How Can You Tell When The Sky Is Falling?

[Koolaid_Man]

Win and then give an NBA title away - check

Have PI follow your wife only to report back she's getting fucked by an illegal immigrant - check

Find out you've been getting cucked for 2 yrs straight

Find out your wife spent about 1 million on your cucks new gym

Your wife then files for divorce

It's also revealed you've been a homo for at least 15 yrs :lol

Did I mention blowing a title...and making shitty HEB commercials :lol

[Axegrinder]

Fuck yo team clown

[Michael Jordan.]

When Fredo Buss is the new head of the family.

[UZER]

When you start a new thread on ST every 5 minutes, and say the same shit over and over.

[spurraider21]

When your Achilles tears and your owner dies of aids contracted by the greatest faggot in league history?

[DMC]

SKY IS FALLING SIGNS





Owner dies, leaving his endomorphic son in charge of the franchise
Mike D'Antoni as your head coach is the answer to Mike Brown as your head coach
40 year old Steve Nash is your new starting point guard
Your "star" player tears his Achilles tendon to avoid facing the Spurs in the 1st round
Your 135 million dollar team feels a sense of relief at making the playoffs, only to get embarrassed and destroyed in the 1st round by a semi-retired Tim Duncan
Your fan base pines for the Spurs to beat the Heat in fear of Lebron's impending usurping of Kobe's facade of a legacy
Most overrated center of all time dumps you after a summer of public begging displays by your franchise
Your only summertime activity is concocting stories about the divorce of the player you were rooting for just a week earlier
Your fan base begins to live vicariously through Heat fans
Reminiscing threads

[spurraider21]

In before lakerfag claims victory by saying dmc was baited

[DMC]

I don't read the OP. I just respond to the thread titles.

[UZER]

In before lakerfag claims victory by saying dmc was baited

Ah yes...the laker fan ol switch-a-roo "you fell for it" schtick.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't read the OP. I just respond to the thread titles.

^ :lol Call Kool the Master Baiter...:lol using easy tackle to snare my catfish :lol

[elmanutres]

In before laker fag comes in to say laker fan is owning spurfan

[spurraider21]

In before lakerfag claims victory by saying dmc was baited

and right on queue...



^ :lol Call Kool the Master Baiter...:lol using easy tackle to snare my catfish :lol

:hat

[Clipper Nation]

In before Toht spams this thread up with a bootleg version of Culb's schtick to try to deflect....

[Arnold Toht]

^ Says the Clipperfan hopping on the Spurs wagon after shamelessly rooting for James in the Final.

[Clipper Nation]

Predictable, swept 1-timer deflecting per the usual, tbh :lol

[Axegrinder]

When it rains stay dwight banners on the streets of LA

[AchillesHeel]

Dr.Jerry Buss dead - check
Hired the worst possible coach - check
Kirby suffers season/career-ending injury - check
Lakers swept in the first round by my Spurs - check
#StayD12 - check
Dwight Howard leaves LA for Houston - check

[Rogue]

School began and turned out to be yet another piece of shit like the treadmill job where I was employed a year back :cry

My goddess engaged to a French Dickhead :cry

Writing a story of 60k words that no one bothers to read :cry

My niggas and friends all gone on vacation (Shadow, Cully etc...) without no set date to return :cry

[The Third Man]

School began and turned out to be yet another piece of shit like the treadmill job where I was employed a year back :cry

My goddess engaged to a French Dickhead :cry

Writing a story of 60k words that no one bothers to read :cry

My niggas and friends all gone on vacation (Shadow, Cully etc...) without no set date to return :cry

Get off your step-father's computer, get a better job, kiss a girl and never post whiny shit like this ever again. It's embarrassing.

[koriwhat]

so sick of all these types of threads and the who's the worst poster threads... point is, you're on a spurs forum K_A. your team sucks so much you can't sign up on a fakers forum and post there instead?

[AchillesHeel]

Kori goin' in raw :lol

[DMC]

Kori goin' in raw :lol

Yep you have to be Calispursfan11 if you think Kori was funny or "raw".

[AchillesHeel]

Yep you have to be Calispursfan11 if you think Kori was funny or "raw".

The fuck are you on about?

[AchillesHeel]

lol at a Spurfan defending a fakerfan

:lol Lakerfans living their life on a spurs board

[RsxPiimp]

Achilles why u pretendin u nobody's troll:lol

[spurraider21]

:cry I'm not a troll
:cry confirm with kori

[Leetonidas]

Koolaid_man thread on Tim Duncan #2383437327

[Koolaid_Man]

Win and then give an NBA title away - check

Have PI follow your wife only to report back she's getting fucked by an illegal immigrant - check

Find out you've been getting cucked for 2 yrs straight

Find out your wife spent about 1 million on your cucks new gym

Your wife then files for divorce

It's also revealed you've been a homo for at least 15 yrs :lol

Did I mention blowing a title...and making shitty HEB commercials :lol


Can't figure out which one is more salacious :lol
It's also revealed you've been a homo for at least 15 yrs :lol

[Rogue]

Heel ain't a troll. dude's authentic and his posting style isn't the same as any known poster of the top range, in which Heel also belongs deservedly.