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mouse
07-22-2005, 11:32 PM
Can't you folks see that KEDA is lonely? what is it going to take for some of you in here to step up to the plate and help this man out?

I thought everyone in here , helped each other out in the time of need? Just Like Jim50 helped Duff with cash, and how Kori and LJ helped me out with food and cash? why should a blow job be any different? what happened to the REAL CLUB I used to know? This place has let me down big time.

I will not forget this....................

Zombie
07-22-2005, 11:37 PM
What's the 20 on free blowjobs? :spin

spurschick
07-22-2005, 11:38 PM
Well, if you're such a good friend, why don't you step up and put the kneepads on?

SpursFanDan
07-22-2005, 11:39 PM
Well, if you're such a good friend, why don't you step up and put the kneepads on?

burned

AFE7FATMAN
07-22-2005, 11:39 PM
rack ^^^^^^

3rdCoast
07-22-2005, 11:51 PM
Can't you folks see that KEDA is lonely? what is it going to take for some of you in here to step up to thre plate and help this man out?

I thought everyone in here , helped each other out in the time of need? Just Like Jim50 helped Duff with cash, and how Kori and LJ helped me out with food and cash? why should a blow job be any different? what happened to the REAL CLUB I used to know? This place has let me down big time.

I will not forget this....................


Mouse is the king of the internet.

Every day this dude makes me laugh more and more.

mouse
07-22-2005, 11:54 PM
Well, if you're such a good friend, why don't you step up and put the kneepads on?


I tried,really I did! Apparently he's not into brunettes. and my hair is brown. he told me he likes only Blondes. If only your curtains matched your carpet.

spurschick
07-23-2005, 12:46 AM
I tried,really I did! Apparently he's not into brunettes. and my hair is brown. he told me he likes only Blondes. If only your curtains matched your carpet.

What little you know...

mouse
07-23-2005, 01:19 AM
What little you know...

Sorry my bad...that's the word on the streets.............if it's not true? sorry! my bad........maybe you can prove me wrong with a pic.

I am sure some of the youg boys of the Club can use some waxing material tonight. everyone loves a good MILF picture, I would ask my wife but she's not a MILF, she's more like a MILK she's 280 pounds of big white cow! And I have to MILK dat shit once a week so I can play on the PC all day, Bottom-Line she is not waxing material, on the other hand? your what we call Hot wax. :smokin

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-23-2005, 01:22 AM
__what does it take to get a blow job around here?__


I don't know what it takes, but I'll ask your mom when she's done. :lol

mouse
07-23-2005, 01:31 AM
I don't know what it takes, but I'll ask your mom when she's done. :lol


You go boy ! Wax dat shit all night. her make love long Time ...:lmao

You must be a true Jap , anyone else who's eyes are at least half way open would know better than to tag that ugly old ass bitch, knock yourself out brah,

In fact? Wax dat shit all night. all I ask from your Lay Choy ass is please.......

Just make sure you don't put to much starch in my jeans this time.

Ps: Are you done fixing My Sony MP3 player?

AFE7FATMAN
07-23-2005, 01:41 AM
Go Mouse Go ^^^^^^

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-23-2005, 01:43 AM
You go boy ! Wax dat shit all night. her make love long Time ...:lmao

You must be a true Jap , anyone else who's eyes are at least half way open would know better than to tag that ugly old ass bitch, knock yourself out brah,

In fact? Wax dat shit all night. all I ask from your Lay Choy ass is please.......

Just make sure you don't put to much starch in my jeans this time.

Ps: Are you done fixing My Sony MP3 player?

Are you done mowing my lawn?

mouse
07-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Are you done mowing my lawn?

Let me get done with your wifes Bush :lmao

KEDA
07-23-2005, 09:38 AM
OMFG

this is the funniest shit I have read in a long time!!

and yes, Mouse did try but his goatee was tickling my sack, so he had to go!

But I do appreciate the effort on Mouses part!

GrandeDavid
07-23-2005, 09:45 AM
Mouse, I've met your lady and she's definitely not 280 lbs. She's a nice, sweet lady who has a high tolerance for daily reruns of the Memorial Day Miracle and other Spurs highlights, not to mention calls to radio talk show. Everyone, Mouse is a the biggest Spurs fan in hiding. Mouse, why don't you send your friend to one of the San Antonio ho houses masked as a massage parlor? I read a report once that there are lots in San Antonio. Or you could road trip to Nuevo Laredo, although I'd recommend against that unless you guys don't mind getting kidnapped, held for ransom, then shot anyway. Okay, how about just purchasing a porno movie for him and a Mouse-specialty blow up doll?

Or he can clean up his act and try to actually meet a nice, horny woman all by himself.

Good luck!

GrandeDavid
07-23-2005, 09:48 AM
Mouse, but remember, its the man's job to make the woman interested.

Summers
07-23-2005, 01:08 PM
Or he can clean up his act and try to actually meet a nice, horny woman all by himself.

Good luck!

I've been married too long... Is it really that hard to get laid these days? :lol Maybe spurs talk needs a personals forum.

bigzak25
07-23-2005, 01:18 PM
Is it really that hard to get laid these days? :lol



said the woman. :lol

since when is it hard for a woman to get laid? :lmao

Summers
07-23-2005, 01:20 PM
said the woman. :lol

since when is it hard for a woman to get laid? :lmao

I hadn't thought of that. :lol

mouse
07-23-2005, 01:56 PM
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid?

I take it you never met ladySpur. :lmao

bigzak25
07-23-2005, 02:04 PM
RACK. :lol

mouse
07-23-2005, 02:06 PM
Hey BigSnack, can your car make it to Houston?

Spam
07-23-2005, 04:47 PM
Become President and the blow jobs will come.

SpursWoman
07-23-2005, 04:50 PM
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid? :lmao



They don't all look like the women you post, and most of them have too much of a conscience to drug someone. :)

Summers
07-23-2005, 04:54 PM
They don't all look like the women you post, and most of them have too much of a conscience to drug someone. :)

That was never an issue for me... feeling guilty about drugging men, I mean. What can I say? I like Rolexes.






:lol

ShoogarBear
07-23-2005, 06:24 PM
They don't all look like the women you post, and most of them have too much of a conscience to drug someone. :)
Women don't have to drug men. Men are genetically programmed to drug themselves into wanting sex with anyone. Where do you think bars came from?

bigzak25
07-25-2005, 10:47 AM
Hey BigSnack, can your car make it to Houston?


i have a jesus fish on the back, so anything is possible. :tu

when there is a will, there is a way. gimme da details. :smokin

Aggie Hoopsfan
07-25-2005, 12:27 PM
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid?

Just look at Dusty Garza.

tlongII
07-25-2005, 01:36 PM
About a hundred dollars.

GrandeDavid
07-25-2005, 01:38 PM
Mouse, you d-bag, respond to my post to you.