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Avante
09-24-2013, 10:23 PM
blues...black
country...white
rap...black
punk...white
classical..white
reggae...black
R&B...black
rockabilly...white
soul...black
boxing...black
basketbal..black
NASCAR...white
swimming...white
sprinting...black
dancing...black
hockey...white
powerlifting...white
pole vault...white
long jump...black
jazz...black
javelin..white
shot put...white
triple jump...black (hmmm?)
high jump...white (hmmm?)

So the score is..

white..12
black...12

Skull-1
09-24-2013, 10:32 PM
Hmmmm... I see the score as: American 22 - World 2. America wins. Sheesh.

Clipper Nation
09-24-2013, 10:33 PM
Avante = white

Blacks win in a blowout

/thread

DMC
09-24-2013, 10:34 PM
Chris = 102lbs

Avante's daughter = 242lbs

PlayNando
09-24-2013, 10:45 PM
Hmmmm... I see the score as: American 22 - World 2. America wins. Sheesh.
White Nationalist, smh.

Avante
09-24-2013, 10:47 PM
Chris = 102lbs

Avante's daughter = 242lbs

Mental retardation and the internet, not a good combo.

Avante
09-24-2013, 10:48 PM
Hmmmm... I see the score as: American 22 - World 2. America wins. Sheesh.

Huh..???

Clipper Nation
09-24-2013, 10:53 PM
Mental retardation and the internet, not a good combo.

You should probably get off the Internet, then :lol

Avante
09-24-2013, 10:56 PM
You should probably get off the Internet, then :lol

That coming a midget who cums all over himself with...you're a faggot....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, why are you so fucking dumb? You don't know anything.

DJR210
09-24-2013, 11:18 PM
So this is your contribution to the ST race war?

I also disagree with your assessment of basketball as one for the blacks. Naismith was definitely white, black people just evolved over time as the superior species when it comes to basketball IMO.

Avante
09-25-2013, 12:04 AM
So this is your contribution to the ST race war?

I also disagree with your assessment of basketball as one for the blacks. Naismith was definitely white, black people just evolved over time as the superior species when it comes to basketball IMO.

Everything has been done....right?

Take the blacks out of basketball and it's dead. Nobody wants to see a bunch of white cats trying to run and jump.

Avante
09-25-2013, 12:33 AM
I'd pay to see that! :lol I would also like to see an all honky basketball game. Honky All Star Game

What chance would...

Larry Bird
Bill Walton
John Stockdon
Rick Berry
John Havilicheck

vs

Kareem Abdul Jabbar
LeBron James
Magic
MJ
Kobe

ChumpDumper
09-25-2013, 12:37 AM
Terrible thread. Easy for avante to post while he is hiding.

Avante
09-25-2013, 12:54 AM
I'll type slower Avante. An A L L. W H I T E ( HONKY) G A M E! Imagine the layups and three pointers.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Avante
09-25-2013, 01:00 AM
Serious Question....

If you were gay would you want a black guy or white guy?

Only a fag would ask a question like that.

Avante
09-25-2013, 01:04 AM
Can you just please answer the question?

I don;t talk to fags.

CuckingFunt
09-25-2013, 01:06 AM
Nobody wants to see a bunch of white cats trying to run and jump.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKwEqxPQYw#t=18

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=white+cats+playing&oq=white+cats+playing&gs_l=youtube.3..0j0i5.6619.13077.0.13470.15.14.0.0 .0.0.461.4095.2-9j4j1.14.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.YTMzN2182EA

Avante
09-25-2013, 01:08 AM
Dude I'm not a fag. I'm just saying IF you WERE gay which color do you like?

If I were gay I'd be so fucked up I'd take whoever could afford me.

Avante
09-25-2013, 01:10 AM
My Nigga.

That was stupid.

DJR210
09-25-2013, 01:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKwEqxPQYw#t=18

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=white+cats+playing&oq=white+cats+playing&gs_l=youtube.3..0j0i5.6619.13077.0.13470.15.14.0.0 .0.0.461.4095.2-9j4j1.14.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.YTMzN2182EA

Thanks for the vid, highly (literally) enjoyed it.

cantthinkofanything
09-25-2013, 05:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIKwEqxPQYw#t=18

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=white+cats+playing&oq=white+cats+playing&gs_l=youtube.3..0j0i5.6619.13077.0.13470.15.14.0.0 .0.0.461.4095.2-9j4j1.14.0...0.0...1ac.1.11.youtube.YTMzN2182EA

I like how they featured the Snow Cats more than the dark one. They seemed...smarter.

lebomb
09-25-2013, 08:05 AM
Nevermind........... LOL

Technique
09-25-2013, 08:13 AM
Worlds strongest men - white
Worlds most lethal and elite tactical forces - white (Spetznaz, Navy Seals)
Worlds smartest chaos mathematicians and scientists - white
Worlds most intellectually gifted in activities such as chess - white

That was easy

lebomb
09-25-2013, 08:18 AM
Worlds strongest men - white
Worlds most lethal and elite tactical forces - white (Spetznaz, Navy Seals)
Worlds smartest chaos mathematicians and scientists - white
Worlds most intellectually gifted in activities such as chess - white

That was easy

Worlds worst serial killer - White
Most Pedos - White
Most Racist - White
Most Cash - Arab
Most Broke - Niggras

I. Hustle
09-25-2013, 09:06 AM
Paying for shemale prostitutes - Avante
Painting himslef into a corner - Avante
Being hypocritical - Avante
Wanting to be a chick to experience getting boned - Avante

Clipper Nation
09-25-2013, 09:24 AM
Track and field = faggots
Blues music = faggots
Wrestling = faggots
Almanac lists = faggots
Being horrible at betting = faggots
Throwing one's son under the bus = faggots

El Chorizo
09-25-2013, 09:25 AM
Tamales = Brown
Zoot Suit = Brown
Low Rider = Brown

Chingo Bling
09-25-2013, 09:53 AM
Tamales = Brown
Zoot Suit = Brown
Low Rider = Brown

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt141/esejoker13/TheTamaleKingpin.jpg

xmas1997
09-25-2013, 10:57 AM
blues...black
country...white
rap...black
punk...white
classical..white
reggae...black
R&B...black
rockabilly...white
soul...black
boxing...black
basketbal..black
NASCAR...white
swimming...white
sprinting...black
dancing...black
hockey...white
powerlifting...white
pole vault...white
long jump...black
jazz...black
javelin..white
shot put...white
triple jump...black (hmmm?)
high jump...white (hmmm?)

So the score is..

white..12
black...12

Obviously one of the most bigoted narrow minded ignorant posts I've ever read in this forum!
And he is clearly obsessed with homosexuality.
Possibly a closet homophobic gay!

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 11:17 AM
Worlds strongest men - white
Worlds most lethal and elite tactical forces - white (Spetznaz, Navy Seals)
Worlds smartest chaos mathematicians and scientists - white
Worlds most intellectually gifted in activities such as chess - white

That was easy

Pants - white

xmas1997
09-25-2013, 11:33 AM
Snow - white
Although a case could be made for yellow.:lol

Worlds sexiest women - brown, ............ unless they don't take care of themselves!

I. Hustle
09-25-2013, 12:47 PM
Obviously one of the most bigoted narrow minded ignorant posts I've ever read in this forum!
And he is clearly obsessed with homosexuality.
Possibly a closet homophobic gay!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1279806/u-mad-o.gif

cantthinkofanything
09-25-2013, 12:53 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1279806/u-mad-o.gif

Holy fuck

xmas1997
09-25-2013, 01:11 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1279806/u-mad-o.gif

:wow

This guy should be in scary movies!

Technique
09-25-2013, 02:12 PM
Pants - white

That was a zinger

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 02:14 PM
:tu

Avante
09-25-2013, 03:47 PM
Track and field = faggots
Blues music = faggots
Wrestling = faggots
Almanac lists = faggots
Being horrible at betting = faggots
Throwing one's son under the bus = faggots

leech
dummy
never do anything yourself
shallow
follower
don't want to ever learn anything
always negative
always grumpy like some old bitch

Yep, you're a real winner alright.

Avante
09-25-2013, 03:52 PM
No Mexican, Asian or white cat could ever...

9TyzAAwJnIw

Avante
09-25-2013, 03:59 PM
Amazing song. Black people are freakin AWESOME!

In 1942 Alan Lomax was roaming the south looking to record whoever had some talent for the Library of Congress, so while in Clarksdale Miss he came upon a church....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIq82Ak1w4A&noredirect=1

cantthinkofanything
09-25-2013, 04:00 PM
Amazing song. Black people are freakin AWESOME!

Yes...just fucking AWESOME

fJ_3D1M_vU8

Avante
09-25-2013, 04:03 PM
OK Avante I'm going to ask you to open your mind just a bit and check this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR4f2rI--qE

Badass tune when you're 17,and haven't figured shit out yet.

Avante
09-25-2013, 04:15 PM
My father played guitar in this band. No bullshit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ozoJw6fnqQ

It tooks me years to finally warm up to bluegrass, there we find some of the most talented of all musicians.

Lomax discoveredd this guy in 1941, recorded him right there in Stovall Plantation on his front porch.

DCL_LpOlTYA

cantthinkofanything
09-25-2013, 04:27 PM
here's some amazing blue grass...

MPOHq8XF2Zs

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 04:33 PM
Badass tune when you're 17,and haven't figured shit out yet.

So, when you have things "figured out", you listen to Ray Lamontagne?

ChumpDumper
09-25-2013, 04:43 PM
So, when you have things "figured out", you listen to Ray Lamontagne?
:lol

Avante
09-25-2013, 04:46 PM
So, when you have things "figured out", you listen to Ray Lamontagne?

What you do is learn where it all came from, actually listen to the origins of it all. Then it's real easy to weed out the garbage.

You'd mix Lamontagne with...

Jack Johnson
Marc Cohn
Chris Isaak
Paul Weller
John Hiatt
Damien Rice

and...

c_6egYg_Sf4

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 04:50 PM
What you do is learn where it all came from, actually listen to the origins of it all. Then it's real easy to weed out the garbage.

You'd mix Lamontagne with...

Jack Johnson - sucks
Marc Cohn - ugh
Chris Isaak - nice guy, but boring, vanilla, unoriginal
Paul Weller - I thought you didn't like punk
John Hiatt - great songwriter

and...

c_6egYg_Sf4

That mix sounds like a recipe for a good nap.

Avante
09-25-2013, 04:53 PM
That mix sounds like a recipe for a good nap.

While not a nap, a mellow flow was the goal.

Add some Kelly Joe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clnMRT-VK74&noredirect=1

So who is he covering?

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 04:54 PM
Robert Johnson unnecessarily.

Avante
09-25-2013, 04:59 PM
Robert Johnson unnecessarily.

I get the feeling you really don't get...it.

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 05:04 PM
I get the feeling you really don't get...it.

That doesn't mean anything to me. I would rather listen to Robert Johnson than some boring white dude cover Robert Johnson. It's not a difficult concept.

ChumpDumper
09-25-2013, 05:07 PM
No one cares about mix cassette tapes played in trucks while driving drunk.

Avante
09-25-2013, 05:08 PM
That doesn't mean anything to me. I would rather listen to Robert Johnson than some boring white dude cover Robert Johnson. It's not a difficult concept.

It's real obvious you know..0...about Kelly Joe Phelps.

So tell me who do you consider the...must listen...?

cantthinkofanything
09-25-2013, 05:10 PM
It's real obvious you know..0...about Kelly Joe Phelps.

So tell me who do you consider the...must listen...?

any list has to start with Poopshoot Magoo

ohmwrecker
09-25-2013, 05:16 PM
It's real obvious you know..0...about Kelly Joe Phelps.

Right. Like I told you on the other thread . . . I know who he is and his music doesn't do much for me.


So tell me who do you consider the...must listen...?

If you mean, who would I recommend to you . . . nobody. However, here are tons of musicians and bands I would recommend to someone more open minded.

Avante
09-25-2013, 05:18 PM
any list has to start with Poopshoot Magoo

Poopshot Magoo was born Isacc Convington in Hutchison Missouri n 1903, his dad was retired Army. Dad also played mandolin in a local jug band...King Manley and His Jug Blowers. Isacc grew up listening to the music. As you know Poopshots signature song was the classic.."I Got No Teasin' Brown Anymore"...was a big hit regionally and the biggest hit Black Robe Records ever had. Poopshot died in prison in 1943, he was there for ice picking the ice man to death, thought he was chillin' with his wife.

xmas1997
09-25-2013, 06:36 PM
That doesn't mean anything to me. I would rather listen to Robert Johnson than some boring white dude cover Robert Johnson. It's not a difficult concept.


It is going to be real hard to beat an innovator like Robert Johnson no matter what color you are.

Avante
09-25-2013, 06:45 PM
It is going to be real hard to beat an innovator like Robert Johnson no matter what color you are.

Robert Johnson was/is on a whole other level. His sound is unlike anything else ever heard before or since.

cantthinkofanything
09-26-2013, 03:26 PM
Poopshot Magoo was born Isacc Convington in Hutchison Missouri n 1903, his dad was retired Army. Dad also played mandolin in a local jug band...King Manley and His Jug Blowers. Isacc grew up listening to the music. As you know Poopshots signature song was the classic.."I Got No Teasin' Brown Anymore"...was a big hit regionally and the biggest hit Black Robe Records ever had. Poopshot died in prison in 1943, he was there for ice picking the ice man to death, thought he was chillin' with his wife.

It's "Poopshoot", not "Poopshot"...imbecile.

Avante
09-26-2013, 03:33 PM
It's "Poopshoot", not "Poopshot"...imbecile.

There was no Poopshoot Magoo moron, but there was a Poopshot.

Clipper Nation
09-26-2013, 03:42 PM
No, there was also a Poopshoot Magoo.... he's really obscure, though, it's a shame you couldn't find him on Google, tbh.... easily the best pre-war blues ever made....

cantthinkofanything
09-26-2013, 03:54 PM
No, there was also a Poopshoot Magoo.... he's really obscure, though, it's a shame you couldn't find him on Google, tbh.... easily the best pre-war blues ever made....

Google...not for me...I just know this stuff...the real bluesmen are those you can't find on the internet...nope...you just would have had to be lucky enough to know someone who knew someone who knew about those guys...the guys that didn't make records because...well...they didn't have access to any type of recorder...only way you'd ever hear their music? yes...you'd have to know someone who could play it

As to Poopshoot, they say he was the first to ever play the E7 on the 7th fret.

Avante
09-26-2013, 03:58 PM
No, there was also a Poopshoot Magoo.... he's really obscure, though, it's a shame you couldn't find him on Google, tbh.... easily the best pre-war blues ever made....

Dude, there is bluesman I;m not aware of.....trust me!

Avante
09-26-2013, 03:59 PM
Google...not for me...I just know this stuff...the real bluesmen are those you can't find on the internet...nope...you just would have had to be lucky enough to know someone who knew someone who knew about those guys...the guys that didn't make records because...well...they didn't have access to any type of recorder...only way you'd ever hear their music? yes...you'd have to know someone who could play it

As to Poopshoot, they say he was the first to ever play the E7 on the 7th fret.

There was no Poopshoot Magoo.

cantthinkofanything
09-26-2013, 04:00 PM
Dude, there is bluesman I;m not aware of.....trust me!

It's nice for you to finally admit it

Avante
09-26-2013, 04:02 PM
It's nice for you to finally admit it

Why the silly kid stuff?

cantthinkofanything
09-26-2013, 04:04 PM
There was no Poopshoot Magoo.

Paste

(actually, I'm copying this out of an old blues magazine, "Negros That Played Blues")

Poopshoot Magoo - lived life in obscurity but widely recognized as the father of the E7 chord on the 7th fret and well as the pioneer of two hand tapping. While most of his music was left unnamed, he has been credited with writing "Boozy Britches" and "Snuggle Bear Blues".

Avante
09-26-2013, 04:06 PM
Paste

(actually, I'm copying this out of an old blues magazine, "Negros That Played Blues")

Poopshoot Magoo - lived life in obscurity but widely recognized as the father of the E7 chord on the 7th fret and well as the pioneer of two hand tapping. While most of his music was left unnamed, he has been credited with writing "Boozy Britches" and "Snuggle Bear Blues".

Little man, Blind Moses recorded both those songs in 1926 while doing time in Angola prison. He wrote them. So why the crap?

DMC
09-26-2013, 10:01 PM
Little man, Blind Moses recorded both those songs in 1926 while doing time in Angola prison. He wrote them. So why the crap?

Sounds like Mouse talking to himself again.

Avante
09-27-2013, 03:07 AM
Sounds like Mouse talking to himself again.

Trust me small fry Mouse has no clue who....

Pig Norwood
Slim Duckett
Sunnyland Slim
Slim Harpo
Memphis Slim
Lightnin' Slim
Slim Barton
Guitar Slim
Pegleg Howell
Peanut the Kidnapper
Hogman Maxey
Tangle Eye
Cat Iron
The Two Po' Boys
Kid Bailey
Scrapper Blackwell
Little Hat Jones

...were.

cantthinkofanything
09-27-2013, 10:26 AM
Trust me small fry Mouse has no clue who....

Pig Norwood
Slim Duckett
Sunnyland Slim
Slim Harpo
Memphis Slim
Lightnin' Slim
Slim Barton
Guitar Slim
Pegleg Howell
Peanut the Kidnapper
Hogman Maxey
Tangle Eye
Cat Iron
The Two Po' Boys
Kid Bailey
Scrapper Blackwell
Little Hat Jones

...were.

snicker...your troll is showing

Avante
09-27-2013, 12:39 PM
snicker...your troll is showing

We are all trolls.

THEGOAT
06-01-2014, 01:08 PM
Still