Don Jon

[Rogue]

Don't get why people like that movie so much. I haven't watched it yet because there's been no download available on thepiratebay, but according to the trailer(s) and the plot, I fathom that it is a rather boring movie. That "Don Jon" dude, Joseph Levitt, is just another big sissy pervert that somehow swindled his way to my goddess's bed, like Ribisi who acted as Charlotte's husband in Lost in Translation.

Good thing is that the film has increased my goddess's rank on IMDB dramatically. From top 25 last month all the way up to #5 two weeks ago, then #3 last week and now the #1. I'm not sure if my goddess novel series has also contributed to the boost of her popularity but I'm glad anyway


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0424060/

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/dnoln.jpg

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/pQ3nU9C.gif

[Rogue]

http://i.imgur.com/pQ3nU9C.gif
my goddess once said, “My hidden talent? I don’t keep any of my talents hidden! With me it’s like, ‘Hey, look what I can do!’” She's also a professional model so she was just showing off her modeling talents imho

[2pac > Kobe]

u know she ate shit and sacrificed babys to get famous right? id still hit it tho

[Dude]

I'd smash.

[AchillesHeel]

http://i.imgur.com/pQ3nU9C.gif

God damn it...

[Rogue]

u know she ate shit and sacrificed babys to get famous right? id still hit it tho

My goddess never ate shit. She probably sacrificed some unborn babies to stay in shape for the sake of her career but I think that's exactly what the smartest people do. A female celebrity may have her first baby in her late 30s or even 40s which's not uncommon, like my former favorite Halle Berry, and that's also why I've chosen to be a celibate. It'd be a waste of talent if she stayed out for a year something bearing a baby, and a year without no new films of hers would be a disaster to me and all her 3 billion fans in world wide

[Rogue]

http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/8985852/Don_Jon_2013_DVDRip_XviD-THC

Download is available now on thepiratebay, hope this time it doesn't fail. I began downloading it earlier this evening and nearly getting it done, and the speed has been much better than I expected.

[DJR210]

I could think of a dozen better ways to risk a copyright infringement warning from your ISP than to get this gay ass shit.

[Rogue]

I've already downloaded two "Don Jon" films and they both cipher-protected, like, you can't open the damn file whatever player you use :ihit: hacking nerds need to work hard and crack this shit before it gets cold tbh

[DJR210]

I've already downloaded two "Don Jon" films and they both cipher-protected, like, you can't open the damn file whatever player you use :ihit: hacking nerds need to work hard and crack this shit before it gets cold tbh

VLC doesnt work?

[HI-FI]

Rogue let us know if it's any good. so far the trailers look stupid. guy gets tons of ass, meets SCarlett, yet can't make relationship work because he has porn problems. that's a plot worth financing? I'd rather watch Scarlett taking it in the ass for an hour and a half.

[Rogue]

I haven't even watched the trailer and that Levitt guy looks just as sissy and stupid like Ribisi, and the movie is directed/written by him. So even if the movie sucks major asses, it is predictable, but I'm still gonna watch it anyway as soon as possible because my goddess plays a good deal of time in it. I love every movie that has my goddess in and I've downloaded a total of 25 movies of hers by now, but if you replace my goddess with another actress in those films, then the Avengers and IronMan would be possibly the only movies of the 25 that I'm still gonna watch because I'm also a fan of my nigga Downey, and I wouldn't give a shit about those drama/romance films.

[Rogue]

downloaded it from thepiratebay yesterday and had just skimmed it. shit was spanish-voiced but it doesn't matter at all, I just wanna watch my goddess, and I felt the compulsion to slam that pervert Levitt's face with a hard brick every time I saw it.

[01Snake]

Too bad she sucks Obama's dick.

[Suspect]

forgot about this movie, should be a decent ENGLISH version out on piratebay out, if not ill just hit the theaters up

[Rogue]

the voice conversation in the movie wouldn't make sense to you either way, however, no matter it's english or español

[Biernutz]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Gifffs1234/sj.gif

[Rogue]

^ You checkmated me, bro, I have no idea which movie it is from tbh.

[lefty]

^ You checkmated me, bro, I have no idea which movie it is from tbh.

Lies

It was you perv. pretending to walk in by accident

[Biernutz]

Rouge got a photo with Scarlett......................................

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/beta.jpg

[Rogue]

^ :lmao

thread bumped :toast