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skut_farkus
09-16-2013, 11:05 PM
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious.
I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy.
That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.

Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid NBA players. Peace out nerds.

DMC
09-16-2013, 11:14 PM
Wait, you had a Ferrari and it became a Lambo? That's Alpha.

Leon Black
09-16-2013, 11:19 PM
^ lol two faggots

92 Shoot em up
09-16-2013, 11:20 PM
^ lol two faggots

You been gaping niggas assholes lately playa. Salute to an O.G. :toast

SPM
09-16-2013, 11:25 PM
Wait, you had a Ferrari and it became a Lambo? That's Alpha.

I remember this trick from way back.... when nigga was the laughingstock of the forum :lol... when Kori was bitch slapping him on the reg.

lol 27 k posts and not one of them memorable

SPM
09-16-2013, 11:25 PM
BTW, op is a faggot with a weak troll game

AchillesHeel
09-16-2013, 11:33 PM
OP is a legend

spurraider21
09-17-2013, 02:19 AM
:worthy:

lefty
09-17-2013, 02:46 AM
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious.
I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy.
That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time.
Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.

Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid NBA players. Peace out nerds.
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Leetonidas
09-26-2013, 06:18 AM
^ lol two faggots

lol shittiest poster on all of ST
lol dick riding faggot
lol posting the same 3 phrases
lol no shtick of your own
lol bandwagoning faggot
lol smelly brown piece of shit
lol ashraf

Leon Black
09-26-2013, 03:29 PM
lol shittiest poster on all of ST
lol dick riding faggot
lol posting the same 3 phrases
lol no shtick of your own
lol bandwagoning faggot
lol smelly brown piece of shit
lol ashraf

lol 6

*bitch slap*

Leetonidas
09-26-2013, 04:18 PM
lol 6

*bitch slap*

lol faggot :lol

Leon Black
09-26-2013, 11:40 PM
^ *double bitch slap*
lol 6

Rogue
09-27-2013, 06:21 PM
It's just so sad that people would rather read such fake prurient stories than Cully's novels or mine.

elmanutres
09-27-2013, 07:23 PM
It's just so sad that people would rather read such fake prurient stories than Cully's novels or mine.

so did you see that movie that came out today with your godess yet?

elmanutres
09-27-2013, 07:52 PM
You been gaping niggas assholes lately playa. Salute to an O.G. :toast
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001965545/5554811116_e_dusche_xlarge.jpeg

RD2191
09-27-2013, 08:06 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001965545/5554811116_e_dusche_xlarge.jpeg
:lmao

Rogue
09-27-2013, 10:24 PM
so did you see that movie that came out today with your godess yet?
Don Jon? I'm gonna download that shit as soon as torrent download comes available. Gonna be another classic movie starring my goddess, can't wait to download and watch it tbh.

spurraider21
07-06-2017, 03:15 AM
underrated thread