Sorry ladies, lebomb is officially off lemarket [Archive]

lebomb

10-07-2013, 02:32 PM

awwwww, congratz!
what type of ring did u get her? :)

Square solitaire diamond on center with 3 tiny diamonds on either side that run down the band.

lebomb

10-07-2013, 02:32 PM

You've officially made your announcement to two women.

Actually just one. I just didnt do it the first time, held off a bit.

Blake

10-07-2013, 02:37 PM

Congrats utsa

Do you have any saliva left to lick invitation envelopes

I. Hustle

10-07-2013, 02:40 PM

Is this right after you founf the diamond?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/San-Antonio-man-finds-2-carat-diamond-in-Arkansas-4857329.php

I. Hustle

10-07-2013, 02:41 PM

how fitting that it was brown and found in a crater

lebomb

10-07-2013, 02:46 PM

Congrats utsa

Do you have any saliva left to lick invitation envelopes

Its a tough call on that one.

I do know that I will have to lick her ass the rest of my life now. :eyebrows

Creepn

10-07-2013, 02:47 PM

Congrats Lebomb.

lebomb

10-07-2013, 02:49 PM

Thanks Creepn. She is the one. She is educated, smart, athletic, pretty and likes beer and loves sports.

Sportcamper

10-07-2013, 02:51 PM

Congrats utsa

Do you have any saliva left to lick invitation envelopes

Classic...:lmao

Chief Brody

10-07-2013, 02:52 PM

Thanks Creepn. She is the one. She is educated, smart, athletic, pretty and likes beer and loves sports.
Sounds like you got a coal burner. Has the father approved?

FkLA

10-07-2013, 03:07 PM

Congrats utsa

Do you have any saliva left to lick invitation envelopes

Ok, that was funny. :lmao

Congrats lebomb.

lebomb

10-07-2013, 03:16 PM

Sounds like you got a coal burner. Has the father approved?

Yes, it all went well.

silverblk mystix

10-07-2013, 03:29 PM

Only one Sphincter to lick for the rest of your life -

unlike some people in here who lick many.

lebomb

10-07-2013, 03:38 PM

Only one Sphincter to lick for the rest of your life -

:drool:

I think it helped in her decision to say Yes. :p:

AntiChrist

10-07-2013, 03:42 PM

awwwww, congratz!
what type of ring did u get her? :)

http://derbyimages.woot.com/jasonneumann25/25_Cent_Bubble_Ring-s7rsnc-d.jpg

AntiChrist

10-07-2013, 03:43 PM

http://www.weddingbells.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/tumblr_l2aewyaZfF1qazznlo1_500.gif

silverblk mystix

10-07-2013, 04:37 PM

:drool:

I think it helped in her decision to say Yes. :p:

lmao - you licked away the doubts!

DMC

10-07-2013, 04:49 PM

Engaged to my sweetheart as of this past weekend............. :married:

What's he like?

DMC

10-07-2013, 04:50 PM

Only one Sphincter to lick for the rest of your life -

unlike some people in here who lick many.

Coming from a guy who fingers the assholes of the worst scum in the state looking for Cracker Jacks prizes.

Koolaid_Man

10-07-2013, 04:52 PM

Thanks Creepn. She is the one. She is educated, smart, athletic, pretty and likes beer and loves sports.

Congrats my brotha sounds like you found a treasure...now do the right thing and let me help you put her to the test...let me try to seduce her...let me take her out to dinner and let's see how far I can get...I'm sure with my wack ass game she won't bite...PM me and let's get this this shit crackin...I will let you know bro if she's marriage material or not...if she tries to fuck me I will refuse....

Kool lookin out yo...:toast

DMC

10-07-2013, 04:54 PM

Congrats my brotha sounds like you found a treasure...now do the right thing and let me help you put her to the test...let me try to seduce her...let me take her out to dinner and let's see how far I can get...I'm sure with my wack ass game she won't bite...PM me and let's get this this shit crackin...I will let you know bro if she's marriage material or not...if she tries to fuck me I will refuse....

Kool lookin out yo...:toast

I don't think he wants his fiancee paying for her own dinner.

silverblk mystix

10-07-2013, 04:55 PM

Coming from a guy who fingers the assholes of the worst scum in the state looking for Cracker Jacks prizes.

As stated by the bigot who is married to a BEENER - (his description) -

Phillip

10-07-2013, 04:58 PM

lol utsa

Koolaid_Man

10-07-2013, 04:59 PM

I don't think he wants his fiancee paying for her own dinner.

if it's one thing I'm good at it's paying for Dinners....btw I have a date with a black girl tomorrow night...first sista I've went out with since 2012 Black History Month

Buddy Mignon

10-07-2013, 05:00 PM

Congrats my brotha sounds like you found a treasure...now do the right thing and let me help you put her to the test...let me try to seduce her...let me take her out to dinner and let's see how far I can get...I'm sure with my wack ass game she won't bite...PM me and let's get this this shit crackin...I will let you know bro if she's marriage material or not...if she tries to fuck me I will refuse....

Kool lookin out yo...:toast

You are a true gentleman. Although, most men wouldn't want to know the truth. If I'm ever foolish enough to let a woman deceive me into marriage I know who to contact.:toast

DMC

10-07-2013, 05:02 PM

if it's one thing I'm good at it's paying for Dinners....btw I have a date with a black girl tomorrow night...first sista I've went out with since 2012 Black History Month

Probation officer visits aren't "dates". fyi

DMC

10-07-2013, 05:03 PM

You are a true gentleman. Although, most men wouldn't want to know the truth. If I'm ever foolish enough to let a woman deceive me into marriage I know who to contact.:toast

Pretty sure no decent woman wants to marry a dune cricket.

NFO

10-07-2013, 05:13 PM

I give that marriage 6 months, tops.

Blake

10-07-2013, 05:25 PM

Probation officer visits aren't "dates". fyi

lol

Biernutz

10-07-2013, 05:42 PM

Thanks Creepn. She is the one. She is educated, smart, athletic, pretty and likes beer and loves sports.

You never marry a woman who likes beer. What if you only have 1 left in the frig.

lebomb

10-07-2013, 06:44 PM

Congrats my brotha sounds like you found a treasure...now do the right thing and let me help you put her to the test...let me try to seduce her...let me take her out to dinner and let's see how far I can get...I'm sure with my wack ass game she won't bite...PM me and let's get this this shit crackin...I will let you know bro if she's marriage material or not...if she tries to fuck me I will refuse....

Kool lookin out yo...:toast

:lmao ........ niggra is you crazy? My woman gets hit on constantly, she knows the game playuh. She isn't about to lose lebomb over any nonsense. No offense man, but she has seen it all. :toast

DJR210

10-07-2013, 08:23 PM

Congrats utsa

Do you have any saliva left to lick invitation envelopes

:lol

benefactor

10-07-2013, 08:26 PM

Congrats Lebomb!!...

So... When you lick ass do you breath or just hold your breath until you can get a fresh breath?

Just Wondering
Probably holds it. Having to lick and smell butthole at the same time seems a bit excessive.

DeadlyDynasty

10-07-2013, 08:27 PM

No offense man, but she has seen it all. :toast
I'm pretty sure you just called your fiancee a whore.

Koolaid_Man

10-07-2013, 09:47 PM

I'm pretty sure you just called your fiancee a whore.

hey man...stop fucking with my nigga :lmao

Rogue

10-07-2013, 09:57 PM

where do you rate your bride using my goddess as a standard? above or below, or equal?

Viva Las Espuelas

10-07-2013, 10:01 PM

Can we get a look at her cans, lebomb?

Blake

10-08-2013, 12:30 AM

I'm pretty sure you just called your fiancee a whore.

:lol oh that utsa

cantthinkofanything

10-08-2013, 02:15 AM

awwwww, congratz!
what type of ring did u get her? :)

Cock ring no doubt

The Reckoning

10-08-2013, 02:27 AM

other than the fact id never touch your wedding cake, congrats.

JoeyGreco

10-08-2013, 06:44 AM

Engaged to my sweetheart as of this past weekend............. :married:

remember to keep my number. I get plenty of calls during engagements.

lebomb

10-08-2013, 08:18 AM

where do you rate your bride using my goddess as a standard? above or below, or equal?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder......... but, I will say this, my fiancee is as pretty to me and has at least as good of a body, actually more toned.

lebomb

10-08-2013, 08:20 AM

Can we get a look at her cans, lebomb?

:flipoff .......... fuck no!!! I dont want you horny faggots jackin off to my girls DD's.

lebomb

10-08-2013, 08:21 AM

Cock ring no doubt

:wow ............ :lmao

..................Ok the news is old now. Lets get back to ST Club bullshit again.

Blake

10-08-2013, 08:53 AM

:wow ............ :lmao

..................Ok the news is old now. Lets get back to ST Club bullshit again.

lickety split

Avante

10-08-2013, 08:57 AM

A little advice....

Don't get emotionally lazy.

Remember, it's the little things.

Listen listen and listen.

Blake

10-08-2013, 09:10 AM

A little advice....

Don't get emotionally lazy.

Remember, it's the little things.

Listen listen and listen.

...Have a son so you can throw him under the bus

mrsmaalox

10-08-2013, 09:15 AM

Probably holds it. Having to lick and smell butthole at the same time seems a bit excessive.

:lmao

Avante

10-08-2013, 09:24 AM

...Have a son so you can throw him under the bus

Grow up dummy, ok?

Blake

10-08-2013, 09:26 AM

Grow up dummy, ok?

settle down old man.

lebomb

10-08-2013, 09:44 AM

Probably holds it. Having to lick and smell butthole at the same time seems a bit excessive.

Just because your boyfriend doesnt wipe his ass, what does that have to do with us??

lebomb

10-08-2013, 01:01 PM

Basking in the ambiance.........bask in the ambiance. My fiancees ass smells like a bouquet of roses from LTD. bitches. :hat

Viva Las Espuelas

10-08-2013, 01:52 PM

:flipoff .......... fuck no!!! I dont want you horny faggots jackin off to my girls DD's.

She's probably as stacked as a 9 year old boy......