Favorite line of Pulp Fiction

[Darius McCrary]

I was bored and watched a few scenes today.

My new favorite line is at the beginning when Vince and Jules are riding to their job

"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***a gonndo? He's Samoan."


Movie still cracks me up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.

[Chief Brody]

"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***a gonndo? He's Samoan."
I always thought that last part, he said "Eat sa mo," until now.:lol

[Trill Clinton]

I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.

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[Chief Brody]

"So pretty please, with sugar on top--go clean the fuckin car."

[monosylab1k]

"This watch was on your daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, it'd be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slope's gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you."

[CuckingFunt]

The entire conversation between Vincent and Jules when they're cleaning the inside of the car is gold, but Jackson's delivery of "... then I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker..." is one of my favorite things in all of cinema.

[mojorizen7]

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

[J.T.]

I'm pretty partial to this little exchange

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My fantasy team is even named Dead N!gger Storage

[RGMCSE]

It's so funny this topic came up because a couple of weeks ago I started reciting the scene below out of nowhere, while at dinner with the fam. My kids were like, dad wth are you talking about? Now my son likes to ask me what's in my cup and if I mind if he can have some to "wash this down" They cant even watch the movie. :lol



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[symple19]

Since JT already posted my favorite, I'll post my second


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kBwFPSa54w

[DMC]

How can someone write so many memorable lines into one movie?

"that's your pride fuckin' with ya"

[mojorizen7]

Well shit,may as well combine mine and Symple's into the single clip. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy?
Zed crying and bleeding to death from his cock n balls in the background gives it that extra touch.
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[Viva Las Espuelas]

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you are what you eat :toast

[50Bestspurever]

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

[benefactor]

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd post it but it might offend some of the urban types.

Jimmie: No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: [shouting] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?
Jules: No, I didn't.
Jimmie: [shouting] You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: [still shouting] 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my fucking business, that's why.

[PlayNando]

MMM THIS IS A TASTY BURGER

[Twisted_Dawg]

Goddamn, that's a pretty fucking good milkshake! I don't know if it's worth $5, but it's pretty fucking good!

[CubanSucks]

Every conversation between Jules and Vincent, especially the car interior cleaning, but nothing specific as my favorite

I had the pic of Jules and Vince aiming at the camera as they shoot the guy with the gun in the apartment as my sig probably longer than my LotR gifs

[baseline bum]

Am I a ######? Are we in Inglewood?

[symple19]

It's my favorite movie of all time. Can't go wrong with any scene. Classic

[benefactor]

The entire conversation between Vincent and Jules when they're cleaning the inside of the car is gold, but Jackson's delivery of "... then I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker..." is one of my favorite things in all of cinema.
Indeed.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBvGGaDnKQ

[Biernutz]

What aint' no country i ever heard of. They speak English in what?
English moutherfucker do you speak it.
What?
I double dare you to say what one more time.

[monosylab1k]

"I looked death right in the eyes before. Im pretty dissensitized. You get anxious. I don't. I've been places emotionally you haven't sniffed and I pretty much know how I react in tense life or death situations. I've had AK47's pointed directly at me (caught in the middle of bank robbery in Dire Dawa, Ethiopia), was held hostage at gunpoint for 3 hours by thugs in Vietnam, was caught in the middle of a mall shooting where the guy came up right next to me fired his pistol and blew another guy's dick off, and was moments away from being abducted as a kid. I'm not a tough guy. I've just been through a lot of fucked up shit and know how I would react to certain situations as a result."

[Fatfreddy88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4W0qUaM9xQ

[ohmwrecker]

"Look you brought her over here, that means you're giving her the shot. The day I bring an ODing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot."

[baseline bum]

"Look you brought her over here, that means you're giving her the shot. The day I bring an ODing bitch over to your house, then I'll give her the shot."

I gotta stab her three times?

[Joyrider]

Is there a worse movie to watch on cable than Pulp Fiction? Maybe Casino? Have never seen so many pivotal scenes changed to oblige to FCC regulations.

[silverblk mystix]

check out the big brain on brad!

[CuckingFunt]

Is there a worse movie to watch on cable than Pulp Fiction? Maybe Casino? Have never seen so many pivotal scenes changed to oblige to FCC regulations.

I once watched a version of Se7en that had been edited for broadcast during daytime syndication on a local affiliate. It followed Oprah or some shit like that on a tiny market station.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.

Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face

Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit.

[AaronY]

you are what you eat :toast

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[HarlemHeat37]

Is there a worse movie to watch on cable than Pulp Fiction? Maybe Casino? Have never seen so many pivotal scenes changed to oblige to FCC regulations.

Goodfellas on TBS was the worst shit I've ever seen, tbh:lol..

[cheguevara]

"but the gimp is sleeping"

that shit is probably the best quote of the movie. You don't only keep a gimp in a box, but you are concerned on his sleeping habits :lol

[xellos88330]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!

[baseline bum]

Goodfellas on TBS was the worst shit I've ever seen, tbh:lol..

Shit, can't imagine that movie without Pesci.

[lefty]

Ezekiel :lol

[Xevious]

Jules: Fuck, man, what the fuck did you do to his towel man?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: well you're supposed to wash 'em first!
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if he had Lava I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

That makes me crack up every time. :lol

[Capt Bringdown]

"Crank call, Crank call"

[703 Spurz]

3 of them

Vincent on the phone trying to call Lance but he isn't picking up "Fuck you Lance, answer!"

Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"

Winston Wolf: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet".