I'm gonna barf

[I. Hustle]

:vomit:Do any of you eat at your desk? One behemoth here that is from the UK likes to eat fish at her desk. Even after being repeatedly told not to. Another Wooly Mammoth insists that she has a "sophisticated palate" and eats foods that she considers gourmet but smell like death.

:bang

[lebomb]

:vomit:Do any of you eat at your desk? One behemoth here that is from the UK likes to eat fish at her desk. Even after being repeatedly told not to. Another Wooly Mammoth insists that she has a "sophisticated palate" and eats foods that she considers gourmet but smell like death.

:bang

Damn mayne, where do you work? The slaughter house?

[I. Hustle]

Damn mayne, where do you work? The slaughter house?

You would think so with all the freakin' cows that walk around here. We have plenty of breakrooms and our building even has a freakin' cafeteria.

[Spur|n|Austin]

:vomit:Do any of you eat at your desk? One behemoth here that is from the UK likes to eat fish at her desk. Even after being repeatedly told not to. Another Wooly Mammoth insists that she has a "sophisticated palate" and eats foods that she considers gourmet but smell like death.

:bang

Is she slow? Why the hell would she keep doing it after being told not to? Some people are so stupid/socially awkward it's amazing.

[cantthinkofanything]

You would think so with all the freakin' cows that walk around here. We have plenty of breakrooms and our building even has a freakin' cafeteria.

In general, fat chicks just have an oral fixation. I've worked with women like that before. If it really gets under your skin, try to identify the best looking one. IE, the one that might be cute if she lost 100 pounds. Next time you see her shoving food down her mouth, slowly walk up to her and pull down your warmups. But don't expose yourself. Let her be the one to pull down your underwear. 90% of the time, she'll give you a blowjob right in the middle of the office. I used to get bored all the time at work so whenever I saw a fattie chowing down, I'd use the opportunity to get a quick BJ. The downside is that the other 10% of the time, you'll get in big trouble.

[cantthinkofanything]

Have you had a Mc Blow?

Which one is that again?

[TeyshaBlue]

I'm with 2120. Throw a dozen mothballs around her desk.

[cantthinkofanything]

Honey Mustard on the chicken tender and BBQ Sauce on the Mc Nuggets.

Is "chicken tender" the penis? Or the scrotum?

Sorry...it's hard to keep up with things these days.

[I. Hustle]

:lol

BRB

Did you leave to ask or to go get one?

Do Asian chicks use the sweet & sour instead of BBQ?

[DMC]

You can put a stop to that quickly by filling your mouth with some salad dressing, a few chunks of whatever and then vomiting it out on the floor right when they are eating. Then say the smell nauseates you.

[I. Hustle]

Any kind of salad dressing or should I go with Thousand Island? maybe some canned corn and black beans?

How do you stop them from dipping their food in it?

[cantthinkofanything]

Any kind of salad dressing or should I go with Thousand Island? maybe some canned corn and black beans?

How do you stop them from dipping their food in it?

You can probably save a step and just get a mouthful of cottage cheese.

[DJR210]

This idiot here likes to eat Tuna sandwiches at his desk when he shouldn't be eating at his station at all. I'm normally laid back with my associates but I had to threaten to write him up because of the complaints from the rest of my team.

[Sal Monella]

I hate when people eat at their desk.

[cantthinkofanything]

I hate when people eat at their desk.

I hate when your mom doesn't douche.