Video Game That Allows You To Control Kobe Having Consenual Sex

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol This shit is awesome....I scored like 80 consensual relationships in less than 30 secs...:lmao it's pretty easy...

Goal: Help Kobe Have As Many Consenting Relationships As Possible

Arrows = Move
Space = Hump


http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-163.htm



Man I wonder if they have a game for Tammy scoring in his style...:lol

[Clipper Nation]

80 consensual relationships for you in the game, 0 in real life :lol

[Arnold Toht]

OMG :lmao

[lefty]

80 consensual relationships for you in the game, 0 in real life :lol
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30600000/Hulk-punches-Thor-XD-the-avengers-30656412-320-240.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

80 consensual relationships for you in the game, 0 in real life :lol

[Texas_Ranger]

hahahahahhahah :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

2nd try 170 pts in 1 minute....I need to slow this fuckin down some....:lol...what cool way to have some eSex...who needs porn :lol

[lefty]

lol I won despite being a white dude


Shit is too easy

[Koolaid_Man]

lol I won despite being a white dude


Shit is too easy

best pussy you ever had huh :lol..I kept fucking Dr. Buss...and that old African Bitch

[Koolaid_Man]

I love the music too...the hook is: "Who got da Booty" :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Hey... write the developers and tell them to do a Duncan one... lol

[lefty]

..I kept fucking Dr. Buss...and that old African Bitch
:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey... write the developers and tell them to do a Duncan one... lol

:lol you already know I'm looking for it...

[Thebesteva]

80 consensual relationships for you in the game, 0 in real life :lol

First time you've ever actually said something funny, trophy for you

http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG

[ElNono]

Game is asking for a $40m ring... what's up with that?

[lefty]

Game is asking for a $40m ring... what's up with that?
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

First time you've ever actually said something funny, trophy for you

http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DFfcLE_ncHM/Ug-NLttUW5I/AAAAAAAAAhE/IP5h04TTOgg/s1600/salt.jpg

[Flawless]

What the ..:lmao

[Thebesteva]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DFfcLE_ncHM/Ug-NLttUW5I/AAAAAAAAAhE/IP5h04TTOgg/s1600/salt.jpg

Over what? The Clippers? Or the Heat? Or over MJ's posting? You're riding more dicks than anyone on forum history tbh

[ElNono]

Found the cheat codes:

Up-Up-Down-Down: Snitch on a teammate
Left-Right-Left-Right: Jerk off after rape
Up-Right-Down-Left: Call Stern and ask for foodstamps
Down-Left-Up-Right: Beg Dwert to #stay

[Spur-Addict]

Found the cheat codes:

Up-Up-Down-Down: Snitch on a teammate
Left-Right-Left-Right: Jerk off after rape
Up-Right-Down-Left: Call Stern and ask for foodstamps
Down-Left-Up-Right: Beg Dwert to #stay

:lmao

[lefty]

Found the cheat codes:

Up-Up-Down-Down: Snitch on a teammate
Left-Right-Left-Right: Jerk off after rape
Up-Right-Down-Left: Call Stern and ask for foodstamps
Down-Left-Up-Right: Beg Dwert to #stay
Move over Banderas.gif

http://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/tg/image/1340/77/1340772670196.gif

[Arnold Toht]

Over what? The Clippers? Or the Heat? Or over MJ's posting? You're riding more dicks than anyone on forum history tbh

The man rode on the LeBron James bandwagon throughout the Finals and then he climbed back on the Spurs bandwagon for the entire fuckin' offseason.

[Clipper Nation]

The man rode on the LeBron James bandwagon throughout the Finals and then he climbed back on the Spurs bandwagon for the entire fuckin' offseason.

Are you a 1-timer or a Sweep victim? You've played both sides for the entire fuckin' offseason....

[Arnold Toht]

^ 5-time NBA World Champ, certified.

PS: You'd love to be a 1-time NBA World Champ, wouldn't ya!

[Clipper Nation]

^ 5-time NBA World Champ, certified.

But your team says "Dallas Mavericks" :downspin:

[Arnold Toht]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.

[RD2191]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.
:lmao

[Rogue]

At least Kobe wouldn't get accused of what? rape :lol

[Clipper Nation]

PS: You'd love to be a 1-time NBA World Champ, wouldn't ya!

Nah, I wouldn't want to downgrade from 13-timer to 1-timer, tbh....

[Buddy Mignon]

At least Kobe wouldn't get accused of what? rape :lol


Its not rape if she pulled her panties off.

[elmanutres]

^ That's because of Nowitzki, who obviously has Nazi ties.

dirk is not a nazi. what kind of nazi marries a black girl. nazis go for the white girls, preferably blue eyed and blonde. You have mavs on cause you are a bandwagoner, thus a 1 timer.

[Thebesteva]

The man rode on the LeBron James bandwagon throughout the Finals and then he climbed back on the Spurs bandwagon for the entire fuckin' offseason.

Honestly, he's the worst case of bandwagoner I've ever seen. He keeps deflecting to the post 2010 Laker fan bs, but he fails to explain why in God's name he has Clippers in his avatar and name, but is sporting a Lebron sig and sucks his mushroom tip in every debate.

It's like a die hard Laker fan sporting Tim Duncan in their sig.

[Clipper Nation]

LeBron's been my favorite player since he was drafted, so I root for him whenever he's not playing the Clippers, tbh.... pretty simple....

[LkrFan]

Found the cheat codes:

Up-Up-Down-Down: Snitch on a teammate
Left-Right-Left-Right: Jerk off after rape
Up-Right-Down-Left: Call Stern and ask for foodstamps
Down-Left-Up-Right: Beg Dwert to #stay
:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

First time you've ever actually said something funny, trophy for you

http://madeinhead.org/anism/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/super-retard.JPG

:lmao

Hey CN, why are you sporting Cam's persona? Thought you didn't like em

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LeBron's been my favorite player since he was drafted, so I root for him whenever he's not playing the Clippers, tbh.... pretty simple....

In other words: My team can't win shit, so I pull for the best player.

[Clipper Nation]

In other words: My team can't win shit, so I pull for the best player.
:lol 3 interceptions
:lol 0 touchdowns
:lol Fumble
:lol Safety
:lol Pouting on the sidelines by himself
:lol 1-3
:lol Scam Newton

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lol 3 interceptions
:lol 0 touchdowns
:lol Fumble
:lol Safety
:lol Pouting on the sidelines by himself
:lol 1-3
:lol Scam Newton

tl;dr

you're a clippers fan with a lebron pic as your signature.. nothing you can say can be more pathetic than that lol.

especially when you have a mvp candidate on your squad. what a joke.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry tl;dr :cry

:cry Leave Cum Newton aloooooone :cry

What's the controversy, anyway? I thought LeBron was the new T-Mac and a scrub because he doesn't force the least efficient shot in basketball? :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

tl;dr

you're a clippers fan with a lebron pic as your signature.. nothing you can say can be more pathetic than that lol.

especially when you have a mvp candidate on your squad. what a joke.

PS: He will never be in the same league as jordan... maybe if he could hit that midrange shot.

[DMC]

Even a minimum wage whore doesn't want rich monkey cum on her face.