Sex

[Avante]

How many of you out there are just now discovering the joys of sex? I get this impression a lot of cherries have been popped in he last couple years around here. All this cock/pussy/dick/**** talk is so rookie.

You click on here and here's all these....

What if you had a green dick?

A midget gave me head.

She had a tiny ****, I felt huge.

Imagine being white with a black cock.

Threads staring at you. Come on people be cool, sure sex is great but to act 16 years old over it...nay!

[DMC]

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l482/DMCSPURS/SIL_zpsfbbf1a22.jpg

No thanks

[Avante]

Where are you actually trying to go with that?

[td4mvp2k]

How is it bein gay? Tbh?

[DMC]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/Funkeyboy226/NeoNazi.jpg

[Avante]

How is it bein gay? Tbh?

Come on man what are you 13? That's so fucking childish.

[Avante]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/Funkeyboy226/NeoNazi.jpg

You haven't made any sense in a while now.

[DMC]

I don't make in sense. I don't know how. You could, with your neonazi son in law.

[Koolaid_Man]

How many of you out there are just now discovering the joys of sex? I get this impression a lot of cherries have been popped in he last couple years around here. All this cock/pussy/dick/**** talk is so rookie.

You click on here and here's all these....

What if you had a green dick?

A midget gave me head.

She had a tiny ****, I felt huge.

Imagine being white with a black cock.

Threads staring at you. Come on people be cool, sure sex is great but to act 16 years old over it...nay!

did judy get that vag rejuvenation surgery?

[Avante]

I don't make in sense. I don't know how. You could, with your neonazi son in law.

What?

[Avante]

did judy get that vag rejuvenation surgery?

Did they ever find out who your dad was? The paperboy..huh?

[Koolaid_Man]

Did they ever find out who your dad was? The paperboy..huh?

when you thrust into Judy can you feel the ribbed flesh of her vaginal walls....be honest she's a lame ride right?

[Avante]

when you thrust into Judy can you feel the ribbed flesh of her vaginal walls....be honest she's a lame ride right?

You didn't answer the question little man, did they ever find out who the freak was that made you?

[Koolaid_Man]

You didn't answer the question little man, did they ever find out who the freak was that made you?

no I'm a test tube baby....now what kind of fuck is Judy....

[Avante]

no I'm a test tube baby....now what kind of fuck is Judy....

Don't lie to me midget, ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't lie to me midget, ok?

sorry...you right I have it bad lying to retarded people...

[Avante]

sorry...you right I have it bad lying to retarded people...

The only retard here is you dickhead...ok?

[Koolaid_Man]

The only retard here is you dickhead...ok?


you right my dick head is retarded :lol stupid and fucking crazy

[Avante]

you right my dick head is retarded :lol stupid and fucking crazy

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!...ok ok that was funny.

[ChumpDumper]

Oh look, avante is whining again.

[Avante]

Oh look, ChumptyDumpty humping away on my leg again.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!...ok ok that was funny.

Avante you're much prettier when you smile...I got a knack for making bitches laugh :lol

[Avante]

Avante you're much prettier when you smile...I got a knack for making bitches laugh :lol

I don't doubt that at all.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't doubt that at all.

spoken like a true bitch

[ChumpDumper]

Avante complains when other people start threads.

[DJR210]

:lol
did judy get that vag rejuvenation surgery?

[Avante]

spoken like a true bitch

Look at yourself, skinny little legs, a neck like a stack of dimes, female boobs and a rinky dinky little dick...hahaha!!!!!!! And then to have a little prick like you calling somebody a bitch...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

I hope I never turn into a shriveled up, bitter old man who hates sex because he can't get it up.

[Avante]

I hope I never turn into a shriveled up, bitter old man who hates sex because he can't get it up.

Then there's always reality.

There are different levels of sex, the one we see when you first start out fucking, and it's all new to you and you still think...the harder and faster the better (ignorance of youth). Then as you sexually mature you start realizing what women really want then that final stage where it's all been figured out and you both know what the other wants.

Here we see so many still in stage one and it's comical watching how immature kids act about sex. Yes we were all they once upon a time.

Sex is totally amazing and I love it and have a fantastic sex life...fan-tas-tic. Just not a childish/immature one like we see here.

[ChumpDumper]

So defensive.

You're making a bad thread even worse.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Then there's always reality.

There are different levels of sex, the one we see when you first start out fucking, and it's all new to you and you still think...the harder and faster the better (ignorance of youth). Then as you sexually mature you start realizing what women really want then that final stage where it's all been figured out and you both know what the other wants.

Here we see so many still in stage one and it's comical watching how immature kids act about sex. Yes we were all they once upon a time.

Sex is totally amazing and I love it and have a fantastic sex life...fan-tas-tic. Just not a childish/immature one like we see here.

How does one have a childish sex life?

[cantthinkofanything]

How does one have a childish sex life?

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK4udA0TifRK7xU4WIn9totbd3wl4hM 24TbZh1984L6U-oWMMuIOAii45e

[Spur|n|Austin]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK4udA0TifRK7xU4WIn9totbd3wl4hM 24TbZh1984L6U-oWMMuIOAii45e

Bingo.

[ohmwrecker]

Then there's always reality.

This isn't reality. It's the internet. Just because you and Judy have your sex life down to a slow, dull science, doesn't mean that's what is satisfactory for everyone. Don't pretend like you have it "all figured out", bubba. That's where you get into trouble.

I'm also willing to bet that Judy would like a little more variety. You got to keep it fresh, holmes.

[Rogue]

you'll taste the bitter end of sex when you get a bit older imho

[ohmwrecker]

you'll taste the bitter end of sex when you get a bit older imho

Who are you talking to, weirdo?

[Avante]

How does one have a childish sex life?

It's when someone talk cocks, pussy, sex, fucking all the time to complete strangers.

[Avante]

This isn't reality. It's the internet. Just because you and Judy have your sex life down to a slow, dull science, doesn't mean that's what is satisfactory for everyone. Don't pretend like you have it "all figured out", bubba. That's where you get into trouble.

I'm also willing to bet that Judy would like a little more variety. You got to keep it fresh, holmes.

Why do you always try to talk about things you know...0...about? That's a bad habit of yours slick.

[BigZak]

What's wrong with talking about pussy, this is a sex thread.

[Avante]

What's wrong with talking about pussy, this is a sex thread.

Nothing is wrong with talking about pussy unless that's all you do.

[ChumpDumper]

This thread gets worse with every Avante post.

[AaronY]

http://randomgifs.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dYLqX.gif

[CuckingFunt]

It's when someone talk cocks, pussy, sex, fucking all the time to complete strangers.

Does that mean you have a childish music life?

[Avante]

Does that mean you have a childish music life?

You can talk music anywhere to just about anyone at anytime. You walk into a bar and there's the jukebox or the band. You can drive down any street with the radio blaring, you can walk into some stores and there's...mellow rock. Try watching a movie with no soundtrack. Don't you think that is a little different than going around yaking about cocks/pussy/ass etc etc ....especially around people you don't know.

[ohmwrecker]

Why do you always try to talk about things you know...0...about? That's a bad habit of yours slick.

What are you referring to?

[ohmwrecker]

Nothing is wrong with talking about pussy unless that's all you do.

So . . . there's nothing wrong with it .

[Avante]

What are you referring to?

You trying to talk about people you know...0...about.

[DMC]

You can talk music anywhere to just about anyone at anytime. You walk into a bar and there's the jukebox or the band. You can drive down any street with the radio blaring, you can walk into some stores and there's...mellow rock. Try watching a movie with no soundtrack. Don't you think that is a little different than going around yaking about cocks/pussy/ass etc etc ....especially around people you don't know.

Look at her user name and rethink that.

[Avante]

So . . . there's nothing wrong with it .

How many messageboards out there in cyperspace do you think you can post.....I love pussy!!!!!!!!....as the thread title and it's cool?

Time and place...was what I was talking about....obviously.

[Avante]

Look at her user name and rethink that.

It's not her name it's the ignorance she displays.

[ohmwrecker]

You trying to talk about people you know...0...about.

So, are you claiming that you have not made judgements about people you don't know?

[ohmwrecker]

How many messageboards out there in cyperspace do you think you can post.....I love pussy!!!!!!!!....as the thread title and it's cool?

Time and place...was what I was talking about....obviously.

Why do you give a shit?

[Avante]

So, are you claiming that you have not made judgements about people you don't know?

Not really I get this....I can say anything I want I'm hiding.....bit. I realize it would be a whole different deal person to person. Obviously you'd be real cool with me standing three feet away.

[Avante]

Why do you give a shit?

Go out in the street right now and hold up a big sign that reads...I LOVE PUSSY...why would anyone care?

[ohmwrecker]

Not really I get this....I can say anything I want I'm hiding.....bit. I realize it would be a whole different deal person to person. Obviously you'd be real cool with me standing three feet away.

If you are insinuating that I would be threatened by your physical proximity, I can assure you that I would not.

[ChumpDumper]

Go out in the street right now and hold up a big sign that reads...I LOVE PUSSY...why would anyone care?That doesn't answer the question.

Why do you care?

[ohmwrecker]

Go out in the street right now and hold up a big sign that reads...I LOVE PUSSY...why would anyone care?

Nobody would care.

[Avante]

If you are insinuating that I would be threatened by your physical proximity, I can assure you that I would not.

I can also assure you you'd talk a whole different game.

[Avante]

Nobody would care.

You don't get out much do you?

[ohmwrecker]

I can also assure you you'd talk a whole different game.

No.

[ohmwrecker]

You don't get out much do you?

I go out more than you ever get out of that musty old garage of yours.

[Avante]

I go out more than you ever get out of that musty old garage of yours.

See there you go again talking about shit you know nothing about. Tell me how's my AC out there? Guess what....there isn't any and this is central Cali, now think............

[CuckingFunt]

You can talk music anywhere to just about anyone at anytime. You walk into a bar and there's the jukebox or the band. You can drive down any street with the radio blaring, you can walk into some stores and there's...mellow rock. Try watching a movie with no soundtrack. Don't you think that is a little different than going around yaking about cocks/pussy/ass etc etc ....especially around people you don't know.

Listening to music has nothing to do with my comments. Just as the act of sex itself has nothing to do with your criticism of all the recent vulgar threads as childish.

In your time here, you have done little other than start thread after thread trying to impress complete strangers with your knowledge of music facts and track statistics. The subjects are different, but the behavior is analogous to bragging about alleged sexual conquests and is every bit as childish.

[ohmwrecker]

See there you go again talking about shit you know nothing about. Tell me how's my AC out there? Guess what....there isn't any and this is central Cali, now think............

So?

[ohmwrecker]

Listening to music has nothing to do with my comments. Just as the act of sex itself has nothing to do with your criticism of all the recent vulgar threads as childish.

In your time here, you have done little other than start thread after thread trying to impress complete strangers with your knowledge of music facts and track statistics. The subjects are different, but the behavior is analogous to bragging about alleged sexual conquests and is every bit as childish.

Boom.

[ChumpDumper]

See there you go again talking about shit you know nothing about. Tell me how's my AC out there? Guess what....there isn't any and this is central Cali, now think............So you have a lot of B.O.?

[DMC]

It's not her name it's the ignorance she displays.

She's actually pretty sharp, just a bit more worldly than a garage dweller like yourself there sparky.

[ohmwrecker]

Hypothetically speaking . . . When you find yourself filled to the brim with dem ol' blues and shitty sci fi and you finally peel your fast food eating ass off of that nasty chair in your mancave and decide to venture out in that Central Cali AC (most likely to purchase some more fast food burgers) . . . you see a fellow holding a handmade sign that reads "I Love Pussy" . . . what do you do?

[ChumpDumper]

He has Mason print out web addresses for YouTubes and hands them out

[CuckingFunt]

He has Mason print out web addresses for YouTubes and hands them out

He likely stages a phony ticker tape parade for Space Girl's return.

[ohmwrecker]

You two aren't taking my hypothetical scenario seriously.

[CuckingFunt]

You two aren't taking my hypothetical scenario seriously.

You misread. There is no surer sign of me taking things seriously than a Simpsons reference.

[ohmwrecker]

You misread. There is no surer sign of me taking things seriously than a Simpsons reference.

Ah, well, my apologies then.

[Avante]

Listening to music has nothing to do with my comments. Just as the act of sex itself has nothing to do with your criticism of all the recent vulgar threads as childish.

In your time here, you have done little other than start thread after thread trying to impress complete strangers with your knowledge of music facts and track statistics. The subjects are different, but the behavior is analogous to bragging about alleged sexual conquests and is every bit as childish.

Adults talk music, track, stats, little kids constantly talk about sex.

[Avante]

She's actually pretty sharp, just a bit more worldly than a garage dweller like yourself there sparky.

I seriously doubt that sparky.

[Avante]

Hypothetically speaking . . . When you find yourself filled to the brim with dem ol' blues and shitty sci fi and you finally peel your fast food eating ass off of that nasty chair in your mancave and decide to venture out in that Central Cali AC (most likely to purchase some more fast food burgers) . . . you see a fellow holding a handmade sign that reads "I Love Pussy" . . . what do you do?

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

[Brodie Bruce]

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

Sounds like you have some anger management issues.

And issues understanding that the internet is not an extension of real life for most people because they operate under aliases and pseudonyms rather than their actual identities, often resulting in more cutting up, slang, cursing, crude behavior, etc. You'd be surprised how much the web is used for pornography, which is where all of this gay, dick, whatever talk you have such a fucking problem with comes from.

For all your fun facts and lists about jazz and track stars you really don't know anything, do you? This is the internet, not the Four Seasons. Expecting civility and decorum here makes you an idiot of the highest order.

[Clipper Nation]

Adults talk music, track, stats, little kids constantly talk about sex.

I can confidently say that I've never known any adults that talk track and track stats in real life, tbh....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you'll taste the bitter end of sex when you get a bit older imho

stay away from the asshole, then.

[ohmwrecker]

I'll go slow.......way too hot to be in any garage this time of year in Cali.

Like talking to some kid.

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

So, you would rather Judy watch you shove something up a dude's ass, than read the word pussy?

[Avante]

Sounds like you have some anger management issues.

And issues understanding that the internet is not an extension of real life for most people because they operate under aliases and pseudonyms rather than their actual identities, often resulting in more cutting up, slang, cursing, crude behavior, etc. You'd be surprised how much the web is used for pornography, which is where all of this gay, dick, whatever talk you have such a fucking problem with comes from.

For all your fun facts and lists about jazz and track stars you really don't know anything, do you? This is the internet, not the Four Seasons. Expecting civility and decorum here makes you an idiot of the highest order.

I don't talk jazz.

[Avante]

I can confidently say that I've never known any adults that talk track and track stats in real life, tbh....

Want me to send you to the thousand sites where that's all they talk?

Here's one

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/forum.php?board=1

You really do need to widen your horizons beyond.....you're a faggot. Wanna go to a site where all they talk is sprinting?

[Avante]

So, you would rather Judy watch you shove something up a dude's ass, than read the word pussy?

I can see you were raised differently than I was.

[ChumpDumper]

Want me to send you to the thousand sites where that's all they talk?

Here's one

http://www.letsrun.com/forum/forum.php?board=1

You really do need to widen your horizons beyond.....you're a faggot. Wanna go to a site where all they talk is sprinting?That isn't real life.

Good job proving Clipper Nation right.

[Avante]

You can always tell those who have no clue about what they are trying to talk about. What do people talk about at all those track meets? I've been to a thousand of them,. yep....talked track.

I wonder what all these people are talking about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsLT7CB-T8

[ChumpDumper]

So you've never talked about sex in real life?

That I believe, eunuch.

[Avante]

So you've never talked about sex in real life?

That I believe, eunuch.

Do you really think that's what I'm talking about here?

[ChumpDumper]

Do you really think that's what I'm talking about here?You seem to think that people talk more about 50 year old lane assignments than sex.

You are wrong.

[Avante]

You seem to think that people talk more about 50 year old lane assignments than sex.

You are wrong.

Are you really that dumb?

[ChumpDumper]

Are you really that dumb?So you admit people talk more about sex than lane assignments.

Fine by me.

[ohmwrecker]

I can see you were raised differently than I was.

I believe you are either born with a predilection towards wanting to shove things in another man's ass, or not. It doesn't have anything to do with how you're raised.

[Avante]

I believe you are either born with a predilection towards wanting to shove things in another man's ass, or not. It doesn't have anything to do with how you're raised.

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

[johnsmith]

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

Since most of the people that reply to you do it for the purpose of shitting on you, and you in turn believe them to be too immature or not on your level, why do you keep coming back for more?

[ohmwrecker]

If we were both 14...funny, but since I'm not......

Have you asked Judy if she would rather read the word pussy, or watch you shove things in another man's ass?

[Avante]

Have you asked Judy if she would rather read the word pussy, or watch you shove things in another man's ass?

Ever hear....I'll break you in two...how about....he has a glass jaw....or maybe...can swim like a fish? What's sad is I have to explain this to your dumb ass.

[ohmwrecker]

Ever hear....I'll break you in two...how about....he has a glass jaw....or maybe...can swim like a fish? What's sad is I have to explain this to your dumb ass.

Yes. I've "tear you limb from limb" and "rip your head off", but that's not what you said.

[Avante]

Yes. I've "tear you limb from limb" and "rip your head off", but that's not what you said.

Dude.....I really wasn't gonna gonna stick that sign up his ass...honest.No really I wasn't...ok? I just said that to stress a point, honest..ok?

Like talking to a little kid.

[ohmwrecker]

Dude.....I really wasn't gonna gonna stick that sign up his ass...honest.No really I wasn't...ok? I just said that to stress a point, honest..ok?

Like talking to a little kid.

Oh, I know you weren't really going to do it. You might fantasize about it, but you aren't really going to do shit. What the fuck is your point? Is it that the word "pussy" is offensive and your wife is too delicate to read it? You're not giving Judy much credit are you? . . . that poor woman. smh.

[Avante]

Oh, I know you weren't really going to do it. You might fantasize about it, but you aren't really going to do shit. What the fuck is your point? Is it that the word "pussy" is offensive and your wife is too delicate to read it? You're not giving Judy much credit are you? . . . that poor woman. smh.

My point is this....

If some guy really was stupid enought to actually hold up a sign that read...PUSSY...so all the women and little kids could see it, I really would pull over and confront the guy. Just the way I'm wired.

More than once i've..."hey guys how about cooling the lingo, ok? we have a lady present"...us big guys can do that sort of thing.

[ChumpDumper]

My point is this....

If some guy really was stupid enought to actually hold up a sign that read...PUSSY...so all the women and little kids could see it, I really would pull over and confront the guy. Just the way I'm wired.Well, that's because you're an idiot.

Dude was just trying to give away a kitten.

Go ahead and hold up a sign that says "I won't have a black man do my taxes" and see how many friends you make, you racist dickhole.

[ohmwrecker]

So, rather than let Judy decide for herself if she is offended by the word pussy or not, or, god forbid, having to explain why a man is holding a sign that says pussy to Mason, you would just react like a violent asshole? That's better for your family to be around? Some reactionary, misogynist, violent jerkoff? What a role model you are.

[Avante]

So, rather than let Judy decide for herself if she is offended by the word pussy or not, or, god forbid, having to explain why a man is holding a sign that says pussy to Mason, you would just react like a violent asshole? That's better for your family to be around? Some reactionary, misogynist, violent jerkoff? What a role model you are.

Still trying to talk about shit you know nothing about.

If it were just me and Mason who turns 20 in a few days, we'd not even comment on it. A total non factor. Who gives a fuck?

Now if Mason were a little kid just learning to read and we are with Judy who wouldn't like it (wouldn't have to ask, been married awhile) I'm pulling over and asking the guy to be cool. If he is..no problem.

[Rogue]

Women should feel more offended by the word "chick" than pussy, or bitch. At least a pussy (a cat) and a bitch (female dog) are superior animals to a chick, imho.

[ohmwrecker]

^ Good point.

[ohmwrecker]

Still trying to talk about shit you know nothing about.

If it were just me and Mason who turns 20 in a few days, we'd not even comment on it. A total non factor. Who gives a fuck?

Now if Mason were a little kid just learning to read and we are with Judy who wouldn't like it (wouldn't have to ask, been married awhile) I'm pulling over and asking the guy to be cool. If he is..no problem.

If Judy and Mason have already read the sign, what would be the point of pulling over and telling the guy to stop?

[Avante]

If Judy and Mason have already read the sign, what would be the point of pulling over and telling the guy to stop?

I'm obviously talking about there we are in traffic waiting for the light/traffic to move and there is this guy holding up his...I LOVE PUSSY...sign for all to see and making damn sure we all did. Now you might just sit there being a little dude afraid to do anything, well that's not me. There are kids around, old women, and I'm going to do something. You can be a little coward.

[ChumpDumper]

What a hero!

What if the sign just said "I love sex!"?

[Chief Brody]

I'm obviously talking about there we are in traffic waiting for the light/traffic to move and there is this guy holding up his...I LOVE PUSSY...sign for all to see and making damn sure we all did. Now you might just sit there being a little dude afraid to do anything, well that's not me. There are kids around, old women, and I'm going to do something. You can be a little coward.

There are kids around this forum, old women too.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm obviously talking about there we are in traffic waiting for the light/traffic to move and there is this guy holding up his...I LOVE PUSSY...sign for all to see and making damn sure we all did. Now you might just sit there being a little dude afraid to do anything, well that's not me. There are kids around, old women, and I'm going to do something. You can be a little coward.

But why is that something shoving the sign up his ass?

[ChumpDumper]

There are kids around this forum, old women too.This is true.

Why are you so vulgar, Avante?

[Avante]

There are kids around this forum, old women too.

Everyone knows the depth of the water here.

[ChumpDumper]

Everyone knows the depth of the water here.No. Not at all.

Any child could or old lady can find this at any time.

What do you think of your behavior now?

[Avante]

But why is that something shoving the sign up his ass?

To be honest once the guy with the sign saw me he'd dump the sign, so it wouldn't come to anything. I'm a big guy.

[Avante]

No. Not at all.

Any child could or old lady can find this at any time.

What do you think of your behavior now?

Well sense this thread title is...SEX....

[CuckingFunt]

sense this thread title

Easier to just read it.

[ChumpDumper]

Well sense this thread title is...SEX....What?

What does that mean?

You post vulgarities in many threads other than this one.

Children read them.

[Avante]

What?

What does that mean?

You post vulgarities in many threads other than this one.

Children read them.

I'll tell ya what you go tell everyone here who does that and get them to stop and I will also..ok?

[Avante]

Easier to just read it.

You really are a little smartass aren't ya?

[ChumpDumper]

I'll tell ya what you go tell everyone here who does that and get them to stop and I will also..ok?So you are fine with children reading all, the vulgar crap you have posted.

You're a hypocrite.

[Avante]

So you are fine with children reading all, the vulgar crap you have posted.

You're a hypocrite.

I seriously doubt there are any kids out there reading the threads we find here. Give me the name of some kid here.

[ChumpDumper]

I seriously doubt there are any kids out there reading the threads we find here.Of course there are.

It's an open forum.

How does that make you feel considering all the filth you posted?

[Avante]

Of course there are.

It's an open forum.

How does that make you feel considering all the filth you posted?

So who are they?

[ChumpDumper]

So who are they?You didn't answer the question.

[Avante]

You didn't answer the question.

Dude, be thankful I even talk to your freaky little ass..ok? Don't push it...got it?

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, be thankful I even talk to your freaky little ass..ok? Don't push it...got it?You didn't answer the question.

[Avante]

You didn't answer the question.

This is why I ignore you, you're a freak.

See ya~~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

This is why I ignore you, you're a freak.

See ya~~~~~~~~~Just remember the children next time.

[AaronY]

Such is life in Spurstalk

[ohmwrecker]

I'm obviously talking about there we are in traffic waiting for the light/traffic to move and there is this guy holding up his...I LOVE PUSSY...sign for all to see and making damn sure we all did. Now you might just sit there being a little dude afraid to do anything, well that's not me. There are kids around, old women, and I'm going to do something. You can be a little coward.

You better believe that if I saw some old, fat racist misogynist asshole holding up traffic to beat on some poor kid trying to sell his kittens, while his wife and child cry in the car for him to stop, but at the same time relieved that this time . . . it's not them, I would damn sure do something about it. I'm no coward like that guy beating on some poor, defenseless kid holding a sign.

[Avante]

You better believe that if I saw some old, fat racist misogynist asshole holding up traffic to beat on some poor kid trying to sell his kittens, while his wife and child cry in the car for him to stop, but at the same time relieved that this time . . . it's not them, I would damn sure do something about it. I'm no coward like that guy beating on some poor, defenseless kid holding a sign.

When did this become about giving away kittens (sell???) and some kid? Do you really think that's what I was talking about?

Dude~~~~~~

[AchillesHeel]

Just remember the children next time.

:lmao


:toast

[Avante]

I'm a Kid and My Mommy said you are a very bad and filthy man. Do you have a record with CPS?

You're a great example of why I don't worry about kid/old folks here.

[ChumpDumper]

But you're old.

[ohmwrecker]

When did this become about giving away kittens (sell???) and some kid? Do you really think that's what I was talking about?

Dude~~~~~~

The story evolved. You weren't paying attention. It's a wonder you even saw that kid with the sign in the first place.

[Avante]

The story evolved. You weren't paying attention. It's a wonder you even saw that kid with the sign in the first place.

So you actually thought I would confront some kid giving away kittens?

Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[ohmwrecker]

So you actually thought I would confront some kid giving away kittens?

Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If sign said pussy . . . that's what you said, right?

[Avante]

If sign said pussy . . . that's what you said, right?

Did you not say...

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Hypothetically speaking . . . When you find yourself filled to the brim with dem ol' blues and shitty sci fi and you finally peel your fast food eating ass off of that nasty chair in your mancave and decide to venture out in that Central Cali AC (most likely to purchase some more fast food burgers) . . . you see a fellow holding a handmade sign that reads "I Love Pussy" . . . what do you do?

So why play bullshit games?

[ChumpDumper]

Did you not say...

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Hypothetically speaking . . . When you find yourself filled to the brim with dem ol' blues and shitty sci fi and you finally peel your fast food eating ass off of that nasty chair in your mancave and decide to venture out in that Central Cali AC (most likely to purchase some more fast food burgers) . . . you see a fellow holding a handmade sign that reads "I Love Pussy" . . . what do you do?

So why play bullshit games?Language!

Think of the children, Avante.

[ohmwrecker]

Go out in the street right now and hold up a big sign that reads...I LOVE PUSSY...

If I pass a guy holding up a sign...no big deal, but if I'm with my wife....

pull over

me...hey guy, you got about five seconds to lower that sign or it will be stuck three feet up your ass. now do we have an understanding?

[Avante]

I feel like I'm back in junior high.

[cantthinkofanything]

I feel like I'm back in junior high.

quit dating 12 year olds then

[Avante]

quit dating 12 year olds then

There ya go again midget, doing this...see me everyone aren't I funny?...bullshit of yours...why?