did anyone stoolded in my yard????

[cantthinkofanything]

There was a big pile of poop in my backyard last night. I've got three dogs but after cross examining the new poop with everything else, I determined that the dogs were not responsible for this new mess. Further, after comparing it to my own feces, I believe that while not from my buttocks, the stool is from a human.

As I can't think of any of my normal friends to do such an evil to me, I assume it had to be someone from SpursTalk. Probably in retaliation for me bringing up some inconsistencies from the last Breaking Bad episode.

I'd like to find out who did poopy in my yard. I dissected the doody but could only find corn remnants, pieces of multiple condoms, and a picture of Ash from Pokemon.

[Spur|n|Austin]

You really can't think of anything can you?

[MasterYoda]

mine it was, the shit you speak of. you, fuck.

[AntiChrist]

My bad. I just had a double espresso and a bran muffin. When ya gotta go...

[Rogue]

Have you told anyone here where you live? If you're sure it was from the bowel of a Spurstalker and you haven't ever revealed your address on spurstalk, you may consult Wild Cobra because he's the only one here who possibly knows where you live, imho.

[Liar]

Wasn't me.