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Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 05:56 PM
:lol if the Falcons lose this....

Avante
10-07-2013, 06:07 PM
There is no doubt they win this.

A must win situation at home heading into a bye week vs a rookie QB playing his first MNF game. Perfect "spot" for a Falcons win.

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 06:07 PM
i'm down by 5 in fantasy and have Falcons D. c'mon Geno. serve em up!

Chief Brody
10-07-2013, 06:37 PM
I still have a thing for Suzy, even though she's an aging dyke

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 07:03 PM
I'm surprised Ray Lewis is welcomed back in Atlanta

JoeTait75
10-07-2013, 07:12 PM
I'm surprised Ray Lewis is welcomed back in Atlanta

The two guys his buddies killed were both from Ohio (Akron, iirc.) So it's all good.

Much as I loath Stabbin' Ray you know those guys had a hand in their own demise.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 07:15 PM
The two guys his buddies killed were both from Ohio (Akron, iirc.) So it's all good.

Much as I loath Stabbin' Ray you know those guys had a hand in their own demise.
As is almost always the case. Bullets and blades just naturally gravitate to those folk.

jeebus
10-07-2013, 07:19 PM
I might have to stream this if Geno plays incredible.

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 07:19 PM
As is almost always the case. Bullets and blades just naturally gravitate to those folk.

never degrees or jobs

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 07:22 PM
never degrees or jobs
http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Amen+brotha+_f68edd8d2387ff032c569653b3cbe171.gif

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 07:45 PM
dropped interception, damnit

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 07:46 PM
:lol blocked punt

Raven
10-07-2013, 08:02 PM
some crazy plays already

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:05 PM
yeah so far the Jets dropped an easy pick 6 and failed to recover a fumble that hit them right in the chest

LakerHater
10-07-2013, 08:11 PM
Nice PLay!

LakerHater
10-07-2013, 08:15 PM
Damn, couldnt beat the kicker! :lol

lefty
10-07-2013, 08:17 PM
Lol Chargers

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:18 PM
lol Geno

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:22 PM
Great pass there.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:25 PM
Do the Falcons really suck this badly?

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:28 PM
Lol Matt Ryan

LakerHater
10-07-2013, 08:28 PM
Ryan was even callin out 52 & they still couldnt block!!

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:30 PM
Is Don Cheadle prepping for a Hotel Rwanda sequel? Someone needs to throw a burger at him.

HI-FI
10-07-2013, 08:30 PM
I still have a thing for Suzy, even though she's an aging dyke

even though i'm a short hair aficionado, I think she looks sexier with the long hair. i'd also add that Lisa Salters is a very underrated negrita.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:31 PM
Rex Ryan is calling the defensive plays tonight for the Jets. So far he is out coaching the Falcons

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:32 PM
Holy shit the Jets might actually win this :lol

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:33 PM
:loldamn, the Falcons are a dumpster fire right now. Fitting though, as it's a microcosm of their city.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:36 PM
Geno Smith is raising the week 5 cumulative average of the black QB report card

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:39 PM
In the name of all that is holy, why in the fuck do you insist on ramming a 2nd-string RB up the middle when you have 3 uncoverable receiving threats? Give it up, go empty backfield, and call it a day.

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 08:46 PM
In the name of all that is holy, why in the fuck do you insist on ramming a 2nd-string RB up the middle when you have 3 uncoverable receiving threats? Give it up, go empty backfield, and call it a day.

worked for the cowboys

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 08:47 PM
C'mon time for some swag Roddy White

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 08:52 PM
Cum Newton is even laughing at the Falcons' redzone efficiency.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:53 PM
:lmao Stuffed

Pelicans78
10-07-2013, 08:53 PM
:lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 08:53 PM
:lmao what a total abortion

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 08:54 PM
:lmao Mike Smith
:lmao Failcants

Pelicans78
10-07-2013, 08:54 PM
Love the play-calling. Didn't even trust Matt Ryan.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 08:54 PM
Rex Ryan is shitting all over Mike Smith so far

Spurminator
10-07-2013, 08:55 PM
Yikes, this looks bad for the Falcons. And for people like me who picked them in their survivor pools.

resistanze
10-07-2013, 08:56 PM
:lmao Falcons

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 08:56 PM
Atlanta should have kept Michael Turner :lol

resistanze
10-07-2013, 08:57 PM
Wow, I haven't seen such a coach show so much non-confidence in a supposed playoff team in a while

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 08:59 PM
When does Mike Smith get the axe?

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 08:59 PM
Atlanta should have kept Michael Turner :lol

They said Jackson is "completely healed" but they wanted to be cautious and keep him out through the bye week, which sounds like a massive identity crisis since 1-3 teams that are expected to contend generally don't sit important players as a precaution when the player is "completely healed".

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:04 PM
I just got a sudden craving for some Checkers...the Bacon Roadhouse probably has 10K calories, but goddamnit it's worth it.

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:07 PM
I just got a sudden craving for some Checkers...the Bacon Roadhouse probably has 10K calories, but goddamnit it's worth it.

Every time I watch MNF and see the $5.99 Dominoes commercials I'm reminded of a year ago when I was FAT and could devour one of those fuckers every Monday night while I was studying :lol

:cry then I end up eating healfy :cry

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:10 PM
Every time I watch MNF and see the $5.99 Dominoes commercials I'm reminded of a year ago when I was FAT and could devour one of those fuckers every Monday night while I was studying :lol

:cry then I end up eating healfy :cry
I got the munchies like crazy right now (drug-free munchies) and I could dominate a large thincrust w/ sausage. Never liked Dominos pan pizza tbh

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 09:11 PM
They said Jackson is "completely healed" but they wanted to be cautious and keep him out through the bye week, which sounds like a massive identity crisis since 1-3 teams that are expected to contend generally don't sit important players as a precaution when the player is "completely healed".

they probably assumed they would easily beat the jest

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:15 PM
Oh look, another failed run up the middle.

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:18 PM
Oh look, another failed run up the middle.
:lol keeping the defense honest

good one mike smith

resistanze
10-07-2013, 09:18 PM
Does that nigga Gonzalez ever age

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:19 PM
I got the munchies like crazy right now (drug-free munchies) and I could dominate a large thincrust w/ sausage. Never liked Dominos pan pizza tbh

:lol drug free munchies

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:19 PM
Tony Gonzalez is keeping the Falcons in the game

HI-FI
10-07-2013, 09:21 PM
Rodgers giving me some hope in fantasy.

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:26 PM
im currently winning by 0.42 points... only active player left is Atlanta defense for me... need some fucking turnovers

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:27 PM
and as i type that i almost got a pick from a fatfuck :lol

resistanze
10-07-2013, 09:33 PM
:lol Checkdown Ryan gets stripped

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:34 PM
:lmao Gruden sucks Ryan's dick and he fumbles the very next play

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 09:34 PM
im currently winning by 0.42 points... only active player left is Atlanta defense for me... need some fucking turnovers
shouldn't you just need like 1 sack?

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:35 PM
shouldn't you just need like 1 sack?
not if the jets are gna keep scoring

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:36 PM
that last throw was interception material, tbh :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:37 PM
:lol can someone tell mewhen did Vladimir Bukkake get benched? He looked like he'd finally figured it out in the NE game this year and was able to block Wilfork without any double team help on most plays.

Raven
10-07-2013, 09:37 PM
qb run on a 3 & 20? :lol

resistanze
10-07-2013, 09:40 PM
Vladimir Bukkake
:lmao

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:41 PM
qb run on a 3 & 20? :lol
when nobody is open, instead of gunning a 20 yard throw that will likely get picked, or throwing it away for no yards, it makes sense to get whatever yards you can to make the field goal attempt shorter

Raven
10-07-2013, 09:42 PM
atlanta should really forget about running those short yardage obvious runs tbh..

Raven
10-07-2013, 09:43 PM
when nobody is open, instead of gunning a 20 yard throw that will likely get picked, or throwing it away for no yards, it makes sense to get whatever yards you can to make the field goal attempt shorter

true true, but still funny :lol if he got injured on that it would have been a gronkowski like retardedness tbh :lol

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:44 PM
i just wish he fumbled, tbh :lol

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:46 PM
Let's celebrate breast cancer survivors who like there one cheeseburger away from a coronary.

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:46 PM
:lmao that punter leveling a Jets trainer

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:46 PM
Bosher should play safety

resistanze
10-07-2013, 09:47 PM
I love watching this meltdown tbh

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 09:47 PM
Let's celebrate breast cancer survivors who like there one cheeseburger away from a coronary.

pretty sure their obesity may most likely be linked to their cancer

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:47 PM
Bosher should play safety

better tackler than Steve Gregory :lol

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:47 PM
Let's celebrate breast cancer survivors who like there one cheeseburger away from a coronary.

:lol that was a large collection of cattle tbh

Pelicans78
10-07-2013, 09:49 PM
pretty sure their obesity may most likely be linked to their cancer

Or their cancer is linked to their obesity.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:49 PM
Now That's the Chris Ivory that i remember

Floyd Pacquiao
10-07-2013, 09:49 PM
damn just turned the game wtf falcons suck that much now?

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:49 PM
pretty sure their obesity may most likely be linked to their cancer

How many of them do you think claim they have a "thyroid condition" :lol

resistanze
10-07-2013, 09:51 PM
Matty Creampie's Falcons getting cucked :lol

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:51 PM
Fucking soldier :lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 09:51 PM
Vladdy Bukkake comes in and the Jets score. UNLEASH the big fella.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:52 PM
go for 2 coach, wtf

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
Tha U!

spurraider21
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
honestly, fuck my fantasy team with the back of a bus

BRHornet45
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
Falcons have the trashiest and worst fans in the entire NFL imo. their season ends tonight.

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
Gotta give props - Geno's played well so far tonight, tbh....

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 09:53 PM
Or their cancer is linked to their obesity.

what i meant

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 09:55 PM
If it wasn't for that Week 11 two years ago when most of the Canes players were on byes UM would have a 12 year TD scoring streak. Unbelievable stuff.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 09:55 PM
What a bad decision not to go for 2 right there. If the Falcons win 28-27.....

IronMexican
10-07-2013, 09:57 PM
:lol Gonzalez vame back for one more year of this.

KoolAid Mans Brother
10-07-2013, 10:00 PM
There is no doubt they win this.

A must win situation at home heading into a bye week vs a rookie QB playing his first MNF game. Perfect "spot" for a Falcons win.

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DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:01 PM
Gotta love how Harry Douglas did an unnecessary curl route after the catch and cost himself some yards

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:01 PM
First pass over 3 yards and Julio drops it.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:03 PM
DH right about that 2PC

HarlemHeat37
10-07-2013, 10:04 PM
What a bad decision not to go for 2 right there. If the Falcons win 28-27.....

:lol you know it's coming, tbh..

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:05 PM
I'd say Geno's about due for a TO.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:05 PM
Yeah let's see if Geno can handle the pressure and crowd noise on this game deciding possession.

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:07 PM
came here to witness the reaction from the inevitable geno turnover :lol

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:08 PM
HORRIBLE pocket presence.

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:08 PM
:lmao Jets. Geno holding the ball longer than Big Rape.

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:09 PM
That bish with the tigole bitties though.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:09 PM
expected choke possession... sack, penalty, and conservative 3rd and long call

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:10 PM
I love how this is going to come down to the Falcons' ability to finish off the game. This game is now a guaranteed win b/c one of these teams will be in full meltdown mode afterwards:tu

Raven
10-07-2013, 10:11 PM
nice game tbh, not many tournovers, some good passing.. not much to complain about.

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:13 PM
:lol the exact same play

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:13 PM
damn what a catch

TheCultOfPersonality
10-07-2013, 10:15 PM
:lol Gonzalez vame back for one more year of this.
The Falcons should trade him to the Packers tbh.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:17 PM
another dropped interception, smh

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:18 PM
Gotta love how Gruden whips out his football dick after every play. "Oh that's the ol' Y-tango yogurt route!"

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:18 PM
matty ice about to reach romo status :lmao

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:18 PM
4th down... here we go.

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 10:19 PM
:lol Matt Ryan's redzone efficiency at crucial moments

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 10:19 PM
matty ice about to reach romo status :lmao

he's always been horrid in these situations

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
matty ice getting aaron murray treatment :lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
:lmao bailout

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
WTF? Weak ass call.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
and the refs decide the outcome. unreal

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
meh call...Another 4 tries for Matt

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:20 PM
WTF? Weak ass call.

They showed the wrong replay

Raven
10-07-2013, 10:21 PM
it must be frustrating to be a jets fun..

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:22 PM
Let's hope Rex is smart enough to stop the clock in case they do score

Raven
10-07-2013, 10:23 PM
Matty Ice delivering it tbh

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:24 PM
geno meltdown coming up :lol

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:24 PM
DH right about that 2PC

Rex should be absolutely grilled for that call. Every chart in the world will say go for 2 in that situation

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:24 PM
Matty Ice delivering it tbh

Not hard when the refs give you 8 chances instead of 4

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 10:25 PM
:lol Failcants
:lol Needing Goodell and Rex Ryan's idiocy to beat the Jets

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:25 PM
Not hard when the refs give you 8 chances instead of 4

clearly a hold

Fabbs
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
#56 held?
Got to see that replay again.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
sack/fumble or int? place your bets now

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
Tyme for Nick Folk 63 yarder to win it

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
Lets see where this Geno drive goes LOL

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
:lol Please win this Jets

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:26 PM
come on Geno. The black QB report card is counting on you. You got this

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:27 PM
Geno playing like a boss.

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:28 PM
Nick Folk is going to shank the hell out of this FG

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:28 PM
hey cowboys fans, the jets about to rely on nick folk :lmao

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:28 PM
Brady Quinn is a jet?:lol

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:29 PM
Brady Quinn is a jet?:lol

Yeah we cut det bum and they picked him up :lol

Fabbs
10-07-2013, 10:30 PM
Wasnt that an illegal screen by #11?

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:30 PM
hey cowboys fans, the jets about to rely on nick folk :lmao

He was cut for being fat, not for missing

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:31 PM
Well, Geno did his job. It's on Folk now.

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:31 PM
Nice drive by Geno, hate to say.

resistanze
10-07-2013, 10:31 PM
:lmao

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 10:31 PM
Can't blame Geno if the Jets lose this, he's done his part tbh....

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:32 PM
:lol Falcons

Raven
10-07-2013, 10:32 PM
good game

Holden_Caulfield
10-07-2013, 10:32 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao

Darth_Pelican
10-07-2013, 10:32 PM
:lmao Falcons

Saints 5-0
Panthers 1-3
Falcons 1-4
Bucs 0-4

:lmao

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 10:32 PM
:lmao Failcants
:lmao Losing despite help from Rex and Goodell

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:33 PM
:lmao Mark Sanchez cheering on the sidelines

Clipper Nation
10-07-2013, 10:33 PM
There is no doubt they win this.

A must win situation at home heading into a bye week vs a rookie QB playing his first MNF game. Perfect "spot" for a Falcons win.


There is no doubt they win this.

Perfect "spot" for a Falcons win.


There is no doubt they win this.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao

thunderup
10-07-2013, 10:34 PM
Entertaining game. I'm quickly becoming a geno fan yall.

Brunodf
10-07-2013, 10:34 PM
:lolFalcons too late again

DeadlyDynasty
10-07-2013, 10:35 PM
and just like that, half the Georgia Dome put on their Geno jersies

Spur-Addict
10-07-2013, 10:36 PM
ATL should've taken those 3 points at half.

Trainwreck2100
10-07-2013, 10:37 PM
Entertaining game. I'm quickly becoming a geno fan yall.

wait for next year

Creepn
10-07-2013, 10:38 PM
:fro

LakerHater
10-07-2013, 10:47 PM
Ryan jus said hes happy they got it this way insteada takin it a different way!

HI-FI
10-08-2013, 12:38 AM
i was hoping Falcons would win, but I can't deny Rodgers came up huge for me in fantasy. happy I took a gamble on the little dude.