Things That Mexican Men Hear In Bed That Others Don't

[Koolaid_Man]

Hector...this baby is yours preemo :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol

[Trill Clinton]

:lmao

[Axegrinder]

"now thats a spicy tamale"

[Katherine Robinson]

Un burro sabe mas que tu

[Big Empty]

"You better f$ck me or someone else will"-my current girlfreind when i couldnt get it up

[I. Hustle]

"Move over Jose, Pablo, Pepe, Jorge and Chuy. I has to get some sleeps so i can ehfind some work in the mornings."

[I. Hustle]

"Puch me like a lawnmower, Jose!"

[Avante]

wife...Did you council the car insurance now that we have a insurance card?

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lol
wife...Did you council the car insurance now that we have a insurance card?

[cute_spursfan]

lolz

[Koolaid_Man]

lolz

I still owe you a PM..don't worry it's coming sexy :hat

[cute_spursfan]

I still owe you a PM..don't worry it's coming sexy :hat

haha, aight man. be easy

[Skull-1]

"Is it in yet?" (Disclaimer: Can apply to any ethnicity.)

I'm just kidding.

[FkLA]

"Im only with my white husband for the money."

[lebomb]

jew beher spec me Carnasion! I no take jer bullchit no mores!!!!

[Skull-1]

"Im only with my white husband for the money."
Lol


jew beher spec me Carnasion! I no take jer bullchit no mores!!!!

Lol

[Koolaid_Man]

"Beat that Mexican pussy up like Floyd "

[HarlemHeat37]

Eeee not so loud papi the kids are right on the floor.

:lol..

[thispego]

:lmao this thread has mega potential

[Rogue]

things mexican men here in bed that others don't? the rumbling sound of beans rolling around their own stomachs and bowels?

[Koolaid_Man]

Tell your cousin to move over.

:lmao

[The Reckoning]

3am:

"ayyy primo the familia is callin needin a coyote"


5am:

"ayyy primo there's a severe storm hitting the costa. see if you can get some copper wire from the downed lines to sell to tio."


7am:

"ayyy primo make sure to take our trash out first before you pick up the barrio's for work."


midnight:

"ayyy primo...dios mio! i see our lady de guadalupe in your bush!"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

jew beher spec me Carnasion! I no take jer bullchit no mores!!!!

She's easily my least favorite lady on The View.