One last joke at the Pistons expense

[goliath]

Just had a friend e-mail me this:

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Celtics fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Celtics fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.


The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Celtics fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Celtics fan, then who do you support?"


"I'm a Spurs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Spurs fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from San Antonio and my mom is a Spurs fan and my dad is a Spurs fan, so I'm a Spurs fan too!"


"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Spurs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"


Mary said, "I'd be a Pistons fan."

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

[Pistons < Spurs]

An oldie but a goodie. I actually posted that here awhile back aswell.

[rayray2k8]

good one :lol

[duncan_21]

love it

[toosmallshoes]

Here's a terrible joke i thought of tonight:
"What do you call a Jamaican wearing glasses"?
Rastafoureyeys
Yup

[Sense]

An oldie but a goodie. I actually posted that here awhile back aswell.

Yeah this joke is old.. probably like 2 days after we won it, and someone posted it.. or before.. who cares I didnt laugh!

[ZStomp]

Wasn't this posted in here before?
I know I've heard it...I think on a radio station in the early morning hours.

But instead of the Pistons it was the Lakers..........

Shit, the Trailblazers of recent memories would fit perfectly with this joke.

[GrandeDavid]

Great joke! But I think the Blazers still deserve the butt end of that one?

[IX_Equilibrium]

Great joke! But I think the Blazers still deserve the butt end of that one?


That's what I was thinking. I don't think it really works using the Pistons.

[Spurologist]

:lmao I think I have read a story like that before. Who ever made it up probably changed the words.

[GrandeDavid]

I'm just waiting for the resident Blazers fan to chime in on me...Long, where ya at, playa?

[clubalien]

this joke is SO OLD it been posted tons fo times
and really it is just one of those jokes where each team can change the names in there to be lakers like i seen it before, or pistons like piston<spur posted before

[A Serbian Beast]

im horrible, im laughing at my own team.

[TheAdmiral#50]

HAHA! :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

:lol that's good...