2013-14 NHL season thread

[lefty]

Yeah I saw, I should join since I only have like 50 posts lol
Dont chicken out like Lucic when a goon pays him a visit


Join in

[LnGrrrR]

I'm in; what's your name on there?

[lefty]

I'm in; what's your name on there?
PM sent

[LnGrrrR]

It's on! They better make the Bruins avatar have Looch and Marchand on it :)

[Girasuck]

Should be a great night of hockey with 3 game 7's. I got Rangers, Avs, and Kings.

[lefty]

It's on! They better make the Bruins avatar have Looch and Marchand on it :)
that would piss me off :lol

Hoping the Habs ones will have Subban's troll face :lol

[velik_m]

It's though winning 4 in a row and the Sharks play at home. I think it's about 60-40 sharks, more if Vlasic plays and/or Mitchell doesn't play.

[LnGrrrR]

That troll face Subban is pretty awesome.

[lefty]

That troll face Subban is pretty awesome.
http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/5573/pktrollface.jpg

[Blizzardwizard]

The final chapter is about to be written of The Choke.

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmgEVN8IAAAkjua.jpg

[velik_m]

Sharks looking sharp so far.

[velik_m]

Greene is terrible :(

[velik_m]

Game over :(

[velik_m]

Doughty is boss

[velik_m]

Kings with too many stupid penalties

[velik_m]

God, this game is close... i'm super nervous :blah

[lefty]

Kings can't lose, imo

[velik_m]

Damn, my stream is spazzing out...

[velik_m]

Top titty!

[velik_m]

The clock is moving so slowly...

[velik_m]

The choke is real!

[Clipper Nation]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[velik_m]

Richards + Clifford were awesome

[Clipper Nation]

Sterling finally gone and the Kings came back from 0-3.... total euphoria right now!

[velik_m]

http://i60.tinypic.com/mcckrn.jpg

[velik_m]

Oh, wow:

Thornton's last 4 games of the season:
0-0-0 -6

[Venti Quattro]

461728941896515584
:lmao

[lefty]

Classic Sharks

[Clipper Nation]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/188199/-1_medium.jpg

[Jacob1983]

Can't believe Ducks and Kings have never played each other in the playoffs. ESPN is a joke. Not even the top story on Sportscenter.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/Uiv8Nft.png
http://i.imgur.com/Yfw8pfU.png
http://i.imgur.com/HorlPzl.png
http://i.imgur.com/iL56O0A.png

[velik_m]

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7202/14098677043_a5a78c2af8_z.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

461742598575509505

[Clipper Nation]

461743089996935168

[Robz4000]

What a legendary collapse. Not only did they blow an 0-3 lead, they were absolutely dominated in the last 4 games. Have any of the other 0-3 comebacks been that onesided?

[velik_m]

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/imported_assets/2175601/850826265.gif

[Jacob1983]

Need to jump ship. Won't ever win anything in San Jose.

[Blizzardwizard]

It is done.

[velik_m]

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10245460_10203112389627275_5582510068339847745_n.j pg

[Jacob1983]

3 chokejobs in the first round in the West. Sharks shat a 3-0 lead. Avs and Blues both choked 2-0 leads. I wonder if two teams have ever met in a playoff series in which both teams came back from 0-2 deficits the previous round.

[velik_m]

This was posted on Kings fan blog after game three: http://www.jewelsfromthecrown.com/2014/4/24/5650256/with-the-sharks-4-games-from-elimination-does-jumbo-joe-have-enough

Epic.

[lefty]

I feel bad for the Sharks' GM

If he gets fired, it won't be fair; he has put together a very nice roster, it's not his fault if his best player chokes big dicks in spring

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol who chokes more, tbh: San Jose or Vancouver

[lefty]

From the Montreal Canadiens board :lol

http://oi61.tinypic.com/sqp1zb.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

:lol who chokes more, tbh: Turnobili in 2006 or last June
fify

[lefty]

Lol Linden not wasting time


Gone is Tortorella

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/HoVduZH.gif

[lefty]

Lol Habs choking a 2-0 lead

Idiots

[Blizzardwizard]

:lol who chokes more, tbh: San Jose or Vancouver


Hey, we ain't never choked in the finals :lol



:cry

[lefty]

Price keeping us alive

What a performance

[lefty]

Meh

We got outplayed badly, we didn't deserve to win this game

But hey, we're up 1-0

[Jacob1983]

San Jose has never played for the Cup. Canucks blew 2-0 lead in the Final while Sharks blew a 3-0 lead in the first round. Tough to say which is worse.

[LnGrrrR]

Damn you Subban!

Ab well. One game. I will worry if they beat us next game.

[lefty]

Damn you Subban!

Ab well. One game. I will worry if they beat us next game.
meh even if we win game 2, remember when we won the first 2 in Boston? You guys still won the series

[Jacob1983]

Racist Boston fans. LMAO! Can always count on them to be snobby pricks.

[lefty]

^
:lol no surprise tbh

[Jacob1983]

I hope Montreal sweeps them. Would love to see Montreal and NY in the East final.

[lefty]

I hope Montreal sweeps them. Would love to see Montreal and NY in the East final.
Us?

Sweeping Boston ?



lolno :lol





:cry

[Girasuck]

I bet one of the two series in the East is a sweep :(

[LnGrrrR]

Bruins playing like idiots. They need to ignore all the MTL antics.

[lefty]

Lol Price

[lefty]

2 goals thanks to that POS Francis Bouillon

Epic chokejob

[LnGrrrR]

Wow, I pulled a lefty

[lefty]

Congrats son

[LnGrrrR]

Still anyone's series. If Boston plays smart, they should have it. That can be a big if sometimes though .

[lefty]

As long as Francis Bouillon is playing, Boston is favorite to win the series

[velik_m]

wtf was that Quick?

[lefty]

wtf was that Quick?
that was quick

[velik_m]

Ducks just own the Kings :depressed

[lefty]

DOnt worry Velik



Kangs are the team of destiny

[velik_m]

Sweet.

[velik_m]

Gabi!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Huge comeback wins for the Kangs and the Clippers against hated rivals on the same night - what more can you ask for? :hat

[velik_m]

Wait, the Clippers have rivals?

[Jacob1983]

Equality for all

[lefty]

Velik, you are such a fucking phaggot

FFS, since the playoffs started, I've kept telling you the KANGS will be fine, so stop being a pussy

Yeah I do the sme shit with the Habs, but they are not a contender, so it's justified

[velik_m]

Velik, you are such a fucking phaggot

FFS, since the playoffs started, I've kept telling you the KANGS will be fine, so stop being a pussy

Yeah I do the sme shit with the Habs, but they are not a contender, so it's justified

Can you blame me after the first two games against the Sharks? And the Ducks just seemed to have the Kings number this season (the outdoor game was especially terrible by the Kings). And to add to that - while i think they can get past the Ducks (they are not as good as their regular season record), i don't think they can get past Chicago. Besides it's not like the Kings are playing some crappy teams, Sharks and Ducks are not exactly Columbus or Tampa Bay.

So cut me some slack and let me tremble in fear of the mighty ducks...

[velik_m]

https://fbcdn-photos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-0/1175430_10153089219707524_798145923186306430_n.jpg

[velik_m]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/29462/kings-wont-be-much-better-with-gaborik

ESPN & hockey :lol

[Girasuck]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/29462/kings-wont-be-much-better-with-gaborik

ESPN & hockey :lol

I'm surprised they can even find the 2 minutes per Sportscenter to show the hockey highlights.

[Clipper Nation]

Wait, the Clippers have rivals?

I'd say the Grizzlies and Warriors have become rivals with us, tbh.... tense games in the regular season, hard-fought playoff series, and lots of bad blood between the teams - that's what rivalries are made of....

[Blizzardwizard]

Still hurts, btw.

[velik_m]

Still hurts, btw.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAf20aPIXgs

[Blizzardwizard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAf20aPIXgs

Can read scripts better than most WWE Divas.

[Clipper Nation]

Still hurts, btw.
Sharts :lol

[Blizzardwizard]

Sharts :lol

:cry
still best team in Cal, we've got the most heart :cry


Dustin Brown may break our knees, but he can't break our team spirit.

:cry

[velik_m]

:cry
still best team in Cal, we've got the most heart :cry


Dustin Brown may break our knees, but he can't break our team spirit.

:cry

Hey, i'm an Arsenal fan - i know all about years and years of failure: hang in there, it doesn't get any better...

[velik_m]

Welp that was fast...

[velik_m]

Of course off the Kings defensman...

[velik_m]

Much better from the Kings so far in this game. :tu

[lefty]

:cry
still best team in Cal, we've got the most heart :cry


Dustin Brown may break our knees, but he can't break our team spirit.

:cry


Hey, i'm an Arsenal fan - i know all about years and years of failure: hang in there, it doesn't get any better...

Well at least Wigan has won a trophy recently

:D

[velik_m]

Fuuuck - Dought injured

[velik_m]

Fuuuck - Dought injured

That there was almost Kings season...

[velik_m]

Hell yeah!

[Clipper Nation]

I'm loving this new trend of the Clippers and Kangs winning on the same night, keep it up :tu

[Jacob1983]

No on the Clippers winning.

[LnGrrrR]

Nice win lefty. PK is beasting.

[lefty]

Nice win lefty. PK is beasting.

He is.

But Boston will win game 4 imo

[Jacob1983]

Blackhawks suck ass in game 3s on the road.

[Girasuck]

http://i.imgur.com/x4WvEcz.gif

[lefty]

But Boston will win game 4 imo

Imo

[LnGrrrR]

Man, I was feeling really nervous when we went to overtime. Too many posts hit always scares me.

[velik_m]

And thats game. Nice of the refs to swallow the whistles in the final third...

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao The reffing tonight was an absolute joke, the NHL clearly wasn't going to allow us to sweep the Ducks....

[lefty]

Dont worry guys the Kangs will go all the way !


:cry Our Kangs







:cry My Kangs

[velik_m]

France > Canada in hockey tbh.

[lefty]

Thank you Douglas Murray, you useless POS

[velik_m]

Ducks have been a better team in each game of this series...

[Clipper Nation]

This game just showcases the one thing I loathe about Sutter's coaching.... the lines were absolutely fine for six games, but then we lose one game and he panics, changes everything, and we start sucking :bang

[LnGrrrR]

Bruins need to start wearing Wild colors so they are allowed too many men on the ice. :D

[lefty]

Boston is so much better than MTL

oh well...

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/xFJKgbf.gif

[LnGrrrR]

Of course it would go to Game 7. Fuck me.

[Clipper Nation]

Unless Sutter finally shortens his bench instead of wasting playing time on useless turds like King and Richards, season over....

[Clipper Nation]

Actually, season over no matter what, this team is done.... same old inconsistent Jekyll-and-Hyde team they've been all year....

[velik_m]

#BackdoorSweep

[Venti Quattro]

Faggot kings blew a 2-0 lead

[Jacob1983]

Really sad to come back from down 0-3 and choke away a 2-0 lead in the next round.

[lefty]

Of course it would go to Game 7. Fuck me.

Don't worry

I don't see Boston losing game 7 at home

[velik_m]

Subban will win it for the Habs...

[lefty]

Subban will win it for the Habs...

Yeah....


No

[lefty]

:lol Pens

[Girasuck]

:lol Pens

Exactly. I knew it was over after we shit the bed in game 5.

[velik_m]

Hm... last game of the season, do i bother to get up :wakeup

[lefty]

Meh

Boston is going to kill us

[LnGrrrR]

Boston playing like garbage so far.

[lefty]

Both teams are playing like garbage tbh

[lefty]

And the refs suck

Markov pushes Marchand into the net and the Habs get a PP.

WTF

[Clipper Nation]

The Habs choke begins.....

[lefty]

Yes we are LAclippersing

[Clipper Nation]

Yes we are LAclippersing
6-ing

[lefty]

6

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Ruins

[lefty]

Meh

We didn't chokepaul

Let's take on the NYR

[LnGrrrR]

Congrats lefty.

Go Rangers!

[Clipper Nation]

Meh

We didn't chokepaul

Yes, Habs didn't Turnobili, tbh....

[velik_m]

yey - the Muzzin!

[lefty]

Congrats lefty.

Go Rangers!

Thanks LnGrrr

Stupid penalty by Boychuk at the end

[lefty]

Fuck I live downtown

Idiots are celebrating like we just won the Cup

[Clipper Nation]

466763379227369472

Lucic is such an unlikeable bitch....

[lefty]

^
:lol Lucic
Boston is our rival, but he doesn't deserve to wear the B's jersey.
Bobby Orr should kick his ass.

Oh and:

:lol Yzerman
:lol watching Martin St-Louis beasting and going to the ECF

[Jacob1983]

Tonight in Boston, the Canadiens showed that with their victory that sometimes some lines should never be crossed.

[lefty]

Hughson sounds like Canada just got bombed

:lol CBC
:lol Bruins and Laffs lovers

[velik_m]

Lol Lewis :lol

[velik_m]

The choke begins...

[velik_m]

The Kings have the shittiest PP...

[lefty]

466763379227369472

Lucic is such an unlikeable bitch....

To Weise and Emelin :

tsn: Lucic said "I'm going to ****ing kill you next year."

[velik_m]

Kings keep taking penalties :pctoss

[lefty]

Doughty is such a clever player

[lefty]

Crazy finish

[velik_m]

Yay!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol At the end of the day, NBC Sports Network is still just Versus with a new name.... unbelievable that they actually lost the signal late in the game!

Huge win for the Kangs.... sure seems like they need to be at DEFCON 5 with their season on the line to perform....

[velik_m]

Price is the best goalie right now.

[lefty]

Price is the best goalie right now.

Don't jinx us pls :cry


But Richards and St-Louis scare me imo

[Clipper Nation]

Price is the best goalie right now.

Quick >>>>>>>>>>

[lefty]

:lol Bruins fans on HFboards lost an avatar bet to Habs fans


http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/image.php?u=77374&dateline=1400154187

[velik_m]

Good start by the Kings.

[velik_m]

I don't think i saw Carter that exited for a goal in a long time...

[lefty]

Good start by the Kings.

I told you


Don't stop believing in the KANGS

[lefty]

LMAO Flyers

[velik_m]

Please don't choke this lead, please don't choke this lead... :greedy

[velik_m]

Damn goalposts!

[velik_m]

No shutout :(

[velik_m]

The Mighty Ducks showing some life, hopefully the Kings snuff that out in a hurry in the 3rd.

[velik_m]

Stupid Voynov :pctoss needless penalty

[Clipper Nation]

Aaaaand the choke begins....

[lefty]

Kangs got this

[velik_m]

And that should be the game... :king

[Clipper Nation]

Choke alleviated.... time for the Kangs to dish out some payback to Shitcago :king

[Clipper Nation]

I'll be shocked if the West doesn't come down to Chicago and LA again

The goods ^

[lefty]

I know I'm getting ahead of myself


But imagine if the Kangs and the Habs face each other in the SCF....


:lol this thread

[Clipper Nation]

I know I'm getting ahead of myself


But imagine if the Kangs and the Habs face each other in the SCF....


:lol this thread

No more Cups for the Habs until they admit they cheated in 1993 :nope

[Clipper Nation]

From HFBoards:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/drdru96/62E1221F-A442-45D6-AEC0-5884661085E3_zpsim45o6j1.jpg

[velik_m]

I have to say after tonight performance i'm actually cautiously optimistic for the Hawks series. Hawks haven't looked so good this year, and the Kings look better than last years. Should be interesting.

[lefty]

:cry Teemu


And ECF start today

Im kinda nervous TBH. NYR match up well against us

[lefty]

Game over

Congrats NY

[velik_m]

Game over

Congrats NY

The habs defense is really poor.

[lefty]

The habs defense is really poor.
Rusty, but yes, very poor, letting Marty all alone

Oh well, I still have the KANGS

[velik_m]

Rusty, but yes, very poor, letting Marty all alone

Oh well, I still have the KANGS

To be fair, i mostly watch Kings, which skews the perception of poor D. And the Habs score...

[velik_m]

How can you let a player walk in like that all alone?

[velik_m]

Subban is no Doughty...

[Clipper Nation]

Habs :lol

The Curse strikes again....

[lefty]

:lmao RAPE

[lefty]

Subban is no Doughty...
Doughty doesn't have shitty teammates tbh

Put DD with the likes of Gorges or Bouillon.... Trust me he'll look bad

[velik_m]

Embarrassing performance from Habs, but it's only 1-0.

[lefty]

Embarrassing performance from Habs, but it's only 1-0.
meh we're gonna lose the series anyway

Go KANGS

[lefty]

Jimmy Fallon is gonna win his bet :cry

[Blizzardwizard]

Still hurts.

And as much as I don't want it to happen, the Hawks are going to cheese their way to another cup. I'd even rather have Jordan Nolan hoisting the-wait, no.

[velik_m]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bn3Tr1uCQAAbLi0.jpg:large

:lol

[velik_m]

Supid penalty and of course they score...

[Clipper Nation]

Shitcago diving already, such a fucking annoying-ass team....

[velik_m]

Better team is better...

[velik_m]

I guess goalie interference is not a thing anymore...

[velik_m]

I guess goalie interference is not a thing anymore...

Scratch that - it's still a thing...

[velik_m]

Top Titty!

[velik_m]

Damn it :(

[velik_m]

Schultz is having a really crapy game, i don't think we see him in the next game.

[Clipper Nation]

This team really does need to have their season in danger to show up, tbh....

[velik_m]

Overall pretty good game by the Kings so far, but the Hawks really know how to make their chances count...

[Clipper Nation]

These missed opportunities are going to bite us in the ass :bang

[Clipper Nation]

Fucking STUPID penalty, Shitcago will score and that will be game.....

[Clipper Nation]

The Blackhawks are officially the biggest team of divers in the NHL...

[velik_m]

And thats game... Kings just have no luck whatsoever. :depressed

[Clipper Nation]

We're fucked, can't imagine playing them any better than the last two periods and we STILL lose...

Glad we won one Cup because we're not getting any more as long as Chicago's around....

[lefty]

Never stop believing in the KANGS

[velik_m]

We're fucked, can't imagine playing them any better than the last two periods and we STILL lose...

Glad we won one Cup because we're not getting any more as long as Chicago's around....

Yup, pretty much this. Kings played as good as you can expect of them - and still lost. This sucks. :(

[Girasuck]

After hearing the news today I'm reminded of a Happy Gilmore quote...

"The Price is wrong, bitch"

[lefty]

Price out for the rest of the series :cry


It's ok we have Budaj :lol


Edit: some dude named Tokarski is starting in the net tonight.
LOL

[lefty]

No Price + refs screwing us tonight = another loss


It's ok, I still have the Kangs and the Hawks :lol
:cry

[velik_m]

Habs without Price are done :(, too bad it's going to be a short series. The Rangers will be well rested waiting for Chicago.

[lefty]

Habs without Price are done :(, too bad it's going to be a short series. The Rangers will be well rested waiting for Chicago.

We suck without him, but we had been lucky anyway.

TB is shit and they were missing their top goalie.

Boston has a better team than us, but we are just a bad matchup for them.

And unlike the Bruins, the NYR match up very well with us.

We suck period

[Girasuck]

Too bad the Pens couldn't sack up in game 7 so the Habs had a legit shot at the Finals.

[lefty]

Too bad the Pens couldn't sack up in game 7 so the Habs had a legit shot at the Finals.
:lol

Habs and Pens are both soft, tbh

[velik_m]

As expected - Chicago playing much better in this game, game one might just have been the Kings only chance to steal one...

[velik_m]

Yes, give them more powerplays... :pctoss

[velik_m]

game? :(

[velik_m]

Quick should have saved that... Crawford>Quick

[velik_m]

So is Quick planing to save something in this series?

[LnGrrrR]

Chicago is gonna win another cup.

[Clipper Nation]

So is Quick planing to save something in this series?

It's not Quick's fault that, although I hate to admit it, Chicago is the far superior team....

[velik_m]

Meh the Kings are not comming back, the Blackhawks are just that much better. Toews>Kopitar, Crawford>Quick and Keith>Doughty

[lefty]

:cry my Kangs

[lefty]

Never stop believing in the KANGS

I TOLD YOU


VELIK IM A TRUE KANGS FAN UNLIKE YOU

[velik_m]

TBH refs came through for the Kings. The NBC comentators sound really depressed.

[velik_m]

Carter only scores in blowouts

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Dafuq? I switched it to the Spurs game, flipped back and somehow we're up 6-2? What happened?

[LnGrrrR]

Lol reverse jinx

dgaf; found out today I made promotion

[velik_m]

:lmao Dafuq? I switched it to the Spurs game, flipped back and somehow we're up 6-2? What happened?

You're bad luck - don't watch any more Kings games :lol

[lefty]

TBH refs came through for the Kings. The NBC comentators sound really depressed.

NO EXCUSE

I BELIEVED, YOU DIDN'T

[velik_m]

NO EXCUSE

I BELIEVED, YOU DIDN'T

If i had zero belief i would go back to bed, but yeah i had little hope.

I'm happy for the win, but it's not like the Kings suddenly started playing well, more like somebody switched the Blackhawks off. I'll take it though let the Chicago fans worry WTF just happened.

[lefty]

Are you kidding me?


We dominate, Tokarski makes amazing saves, but Rangers score 2 fluke goals

[Clipper Nation]

Habs :lmao

Until they admit they cheated in '93, the Habs better get used to this :lol

[lefty]

Habs :lmao

Until they admit they cheated in '93, the Habs better get used to this :lol

It's OK we won in OT

[velik_m]

Nice to see Montreal making it a series. :tu

[lefty]

Nice to see Montreal making it a series. :tu
We still have game 4 to play though :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Chicago still just the better team.... good season, tbh....

Just about done with Sutter, tbh.... I'm amazed this idiot won a Cup, once again he's changed everything for no reason in the middle of a series and ruined any momentum whatsoever....

[velik_m]

Best player in the world stepping up. Toews is awesome :depressed

[velik_m]

Maybe the Hawks will tire themselfs shooting so much :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Home ice is supposed to be an advantage, but not when dumbfuck Sutter uses it as a reason to outsmart himself with the matchups....

[lefty]

lmao Crosby


Toews has always a been such a big time player

[velik_m]

Top titty for the lead!

[velik_m]

Williams with a really crappy game so far...

[Clipper Nation]

Williams is a fucking joke tonight, tbh....

[Clipper Nation]

At least they've been able to kill the penalties they've run up from their dumbassery, tbh....

[Clipper Nation]

How the fuck are we leading this series :lol

[lefty]

How the fuck are we leading this series :lol
Becasue they are the KANGS !!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Habs :lmao

[lefty]

Yep


Oh well it was fun



Go KANGS!

[Clipper Nation]

How many stupid fucking penalties is this team going to commit? :bang