Best third year program of all-time improves to 2-2...

[FkLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGH25272h-s



led by the 2nd best QB in Texas tbh :flag:

[Vito Corleone]

FkLA came to my office the other day and said to me. Dom Vito, I think I'm gay!

I said, well FkLA let me ask you a few questions

1. Do you drive an expensive European luxury car? FkLa responds: No, I can't afford a car, I take the bus.

2. Do you wear expensive designer clothes? FkLA responds: No all my clothes come from Walmart or Goodwill.

3. Do you eat at expensive french restaurants? FkLA responds: No the best I can afford is Wendy's dollar menu

Well FkLA, I don't think you are Gay, I think you are a cock sucker with a degree from UTSA.

[FkLA]

:lol ok

[Blake]

FkLA came to my office the other day and said to me. Dom Vito, I think I'm gay!

I said, well FkLA let me ask you a few questions

1. Do you drive an expensive European luxury car? FkLa responds: No, I can't afford a car, I take the bus.

2. Do you wear expensive designer clothes? FkLA responds: No all my clothes come from Walmart or Goodwill.

3. Do you eat at expensive french restaurants? FkLA responds: No the best I can afford is Wendy's dollar menu

Well FkLA, I don't think you are Gay, I think you are a cock sucker with a degree from UTSA.

So driving an expensive European luxury car et all are indicators of gayness to you?

You could just ask him if he likes dicks.

smh t-shirt horn

[Vito Corleone]

So driving an expensive European luxury car et all are indicators of gayness to you?

You could just ask him if he likes dicks.

smh t-shirt horn

Just admit the joke went over your head.:rollin

And yes I'm a t-shirt horn fan that actually graduated from a better school

[FkLA]

UT 56-New Mexico St 7
UTEP 41-New Mexico St 21
UTSA 32-UTEP 13

UT-UTSA would be a great game tbh. :tu

[Blake]

Just admit the joke went over your head.:rollin

And yes I'm a t-shirt horn fan that actually graduated from a better school

How bout you just admit it was a bad joke that sucked dick.

[Vito Corleone]

How bout you just admit it was a bad joke that sucked dick.

LOL your just too stupid to get it, but you are a Tech grad.

Let me explain it to you.

there is a difference between being homosexual and being Gay. Both like dick "like yourself" but the connotation of Gay is a homosexual with good taste in food clothes and cars.

One can be a homo and not Gay, just like one can be a college grad and at the same time a stupid motherfucker, much like yourself.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just admit the joke went over your head.:rollin

And yes I'm a t-shirt horn fan that actually graduated from a better school
You're obviously very proud of your alma matter the way you don't cheer for them.

[Vito Corleone]

You're obviously very proud of your alma matter the way you don't cheer for them.

I have no ties to Minnesota outside of the fact I transferred there to finish my under grad work. I have more ties to UT Arlington and Texas State then I do to U of M. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud to have finished my work there, but most of it was started and done at Texas state.

[FkLA]

Root for SWT then, faggot.

[benefactor]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=36

[Blake]

LOL your just too stupid to get it, but you are a Tech grad.

Let me explain it to you.

there is a difference between being homosexual and being Gay. Both like dick "like yourself" but the connotation of Gay is a homosexual with good taste in food clothes and cars.

One can be a homo and not Gay, just like one can be a college grad and at the same time a stupid motherfucker, much like yourself.

no, that explanation doesn't work. Joke still blows.

[symple19]

FkLA came to my office the other day and said to me. Dom Vito, I think I'm gay!

I said, well FkLA let me ask you a few questions

1. Do you drive an expensive European luxury car? FkLa responds: No, I can't afford a car, I take the bus.

2. Do you wear expensive designer clothes? FkLA responds: No all my clothes come from Walmart or Goodwill.

3. Do you eat at expensive french restaurants? FkLA responds: No the best I can afford is Wendy's dollar menu

Well FkLA, I don't think you are Gay, I think you are a cock sucker with a degree from UTSA.

:lol pathetic trolling attempt
:lol dipshit, delusional homer

Not only are you an embarrassment to the UT fanbase, but the entire state of Texas as well

[symple19]

Somebody dial up the Vito quote about Mack Brown and how he watched them win a national championship :cry :cry

[Vito Corleone]

:lol pathetic trolling attempt
:lol dipshit, delusional homer

Not only are you an embarrassment to the UT fanbase, but the entire state of Texas as well

It's a compliment coming from SEC tard, now get back on the phones you customer service reject

[Vito Corleone]

Somebody dial up the Vito quote about Mack Brown and how he watched them win a national championship :cry :cry

Please do, I love how much I'm in you pea size brain.

[Vito Corleone]

no, that explanation doesn't work. Joke still blows.

again, just admit you didn't get it, we can't think any less of you than we already do.

[Blake]

It's a compliment coming from SEC tard, now get back on the phones you customer service reject

If he's been rejected by the customer service industry, how can he get back on the phones?

[Blake]

again, just admit you didn't get it, we can't think any less of you than we already do.

I get that your perception of gays includes European luxury cars and designer clothes.

Now that part of your joke is funny.

[symple19]

Vito feeling frisky tonight. Must be drinking wine coolers again

[Vito Corleone]

If he's been rejected by the customer service industry, how can he get back on the phones?

He is a reject of life, CS is all he has to look forward to

[Thompson]

LOL your just too stupid to get it, but you are a Tech grad.


Irony - do you get it?

[symple19]

:lmao

[symple19]

I experienced something you will never experience. I watched the team I have followed since I was 8 years old win a national championship. I was a fan back in 1983 when we lost to Georgia. I was a fan back when the wheels fell off the program back in 1984. I was a fan and had to endure losing to Miami back in 1990 cotton bowl. I endured McWilliams, Machovic and Mack having blowout losses to OU.

Fact is it was all worth it see us win the MNC. You can say what you want, but Mack is a better coach than anything you have ever had at Tech and if he were at Tech win or lose he would be a legend just like he is at Texas. When your school wins something, anything then you can judge Mack but until then you don't know what you are talking about.

He needs to be replaced, there is no doubt about it, but he goes out with dignity and respect he has earned.

[Vito Corleone]

I experienced something you will never experience. I watched the team I have followed since I was 8 years old win a national championship. I was a fan back in 1983 when we lost to Georgia. I was a fan back when the wheels fell off the program back in 1984. I was a fan and had to endure losing to Miami back in 1990 cotton bowl. I endured McWilliams, Machovic and Mack having blowout losses to OU.

Fact is it was all worth it see us win the MNC. You can say what you want, but Mack is a better coach than anything you have ever had at Tech and if he were at Tech win or lose he would be a legend just like he is at Texas. When your school wins something, anything then you can judge Mack but until then you don't know what you are talking about.

He needs to be replaced, there is no doubt about it, but he goes out with dignity and respect he has earned.


I'm kinda fond of that quote, keep posting it, truth is truth.

[Vito Corleone]

Irony - do you get it?

aggsy jokes write themselves.

[Clipper Nation]

Only a true faggot like Vito could out-faggot lolutsa :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

:cry i experienced something you'll never experience :cry

[lebomb]

Ok.........lets get this straight. Vito went to UT Arlington, TXST, got his degree from Minnesota, yet roots for UT?? WTF??? and he said FkLA has a degree from Utsa, like HE is dumb? :lmao :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

good old Vito, uniting the lolutsa'ers and normals in laughter. maybe your life does have meaning.

[Vito Corleone]

I'm excited to think that Bill Brasky possibly believes my life has meaning :cry

Imagine a tech guy took time to step away from the oven to tell me my life has meaning.

http://www.aggies9496.com/Images/ClasslessClowns/poster19116948_436.jpg

[FkLA]

good old Vito, uniting the lolutsa'ers and normals in laughter. maybe your life does have meaning.

SAT requirements
Second 25% of their class: UTSA 1100 Texas Tech 1140

ACT requirements
" " " " ": UTSA 24 Texas Tech 25

Fall 2013 Acceptance Rate
UTSA 73.3 % Texas Tech 64.3%



Have never heard of TT being anything special academically so did a quick google search to confirm. Tech should be embarrassed that a 45 year old institution is right on their ass. :lmao

[Blake]

Have never heard of TT being anything special academically so did a quick google search to confirm. Tech should be embarrassed that a 45 year old institution is right on their ass. :lmao

Too bad for you that you didn't google that before you signed up at lolutsa

[FkLA]

Too bad for you that you didn't google that before you signed up at lolutsa

Never considered Tech so why would I have done that? :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

SAT requirements
Second 25% of their class: UTSA 1100 Texas Tech 1140

ACT requirements
" " " " ": UTSA 24 Texas Tech 25

Fall 2013 Acceptance Rate
UTSA 73.3 % Texas Tech 64.3%



Have never heard of TT being anything special academically so did a quick google search to confirm. Tech should be embarrassed that a 45 year old institution is right on their ass. :lmao
I care like the NBA cares.

[FkLA]

I care like the NBA cares.

Good for you. By all means go right ahead and continue throwing stones from a glass house. :tu

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The way acceptance rates for schools like UTSA, TT, and both Arizona schools for that matter have fallen like crazy in the last 5-10 years tells me there's a heaping load of dumbshits applying to college these days :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

they just want that money. it's up to you to make your time there worthwhile.

though it helps when your school has proper resources and the course work is enough to prepare you for the field you'll be working.

[Vito Corleone]

I care like the NBA cares.


they just want that money. it's up to you to make your time there worthwhile.

though it helps when your school has proper resources and the course work is enough to prepare you for the field you'll be working.

http://www.aggies9496.com/Images/ClasslessClowns/poster19116948_436.jpg

[Holden_Caulfield]

can they beat houston this week? was gonna include them in my parlay

[FkLA]

Id bet on UH or even better stay away from it. We got a nigga who transferred from OU to shore up one corner postion and a very solid FS, but otherwise the secondary is a huge question mark. Houston's Air Raid will give them a lot of trouble imo. :depressed

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

they just want that money. it's up to you to make your time there worthwhile.

though it helps when your school has proper resources and the course work is enough to prepare you for the field you'll be working.
The fact they want that money but still have a much higher rejection rate than 5 years ago is more of a testament to my point that the applicants are getting a lot more retarded :lol

This is also why for profit schools like UofP are exploding I guess

[The Reckoning]

UT is sitting at 46.6% acceptance. I wonder if top 10 factors into that...

[Bill_Brasky]

http://www.aggies9496.com/Images/ClasslessClowns/poster19116948_436.jpg

your only achievement in life is providing us with unintentional gold because you watched some sweaty men win a football game from a couch. :lmao

[Blake]

Never considered Tech so why would I have done that? :lol

Exactly. Too bad you didn't google who's ass utsa was before you signed up.

[Vito Corleone]

your only achievement in life is providing us with unintentional gold because you watched some sweaty men win a football game from a couch. :lmao

LOL, post that gold for me again, I love reading it. The key to what you said is the word win, because my team does win and they have done so more than any other school outside of Michigan. A testament to this is we have a moron for a coach and he still managed to win a national championship. Now you might have a more vested interest in your team, but my degree is worth more at lease according to these numbers.

http://www.businessweek.com/interactive_reports/bs_collegeROI_0621.html

U of Minnesota rank 209
Taco Tech rank 254

BTW aggsy out performed Texas in this list

Rice 13
Aggsy 71
Texas 113
UT Arlington 501
Texas State 560
UTSA 692

[FkLA]

The fact they want that money but still have a much higher rejection rate than 5 years ago is more of a testament to my point that the applicants are getting a lot more retarded :lol

This is also why for profit schools like UofP are exploding I guess

Most of it for the Texas schools has to do with trying to achieve Tier One status. Tech and Houston recently got there, and UTSA and a couple of other UT system schools are trying to as well.

[Blake]

Most of it for the Texas schools has to do with trying to achieve Tier One status. Tech and Houston recently got there, and UTSA and a couple of other UT system schools are trying to as well.

They sort of got there.

[Bill_Brasky]

LOL, post that gold for me again, I love reading it. The key to what you said is the word win, because my team does win and they have done so more than any other school outside of Michigan. A testament to this is we have a moron for a coach and he still managed to win a national championship. Now you might have a more vested interest in your team, but my degree is worth more at lease according to these numbers.

http://www.businessweek.com/interactive_reports/bs_collegeROI_0621.html

U of Minnesota rank 209
Taco Tech rank 254

BTW aggsy out performed Texas in this list

Rice 13
Aggsy 71
Texas 113
UT Arlington 501
Texas State 560
UTSA 692

tl;dr

[FkLA]

They sort of got there.

They didn't? I thought they were officially recognized as one now tbh.

[Blake]

They didn't? I thought they were officially recognized as one now tbh.

Depends on who you ask. Houston more so than Tech.

Generally speaking, it's still rice, UT and A&M

[FkLA]

Have heard that about UH but not TT. Something about what UH considers Tier One being different than the official requirements.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I have no ties to Minnesota outside of the fact I transferred there to finish my under grad work. I have more ties to UT Arlington and Texas State then I do to U of M. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud to have finished my work there, but most of it was started and done at Texas state.

:lmao

[Vito Corleone]

:lmao

You know I still graduated from U of Minnesota, and you're still affiliated with Taco Tech. :rollin

http://www.adkgraphicdesign.com/images/forum_images/tceh-caveman.jpg

[Blake]

Vito is making me realize Minnesota is over ranked.

[ChumpDumper]

Great test coming up for UTSA tomorrow. Should give a fair glimpse of how they may perform the rest of the season against the C-USA since UH beat rice last week by five.

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.adkgraphicdesign.com/images/forum_images/tceh-caveman.jpg

"Texas Tceh"? Looks like cavemen are smarter than you :lol

[FkLA]

"Texas Tceh"? Looks like cavemen are smarter than you :lol

Not that I think its funny but pretty sure thats supposed to be part of the joke, dipshit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The "(insert university here) is so easy, even a caveman can do it!" jokes are as awful as they come, particularly because you can make them with any school.

[Vito Corleone]

"Texas Tceh"? Looks like cavemen are smarter than you :lol

Let us know when you catch up.

[Vito Corleone]

Depends on who you ask. Houston more so than Tech.

Generally speaking, it's still rice, UT and A&M

It's funny because I was thinking the same thing about Tech grads

http://www.aggies9496.com/Images/ClasslessClowns/poster19116948_436.jpg

[Blake]

That picture is definitely funnier the second time.