Just A Friendly (not gay) Important Reminder

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol

Kobe should be passing MJ up in all-time scoring this season :toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

pretty certain jordan wont give 2 shits

[Koolaid_Man]

pretty certain jordan wont give 2 shits

You obviously don't know Air Juandice :lol

[Leetonidas]

Jordan: 15 seasons (counting the season he only played 18 games and his return season in which he played 17 games), 1072 games played, 41,000 minutes played, 49% FG

Kobe: 17 seasons (and counting), 1239 games played, 45,390 minutes played, 45% FG



/thread

[AchillesHeel]

Time for ether:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/YINGLIL/img0022.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Jordan: 15 seasons (counting the season he only played 18 games and his return season in which he played 17 games), 1072 games played, 41,000 minutes played, 49% FG

Kobe: 17 seasons (and counting), 1239 games played, 45,390 minutes played, 45% FG



/thread

fail @saying I have a /thread....

Kobe played with Shaq and still out-edged MJ...besides longevity is also good proof you're a better player...

[AchillesHeel]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/YINGLIL/img0022.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Time for ether:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/YINGLIL/img0022.jpg

the only thing that article is missing next to MJ's name is an asterisk that reads *** Did not play with Shaq*** so stats are inflated

[Koolaid_Man]

Back the fuck up nigga:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/bacup_zps7545b41a.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Yes sir in dat ass right behind ya niqqa:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Kobe-Bryant-N_zps1607513e.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

Tammy ain't no where near this list...playas only club :lol

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/6663481_n_zps866518eb.jpg

[AchillesHeel]

the only thing that article is missing next to MJ's name is an asterisk that reads *** Did not play with Shaq*** so stats are inflated

So, what you're saying is that MJ won more titles despite him not having a top 10-allt-time player as a teammate? Got it.

[Koolaid_Man]

So, what you're saying is that MJ won more titles despite him not having a top 10-allt-time player as a teammate? Got it.

MJ won more titles because he had 2 all time 50 players on his squad....Kobe won 3 with 1 and 2 with None

[AchillesHeel]

So, you turned this thread into a Tim Duncan thread because I owned your white ass?

:lol

[Leetonidas]

So, what you're saying is that MJ won more titles despite him not having a top 10-allt-time player as a teammate? Got it.

kool owning himself :lmao basically calling kobe a chucker :lmao

didn't kobe shoot like 110+ shots in the 2004 Finals while Shaq shot like 80? 38% shooting :lol

[Leetonidas]

Also lmao at this notion that Pippen didn't take shots or something. He wasn't Bruce Bowen :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Fact check: Pippen and Rodman are both all-time 50....and 2 of the best defensive players in the history of the game...

Shaq , Gasol, and Bynum played no defense...only Shaq is a top 50 player and since Kobe is top 10 himself then you can make the argument that by virtue of playing with himself Kobe played with 2 top 10 players in History

[Koolaid_Man]

Also lmao at this notion that Pippen didn't take shots or something. He wasn't Bruce Bowen :lol

Pippen ate when MJ told him to...Kobe ate when he wanted to...pretty big difference

[AchillesHeel]

MJ won more titles because he had 2 all time 50 players on his squad....Kobe won 3 with 1 and 2 with None


Please, Pippen is nowhere near top 20 all-time, Shaq is a top 10 all-time player, considered the most dominant Center of all time. Pippen's just a sidekick and Rodman's...well Rodman.

MJ's the GOAT finals performer and never lost in the Finals despite having to do more than Kirby, is more clutch in the playoffs(based on stats) than Kirby and won the FMVP in ALL of his Finals and NEVER was 2nd in PER nor WS in the RS nor playoffs on his team.

Kirby got carried, no one can ever even argue that MJ was carried in any of his Finals runs.

[AchillesHeel]

Pippen ate when MJ told him to...Kobe ate when he wanted to...pretty big difference

Shaq only averages 2 more FGA's than Pippen when you look at their respective FGAs playing with Kobe and MJ.

[Koolaid_Man]

Please, Pippen is nowhere near top 20 all-time, Shaq is a top 10 all-time player, considered the most dominant Center of all time. Pippen's just a sidekick and Rodman's...well Rodman.

MJ's the GOAT finals performer and never lost in the Finals despite having to do more than Kirby, is more clutch in the playoffs(based on stats) than Kirby and won the FMVP in ALL of his Finals and NEVER was 2nd in PER nor WS in the RS nor playoffs on his team.

Kirby got carried, no one can ever even argue that MJ was carried in any of his Finals runs.

puhlease...name me a title MJ won without Pippen...and then while you're at it name me a title Kobe won without Shaq.... that right there is what we call hard cold facts....it's math...:lol

Kobe without Shaq has a higher win percentage plus 2 rings...MJ doesn't exist without Pippen being a top 50 player...MJ doens't win without Pippen carrying him on defense...

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby never led the league in steals, never came close to a DPOY, Phil says MJ was the better leader and defender, when Phil says MJ is better, there's no discussion.

[AchillesHeel]

puhlease...name me a title MJ won without Pippen...and then while you're at it name me a title Kobe won with Shaq.... that right there is what we call hard cold facts....it's math...:lol

Kobe without Shaq has a higher win percentage plus 2 rings...MJ doesn't exist without Pippen being a top 50 player...MJ doens't win without Pippen carrying him on defense...

And how many titles did Kirby win without having the best big man in the game? 0.

[spurraider21]

so MJ had less help on offense but was still a more efficient and effective scorer? cool

[Leetonidas]

Shaq only averages 2 more FGA's than Pippen when you look at their respective FGAs playing with Kobe and MJ.

Ouch. :lol

GTFO with this bullshit about "how many titles did MJ win without Pip?" bullshit. They played the majority of their careers together and Pip didn't win shit without MJ, this is like saying "how many rings did Parker win without Duncan" which is retarded since the entirety of his career was with Tim. Before Pippen came to town MJ was torching one of the greatest defensive squads ever for 60+ while Kobe was missing the playoffs without an all-star big man to hold his hand :lol

Plus AH just shit on your :cry Shaq took shots from Kobe but Pippen didn't from MJ :cry theory, so try again chimpbrain

[Leetonidas]

Not even mentioning Kool's claim that Bynum/Gasol/Shaq were shitty defensive players :lol Shaq made guards shit their shorts just be being in the fucking lane because he was such a monster. You are once again confirmed having no basketball knowledge :lol

[Leetonidas]

Anyway, this thread is meaningless. Jordan achieved more points on a higher percentage in less minutes and games played despite missing almost two full seasons and coming back at 39 to play for the Wizards. Kobe on the other hand is leading his team to a terrible % while scoring 30+ :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Not even mentioning Kool's claim that Bynum/Gasol/Shaq were shitty defensive players :lol Shaq made guards shit their shorts just be being in the fucking lane because he was such a monster. You are once again confirmed having no basketball knowledge :lol

Tbh, the sample size was from 90-98, but that's because Pippen took a few years(like Kirby) to become a full time starter in the league :lol

[ElNono]

Well, he already passed MJ on most bricked shots...

[Clipper Nation]

The only way anyone's confusing the words "friendly" and "gay" is if they're extremely self-conscious about their sexuality (i.e. that dick-in-the-booty-ass faggot Kool)....

[Leetonidas]

Kobe's spot on the all-time bricked shots list is secure, he will be #1 now and forever :lol

[Sportcamper]

I know that when MJ was winning all those titles the NBA was watered down…The Lakers and the Celtics were rebuilding…SA was not on the map yet…Bow Wow and Woof Woof…But what you young folks have to take into consideration is that MJ was one heck of a player who would still be a good player today…Perhaps he would not have ever gotten by the Lakers era of Phil, Kobe, Shaq, Horry, Fisher, Fox…But he was still a very good player…:toast

[Buddy Mignon]

Time for ether:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/YINGLIL/img0022.jpg


That article failed to mention how Jordan came out of retirement at 38 just to catch uis idol Dr. J in scoring.

[AchillesHeel]

I know that when MJ was winning all those titles the NBA was watered down…The Lakers and the Celtics were rebuilding…SA was not on the map yet…Bow Wow and Woof Woof…But what you young folks have to take into consideration is that MJ was one heck of a player who would still be a good player today…Perhaps he would not have ever gotten by the Lakers era of Phil, Kobe, Shaq, Horry, Fisher, Fox…But he was still a very good player…:toast

Rebuilding? MJ owned Magic in the Finals, despite Magic averaging 18.6 pts 8.0 reb 12.4 ast and 95% FT(in 8 attempts per game) in that series.

MJ also beat Stockton & Malone in the Finals twice; he also beat Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp, he also beat Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, Alonzo Mourning, Clyde Drexler, Shaq & Penny in the playoffs. Plenty of top 50 all-time players who would have been ranked a lot higher had MJ not kept them from winning rings in the 90s.

[Clipper Nation]

That article failed to mention how Jordan came out of retirement at 38 just to catch uis idol Dr. J in scoring.
That article also failed to mention how with all these revelations going on, the number of relatives for Naruto is almost endless. Well, speaking in hypothetical terms, here's what we got so far...

Father: Yondaime
Mother: Kushina
Brother(Figuratively): Sasuke
Grandfather(Figuratively)/father figure: Jiraiya
Grandmother(Figuratively)/Mother/Nice set of pillows: Tsunade

That's not to mention a bunch of other people...

Pein: Looks just like him, could be anything from his brother/uncle/cousin to just a look-a-like.
BH: Kishimoto won't tell us her name. Rumors about her being Naruto's mom all over the place.
Kurenai: Has goofy eyes like Pein. Hey, they could be related too!
Kurenai's kid: Hey, if Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto...
Sarutobi clan: If Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto, Naruto will be related to the third and Konohamaru!

And hell, lets assume Naruto marries Hinata...

Neji: In-law!

Hell, sharingan came from the byakugan, right?

Madara: Creator of sharingan? Well, hell...that means he must've been a Hyuuga before that! He'll be related too!

I was trying to figure out a way for Naruto to be blood-related to the Uchihas so Kishi can live his dream and give Naruto sharingan, but I can't see it.

Hmmm...did I miss anyone?

[RsxPiimp]

Rebuilding? MJ owned Magic in the Finals, despite Magic averaging 18.6 pts 8.0 reb 12.4 ast and 95% FT(in 8 attempts per game) in that series.

MJ also beat Stockton & Malone in the Finals twice; he also beat Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp, he also beat Charles Barkley, Reggie Miller, Alonzo Mourning, Clyde Drexler, Shaq & Penny in the playoffs. Plenty of top 50 all-time players who would have been ranked a lot higher had MJ not kept them from winning rings in the 90s.

:lol @ owning magic. kid, shut up:lol

[RsxPiimp]

:lol "he" beat

[AchillesHeel]

:lol "he" beat

Michael Jordan Finals Career Average:


YEAR
Opponent
G
MPG
FG%
3P%
FT%
ORB
DRB
RPG
APG
SPG
BPG
TO
PF
PPG


1990-91
Lakers
5
44.0
.558
.500
.848
1.6
5.0
6.6
11.4
2.8
1.40
3.6
3.6
31.2


1991-92
Trail Blazers
6
42.3
.526
.429
.891
1.0
3.8
4.8
6.5
1.7
0.33
2.0
3.5
35.8


1992-93
Suns
6
45.7
.508
.400
.694
2.5
6.0
8.5
6.3
1.7
0.67
2.7
3.3
41.0


1995-96
Supersonics
6
42.0
.415
.316
.836
1.7
3.7
5.3
4.2
1.7
0.17
3.0
2.8
27.3


1996-97
Jazz
6
42.7
.456
.320
.764
1.5
5.5
7.0
6.0
1.2
0.83
2.2
2.3
32.3


1997-98
Jazz
6
41.7
.427
.308
.814
1.5
2.5
4.0
2.3
1.8
0.67
1.7
2.2
33.5


Finals

5.8
43.0
.481
.368
.806
1.8
4.4
6.0
6.0
1.8
0.66
2.4
2.9
33.6

[RsxPiimp]

Michael Jordan Finals Career Average:


YEAR
Opponent
G
MPG
FG%
3P%
FT%
ORB
DRB
RPG
APG
SPG
BPG
TO
PF
PPG


1990-91
Lakers
5
44.0
.558
.500
.848
1.6
5.0
6.6
11.4
2.8
1.40
3.6
3.6
31.2


1991-92
Trail Blazers
6
42.3
.526
.429
.891
1.0
3.8
4.8
6.5
1.7
0.33
2.0
3.5
35.8


1992-93
Suns
6
45.7
.508
.400
.694
2.5
6.0
8.5
6.3
1.7
0.67
2.7
3.3
41.0


1995-96
Supersonics
6
42.0
.415
.316
.836
1.7
3.7
5.3
4.2
1.7
0.17
3.0
2.8
27.3


1996-97
Jazz
6
42.7
.456
.320
.764
1.5
5.5
7.0
6.0
1.2
0.83
2.2
2.3
32.3


1997-98
Jazz
6
41.7
.427
.308
.814
1.5
2.5
4.0
2.3
1.8
0.67
1.7
2.2
33.5


Finals

5.8
43.0
.481
.368
.806
1.8
4.4
6.0
6.0
1.8
0.66
2.4
2.9
33.6


All of those bulls team were pretty amazing. My point is he didn't beat them like you implied. He scored the most, true but rodman, pipster ho grant all did them dirty work which ensured his ballhogness didn't go in vain.

[Leetonidas]

^The irony...

At least he managed to shoot 50% or better in half of his appearances. I wonder what Kobe's percentages are in the Finals... :lol Kobe's Laker teams have been more stacked than MJ's every year the Lakers won a title :lol

[RsxPiimp]

Why are you so concerned about %? You're so fucking uptight, live life a little and enjoy the game:toast