#25 Ole Piss @ Texas sponsored by Mack Brown's replacement

[jeebus]

Should be amusing to watch. Don't drink too much, benefactor

[benefactor]

lol Longhorn network

I have to go to my nephews soccer game. I'm having my wife drive me out there because I had a considerable amount of beer during the Aggie game. I'll check the score on my phone and likely finish my evening off when I get back with the Crown. And without further adieu...

:lol Mack
:lol Horns
:lol Cart McCry Jr.
:lol arm tackles
:lol Major's vanilla offense
:lol team full of pro prospects and can't beat UTSA

[Michael Jordan.]

At least Dodds is gone no matter what, and hopefully Mack too.

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Bye Mack.

[Chief Brody]

I have to go to my nephews soccer game.
You should be a good uncle and have a talk with him.

[pgardn]

lol Longhorn network

I have to go to my nephews soccer game. I'm having my wife drive me out there because I had a considerable amount of beer during the Aggie game. I'll check the score on my phone and likely finish my evening off when I get back with the Crown. And without further adieu...

:lol Mack
:lol Horns
:lol Cart McCry Jr.
:lol arm tackles
:lol Major's vanilla offense
:lol team full of pro prospects and can't beat UTSA

Triple up on the sedatives.

[jeebus]

Case McCuck leading his team using the splendid Major offense :cry

[pgardn]

Jesus...

That was well designed and blocking occurred. I'm pretty sure I actually saw a block.

[Michael Jordan.]

:wow Kaylee Hartung

[pgardn]

Holy Shit.

Mass has been changed to energy.

[pgardn]

Case McCoy annihilates time with his speed.

[pgardn]

One of the few masses we can determine the exact position of is Case McCoy. He has zero speed.

[pgardn]

Our offensive line illustrates very well the fact that atoms actually never make contact.

[pgardn]

My physics slights are working.

[jeebus]

that Texas defense is amazing

[pgardn]

Our defense exhibits properties of a perfect vacuum.

We are literally sucking Ole Miss. Players towards our goal line.

[pgardn]

What the hell.

Its working. Physics works bitches.

[jeebus]

McCuck not only revitalizes the offense, but spurs the defense to hold back ole piss. McCuck is the future of sports entertainment.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol SEC defenses

[pgardn]

Mack Browns brain is a quantum deflection.
It only exists in states that cannot exist.

Now I'm just making stuff up...

[jeebus]

Bless you, Case McMessiah, for forcing that turnover.

[pgardn]

That ball entered a parallel universe and then abruptly returned.

But what would jeebus say?

[benefactor]

Looks like they are actually handing the ball to the five star RB. Amazing how well that works out.

[benefactor]

Did Ole Piss just fumble?

[jeebus]

The curse of David Ash still lingers, causing all of these false starts.

[pgardn]

The refs are dimensionless.
therefore it is impossible to assess the stench of their toe cheese.

[jeebus]

:/

McCoy might be a false prophet.

[Michael Jordan.]

Looks like they are actually handing the ball to the five star RB. Amazing how well that works out.
Funny thing is they are only doing that because McCoy can't throw for shit :lol

[pgardn]

I don't think our defense understands geometry.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
Unless those points exist on a curved surface.

-Gregg (Euclid) Robinson

[pgardn]

Mississippi has a spy on Case McCoy.

Only because McCoy was spying on Jordan Hicks.

da dum...

[pgardn]

Case McCoys eyes are offset.

Which begs the question of why he did not matriculate to LSU?

[BRHornet45]

Ole Piss will always find a way to shit the bed.

[pgardn]

I usually target the groin area.
For reproductive purposes.

[symple19]

:lmao

pgardn is off his rocker

[pgardn]

:lmao

pgardn is off his rocker

Bad jokes, awful jokes, have turned this baby around.

[symple19]

Bad jokes, awful jokes, have turned this baby around.

Naw dude, I'm a fan

...As you were

[pgardn]

Just before the end of the 2nd quarter it was reported that MAck Brown's left testicle fell out of his jock strap.

Does the board think he made any halftime adjustments?

[leemajors]

Just before the end of the 2nd quarter it was reported that MAck Brown's left testicle fell out of his jock strap.

Does the board think he made any halftime adjustments?

http://www.mikemorkes.com/images/mack-clap.gif

[Biggems]

the penalty on phillips was horseshit...

[pgardn]

I am not big on conspiracy theories.
But...
Is it possible an Ole Miss. ball boy was responsible for the halftime adjustment concerning Mack's wandering left testicle?
Just slinging it out there. Just a stab.

[benefactor]

Does anyone have an illegal stream link that I may borrow?

[symple19]

Watching a stream of the LHN...Nice having Matt Millen doing the color. All he's good for anyway, :lol

And fuck the LHN, tbh. I should be able to watch this in HD

[benefactor]

First row had audio but no video. Just heard the return for the TD.

lol

[symple19]

:lol Horns

[symple19]

First row had audio but no video. Just heard the return for the TD.

lol

I sent you another link

[pgardn]

Does anyone have an illegal stream link that I may borrow?

Are you sure?
This is like giving hemlock to someone who cares.

[benefactor]

Are you sure?
This is like giving hemlock to someone who cares.
Glutton for punishment tbh.

[Biggems]

i dont get why scott isnt getting more touches. he is abusing the Texas D everytime he get the ball.

[benefactor]

I sent you another link
:toast

[pgardn]

Glutton for punishment tbh.

Hold on.
im watching lhn but I can usually find one

[Biggems]

great game plan by applewhite here...run on 1st, short gain. run on 2nd, short gain. 3rd and long, have to pass......and this is why Texas is doing nothing on offense

[benefactor]

Hold on.
im watching lhn but I can usually find one
Got one man. Thanks.

[monosylab1k]

:lol longhorn network is hilarious. They treat any halfway decent play (even a punt) like they just saw the most incredible play in football history. All while Texas is getting curbstomped

[pgardn]

I suck

[Vito Corleone]

I feel bad for mack that he is going out like this, but oh well, Bye.

[benefactor]

What is this thing, the other team punting?

[symple19]

When did UT start putting the number(s) above the Horns? Looks awful

Thought it was on the back of the helmet

[pgardn]

Oops should I take that link down?
Mad mods?

[symple19]

:lol longhorn network is hilarious. They treat any halfway decent play (even a punt) like they just saw the most incredible play in football history. All while Texas is getting curbstomped

It makes my face bleed. This game should be on a national, non-homerized network

The commercials are beyond awful

[pgardn]

When did UT start putting the number(s) above the Horns? Looks awful

Thought it was on the back of the helmet

This year.

Players voted to continue and I think it looks bad as well.

[benefactor]

Oops should I take that link down?
Mad mods?
Yeah...I'd go ahead and edit it out. That's the one I have.

[Biggems]

i cant believe we didnt go after that punt, just like i cant believe we didnt go after the FG to they got just before the half. this team has gone to complete shit and it is disgusting and embarrassing. I remember when our special teams was special. now it is just special ed.

[symple19]

I feel bad for mack that he is going out like this, but oh well, Bye.

You are the only Horn fan on this entire board that I want to see suffer

[pgardn]

It makes my face bleed. This game should be on a national, non-homerized network

The commercials are beyond awful

Bunch of local commercials here.
So it's expected.

[benefactor]

facepalm

[Biggems]

Major is my favorite UT QB of all-time....but his play calling makes me want give him the Jimmy Hoffa treatment

[pgardn]

Sooo....

At least ATM has left the conference.
They would beat the crap out of us.

[Kermit]

Oops should I take that link down?
Mad mods?

Yeah, they get all butthurt if you post a link. But use racist and homophobic epithets as much as you like.

[Biggems]

Sooo....

At least ATM has left the conference.
They would beat the crap out of us.

well considering we are completely full of shit, that would be a lot of turd slinging

[Biggems]

thanks Malcolm

[Kermit]

Lol.

[pgardn]

You are the only Horn fan on this entire board that I want to see suffer

He brought the program back.
We were awful before he came, children were eaten by their parents, real suffering.
He stayed too long. So did Royal.
So there are ambivalent feelings.
That said its time.

[benefactor]

No words for that play. Good god.

[Biggems]

And after the turnover, the defense just bends over and takes it nice and hard, PRISON STYLE.....this defense likes it like that

[Biggems]

I am going to start calling our defense Los Matadores, cause they step aside and let the opposition just run on by

[jeebus]

I come back after some porn and dinner and I see Texas is back on track. :lol Love it.

[BRHornet45]

sons what is Mack Brown's salary again?

[pgardn]

No words for that play. Good god.

Catastrophic events bring change.

We are getting the events. Time for a fresh start requiring patience.
Hope the real fans are ready, because this mess will take time.

[jeebus]

sons what is Mack Brown's salary again?
sons I don't know but I do know it goes into the next dec:lolde.

[pgardn]

sons what is Mack Brown's salary again?

5.3 approximately.

[Pelicans78]

Blessing in disguise for UT. They will get an upgrade after the season.

[monosylab1k]

Mack needs to be fired tonight tbh. He'll probably just throw another assistant under the bus and dump Applewhite tho.

[benefactor]

Fucking Mack Brown and Colt McCoy's shitty fucking brother. This is the biggest faggot fest of a team that I've ever seen. Fucking undisciplined fucking cocksucking defense that loves it in the ass. Fuck you too Dodds. I hope you and Mack get in a car together after the game and get run over by an 18 wheeler on 35.

Time to get trashed.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao i'm sure LHN is putting in fake cheering sound effects too. There's no way in hell the fans aren't booing the shit out of this team, but all i hear after every terrible play is cheering.

[benefactor]

:lmao i'm sure LHN is putting in fake cheering sound effects too. There's no way in hell the fans aren't booing the shit out of this team, but all i hear after every terrible play is cheering.
They are likely editing it out. We booed the shit out of them when they were shitting the bed in the first half of the opener.

[jeebus]

Fucking Mack Brown and Colt McCoy's shitty fucking brother. This is the biggest faggot fest of a team that I've ever seen. Fucking undisciplined fucking cocksucking defense that loves it in the ass. Fuck you too Dodds. I hope you and Mack get in a car together after the game and get run over by an 18 wheeler on 35.

Time to get trashed.
http://i.imgur.com/OJHFIFy.jpg

[symple19]

He brought the program back.
We were awful before he came, children were eaten by their parents, real suffering.
He stayed too long. So did Royal.
So there are ambivalent feelings.
That said its time.

I don't disagree with anything you said, but it doesn't change the fact that Vito Corleone is a delusional homer who should be euthanized

[symple19]

Greg Robinson is amped up! :lmao

[BRHornet45]

sons real talk - Texas should have canned Brown last season and hired Kliff "Ryan Gosling" Kingsbury

get some young blood in there. I wanted him at LSU (to at least run the offense knowing Miles will be here a while)

[leemajors]

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPES

[jeebus]

LHN crowning Ole Piss as national champs after this game, beating the 5 star, grade A team of Texas.

[benefactor]

Just kneel down Mack.

[jeebus]

Just kneel down Mack.
There will be plenty of that next week as he tries to keep his job tbh.

[leemajors]

Shitting the bed on your own network is amazing.

[Biggems]

McCoy has the weakest noodle of an arm I have ever seen on a QB. Why we saw ZERO of Swopes is beyond me

[pgardn]

I don't disagree with anything you said, but it doesn't change the fact that Vito Corleone is a delusional homer who should be euthanized

This is a very soft team.
And it's very bad football.
The basketball is horrific also.
Baseball has passed another old man bye.

Most of the women's sports have nosedived except swimming and volleyball.
Dodds is 74. It's time for change thru most of the major athletics.
This school requires a hell of a lot of work from its students.
The alumni should demand more out of athletics as well.

[symple19]

:lmao

Ole Miss might actually be that good, tbh, fwiw

Can't wait for the fallout

[Pelicans78]

Dat SEC defense.....

Where's Blake?

[BRHornet45]

http://i40.tinypic.com/339uds2.jpg

[pgardn]

Just kneel down Mack.

Fair catch and head to the dressing room.
Take a shower, decide how the successor should be chosen during the first part of a season.
Dont know who should step in interim.

[Kermit]

McCoy has the weakest noodle of an arm I have ever seen on a QB. Why we saw ZERO of Swopes is beyond me

There's no reason to take the redshirt off for this shitshow.

[Biggems]

I am a huge Mack Brown fan, however, it is time for him to ride off into the sunset. I would love for him to remain at the University in a public relations and ambassador capacity. However, we need fresh blood at the HC position. We need to start recruiting real OL, who are angry and mean. We need a QB who has moxie and can actually pass the football. We need a defense that will not lay down and take it like a Vivid Video actress. We need special teams to once again be special.

Not only does Mack need to go, but Dodds and Barnes need to go as well.

[pgardn]

McCoy has the weakest noodle of an arm I have ever seen on a QB. Why we saw ZERO of Swopes is beyond me

This crony, nepotistic stuff does not produce excellence.
thanking colt and his dad... NO.

[Biggems]

There's no reason to take the redshirt off for this shitshow.

I forgot about the redshirt...........and I agree with you.

[Spursfan092120]

Mack is done...

[symple19]

This is a very soft team.
And it's very bad football.
The basketball is horrific also.
Baseball has passed another old man bye.

Most of the women's sports have nosedived except swimming and volleyball.
Dodds is 74. It's time for change thru most of the major athletics.
This school requires a hell of a lot of work from its students.
The alumni should demand more out of athletics as well.

This is a "Chizik" year at UT, when everything collapses' all at once due to a culture of entitlement and contentment, despite top notch recruiting classes.

If you don't develop talent, it's useless. This is why coaches like Miles/Saban/Spurrier/Richt stay at the top of their game (10+ wins a year), regardless of the different names

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Even though I chose Texas to win in the pickem thread, I'm happy that I was wrong as a Rebel fan.

The Rebels have a tough stretch ahead of them. They're off next week, but they're @ Alabama in 2 weeks, then @ Auburn, then home against Texas A&M and Louisiana State.

[symple19]

Chris Peterson, Chip Kelly (and his successor), Jimbo Fisher, and Dabo Swinney are other examples of guys who develop talent consistently. If Tejas had somebody like that, they would own the Big whatever year in-year out, tbh

[lolwat]

I feel bad for mack that he is going out like this, but oh well, Bye.

He's making more than 5 million dollars a year to do nothing but clap on the sidelines and you feel bad for him? Are you serious?


He brought the program back.
We were awful before he came, children were eaten by their parents, real suffering.
He stayed too long. So did Royal.
So there are ambivalent feelings.
That said its time.

How the fuck can you compare one of the greatest football coaches that ever lived to the fat fucking senile bitch currently roaming the sidelines? DKR won multiple national titles and never once had a losing season. The year before he left, Texas finished the season ranked in the top 10 (#6 AP, #7 Coaches Poll).

[pgardn]

This is a "Chizik" year at UT, when everything collapses' all at once due to a culture of entitlement and contentment, despite top notch recruiting classes.

If you don't develop talent, it's useless. This is why coaches like Miles/Saban/Spurrier/Richt stay at the top of their game (10+ wins a year), regardless of the different names


Last game we went on and on about basic stuff HS kids should know.
Its rotten to the core. It's so bad my wife asks why they are not tackling people.
If I had a kid who was a good enough athlete to play I would steer clear of Texas.
Even though I went there. If they are to learn the game, stay away from Austin.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao i'm sure LHN is putting in fake cheering sound effects too. There's no way in hell the fans aren't booing the shit out of this team, but all i hear after every terrible play is cheering.
Is it true that they show an ad where the Turdfaggot rants about "toughness" and "being ready to compete" a million times per game while they're trotting out a bunch of soft faggots and getting blown out? :lol

[pgardn]

How the fuck can you compare one of the greatest football coaches that ever lived to the fat fucking senile bitch currently roaming the sidelines? DKR won multiple national titles and never once had a losing season. The year before he left, Texas finished the season ranked in the top 10 (#6 AP, #7 Coaches Poll).

Royal was 5-5-1 his last season.
There was a huge decline.
And these were in the days that schools could give massive numbers of scholarships to keep players off other teams.
I loved Royal. I tried to French kiss him, he declined .
Look at Browns bowl record.

[symple19]

Is it true that they show an ad where the Turdfaggot rants about "toughness" and "being ready to compete" a million times per game while they're trotting out a bunch of soft faggots and getting blown out? :lol

Yes

[Clipper Nation]

The Turdfaggot's actual words after that horror show of a game:

"We'll get it righted by winning the Big 12 championship"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[symple19]

The Turdfaggot's actual words after that horror show of a game:

"We'll get it righted by winning the Big 12 championship"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Dude is senile :lmao

He probably wears depends

[Clipper Nation]

There's more:

"Recruits are gonna think we played hard tonight and that they could help us"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

There's more:

"Recruits are gonna think we played hard tonight and that they could help us"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
No...they are going to think you are and old shithead who needs to be put out to pasture.

[Chief Brody]

Maybe the wrong time and place to bring this up, but Bills rookie WR Marquise Goodwin is already out indefinitely with a hand fracture. It is unknown whether the coddle factor played a part as of now.

[Trainwreck2100]

still don't know how Brown gets a pass for wanting to turn Manziel into a wide receiver

[Spursfan092120]

still don't know how Brown gets a pass for wanting to turn Manziel into a wide receiver
Actually they recruited him as a DB, but never offered. Also recruited RGIII as an "athlete." Thought about making him a safety or DB. Fucker also missed out on Andrew Luck and Jameis Winston. Where did this reputation come from that he's such a smart recruiter? Garbage.

[DesignatedT]

lol

[sahoopster]

They are likely editing it out. We booed the shit out of them when they were shitting the bed in the first half of the opener.

Was at the game and there was some booing going on particularly when they showed an add of Mack Brown on the screen. Sadly, the cheers for bad plays were all the Ole Miss fans at the game. I've never seen so many fans from a visiting team in the stands before like I did tonight...unbelievable.

[leemajors]

Actually they recruited him as a DB, but never offered. Also recruited RGIII as an "athlete." Thought about making him a safety or DB. Fucker also missed out on Andrew Luck and Jameis Winston. Where did this reputation come from that he's such a smart recruiter? Garbage.

He's a great recruiter, I don't think anyone would doubt that. He's just not targeting the right people anymore.

[lolwat]

And these were in the days that schools could give massive numbers of scholarships to keep players off other teams.

You shouldn't post anymore when it's obvious you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

And why
the fuck do
you post
like this
you fucking weirdo

[pgardn]

You shouldn't post anymore when it's obvious you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

And why
the fuck do
you post
like this
you fucking weirdo

Compare the scholarship numbers that Royal had available during his entire career at Texas to what Brown had/has available. We could sit a slew of guys on the bench that would be starting for opponents.

Dont get on this board again unless you know the facts.
And
you can, bite me
Since you were
just bitch slapped

[lolwat]

Compare the scholarship numbers that Royal had available during his entire career at Texas to what Brown had/has available. We could sit a slew of guys on the bench that would be starting for opponents.

Dont get on this board again unless you know the facts.
And
you can, bite me
Since you were
just bitch slapped

Before the NCAA
had a scholarship
limit of 85,
the SWC had
a scholarship
limit of 115.

That's not a
"massive difference" in
scholarship numbers.

Now go fuck
yourself, you
ignorant fucking twat.

[pgardn]

Before the NCAA
had a scholarship
limit of 85,
the SWC had
a scholarship
limit of 115.

That's not a
"massive difference" in
scholarship numbers.

Now go fuck
yourself, you
ignorant fucking twat.

you ignorant slut
What is the scholarship number?
25 initial countersDo you understand what this means idiot?

Don't post on here again
Or you will get raped again.
But do come back
If you love punishment
in public

[td4mvp2k]

The Turdfaggot's actual words after that horror show of a game:"We'll get it righted by winning the Big 12 championship":lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmaois VY on da team? Lol

[lolwat]

you ignorant slut
What is the scholarship number?
25 initial countersDo you understand what this means idiot?

Don't post on here again
Or you will get raped again.
But do come back
If you love punishment
in public

6 or 7 extra kids a year = massive numbers of scholarships to keep players off other teams?

Yeah, you're fucking retarded. As if your posting style didn't make it obvious enough.

[pgardn]

6 or 7 extra kids a year = massive numbers of scholarships to keep players off other teams?

Yeah, you're fucking retarded. As if your posting style didn't make it obvious enough.

25 full rides v. 85 you mindless twit?

Keep embarrassing yourself
The scholarship rules completely changed
since Royal. Royal is the symbol of Texas football.
We were dominant taking advantage of the rules
at THAT time.

Royal had an advantage over Brown in this
respect. What do you not get about this?

Oh shit my posting style...
Have you flushed your vagina or something.
Posting STYLE...
Faggot.

[Spursfan092120]

He's a great recruiter, I don't think anyone would doubt that. He's just not targeting the right people anymore.
Isn't that part of recruiting though?

[dirk4mvp]

lmao texass

[Sisk]

http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/44646172/OM-fan-in-critical-condition-from-getting-beaten-after-the-Texas-game.aspx

[leemajors]

Isn't that part of recruiting though?

thanks for speaking the SWT obvious

[symple19]

http://www.secrant.com/rant/p/44646172/OM-fan-in-critical-condition-from-getting-beaten-after-the-Texas-game.aspx

Yeah, I just saw this over on the Rivals MB.

smh

[Sisk]

Yeah, I just saw this over on the Rivals MB.

smh

Don't know all the facts yet but if it's anything relating to shit talking about football it's downright absurd. Not an indictment of the fanbase, but yeah. Hope they catch the attacker.

[symple19]

Don't know all the facts yet but if it's anything relating to shit talking about football it's downright absurd. Not an indictment of the fanbase, but yeah. Hope they catch the attacker.

Yeah, some of those people over at rant blaming it on all UT fans are retarded. Could have been anyone

[pgardn]

Yeah, some of those people over at rant blaming it on all UT fans are retarded. Could have been anyone

We have one of the most laid back fan bases in college football. DKR Stadium is not known for intimidating the opposition in any way. That being said I have seen nothing about this on a news outlet? Would the victim not be taken to a hospital in Austin? Austin police report? Anybody got anything else?

[Sisk]

We have one of the most laid back fan bases in college football. DKR Stadium is not known for intimidating the opposition in any way. That being said I have seen nothing about this on a news outlet? Would the victim not be taken to a hospital in Austin? Austin police report? Anybody got anything else?

It does seem weird but their AD seemed to have a statement. Who knows. Hopefully it's not real.

[ChumpDumper]

Dude got assaulted downtown. Doubt it was a UT student what done it.

Reports point to t-shirt fan at worst.

[pgardn]

Getting off track around 6th street is not good. Staying in the more populated areas around 6th street is safer, but I have seen fights.

[ChumpDumper]

Getting off track around 6th street is not good. Staying in the more populated areas around 6th street is safer, but I have seen fights.That part is often crawling with cops as that's where they have night parking set aside for them.

But nothing good happens after 2 on a weekend.

[Spursfan092120]

thanks for speaking the SWT obvious
Just sayin...

[DMX7]

I doubt it was a UT student; but to ChumpDumpster's point, staying on 6th street with your crew is probably a wise idea if you're out late.

[benefactor]

Getting off track around 6th street is not good. Staying in the more populated areas around 6th street is safer, but I have seen fights.
Seems like it's pretty rare though. I've been down there several times and I can't say I've ever been around that many drunk people and have everyone just walk around and be cool with each other.

[pgardn]

Seems like it's pretty rare though. I've been down there several times and I can't say I've ever been around that many drunk people and have everyone just walk around and be cool with each other.

Austin on the whole is very laid back imo.
Drunk kids on 6th street who are clearly not students are troublesome on occasions.
There are a lot of drugs on the east side of I-35

The way that ole miss post read is some upset Texas fans killed a visitor. You just don't see packs of people looking for fights around the stadium. I have been to a number of places away from Austin where that is a concern, but definitely not around DKR.

[leemajors]

You can easily get stabbed/jumped/robbed in a lot of areas off east 6th