Koolaid_Man
10-02-2013, 12:42 PM
ok..enough of the bull-shit...there are some basic minimum standards here...and it's high time we explored them...
for starters you cannot be getting dissed by white chics on Face Book after offering them a cheese burger and fries....:lol
your mama cannot be sleeping with teammates and fucking rappers :lol
you cannot have a receding hairline that rivals Moses' parting of the red sea
you cannot literally have crab feet
you cannot be accused of being a butt pirate
you cannot be a CUCK PERIOD!!! :lol
you cannot have your money given to illegal aliens to start a Taco stand masquerading as a gym :lol
you cannot be letting your "best friends" live with you and you wife for 4 yrs and shit :lol
you cannot purchase a Condo for your best friend after kicking him out after 4 yrs
you cannot be the recipient of a tongue ring and tramp stamp...
you cannot have magician tattoo's on your upper back
you cannot add to Kobe's legacy by handing over championships to your opponents
you must be accused of sleeping with at a minimum of 100 women :lol
you cannot leave your team to join forces with your biggest rival
you cannot have won a title in a locked out or asterisk season :lol
last but not least you must have at least 5 Championships
for starters you cannot be getting dissed by white chics on Face Book after offering them a cheese burger and fries....:lol
your mama cannot be sleeping with teammates and fucking rappers :lol
you cannot have a receding hairline that rivals Moses' parting of the red sea
you cannot literally have crab feet
you cannot be accused of being a butt pirate
you cannot be a CUCK PERIOD!!! :lol
you cannot have your money given to illegal aliens to start a Taco stand masquerading as a gym :lol
you cannot be letting your "best friends" live with you and you wife for 4 yrs and shit :lol
you cannot purchase a Condo for your best friend after kicking him out after 4 yrs
you cannot be the recipient of a tongue ring and tramp stamp...
you cannot have magician tattoo's on your upper back
you cannot add to Kobe's legacy by handing over championships to your opponents
you must be accused of sleeping with at a minimum of 100 women :lol
you cannot leave your team to join forces with your biggest rival
you cannot have won a title in a locked out or asterisk season :lol
last but not least you must have at least 5 Championships