Week 5 Game Thread

[Clipper Nation]

Gawd dam... Boys in SB form :tu

:lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol embarrassing, getting beat by the slowest TE in the league, tbh..

:nope Witten's power stems from his good hands and gigantic balls

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol. Christ Denver

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So if the Cowboys are able to pull this off this means that the Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the AFC.

[jeebus]

and just like that

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Meltdown starting already

[Lincoln]

Manning moving the ball at will

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ no PI on decker... Bs!!

[jeebus]

:lmao that took what, 45 seconds?

[Holden_Caulfield]

manning just toying with yalls :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Ware got fucking facemasked on that play

[Lincoln]

Lmao @ no PI on decker... Bs!!

Lol 80 yards in 50 seconds

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I blinked and the Broncos score a TD.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Peyton's bored, tbh, wants to keep it close..

As long as the game is close in the 4th, Romo will take care of the rest, obviously..

Worried about the pass rush, though..this looks like the first game where a team will exploit Von's absence, tbh..

[spurraider21]

Who would put him above Thomas and Welks?
people that look at receiving yards

[spurraider21]

:lol embarrassing, getting beat by the slowest TE in the league, tbh..
nothing embarrassing about getting beaten by Witten

[BRHornet45]

Peyton just had to whip his dick out and show it to Romo

[Trainwreck2100]

people that look at receiving yards

yards he gets cause he's a third option.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

fck romo's balling

[Trainwreck2100]

fck romo's balling

you shut your whore mouth

[chunticakes]

cowboys abandoning the run already.

[HarlemHeat37]

So many fucking injuries, tbh..this team can't stay healthy, it's all the best players on the team, too:lol..

[Thebesteva]

Defense partied too hard the night before

[spurraider21]

yards he gets cause he's a third option.
his 1000 yard 13 touchdowns as a third option were really impressive last year tho

[spurraider21]

Romo's playing at his absolute best :tu

[td4mvp2k]

Romo on fiya!

[Clipper Nation]

:lol How many times are the Donks gonna let Turny monkeyball his way to first downs?

[Raven]

CUM :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the Donks' defense is letting Romo make it look EASY

[jeebus]

cowboys abandoning the run already.
when your only decent RB is Trent Richardson Jr, then yes, you abandon it ASAP

[Trainwreck2100]

his 1000 yard 13 touchdowns as a third option were really impressive last year tho

except he was the 2nd option last year @HarlemHet37 will back me up IIRC Stokely was the third option

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

CUM :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

What's CUM doing :lol

[spurraider21]

except he was the 2nd option last year
blue font = over your head apparently

the dude is a legit 2nd option was my point

[Trainwreck2100]

blue font = over your head apparently

the dude is a legit 2nd option was my point

still not better than welks or thomas which was my point

[jeebus]

What's CUM doing :lol
I too am interested in this :lol

[DPG21920]

Dez about to beast on someone. Get aggressive here, JG.

[Clipper Nation]

when your only decent RB is Trent Richardson Jr, then yes, you abandon it ASAP

T-Rich Jr. owning Denver so far, tbh :lol

[Raven]

What's CUM doing :lol

2nd and 1 pathetic run, 3rd and 1 pathetic run, 4th and 1 pathetic pass. all that when they could just make the 3 points and be ahead..

[DPG21920]

Need TD's every time you are in this position.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think it's close between Decker, Welker, and J. Thomas but I'd say Decker is the 2nd option without much of a doubt, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

2nd and 1 pathetic run, 3rd and 1 pathetic run, 4th and 1 pathetic pass. all that when they could just make the 3 points and be ahead..

:lol Scam
:lol No Lyfe Faggot
:lol Panthers

[BRHornet45]

I gotta give Romo props for smashing Jessica Simpson and her giant cans in her prime and Carrie Underwood. Quite an accomplishment.

[td4mvp2k]

Com'on witt

[Raven]

:lol Scam
:lol No Lyfe Faggot
:lol Panthers

they are obviously the far better team thou, if they manage to lose this it will be amazing tbh

[jeebus]

:lmao a Tebow-esque sack

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Turny :lmao

[DPG21920]

SMH, how do you take a sack with that much time? Unreal.

[jeebus]

:lol No Lyfe Faggot

that faggot thinks I'm a browns fan

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Even Big Ben is yelling at Romo to get rid of the ball.

[Amarelooms]

Romo is such a douche bag. Throw the fn ball son

:elephant

[Lincoln]

Classic romo

[Clipper Nation]

that faggot thinks I'm a browns fan

And his only comeback is "LOL UR TEEMZ SUK" :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Romo just decided to not risk an INT there

[Amarelooms]

THROW the FN Ball. Idiot refuses to throw it

:elephant

[BRHornet45]

Can Newton with the monkeyball interception as usual

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

And his only comeback is "LOL UR TEEMZ SUK" :lol

I'm beginning to think he's someone's troll, there's no way that guy's shtick is serious :lol

[Raven]

AAAAAAND INTERCEPTIOOOOOOOOOON


:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm beginning to think he's someone's troll, there's no way that guy's shtick is serious :lol

says a suns fan

[DPG21920]

Wait, did that Demaryius Thomas catch to start the game get called back?

[jeebus]

Cowboys starting that meltdown

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Scam
:lmao "The new Dan Marino"
:lmao No LyFe FaGgOt

[Trainwreck2100]

Fuck...........this...............team

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I gotta give Romo props for smashing Jessica Simpson and her giant cans in her prime and Carrie Underwood. Quite an accomplishment.
Yep.

[Trainwreck2100]

Wait, did that Demaryius Thomas catch to start the game get called back?

holding

[DPG21920]

fml

[Clipper Nation]

I'm beginning to think he's someone's troll, there's no way that guy's shtick is serious :lol

LAWL SUNZ LAWL SPYGATE TL;DR LOLOLOL

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Wait, did that Demaryius Thomas catch to start the game get called back?

Yeah it did.....it took me a few plays to figure out that it did too I think the broadcast fucked something up.

[td4mvp2k]

Romo just decided to not risk an INT theretru no biggy

[jeebus]

LAWL SUNZ LAWL SPYGATE TL;DR LOLOLOL
that's either a troll with no imagination or a high schooler who gets raped by mommy and daddy each night

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Palmer fucking blows

[jeebus]

:lmao Peyton

[Chinook]

Looked like a pretty obvious push-off to me.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol morris claiburned :lmao

[Amarelooms]

Second offensive pass interference tbh

:elephant

[HarlemHeat37]

Nice catch by Decker, tbh..typical, makes the difficult catch but will choke the easy one..White Ashley Lelie, tbh:lol..

[Thebesteva]

Ooooooooooooh we gots a game on our hands

[BRHornet45]

Peyton is a real NOLA nigga.

[Trainwreck2100]

Nice catch by Decker, tbh..typical, makes the difficult catch but will choke the easy one..White Ashley Lelie, tbh:lol..

better get used to it, playoff welker is as big a choke a december romo right DUNCANownsKOBE

[jeebus]

:lol Spaz Bryant

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

someone tell the cowboys its not the 4th qtr yet :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lmao Palmer fucking blows
He's been terrible for what the last 7 years now?

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lmao bryant dumb spook

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol sagging his pants at da mall

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

He's been terrible for what the last 7 years now?

Outside of the 2005 season he's always been mediocre :lol, he rode that season for a long ass time where people thought he'd actually be a good QB.

[jeebus]

Cowboys starting that meltdown

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

man manning is gonna score 50 fantasy points again :bang

[Robz4000]

God damn the Cowboys are retarded

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

and they have the lead :lmao

:lmao Cowboys

[DPG21920]

Julius Thomas is beasting :wow. There are some really, really great TE's in this league right now. Especially when Gronk gets back (if he can stay healthy).

[BRHornet45]

Manning's penis - over/under 7?

[Trainwreck2100]

Let's see the last time Bryant fumbled Romo followed with an INT cause he didn't trust him. Will it happen again?

[Holden_Caulfield]

cowboys with the premature ejac in the first qtr :lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lol fucking dumb hacks

[DPG21920]

This offense is something else. Just incredible how much talent, size and athleticism they have.

Cowboys are looking good, but no more mistakes if they want to keep themselves in it.

[Chief Brody]

lol, nice effort though, Dallas.

[lefty]

Lol Raiders game postponed

[Robz4000]

This is the point where the Cowboys proceed to get ran out of their own billion dollar stadium.

:lol Jerry Jones
:lol Tony Romo
:lol choking early to get it over with

[BRHornet45]

Jerry Jones is a poor mans J.R. Ewing tbh

[jeebus]

Lol Raiders game postponed
crofl Raiders taking time to honor Teo's dead girlfriend this afternoon

[DPG21920]

I bet Dez makes a huge play to make up for it. He's easy to hate on, but he's good.

[TE]

:lmao Cowboys
fucking shitbag team

[Robz4000]

Holy shit Denver's only had the ball for a third of the game so far and still has the lead.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Turny trying and failing to monkeyball

[jeebus]

watching Romo run the ball is fantastic

[Holden_Caulfield]

slide feet first retard:rollin

[jeebus]

:lmao Cowboys
fucking shitbag team
son, I know you're a lifelong Broncofan but do you see the Cowboys keeping within 35 points?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Denver wins I want them to blow it open by the 4th so we can at least see fat Nic Cage get some snaps.

[jeebus]

If Denver wins I want them to blow it open by the 4th so we can at least see fat Nic Cage get some snaps.
nig, I'm telling you right now. If R:lolm:lol goes down with a season ending injury and FNC is the starter, I am going on amazon and buying his jersey.

[Chief Brody]

If Dallas fans were smart they'd beat the traffic at halftime.

[spurraider21]

Welker doesn't have a catch yet

[Robz4000]

If Dallas fans were smart they'd beat the traffic at halftime.

:lol Cowboy fans
:lol smart

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Playing Katy Perry between a timeout :lol

seriously, fuck this team

[jeebus]

:lol Playing Katy Perry between a timeout :lol

seriously, fuck this team
don't mock Jerruh's taste in music pls

[Chief Brody]

:lmao Peyton fooled the camera man too

[jeebus]

:lmao letting Peyton lightly jog for a touchdown

[Robz4000]

Peyton Manning shitting on niggas

[Holden_Caulfield]

peyton just trolling now :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Lincoln]

:lmao Peyton monkey balling on dallas

[Chief Brody]

down 11 points and Welker & Demaryius haven't caught a pass yet:lol

[Lincoln]

:lmao Peyton fooled the camera man too

And the ref too lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

Peyton with a jovial saunter into the end zone

[Chief Brody]

No celebration from Peyton--he just goes straight to the bench, looks at the game pics, and plans his next rape.

[Thebesteva]

I can just tell Cowboy fans are having a 'no it's Rudy Gay!' moment everytime Peyton has the ball in the pocket

[jeebus]

:lol not going out of bounds

[leemajors]

Williams is a dumb fuck

[Robz4000]

What was that Romo?

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol fumble faggot burns em again

[leemajors]

Boys need to sign some corpses for the d-line at some point

[DPG21920]

Entertaining game. Watching Manning is fun as hell.

[Holden_Caulfield]

denver defense fucking up again :lol

[td4mvp2k]

If da D can sho up dis game is ares

[Amarelooms]

Saints only team that can beat Broncos sons. Brees can out pass Manning on the Broncos weak D

:elephant

[Trainwreck2100]

Seriously that Dez fumble was the game changer, just like the KC game

[RD2191]

Cowboys D is a fukin joke.

[DPG21920]

Damn JT, imagine if you had that first rounder to build on vs Trent Richardson :wow. He kind of sucks tbh..

[Chief Brody]

Manning with a pedestrian 11/14, 163 yds and 3td statline. I'm thinking 350 yds and 7tds by game's end

[DPG21920]

Manning with a pedestrian 11/14, 163 yds and 3td statline. I'm thinking 350 yds and 7tds by game's end

4 TD's if you count his rushing TD.

[Raven]

mend showing the stealers they are fucking idiots..

[DPG21920]

:lmao Tom Brady with the Lloyd Christmas haircut.

[Chief Brody]

I just saw a local news snippet that was advertising fantasy football insurance. Only in America.

[Trainwreck2100]

Nobody gives a fuck about Rob Lowes family

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the Panthers somehow losing this game

[RD2191]

Nobody gives a fuck about Rob Lowes family
:tu

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao CUM Newton safety

[Raven]

SAFETY!!!!!!!!!

[Chief Brody]

:lmao CUM Newton safety
det Black QB report card is looking mighty sketchy this week. Only one pure breed left (Pryor) to salvage their week.

[RD2191]

Dallas needs a stop, dammit man.

[jeebus]

:lmao CUM Newton safety
:tu my nigga

[Raven]

:lol @ cums poket presence, better buy a condom tbh :lol

[RD2191]

Son of a bitch, what a joke.

[Robz4000]

There's no stopping the Broncos rape train today...

[RD2191]

:lmao Gaw Damn, at least Rob Ryan was fun to watch on the sidelines.

[Raven]

palmer :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

det Black QB report card is looking mighty sketchy this week. Only one pure breed left (Pryor) to salvage their week.

Scam might still win because of how bad Palmer is :lol

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Chief Brody]

If I were a Dallas DB I'd have pre-lubed my asshole before the game tbh

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Scam Newton
:lol No Lyfe Faggot avoiding this thread like the plague

[RD2191]

This might be the worst defense in the NFL.

[jeebus]

wes welker time

[RD2191]

:downspin: Just sell the team Jerry.

[Chief Brody]

7-minute opening drive for a td. Somebody please bring out the rape kit

[jeebus]

c'mon Peyton...2 more TDs and Fat Nic Cage will take over

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Will Farrell doing car commercials
:lol commercial was less funny than Anchorman
:lol career going downhill

[Floyd Pacquiao]

sons what happend to ware? that nigga is getting bullied 1 on 1 by some back up...think ware might be done folks

[TE]

I mean I'm a Bronco fan and all but if I was Dallas I'd at least jam our receiver corp to try and disrupt some offensive flow. Oh well, just another day at the office for the best football team in the land.

[jeebus]

holy shit

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol fumble faggot touchdown

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Cam Newton

[Raven]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Donks defense looking vulnerable, tbh....

[RD2191]

That's more like it.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Scam

[td4mvp2k]

Rook!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

nice throw romo.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lol did he throw another pick?

[jeebus]

:lmao Cam Newton
oh g:lold what did he do now

[TE]

Flukey ass shit tbh

[Robz4000]

Looks like Romo is gonna give false hope today.

[RD2191]

I mean I'm a Bronco fan and all but if I was Dallas I'd at least jam our receiver corp to try and disrupt some offensive flow. Oh well, just another day at the office for the best football team in the land.
:lmaoCome on son, the Broncos have royally sucked dick for about as long as Dallas. Also Peyton is about as big a choker as Romo. 1 superbowl win against a mediocre Bears team.

[TE]

Looks like Romo is gonna give false hope today.
Per par

[Raven]

:lol did he throw another pick?

yes :lol

[chunticakes]

:lmaoCome on son, the Broncos have royally sucked dick for about as long as Dallas. Also Peyton is about as big a choker as Romo. 1 superbowl win against a mediocre Bears team.

this.

[Robz4000]

Per par

It's all good. Makes Cowboy fan tears even more delicious.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol firing Rob Ryan for Lane Kiffin's daddeh

[RD2191]

Fukin joke of a defense.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol firing Rob Ryan for Lane Kiffin's daddeh

They weren't going to win with Rob Ryan anyway

[jeebus]

only a FG? :cry

[Raven]

6th sack :lol

[spurraider21]

run on 3rd and 7?

[TE]

only a FG? :cry
To Cowboy fans that's considered a stop:lol

[spurraider21]

6th sack :lol
:lol next Dan Marino

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Newton and Palmer have combined for 0 TD and 5 INTs.

[Trainwreck2100]

Go to ESPn.com and they have the faggiest picture of manning

[Robz4000]

Bout time for a Romo "pick six" special tbh.

[Raven]

Newton and Palmer have combined for 0 TD and 5 INTs.

don't forget the safety on cum though :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Bout time for a Romo "pick six" special tbh.

TD here then some sort of stop and then an INT

[RD2191]

Weak ass run game, smh

[td4mvp2k]

:clap

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Scam just standing by himself rather than huddling up with the offense to plan for when they get the ball back

[jeebus]

:lol Scam just standing by himself rather than huddling up with the offense to plan for when they get the ball back
His plan is to dominate. Just wait imo.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Scam just standing by himself rather than huddling up with the offense to plan for when they get the ball back
:lol Scam
:lol Terrible teammate
:lol Crybaby bitch

[jeebus]

lol Jerruh's billion dollar stadium is blinding Romo

[Robz4000]

TD here then some sort of stop and then an INT

As TE said, about the best stop the Cowboys are gonna get is a FG.

[td4mvp2k]

Fn BEASLEY :tu

[RD2191]

Go for 2

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Romo's wife is fine as hell

[jeebus]

:monkey

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Turny

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao horrible decision

[Robz4000]

Romo just pussy out there?

[Raven]

are the panthers seriously gonna lose? :lol

[ace3g]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bbm90kx7errgif/ku-xlarge.gif

[jeebus]

:wow

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Playoff Peyton showing up early

[Trainwreck2100]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it's time for a Romo INT

[jeebus]

lol at the semen cloud alert sirens going off in the stadium

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol det blinding light

[td4mvp2k]

Boys takin ova!

[RD2191]

:toast

[Robz4000]

Wat is this I don't even

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


it's time for a Romo INT
:lol the Jerruh stadium light is by design

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

This is fucking ridiculous

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This is fucking ridiculous

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

Ugh, rare misplay from Peyton, tbh..should have been an easy play..

Just keep it close at the end and Romo will do his thing, tbh..

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Scam's pass being so shitty it hits a corner right in the helmet

[jeebus]

This is fucking ridiculous
sup fellow brother. isn't Cum Newton dominating as usual?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao
Talk all the trash you want.. Not much room for you guys totals today. But our O is playing shitty as fuck

[spurraider21]

this game thread should be entited: temporary overreaction thread. players aren't allowed to make a mistake by these standards :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Cum Newton's stat-padding will begin, now that the Cards are playing prevent D and the game is over, tbh..

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Talk all the trash you want.. Not much room for you guys totals today. But our O is playing shitty as fuck

tell us how underrated your monkey QB is you fucking media puppet :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

This is fucking ridiculous

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[td4mvp2k]

Romo4mvp :toast

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao Scam

[Clipper Nation]

Talk all the trash you want.. Not much room for you guys totals today. But our O is playing shitty as fuck

Correction: Scam "The New Marino" Newton is playing shitty as fuck :lol

[jeebus]

:lol refs with the blinders on

[RD2191]

Broncos the new Pats tbh, :lmao

[Raven]

cum :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[ace3g]

TD

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Romo beasting

[td4mvp2k]

Fuk ya!!!!

[jeebus]

fumble faggot making them pay :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

Cowboys are pushing off on every play, tbh:lol..

[Arnold Toht]

:lol

[Michael Jordan.]

I've never seen two worse defenses play in one game.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lmao!

[Darth_Pelican]

I thought Denver had a good defense....