tbh.... three touchdowns by the Philbilly already? Damn, Texans... :lol

[Pelicans78]

I didn't realize how many quality veterans the Chargers brought in this season.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hi Trainwreck.

sup

[Darth_Pelican]

incomplete pass

[Chinook]

Texans can't catch a break.

[thunderup]

The Texans are being exposed for the overrated team they are.

:lol letting phillybilly carve you up

[Pelicans78]

Can't believe it took the Spanos family this long to replace AJ/Norv. Totally new energy with this team.

[Trainwreck2100]

Can't believe it took the Spanos family this long to replace AJ/Norv. Totally new energy with this team.

Not worried Chargers just love fucking up their leads under the lights

[Clipper Nation]

Can't believe it took the Spanos family this long to replace AJ/Norv. Totally new energy with this team.

Yeah, McCoy definitely has them a lot more ready to play than Craterface ever did.... thanks for the new coach, Denver! :lol

[The Reckoning]

chargers looking good

[Pelicans78]

Great play call to start the half.

[Pelicans78]

Ronnie Brown hit the wrong hole.

[Clipper Nation]

Floyd!

[DPG21920]

Philip Rivers is boss hogging HOU right now.

[thunderup]

:lmao Texans getting exposed. I knew it all along.

[Chinook]

What a dumb idea to run a pick on first and goal from the 1. Lucky they didn't get penalized for it.

[Clipper Nation]

Another TD pass for the Philbilly :lmao

[DPG21920]

That's what pisses me off about the Cowboys. Garrett is such a bad coach. Most every other coach with a decent QB trust their QB. You get an interception to start the game near the endzone and you go for the throat. Cowboys? Vanilla run, vanilla run...

They never play aggressive and it's annoying.

[thunderup]

Hey Clipper, your Chargers are looking good. Granted it's the Texans but still. You should be hopeful for the season partner.

[DPG21920]

lol if Rivers goes Peyton Manning on HOU. 7 TD countdown: XXXX

[Robz4000]

Chargers look pretty good, but I'm more shocked at how bad Houston is playing.

[Pelicans78]

That's what pisses me off about the Cowboys. Garrett is such a bad coach. Most every other coach with a decent QB trust their QB. You get an interception to start the game near the endzone and you go for the throat. Cowboys? Vanilla run, vanilla run...

They never play aggressive and it's annoying.

Hell, McCoy trusted Tebow to throw the ball around in a playoff game.

[Clipper Nation]

One thing I'm liking about McCoy is that he's actually trusting Rivers and giving him freedom to run the offense and call audibles, tbh.... Norv never, ever did that and pigeonholed him into his shitty outdated 1992 offense and horrible playcalling....

[DPG21920]

SD doesn't look that great. They are getting some good things to happen, but they don't look ultra dangerous to me. This looks like a game that HOU didn't take seriously from the beginning and got snake bit early and often. HOU is still able to run pretty effectively, but now you have to throw and come from behind which isn't a great proposition with MS at the helm.

[Pelicans78]

Freeney is playing really well tonight. He's abusing the LT.

[DPG21920]

That's another thing about the Cowboys. They have 3rd and long and they just take only what the defense gives them. They don't even bother trying to throw all the way past the marker, they just hope some dink and dump turns into something.

Loserball.

[Pelicans78]

Chargers need to stop blitzing so much.

[Clipper Nation]

Welp, same old second-half Chargers....

[benefactor]

Little late to be waking up.

Fucking faggots.

[thunderup]

Little late to be waking up.

Fucking faggots.

You never know partner. If the first MNF game is any indication, as well as this crazy week of games, anything can happen.

[Trainwreck2100]

ruhroh

[Clipper Nation]

Starting to remind me of the Saints and Donks chokes from last year, tbh....

[HarlemHeat37]

I doubt San Diego chokes, Schaub won't be able to maintain this comeback IMO..

[Trainwreck2100]

Schaub showing off his amazing foot moves

[benefactor]

You never know partner. If the first MNF game is any indication, as well as this crazy week of games, anything can happen.
I'd take it...but it would definitely be one of those wins that feels like a loss. They had no business coming into this game with a lackadaisical attitude.

[benefactor]

I doubt San Diego chokes, Schaub won't be able to maintain this comeback IMO..
:tu

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck what a catch

[Trainwreck2100]

Not worried Chargers just love fucking up their leads under the lights

[benefactor]

lol noodle arm. He barely got that ball to Hopkins.

[Clipper Nation]

Oh well, this inevitable chokejob will set up nicely for the tank effort, tbh....

[Trainwreck2100]

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[benefactor]

Bad, bad penalty

[benefactor]

Oh well, this inevitable chokejob will set up nicely for the tank effort, tbh....
Will be tough to out choke Schaub in this situation. I've seen this movie many times.

[DPG21920]

It didn't look like much to warrant that call tbh..

[Clipper Nation]

Will be tough to out choke Schaub in this situation. I've seen this movie many times.
The Chargers had already long since perfected the art of the choke before Schaub was even born, tbh....

[benefactor]

There he goes

[Trainwreck2100]

don't be a pussy

[benefactor]

I have no idea what just happened

[DPG21920]

:lol

[benefactor]

Abortretryfail?

[DPG21920]

Ugh, this might be the worst announcing duo ever.

[Trainwreck2100]

back to where they were before the fake punt

[Chinook]

Ugh, this might be the worst announcing duo ever.

What's sad is that Berman negotiated these games into his recent contract extension. He's going to be doing these Week One late games for a while.

[Trainwreck2100]

Ugh, this might be the worst announcing duo ever.


mike and mike was who they used to use for this second game, now they were bad

[benefactor]

And of course, they fail horribly after the fake punt.

[DPG21920]

mike and mike was who they used to use for this second game, now they were bad

I would definitely rather M&M. No joke.

[Chinook]

mike and mike was who they used to use for this second game, now they were bad

They also used the PTI guys for the first game. The beginnings of ESPN's MNF were really bad.

[Trainwreck2100]

dat nigga cushing

[benefactor]

Cush!!!!!!!

[DPG21920]

Wow. Just wow.

[benefactor]

Welcome back my roided up negro

[Chinook]

Solid after that new contract. Nothing to overturn there.

[Chinook]

That movie Gravity just looks silly.

[DPG21920]

This is just fantastic :lol. I love thinking about what Clipper Nation is going through :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DPG21920]

I imagine DD and CN just late night FaceTiming while drinking excessively.

[HarlemHeat37]

Well, I guess San Diego is going to blow it after all:lol..

Berman is way too monotone and boring during play-by-play, tbh..

[HI-FI]

I have family that live in SD and season ticket holders, I feel sorry for their suffering. but fucking Chargers :lol

[Chris]

lmao Chargers

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol rivers you dumbass. gates has been open all night:lol

[DPG21920]

No one look at Rivers directly in the eyes.

[Clipper Nation]

This is just fantastic :lol. I love thinking about what Clipper Nation is going through :lmao

I just expect this shit from the Chargers, tbh.... they don't just lose games, they choke in dramatic and hilarious fashion every single time....

[benefactor]

I imagine DD and CN just late night FaceTiming while drinking excessively.
:lol...great visual

[Spur|n|Austin]

Ugh, this might be the worst announcing duo ever.

Agreed.

[J.T.]

If Foster can get in the mf'ing end zone I can pull this shit off...

or another pick 6...either way

What blows the most this week is I'm down by 10 right now with Jared Cook and his 33 points on the bench...

[Trainwreck2100]

Not worried Chargers just love fucking up their leads under the lights

i demand that you fuckers acknowledge this

[Holden_Caulfield]

If Foster can get in the mf'ing end zone I can pull this shit off...

or another pick 6...either way

What blows the most this week is I'm down by 10 right now with Jared Cook and his 33 points on the bench...

im down by 7 waiting for rivers to throw to gates and i have boldin and joique with 70pts on the bench lol fml

[Trainwreck2100]

im down by 7 waiting for rivers to throw to gates and i have boldin and joique with 70pts on the bench lol fml

ror drafting antonio gates

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol rivers. choking faggot. throw it to gates hes open like 3/4 of the time

[Chinook]

This has been a really good Week One.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Chargers

It never fails...

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

inb4 shank

[benefactor]

Come on beer can

[Holden_Caulfield]

shankk it and share last place with the jags

[RD2191]

clipper nation:lmao

[Chris]

lol Chargers

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao rivers

[HI-FI]

:rollin

unreal.

doesn't help Rivers has the accuracy of a black QB but no mobility.

[Robz4000]

Not sure what it is about that team that causes them to choke in epic fashion so often, but dammit do they make it an art form.

[Trainwreck2100]

Not sure what it is about that team that causes them to choke in epic fashion so often, but dammit do they make it an art form.

cowboys have actually lost in magnificent ways over the years

[benefactor]

Fuck I'm getting too old for this.

[Michael Jordan.]

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[Michael Jordan.]

DeAndre Hopkins is a fuckin stud, btw.

[Michael Jordan.]

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[Clipper Nation]

Can't wait 'til we ship the Philbilly's ass out for Bridgewater, tbh....

[spurraider21]

The Texans are being exposed for the overrated team they are.

:lol letting phillybilly carve you up


:lmao Texans getting exposed. I knew it all along.


Hey Clipper, your Chargers are looking good. Granted it's the Texans but still. You should be hopeful for the season partner.

:lol meth

[benefactor]

DeAndre Hopkins is a fuckin stud, btw.
Pretty damn excited about him. We got a little taste tonight of what he can do tonight in both making big catches and freeing up Johnson to beast one on one against whoever is trying to cover him.

[Michael Jordan.]

Pretty damn excited about him. We got a little taste tonight of what he can do tonight in both making big catches and freeing up Johnson to beast one on one against whoever is trying to cover him.

Just wait until Posey starts to get. More playing time and excel in the slot.

[InRareForm]

Was at the game. Charger fans talking shit the whole game. :lol