Week 2 Game Thread sponsored by Los Pollos Hermanos

[J.T.]

http://blog.northjersey.com/giants/files/2012/05/eli-oreo.jpg

Colts bout to go all Greatest Catch on det dolphin ass

Also, Manning Bowl III is today, which Peyton should win easily.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't wait to see the Eagles hang 45 up on our asses....

[Holden_Caulfield]

bridgewater bowl

[Avante]

The Eagles should have a two game lead over the Redskins in the division after today.

[benefactor]

It's once again up to my pro team to restore my football weekend.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Te'o inactive again
:lmao Bust

[Chris]

30 minutes until kickoff , man I love Sundays

[benefactor]

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Best decision I've made in quite some time.

[Michael Kelso]

Best decision I've made in quite some time.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kelso-Says-Burn-That-70s-Show.gif

[td4mvp2k]

Best decision I've made in quite some time.every avante post I see I get dumer...

[Holden_Caulfield]

Best decision I've made in quite some time.
still looking for the ignore button:depressed:depressed:depressed

[Lincoln]

Best decision I've made in quite some time.

Me too

[jeebus]

:lmao Te'o inactive again
:lmao Bust
lol

I've totally forgotten about him. What a useless gook.

[Michael Jordan.]

Tate! My nigga

[jeebus]

still looking for the ignore button:depressed:depressed:depressed
go to your control panel, avante lover.

[Darth_Pelican]

Cam Newton with the interception

[resistanze]

:lmao That O line

[boobie4three]

Watching SD-PHI and just made aware Danny Woodhead is with the Chargers. Why did NE let him walk? Asking too much coin?

[td4mvp2k]

Alex smith show'n balls

[jeebus]

nice catch by Dez

[leemajors]

Nice play call there Garrett/Callahan. Those plays always work. Nobody ever sees that one coming.

[Trainwreck2100]

martellus bennet with another td catch

[td4mvp2k]

martellus bennet with another td catchlmao @ dat bum

[td4mvp2k]

Dam dez on his A game

[jeebus]

I love Tashard Murray.

[leemajors]

Please keep single covering Dez

[Bill_Brasky]

dez owners with a sigh of relief

[Trainwreck2100]

Please keep single covering Dez

they won't then it will be witten tyme

[Chief Brody]

Ravens looking very stupid with the Boldin move right now...they were one player too jewish this offseason

[Chief Brody]

Aaron Rodgers is Jesus Christ on a football field

[Trainwreck2100]

dat demarcus ware

[HarlemHeat37]

Falcons -6 is some of the easiest money I've ever made, tbh..

Falcons and Packers embarrassing their opponents, tbh..RGUgly looks terrible again..

[HarlemHeat37]

Ravens looking very stupid with the Boldin move right now...they were one player too jewish this offseason

I need them to win by 2 for my teaser..what do you think?..

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao Redskins
:lmao RG3

:lmao Eagles
:lmao Chip Kelly

[Trainwreck2100]

wtf bullshit call

[leemajors]

wtf bullshit call

Yeah that was awful

[Bill_Brasky]

bullshit fuckin call killed the drive.

[Chief Brody]

I need them to win by 2 for my teaser..what do you think?..
Easy money, bad football teams will always find a way to lose winnable games and I expect no different from the Browns.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Letting the racist hillbilly put up a touchdown on our asses

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck that call pissed me off

[Chief Brody]

Vick to Riley Cooper will become deadlier than Marino-Clayton

[Chief Brody]

lol Cutler

[Chief Brody]

Miami can't get the killshot on Indy...doesn't bode well for the 4th quarter if they keep them around.

[Chief Brody]

Mario Williams with 2 sacks today...come at me Texans fan!

[Trainwreck2100]

tybw tybl

[Chief Brody]

Cawnbread gettin murked by the white man:lol

[jeebus]

C'mon Romo, do something with your life today.

[Bill_Brasky]

tybw tybl

:lol

[Chief Brody]

lol Cutler

[Chief Brody]

Cawnbread just got effing leveled

[DPG21920]

rg3 is horrific. GB is an awful defensive team and he still can't get it going.

[Darth_Pelican]

Thank you Bears D. My fantasy team appreciated that pick 6

[Clipper Nation]

Ponder is just awful.... even the Philbilly would be an upgrade, Telesco should try to dump him on them....

[Chief Brody]

Ryan Mathews is dogshit

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Chargers making dumb mistakes per par

[Chris]

Cmon smith do something stupid

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Mathews
:lmao Another AJ Smith bust
:lmao AJ trading up for this dogshit excuse for an RB

[Trainwreck2100]

Cawnbread just got effing leveled

why do you call him that?




























subway does't offer cornbread

[Trainwreck2100]

a sack will be glorious right now

[Trainwreck2100]

a sack will be glorious right now

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Ryan Matthews is just awful, tbh..

[Chris]

That was it! Smh

[jeebus]

a sack will be glorious right now

[jeebus]

dat nigga blocked dat nigga shit.

[Chris]

Det Dallas special teams

[Clipper Nation]

This is basically last week's game all over again, Eagles will stop beating themselves in the second half and Rivers will throw a pick-six or fumble the ball in the clutch....

[jeebus]

lol can't even do a hail mary right.

[Chinook]

Browns lead the Ravens 6-0 at the half. The Ravens offense looks out of sync, although their first drive was good. It's concerning that Flacco seems to have given up on everyone who's not Rice or Smith. That's not sustainable.

I think the defense is playing a lot better, solid tackling and a strong pass rush. But it's the Browns, so.

[td4mvp2k]

lol can't even do a hail mary right.refs tryn to fuk wit dem boys

[Lincoln]

Lol skins

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaaand our best WR looks to be seriously hurt.... wefuuuuucked :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ vanilla ice doin halftime show for texans... only in houston... :lol

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Lol skins

http://chriswalder26.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/robert-griffin-redskins-lombardi-e1331350723573.jpg?w=640

[Darth_Pelican]

Malcom Floyd is dead. RIP

[Trainwreck2100]

dumbass doesn't know that dez was from oklahoma state, fucking whores

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol who starts rg3 against a depleted gb def? this guy. lol 2 pts

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao the oline sux a big 1

[jeebus]

c'mon Romo, do a pick 6

[Bill_Brasky]

hey cowboys

take a shot with dez faggots

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck that dumbass play didn't work earlier why the fuck would it work for a TD

[jeebus]

holy fuck that dumbass play didn't work earlier why the fuck would it work for a TD
Jurra called that play from his box. Don't hate.

[Clipper Nation]

That Poe guy from the Chiefs is a beast, tbh....

[td4mvp2k]

Where da fuk iz waters?

[Darth_Pelican]

TD Chargers

[Trainwreck2100]

they did not get the timeout off in time

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, Jordy Nelson the best White receiver in the game, tbh..

[Chris]

they did not get the timeout off in time

Depends on the crew, these refs have let a lot of things slide today.

[Holden_Caulfield]

that was a pretty pass by vick. blatant drop you stupid announcers

[Chief Brody]

:lolNiggas arguing RG3 is better than Luck

[jeebus]

:lmao Claiborne just got raped

[Clipper Nation]

Our defense is getting outrageously lucky, Eagles bailing us out with stupid mistakes and penalties, tbh....

[td4mvp2k]

Wtf? No penalty for charles lowern head?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The future G.O.A.T Rodgers and the Packers are doing what they're suppose to do tbh.

[Raven]

the last ravens drive was really really good tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

Dwayne Bowe is so underrated

[td4mvp2k]

Romo time to get dat W

[TE]

Cowboys implosion underway tbh...pathetic conservative playcalling on both sides

[Chief Brody]

If I'm Washington I kick on 3rd down in case of a bad snap

[Clipper Nation]

And the collapse is underway :lol

[Chris]

Knee was DOWN I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[jeebus]

cowboys waking up finally

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck

[TE]

I was right on cue tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Chargers

[td4mvp2k]

Refs Fn us...

[Avante]

I feel sorry for RGIII.

But....take away the threat of the run and I'd rather see Cousins in there.

Yes the Skins will make a mini comeback now that the Pack has the game won.

[Trainwreck2100]

pack skins just got the rape cut away

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaaand here's the inevitable dumb penalties, now we just need a turnover from the Philbilly :lol

[Raven]

rgknee again stapadding with the game already lost

[TE]

Pretty crazy to think any team can beat this Cowboys team when they implode and give away whatever lead/momentum they have. Sad excuse of a team tbh

[TE]

All that is needed is for Romo to throw a INT to meet the quota for a typical Cowboys game.

[Avante]

Teams coming off a loss on the road now at home......hmmm?

[Clipper Nation]

The Chargers and Cowboys are essentially the same team, judging from what Cowboyfan is saying :lol

[Chief Brody]

lol skins

[Chinook]

Hardest first down to call I've ever seen in the Ravens/Browns game. Hope a picture of the measurement gets put up online.

[TE]

:lol there it is
:lol fucking faggot ass piece of shit loser team

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol vintage Romo

[Trainwreck2100]

damn myers he's nowhere near the 1st down marker

[Chris]

F yeah

[Trainwreck2100]

finally called Carter's name

[Clipper Nation]

Eddie Royal bailing out the Philbilly so far, still plenty of time for that hick to choke and throw a pick though....

[TE]

Finally...I fully expect a timely turnover here...

[Clipper Nation]

This team is fucking pathetic in the red zone....

[td4mvp2k]

Refs... :clap

[Trainwreck2100]

dez with the TO special

[TE]

Lol Dez
Lol crackhead baby

[Darth_Pelican]

Rams cut it to 7. Come on Falcons, choke.

[TE]

I mean it really is anything. The Cowboys will do whatever it takes to gut themselves out of a game.

[TE]

Refs... :clap

Where? Dez literally dropped a caught pass. GTFO

[Trainwreck2100]

Where? Dez literally dropped a caught pass. GTFO

he was talking about the holding call against Austin

[Chief Brody]

Rams cut it to 7. Come on Falcons, choke.
Holy shit, I hadn't peeked in on that game forever...assumed it was 38-0 or something:wow

[Clipper Nation]

Time for Pagano to be fired, he makes Cottrell look good....

[td4mvp2k]

Where? Dez literally dropped a caught pass. GTFOstfu tro...

[Trainwreck2100]

how do you false start a punt? It's a punt

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck that punt

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao KC

[Chris]

KC is giving us plenty of chances to win the game.

[Raven]

monkeyballers are having a bad time lately..

[Chief Brody]

Did the Titans just go on a 99yd drive?

[Trainwreck2100]

return of the false starts on final drives

[Clipper Nation]

Well, looks like this team will fluke out enough wins against mediocre teams to avoid a good draft pick or any change....

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol holding

[Darth_Pelican]

TD Chargers for the lead

[Chris]

Wtf Romo

[Chief Brody]

lol schaub

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fucking fuck you suck romo

[Bill_Brasky]

romo: here you go, KC.
refs: nah
romo: I SAID TAKE IT.

[leemajors]

Is it really hurrying up or rushing the tempo when you still snap the ball with 1 second left 90% of the time?

[Darth_Pelican]

The Titans might be 2-0

[Trainwreck2100]

new career high

[Lincoln]

Rg3 is actually playing well but it took way too fucking long just like last week. At least the rust is coming off

This defense outside the front 7 is an abortion. DBs can't cover or tackle. Fuck

[td4mvp2k]

Lets go D!

[Bill_Brasky]

what a horribly unclutch player :lol

dat dude Bailey OTOH

[TE]

stfu tro...

Shut the fuck up faggot

[Trainwreck2100]

time for Alex Smith to out-romo Romo

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol RG3 stat-padding against prevent defenses 2 weeks in a row, tbh..

[Chief Brody]

RG3, garbage time hero

[TE]

How many times will Romo throw to recievers going left w/o intent to get considerable yardage? Holy fuck man...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Down goes Schaub again.

[Raven]

The Titans might be 2-0

not surprising imho, their moves have been strongly underrated

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Did the Titans just go on a 99yd drive?
Yep.

[Clipper Nation]

This defense is truly terrible....

[td4mvp2k]

Shut the fuck up faggot:lol good 1 tro... :tu... :td

[Trainwreck2100]

well thanks for running out of bounds at least

[Chief Brody]

Luck gotta go 86 yds...he will, that's what winners do

[Chief Brody]

Incredible escapability from Luck

[Clipper Nation]

I'll be shocked if Rivers doesn't choke here....

[jeebus]

:lol _allas

[td4mvp2k]

Lol BS!!!

[Bill_Brasky]

shit call

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao@thunderefs in KC

[AchillesHeel]

Rodgers will break 500 yds

[Trainwreck2100]

Dammit Creole ref is one of my favorites behind Hocuguns and he just keeps fucking the Cowboys over

[Chief Brody]

All one possession games except RG3's shitshow

[TE]

Lol a game clinching pass interference penalty and the fucking reciever was falling by himself... of course

[kamikazi_player]

Bullshit call, that should not have been PI

[jeebus]

I'd take a knee and dare R:lolm:lol to beat them

[Darth_Pelican]

Cutler with a clutch gw drive

[jeebus]

:lol

[jeebus]

December Romo with the early goods

[AchillesHeel]

:lol

[kamikazi_player]

WTF?

[TE]

Typical Cowboys circus loss. Let us proceed...

[HarlemHeat37]

Can't believe Cutler actually led a GW drive, tbh:lol..

EJ Manuel bailed out by Carolina's D..

[Chief Brody]

I always have the Cowboys to cheer me up.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, Manuel with the clutch pass, tbh..

:lol Cam Newton :lol..

[Chief Brody]

EJ!

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao cowboys :lmao eagles :lmao texans :lmao

[Darth_Pelican]

the Bills!

[TE]

Brody, dem Bills tbh

[Lincoln]

All one possession games except RG3's shitshow

? The defense allowed 350 yards passing in the first half and 500+ overall and rg3s pick was on the receiver dropping it

[HarlemHeat37]

Houston surviving by literally an inch, tbh:lol..

[Chief Brody]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EJ I LOVE YOU NIGGA

[Darth_Pelican]

ugh, lightning delay in Tampa

[Chief Brody]

All I need is another Cam Newton Down Syndrome press conference and my day is made

[resistanze]

LMAO. epic endings all in a span of 5 minutes

[Lincoln]

:lol NFC east
:lol most overrated division in football
:lol skins shitfest didn't matter cause everyone else loses

[Lincoln]

LMAO. epic endings all in a span of 5 minutes

:lol the great James Starks shitting on washington

[Darth_Pelican]

Texans about to survive

[Chief Brody]

:lol NFC east
:lol most overrated division in football
:lol skins shitfest didn't matter cause everyone else loses
Being 0-2 matters

[Lincoln]

Being 0-2 matters

These next 2 weeks make or break the team IMO

Det@ wash
Wash@ oak

2 must wins and then the bye

[jeebus]

nice timeout. he's gonna miss this next one though

[jeebus]

:lmao

[Chief Brody]

If he can't beat Oakland then it's safe to say the Rams were right:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao

offsides and i think that means he can call a secondTO to freeze him again

[jeebus]

:lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

offsides and i think that means he can call a secondTO to freeze him again
helped the lil nigga out this time

[Darth_Pelican]

what a killer penalty

[jeebus]

reeeeeeeeeeeejected

[Clipper Nation]

Btw, :lol at Andrew Luck losing to and getting outplayed by Tannehill...

[TE]

Lol Texans

Crazy shit

[Chinook]

This is getting pretty funny now.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao

[Chief Brody]

Does every Denver RB have fumbleitis?

[HarlemHeat37]

Peyton with the stupid audible, tbh..never trust Broncos running backs in critical situations..

Now Sloshown will get more carries, unfortunately..

[HarlemHeat37]

Houston's kicker is cut tomorrow, right?..

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao Broncos

[BRHornet45]

funny how the refs waited until AFTER the Saints had to kick a field goal in that ridiculous wind and rain before they called the delay. I mean immediately after the field goal they called it. fucking Goodell

[Chief Brody]

funny how the refs waited until AFTER the Saints had to kick a field goal in that ridiculous wind and rain before they called the delay. I mean immediately after the field goal they called it. fucking Goodell
Really, bro?

[Michael Jordan.]

I'm gay for DeAndre Hopkins.

[Darth_Pelican]

Texans survive

[td4mvp2k]

Lol dem tenn db's suk!

[TE]

Texans finding ways to win games tbh

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Lol dem tenn db's suk!
They must hang out with Tony Romo

[Michael Jordan.]

Lol dem tenn db's suk!
It was good coverage. Hopkins is just a beast.

[Chief Brody]

:lolNacho "bitch mothafucka!"

[td4mvp2k]

They must hang out with Tony Romonaw da refs tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

henne sucks so bad. start stanziiiii

[td4mvp2k]

It was good coverage. Hopkins is just a beast.ya n a sh*ty db

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants are lucky to be winning thanks to Ball being a dumbass. They need to build a lead quickly before Peyton wakes up.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Eric Decker is also helping the Giants out. :lol

[Chief Brody]

Coughlin didn't draft Eli, you shitstain

[TIMMYtoZO]

Fucking run game can't do shit!

[Holden_Caulfield]

megatron why you suck this year. youre killing my team

[TIMMYtoZO]

Man, this game has me on pins and needles. Denver is going to click into gear soon, so the Giants need to get it together and build a lead. That O is too good to hold down for 4 quarters.

[Holden_Caulfield]

fuck yeah reverse jink :lmao

[Chief Brody]

megatron why you suck this year. youre killing my team
He just caught a 72yd td:lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

FUCK! Just give Peyton a short field to work with why don't you!

[Holden_Caulfield]

He just caught a 72yd td:lol
theres the miracle i needed. start sweating broheim :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Broncos-Giants looking like a SB preview, tbh..without Von and Champ, though, and the Giants are still banged up..

[Chief Brody]

Welker with the drop

[TIMMYtoZO]

SACK HIM! God damn it! :pctoss

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants can't keep giving Peyton chances like this. He is going to make them pay badly.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Exactly what I just fucking said. :lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

Damn, that was a nice play.

[Michael Jordan.]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XNU9ZxJdR6U/UjYdS4K0xsI/AAAAAAAAAu0/nhRCGJMtT_Q/s400/sch111.gif

[Darth_Pelican]

Reggie Bush is down, as usual

[TIMMYtoZO]

The Giants have a short field. They need a td here.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Way to fuck that up! A fg doesn't really help against this Denver team.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Oh, and quit running Brandon Jacobs. He is a useless POS. Put David Wilson back in damn it.