Predict Kobe's Next Injury Excuse for Quitting on his Team

[DMC]

Dude is making 30m. No way he wants his last big year to be the impending shit fest it's going to be.

Predict his exit strategy for the season after he makes his triumphant return from the fake injury he had last year.

[Rogue]

Maybe tearing the Achilles tendon of another foot?

[AchillesHeel]

I don't think he'll have another injury like that, probably one/two ankle sprain(s) when team's not doing so well.

[Bynumite]

It would be easier to predict Jim's next choke job tbh.

[lefty]

:cry my penis is sore from too many trips to Pepsi Center

[Thebesteva]

First, I see Gasol getting injured over vaginal infection, and then Kobe will go another 15-20 games before he sits out the rest of the season. I do NOT see Kobe retiring a Laker.

[spurraider21]

It would be easier to predict Jim's next choke job tbh.
yeah like offering kobe a contract in the summer, giving a max to rudy gay because lebron, melo, kryie is a moronic pipe dream, etc.

[Holden_Caulfield]

i rushed my return:cry shouldve pulled a drose:cry

[Venti Quattro]

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.

[lefty]

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.
2013 Summer Hit :lol

[Raven]

Swaggy P bangs his wife?

[TDMVPDPOY]

u know they going to hype up his season like jordans flu game, this clown and the media has always tried to find something to overrate this hack in the media

[The Reckoning]

mental problems. can't handle being so great :cry.

[LkrFan]

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.
This. Matter of fact, I hereby decree that no BNSF can utter the word faggot ever again - unless they are talking about Tammy. :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Jammed Pinkie

[DMC]

u know they going to hype up his season like jordans flu game, this clown and the media has always tried to find something to overrate this hack in the media

They have to. He's in Hollywood and what else does Fredo Buss have to offer? It doesn't matter what other teams do, because Hollywood is Mecca for media and Kobe is all they have going at the moment.

[DMC]

This. Matter of fact, I hereby decree that no BNSF can utter the word faggot ever again - unless they are talking about Tammy. :lol
Shut up, faggot

[Koolaid_Man]

Tim Duncan is a homosexual.

Hey - You have no quarrel with me over this...

[Koolaid_Man]

2013 Summer Hit :lol

Tammy's a hard male pipe hitter...

[Fortune Cookie]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/91eaf1ff-f6f1-4fa6-b275-b20f86e60091.jpg?t=1381415372

[AchillesHeel]

u know they going to hype up his season like jordans flu game, this clown and the media has always tried to find something to overrate this hack in the media

Yeah, that shit is played out. Jordan had an amazing return from 95-98, it will be a shame when Kirby's 25-28 ppg season gets compared to 3peat MJ.

[DMC]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/91eaf1ff-f6f1-4fa6-b275-b20f86e60091.jpg?t=1381415372

The old High 5.

[UZER]

http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab257/dirosmit/91eaf1ff-f6f1-4fa6-b275-b20f86e60091.jpg?t=1381415372

That should say Rakers

[jimbo]

Wrist. He'll play through it like a warrior and end up with his 8/30 statlines.

[diego]

he'll shoot the lakers out of some games and come up with a wrist or finger injury nobody knew about that he was valiantly playing through. Once the writing is on the wall and the lakers need to win 80% of their games left to make the playoffs, he'll have a knee or ankle injury that forces him to watch from the sidelines- the question is if that will be in March/april to close out the season, or around january so he can come back when all there is to play for is the all time scoring list. Im guessing he'll do it early so he has a better chucking scenario later on.

[DMC]

Kobe already scaling back.

[lefty]

" I jerked too soon "