Dave Chappelle

[batman2883]

This may have been posted before but im just curios as to how many Chappelle fans are in here, also which is your favorite clip. Personally mine is the episode where he got John Mayer to play electric guitar and make white people dance.....only cause the way he got the latinos to dance by ranting spanish jibberish through a foghorn....ha ha ha ha :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

The Pop Copy clip is badass. "You know my reputation, I don't give a fuck. I'll spend 2-3 years at Rikers to prove my point."

Gotta give it up for the Mad Real World skit as well.

[samikeyp]

for me its tough because I have a few favorites. The one last night where he writes the message and has the white girl opera singer sing the messages was great. I also like the "mudbutt", "racial draft", "black KKK member", the "reverse justice" sketch, the Wayne Brady sketch and the Charlie Murphy and Prince sketch.

[Bandit2981]

The R. Kelly song

[batman2883]

oh man another great one is the "I know black people" game show ha ha ha ha, why do black people like menthol? I dont know ....you are correct ha ha aha

[bigzak25]

it's good stuff. white nigga family skit, and rick james are tops, with the prince flashbacks as well. :tu :lol

[sa_butta]

I like the one about the girl with the big titties and she does not want them anymore. That was funny as hell. I also like the Black KKK.

[Dre_7]

The Black White Supremist and The Wayne Brady ones are my favorite. Anything with Tyrone Biggums would have to be up there too.

Anyone know if he will do a third season??

[fraga]

Bring him back....Bring him back...Bring him back...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Server: "What'll it be, guys?"

Patron 1: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks."

Patron 2: "I'll have a Samuel Adams."

Patron 3: "I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

Patron 1: "You know something, I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too."

Patron 2: "Me three."

(all laugh)

Server: "Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up."

Samuel Jackson: "Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker!" ... "Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!" ... "It'll get ya drunk!" "You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!" "You might even fight a nigga or two!" "Mmm mmm, bitch!"

(Samuel Jackson goes to Patron 3)

Samuel Jackson: "How's it taste, motherfucker!"

Patron: "Can you stop yelling at me, please?"

Samuel Jackson: "No I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk!" "You ain't never seen my movies?!?" "'Juice,' that was a good one!" "'Deep Blue Sea,' they ate me... a fucking shark ate me!" "Drink, bitch!" "Jurassic Park?"

(Jackson over bowl of peanuts)

Samuel Jackson: "'Samuel Jackson,' it's my beer!" "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

[sa_butta]

Server: "What'll it be, guys?"

Patron 1: "I'll have a scotch on the rocks."

Patron 2: "I'll have a Samuel Adams."

Patron 3: "I'll have a Samuel Jackson."

Patron 1: "You know something, I'll have a Samuel Jackson, too."

Patron 2: "Me three."

(all laugh)

Server: "Three Samuel Jackson's coming right up."

Samuel Jackson: "Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker!" ... "Samuel Jackson, made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson!" ... "It'll get ya drunk!" "You'll be fucking fat girls in no time!" "You might even fight a nigga or two!" "Mmm mmm, bitch!"

(Samuel Jackson goes to Patron 3)

Samuel Jackson: "How's it taste, motherfucker!"

Patron: "Can you stop yelling at me, please?"

Samuel Jackson: "No I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk!" "You ain't never seen my movies?!?" "'Juice,' that was a good one!" "'Deep Blue Sea,' they ate me... a fucking shark ate me!" "Drink, bitch!" "Jurassic Park?"

(Jackson over bowl of peanuts)

Samuel Jackson: "'Samuel Jackson,' it's my beer!" "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"Thats was some funny shit.

[batman2883]

hell yeah, he is suppose to be working on season three but he kinda buckled under the pressure of the success from season 2. i really dont know if he can top season 2. p.s. Charlie Murphy's face after the slap from Rick James was priceless

[midgetonadonkey]

The reperations sketch. "Hot hand in a dice game. Clackity, clackity clack."

[Marklar MM]

Racial draft is pretty good. Black KKK member wasn't bad either.

"Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://uweb.txstate.edu/~jr47581/pictures/ljsig.jpg

[batman2883]

The reperations sketch. "Hot hand in a dice game. Clackity, clackity clack."

The title of the worlds richest man now belongs to a man simply named...TRON. "Is that your baby, no i just bought this baby cash"

[fraga]

[Rick James] "Charlie Murphy" [/Rick James]

[SWC Bonfire]

The "Niggar" Family. Funny stuff.

[Spurminator]

Gotta be Prince playing basketball.

[batman2883]

is pimping easy.
contestant one: no host: that is correct
contestant two: no host: that is correct
contestant three: hell yeah host: somehow that is correct

[PapasConChorizo]

My favs are
1. The "Niggar" family :fro

Milkman: "Ya'll forgot to pay your bill last month"

Mr Niggar: "my apologies..."

Milkman: "I know how forgetfull you Niggars are about paying your bills"
2. Rick James flashbacks :lol

"What did the hand say to the face?"

"SLAP! HAHgAHgAHgAHA!"

"I'm RICK JAMES BIIIIIITCH!!!"
3. The Player-haters ball! :hat

and of course:
4. the black-white supremist

".....white power!...."

[ALVAREZ6]

Dave Chappelle is the freakin man. All of his skits kick ass.

Cannot wait for a 3rd season...

[tlongII]

He's funny, but he's also wacko.

[NZHayden]

i like the lil jon skits

[Dre_7]

[Rick James] "Charlie Murphy" [/Rick James]

DARKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!

[TDMVPDPOY]

cocaine is a hell of a drug haha

[midgetonadonkey]

Silky Johnston: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish

[gospursgojas]

I loved when they played a pick up bball game with Prince.....

Prince: "You all could be shirts and we'll be blouses"

Also Tyrone the crackhead....

"Shit tastes just like it smells....DELICIOUS!!!

[E20]

Every one of Dave Chapelle's skits are funny. All of them make me smile or laugh.

Listen to the song HERE (http://www.jacobd.com/chappelleshow.php) and scroll down for they remix as well!!

(spoken)
Yeah, it's the R
Forty ounces of malt liquor makes me wanna tell you something

(sung)
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs
Countin' the hours, high on shrubs
Coolin' in my escalade
Man I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I want to piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you
Said your body, your body
Is a porta-potty
I'ma pee on cue (?)
I can use karate (use karate)
Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you
pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you
You'll never feel quite the same
When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains
I wanna poop on you too
I want to pee in your food
Only thing will make my life complete
Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat
I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love
I don't even want none of the above
I wanna piss on you, yes I do
I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you
Won't you braid my hair
Said won't you braid my hair
Before you start, I'm gonna fart
I'm gonna fart on you

[Dre_7]

Silky Johnston: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish

Talkin about Rosie "She wears underwear with dickholes in them."