Pop pulling Tim Duncan change EVERYTHING.

[Kool Bob Love]

:depressed

Tim Duncan's defense was clutch.

TD stop Lebron TWICE to lead to rebounds to Manu who push the lead to 5 points with 28 seconds to go.

Then out of a time out Pop pulled Tim and the rest is history.

[Skull-1]

:depressed

Tim Duncan's defense was clutch.

TD stop Lebron TWICE to lead to rebounds to Manu who push the lead to 5 points with 28 seconds to go.

Then out of a time out Pop pulled Tim and the rest is history.

[Leetonidas]

I'm an alpha male

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?


And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't Fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.


And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fagging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.

[Skull-1]

That's right straight out of the Marine Corps legend about Jody...

[Skull-1]

From one of my favorite websites, Terminal Lance. http://terminallance.com/2010/11/16/terminal-lance-81-myths-and-legends-iii/

According to Urban Dictionary, this is why the anonymous male figure *ucking your wife and/or girlfriend is named “Jody”:

In the Marines, a “Jody” is a generalized term meaning: any man who stays home while everyone else goes to war. He gets to enjoy all the things the Marines are missing, more specifically the Marine’s girlfriend back at home while the Marine is away on active duty. The reason that they’re called Jody specifically dates back to black soldiers in WWII. They took a character from old blues songs named Joe the Grinder (or Joe D. Grinder) who would steal the ladies of inmates and soldiers, and clipped his name to Jody.

I personally have never actually heard the explanation for the nick-name. However, it is common knowledge: Jody is at home banging your wife right now. That’s right, Jody. There’s nothing you can do about Jody; he is your girlfriend’s friend at work–the funny one, he’s your soon-to-be-ex-best friend, he’s the guy at the bar that doesn’t care that she’s taken. Jody is all around you, and he is thus a proper Marine Corps Myth and Legend to behold.

[Budkin]

The moon landing was faked.

[Skull-1]

The moon landing was faked. Funny thing is I have flown three men who walked on the moon. Faking it would have been harder than making it real. :) Love the take.

[PlayNando]

France put the first man on the moon in 1957.

The Americans covered it up.

[Skull-1]

France put the first man on the moon in 1957.

The Americans covered it up. Time to ignore the troll, folks. If you didn't do it already, that is.

[PlayNando]

Time to ignore the troll, folks. If you didn't do it already, that is.
It's not my fault that you gringos can't accept the truth.

[Arcadian]

That was our mother fucking title. We shant rest til we take back what's rightfully ours.

[capek]

"Pop pulling Tim Duncan change EVERYTHING"

Certainly turned this forum to shit.

[romain.star]

That was our mother fucking title. We shant rest til we take back what's rightfully ours.

Chill out dude. We won't do shit because we are not NBA players.

[TheGreatYacht]

"Pop pulling Tim Duncan change EVERYTHING"

Certainly turned this forum to shit.Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to shit. They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manutards rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.

[xmas1997]

Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to shit. They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manutards rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.

How long have you had this reading comprehension problem, as long as your OCD?
No one has blamed you or SBM for what happened with the Spurs.
We have blamed you for your unrealistic obsession, however.
Get it right, or better yet, GTFO!

[dbreiden83080]

We'll never know it's over..

It hurts my brain to think about this shit again..

[Bill_Brasky]

if you can't get over this yet kill yourself. your life obviously fucking sucks if you can't get over a basketball game from 3 months ago.

[look_at_g_shred]

if you can't get over this yet kill yourself. your life obviously fucking sucks if you can't get over a basketball game from 3 months ago.

[xmas1997]

if you can't get over this yet kill yourself. your life obviously fucking sucks if you can't get over a basketball game from 3 months ago.

[Arcadian]

Chill out dude. We won't do shit because we are not NBA players.

This is true.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to shit. They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manutards rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.

LOL. Still posting the same useless shit you were 3 months ago.

[TheGreatYacht]

LOL. Still posting the same useless shit you were 3 months ago.LOL. Spurs still suffering the consequences of signing washed up TOSB Manu to a $14.5M by settling for crumbs. FO is trying to decide between a guy w/scrub stats Sam Young and a past his prime Corey Maggette all thanks to Manu who should be RETIRED by now.

[xmas1997]

LOL. Spurs still suffering the consequences of signing washed up TOSB Manu to a $14.5M by settling for crumbs. FO is trying to decide between a guy w/scrub stats Sam Young and a past his prime Corey Maggette all thanks to Manu who should be RETIRED by now.


:lol
I hope you have dreams about Manu every night, it would serve you right!

[dallasmaverickslose]

LOL. Spurs still suffering the consequences of signing washed up TOSB Manu to a $14.5M by settling for crumbs. FO is trying to decide between a guy w/scrub stats Sam Young and a past his prime Corey Maggette all thanks to Manu who should be RETIRED by now.

Oh I forgot. You're a highly experienced NBA gm and thus we should listen to your judgement on everything.

[Sean Cagney]

France put the first man on the moon in 1957.

The Americans covered it up.

They also made the mistake of letting you be a poster on this board with that name and the shit you spew :rolleyes

[PlayNando]

They also made the mistake of letting you be a poster on this board with that name and the shit you spew :rolleyes
No.

[Skull-1]

LOL. Spurs still suffering the consequences of signing washed up TOSB Manu to a $14.5M by settling for crumbs. FO is trying to decide between a guy w/scrub stats Sam Young and a past his prime Corey Maggette all thanks to Manu who should be RETIRED by now. "Operation 'Hispanic Outreach' must continue." - Author Unknown

[Skull-1]

They also made the mistake of letting you be a poster on this board with that name and the shit you spew :rolleyes

[Skull-1]

How long have you had this reading comprehension problem, as long as your OCD?
No one has blamed you or SBM for what happened with the Spurs.
We have blamed you for your unrealistic obsession, however.
Get it right, or better yet, GTFO!
He was referring to being blamed for the site going downhill in the post he quoted... :rolleyes

[xmas1997]

He was referring to being blamed for the site going downhill in the post he quoted... :rolleyes

I know.
But most everyone WAS blaming him for why this site went down.
When he posts decent takes and/or opinions, whether he is agreed with or not, most of us acknowledge it. I know I do.
I have on many occasions, and the last time was just this week.
However, when he persists with saying the exact same thing (we know by heart now what that is:lol) constantly, and over and over again, then it brings down the whole forum.
He made his point not only the first time, but every time, and in every single thread no matter what the topic of the thread was.
We read it the first time, and some of us agreed, in fact, even I agreed, but then after about the tenth time of saying the same exact thing, it gets irritating, and even if you wanted to sympathize, by that time you are ready to disagree on principal if nothing else just to get the guy to shut the hell up. :lol
That invariably leads to him making the "tard or sucker" baseless accusations, and that tends to come across as rather insulting, which in turn leads to the bashing back and forth, which ultimately makes us both look juvenile and foolish.

You know of what I speak of because the same thing happened to you and I until we both realized that the only ones we were making a fool of was ourselves.
Skull, I am sincerely not trying to be insulting to you, rather, I am trying to explain this in as rational a manner, and be as non-flaming as I can be.
I get no pleasure insulting people. I prefer intelligent rational discussions and/or debates where all concerned keep open minds. That way we might both be capable of learning something, and maybe even something we never considered before.
Most of us do that here, we agree to be able to disagree without all the insults attached.
That is the classy way that I, for one, like to think we Spur fans are, and that sets us apart from other teams fans and forums.
For me, that allows me to gain the most information, which is why I come to any particular forum in the first place, and not to flame or show how good I am at casting insults.

[Skull-1]

I know.
But most everyone WAS blaming him for why this site went down.
When he posts decent takes and/or opinions, whether he is agreed with or not, most of us acknowledge it. I know I do.
I have on many occasions, and the last time was just this week.
However, when he persists with saying the exact same thing (we know by heart now what that is:lol) constantly, and over and over again, then it brings down the whole forum.
He made his point not only the first time, but every time, and in every single thread no matter what the topic of the thread was.
We read it the first time, and some of us agreed, in fact, even I agreed, but then after about the tenth time of saying the same exact thing, it gets irritating, and even if you wanted to sympathize, by that time you are ready to disagree on principal if nothing else just to get the guy to shut the hell up. :lol
That invariably leads to him making the "tard or sucker" baseless accusations, and that tends to come across as rather insulting, which in turn leads to the bashing back and forth, which ultimately makes us both look juvenile and foolish.

You know of what I speak of because the same thing happened to you and I until we both realized that the only ones we were making a fool of was ourselves.
Skull, I am sincerely not trying to be insulting to you, rather, I am trying to explain this in as rational a manner, and be as non-flaming as I can be.
I get no pleasure insulting people. I prefer intelligent rational discussions and/or debates where all concerned keep open minds. That way we might both be capable of learning something, and maybe even something we never considered before.
Most of us do that here, we agree to be able to disagree without all the insults attached.
That is the classy way that I, for one, like to think we Spur fans are, and that sets us apart from other teams fans and forums.
For me, that allows me to gain the most information, which is why I come to any particular forum in the first place, and not to flame or show how good I am at casting insults. You would be easier to read with some para spacing, PLEASE. My point was you tried to make him look foolish by taking him out of context. That happens all the time here and needs to stop.

[xmas1997]

You would be easier to read with some para spacing, PLEASE. My point was you tried to make him look foolish by taking him out of context. That happens all the time here and needs to stop.

I agree, it does happen all the time.
But I went back and read his post and the ones preceding it.
I saw nothing that I took out of context.
However, in the event that I did, and just don't see it, maybe you can explain.
I will keep an open mind.
And I will try to para space better in the future, thanks for the tip.

[Skull-1]

Saying "we didn't blame you for the Spurs' failures" when that wasn't his reference.

[xmas1997]

Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to shit. They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manutards rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.


How long have you had this reading comprehension problem, as long as your OCD?
No one has blamed you or SBM for what happened with the Spurs.
We have blamed you for your unrealistic obsession, however.
Get it right, or better yet, GTFO!


Saying "we didn't blame you for the Spurs' failures" when that wasn't his reference.

Skull, this, the bold part, is what I was replying to, and my bold part is what I said.
Is that taking it out of context?
If in your opinion it is, then how?

[Skull-1]

Skull, this, the bold part, is what I was replying to, and my bold part is what I said.
Is that taking it out of context?
If in your opinion it is, then how?I took the last line in the TGY quote to refer to the sentence after EXACTLY...because of the post he quoted.

[xmas1997]

"Pop pulling Tim Duncan change EVERYTHING"

Certainly turned this forum to shit.


Exactly. Blame Pop and Manu for turning this forum to shit. They are the ones most responsible for costing us the championship. Of course all the Popsuckers and Manutards rather blame ppl like SBM and myself.


How long have you had this reading comprehension problem, as long as your OCD?
No one has blamed you or SBM for what happened with the Spurs.
We have blamed you for your unrealistic obsession, however.
Get it right, or better yet, GTFO!


I took the last line in the TGY quote to refer to the sentence after EXACTLY...because of the post he quoted.

Ok, I see where you're coming from, but I still think my criticism is apt simply because no one was actually blaming TGY for what happened with Pop or Manu as he said in his last sentence.

Where TGY gets blame or criticism or whatever you wish to call it, comes directly from his obsession with Manu and Pop, and the obsession with the constant cramming that point down people's throats. That, and mainly that, IMHO is why he is blamed for screwing up this forum!

If, like most of us, he would have stated his opinion and then allowed others to decide for themselves, he might have found that most of us agreed with him to a certain extent. I did at first.
There have been lots of really good points made disputing his opinion, and there have been lousy ones made too.

My contention and accusation was his obsession with casting blame in every other sentence in his posts always said the same thing. It can only be an obsession because no matter how hurt or pissed off you are, too much is too much.

He, and others with similar viewpoints, would have been a whole lot more credible if he had stated his opinion no more than at the most a few times, but not in every single thread even when that thread had nothing to do with his contention.

And for sure, he should have left the insults at home. That convinces no one, the "tards and suckers" comments, just because he was disagreed with. That is childish. And all that does is make others more steadfast in defending themselves.
Besides, it flat isn't the classy way to do things.

[Obstructed_View]

Oh I forgot. You're a highly experienced NBA gm and thus we should listen to your judgement on everything.

There are a lot of people who aren't highly experienced NBA coaches who would have agreed that taking your best player out of the game with 30 seconds to go in the finals wasn't a great idea.

[dallasmaverickslose]

There are a lot of people who aren't highly experienced NBA coaches who would have agreed that taking your best player out of the game with 30 seconds to go in the finals wasn't a great idea.

That wasn't my point.

[Obstructed_View]

That wasn't my point.

Your point implied that an opinion on this message board isn't valid if it doesn't come from someone with NBA work history. My point is that a valid take is a valid take. You're welcome to disagree, but it's pretty retarded to call out someone for not being an NBA GM, as I don't think one has ever posted on this website.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Your point implied that an opinion on this message board isn't valid if it doesn't come from someone with NBA work history. My point is that a valid take is a valid take. You're welcome to disagree, but it's pretty retarded to call out someone for not being an NBA GM, as I don't think one has ever posted on this website.

Still not my point.

[Skull-1]

Your point implied that an opinion on this message board isn't valid if it doesn't come from someone with NBA work history. My point is that a valid take is a valid take. You're welcome to disagree, but it's pretty retarded to call out someone for not being an NBA GM, as I don't think one has ever posted on this website.

[dallasmaverickslose]

lol

[PlayNando]

So many moronic posters on this forum.

[dallasmaverickslose]

So many moronic posters on this forum.


http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

[PlayNando]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg
Skull-1, The Great Yacht, Axegrinder, and Silverblackwanker form the Moron Brigade.

[dallasmaverickslose]

Skull-1, The Great Yacht, Axegrinder. and Silverblackwanker form the Moron Brigade.

kobyz, phyzik, and houston spurs fan as honorable mentions. Probably should put SA210 in there as well.

[Skull-1]

kobyz, phyzik, and houston spurs fan as honorable mentions. Probably should put SA210 in there as well.


Why aren't all these guys on my friend list yet? If you and dill hole playnandouche don't like them then that means they are excellent posters...

[silverblk mystix]

Why aren't all these guys on my friend list yet? If you and dill hole playnandouche don't like them then that means they are excellent posters...