LMAO at Applebees

[lebomb]

Sittin there eating and having a drink with my girl at Applebees, and in walks a really cute girl and another that looked.....uhhhumm, a little mannish. Well, turns out they are lesbians as we suspected. The mannish one was all over the cute one as they ate and had a few cocktails. Then this :drunk ass dude walks over to them trying to throw game, like he was gonna take one or both home with him. He offers to buy them a drink and they accepted. The drinks come and he says cheers as all 3 down the shots. Next thing? The lesbians say "Thanks" stand straight the fuck up and walk out hand in hand. Ol dude is standing there like :wtf , gottdayum bitches took my for my paper :cuss .......... guess he went home and :jack his cack with his :cry

:lmao ...........classic Philip maneuver at the bar

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

lol @ going to Applebees period. shit food, shit people

[Koolaid_Man]

Sittin there eating and having a drink with my girl at Applebees, and in walks a really cute girl and another that looked.....uhhhumm, a little mannish. Well, turns out they are lesbians as we suspected. The mannish one was all over the cute one as they ate and had a few cocktails. Then this :drunk ass dude walks over to them trying to throw game, like he was gonna take one or both home with him. He offers to buy them a drink and they accepted. The drinks come and he says cheers as all 3 down the shots. Next thing? The lesbians say "Thanks" stand straight the fuck up and walk out hand in hand. Ol dude is standing there like :wtf , gottdayum bitches took my for my paper :cuss .......... guess he went home and :jack his cack with his :cry

:lmao ...........classic Philip maneuver at the bar


He's trying to spit game in a "Applebee's"? I've heard of the place, seen commercials but never been...it sounds Cheesy as fuck...almost like Chuck-E-Cheese for the Bambino's...no one took him he gave the money away....I ain't buying no fucking drinks at no got dam applebee's...I just can't imagine he thought he'd score in a place like that....weird yo...

[Koolaid_Man]

lol @ going to Applebees period. shit food, shit people

I presume there's nothing wrong with the place if you're not trying to pick up chicks...

[Rogue]

Dude has learned to tell lesbos from straights at least, and the tuition ain't too big imho

[lebomb]

lol @ going to Applebees period. shit food, shit people

I aint mad at ya..........I hated that place, but gave it another chance after years. Its actually not a bad deal. We got the 2 for $20......appetizer, two entrees, 4 alcoholic beverages for $30 total. And the shit actually tasted good for a change.

*shrugs*

[lebomb]

He's trying to spit game in a "Applebee's"? I've heard of the place, seen commercials but never been...it sounds Cheesy as fuck...almost like Chuck-E-Cheese for the Bambino's...no one took him he gave the money away....I ain't buying no fucking drinks at no got dam applebee's...I just can't imagine he thought he'd score in a place like that....weird yo...


It was so predictable it was almost not worth making a thread over, but it was funny as hell. Dude walked from another table of his friends and actually thought he could pull one or both lesbians. How in the world could he be so dumb? When girls are locked up with other girls, they usually HATE men by that time. Dude didnt stand a chance in hell getting any ass from them.

[lebomb]

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wenn2376989.jpg


This is about how opposite these lesbians were. One HOT, the other NOT so much.

[DJR210]

lol @ going to Applebees period. shit food, shit people

The bar is perfectly good. Hard to fuck up a beer unless it's slightly less than ice cold tbh.

[CubanMustGo]

LOL American beer drinker who thinks it's only good if it's "ice cold" to numb the taste buds

[baseline bum]

The bar is perfectly good. Hard to fuck up a beer unless it's slightly less than ice cold tbh.

Ice cold is a pretty good way to fuck a beer up tbh.

[DJR210]

Ice cold is a pretty good way to fuck a beer up tbh.

Lukewarm for you? Wake up after a party and drink the backwash in all of your cans?

[baseline bum]

Lukewarm for you? Wake up after a party and drink the backwash in all of your cans?

Most of the time the temperature after taking it out the fridge for 10 minutes is pretty good. Makes an enormous positive difference in the flavor unless you're drinking Olde English 800 tbh.

[DJR210]

Most of the time the temperature after taking it out the fridge for 10 minutes is pretty good. Makes an enormous positive difference in the flavor unless you're drinking Olde English 800 tbh.

Meh, not a beer connoisseur. I don't really drink for the flavor experience, but more to get drunk. I'm a pothead so I'm more picky with how I consume there.

[DPG21920]

Meh, not a beer connoisseur. I don't really drink for the flavor experience, but more to get drunk. I'm a pothead so I'm more picky with how I consume there.

Same concept - Imagine the best way to smoke and enjoy good weed vs smoking dirt out of a coke can.

[DPG21920]

I have never been to Applebees. I could never even for one second imagine a scenario where I would choose that.

[DJR210]

Same concept - Imagine the best way to smoke and enjoy good weed vs smoking dirt out of a coke can.

:lol

Makes perfect sense now, thanks.

[Phillip]

lol utsa

[DPG21920]

:lol

Makes perfect sense now, thanks.

:lol My analogies have been on point lately.

[philldafunk]

After that PR nightmare they had last year, Applebees isn't bad at all. They have happy hour all day, and half priced appetizers after 10 (or something like that). I take females to the one off of Walzem often.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

shit food, indeed.

[baseline bum]

shit food, indeed.

You don't like paying for someone to microwave your dinner for you?

[DJR210]

What is the general consensus from ST on Chili's?

[lebomb]

LMAO off at all the clowns that act like they eat at the Palm every gottdayum night. You bitches eat fast food dont ya?

And.......LMAO at Philip, that cawk butter works fries at Carls Jr. Wet Tshirt wearing OU faggot.

[Spur|n|Austin]

What is the general consensus from ST on Chili's?

Worse than Applebee's if possible, then again I haven't been to either since I can't remember when.

[resistanze]

Same concept - Imagine the best way to smoke and enjoy good weed vs smoking dirt out of a coke can.

:lol Truth

[cantthinkofanything]

Worse than Applebee's if possible, then again I haven't been to either since I can't remember when.

I went to Applebee's about 6 years ago and it was worse than any Chili's I've been to. Seems like Applebee's is always advertising some new menu addition but the all look the same. Some kind of grilled shit topped with some other grilled shit with some shit sauce. Served on a skillet.

If we're meeting some friends and all the kids are along, I don't mind Chili's. It's always the same discussion. Twelve people trying to decide where to go. The parents make good suggestions but there's always one kid who won't eat there. After a few minutes, someone will throw in the flag and say, "Chili's?". Then everyone looks at the problem kid who nods their head and everyone reluctantly agrees. So I know the food will be average and the service will suck but it beats having to argue about where to go.

[lebomb]

TBH...........we went to Applebees because of 2 for $20 (cheap bastards) and there was NO WAIT!! Noone goes to that muthafawkuh!! :lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

I always agressively flirt with a Dikes bitch when they cross my path.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's classier to take your girl through the Mickey D's drive-thru, pull the "I forgot my wallet" card, then go home and drill her in the ass.

[DeadlyDynasty]

btw, we mustn't forget that chain joints like Applebees are fine dining for blackfolk. Go to any Red Lobster and the demographics are 70% black, 25% senior citizens (of either race), and 5% white.

[RD2191]

It's amazing, You'd never think everyone on ST is a millionaire.

[DeadlyDynasty]

It's amazing, You'd never think everyone on ST is a millionaire.
Maybe just a handful of millionaires on this site, but that has nothing to do with it. If you're a be@ner or a yo then those places are like Morton's or Capitol Grille.

[chunticakes]

lol lebomb.

[The Reckoning]

http://www.4029tv.com/news/national/police-man-put-chastity-lock-on-his-girlfriend/-/8897558/22351036/-/ivp1n9/-/index.html

[th3answ3r]

lmfao is applebees really microwave food?

[Chief Brody]

Yes.