Need Advice On How To Pickup B*tches - Which NBA Super Star Do You Consult?

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao I think one thing we can all agree on Kobe wins this shit in a landslide...if he doesn't then each of you should question your own sexualities

Micheal Jordan? *aka* Air Jaundice

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Lebron James? *aka* The Hamburglar (courtesy of getting dissed at the Olympics) :lol

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Tim Duncan? *aka* Shimmie Dunkhim (Pick Me If You're Gay) :lol
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Kobe Bryant? *aka* The Black Dickem down Mamba
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[Calispursfan11]

Kool what happened to your bitch taking a dump avatar. That was pretty unique.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool what happened to your bitch taking a dump avatar. That was pretty unique.

truth is I need to piss off some white boys so I'm going with Rev Al. until further notice :p:

[Calispursfan11]

truth is I need to piss off some white boys so I'm going with Rev Al. until further notice :p:

Fair enuff my nigga

[JRHernandez88]

I would holla at kobehttp://imageshack.us/a/img846/1092/davidsternehhhh.png

[elmanutres]

Kool what happened to your bitch taking a dump avatar. That was pretty unique. that wasn't his bitch, it was a picture of koon herself.

[DMC]

You, Avante and Cantthinkofanything are neck and neck for the "trying too hard" award.

[Koolaid_Man]

You, Avante and Cantthinkofanything are neck and neck for the "trying too hard" award.

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[ohmwrecker]

I know who I would consult if I wanted to rape a fat white girl and then jerk off because I couldn't finish the job.

[DMC]

One place blacks mess up in their deductive logic is that they try to use modus tollens to refute the antecedent in the first premise of a conditional syllogism when the antecedent is not unconditionally associated with the consequent.

[spurraider21]

I'd consult with Marco Jaric TBQFH

[Koolaid_Man]

One place blacks mess up in their deductive logic is that they try to use modus tollens to refute the antecedent in the first premise of a conditional syllogism when the antecedent is not unconditionally associated with the consequent.

:lol ^ prison talk?

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[Koolaid_Man]

I'd consult with Marco Jaric TBQFH

because you think he's handsome :lol or you think he gets more pussy than Kobe?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

none lol because i dont need advice on getting girls... but i bet you would consult kobe. "should i show her my naruto collection kobyz?"

then again, you might wanna consult jim considering you're on his dick harder then the girl he raped

[Koolaid_Man]

none lol because i dont need advice on getting girls... but i bet you would consult kobe. "should i show her my naruto collection kobyz?"

then again, you might wanna consult jim considering you're on his dick harder then the girl he raped

^ I bet you hate Ho's huh...you and your homies be like fuck them bitches....:lol gone swing left then big homie...do your undercover thug thizzle

[spurraider21]

because you think he's handsome :lol or you think he gets more pussy than Kobe?
no, because he's fucking Adriana Lima

[JohnnyMax]

Athletes that are better than Kobe at getting hot chicks

Tony Parker
Jason Kidd
Dennis Rodman
Wilt Chamberlain

Non NBA

David Beckham
Alex Rodriguez
Tony Romo
Tom Brady
Derek Jeter
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tiger Woods

[RD2191]

no, because he's fucking Adriana Lima
:lmao:tuI wonder if Kool really didn't know that.

[LkrFan]

:corn:

[JohnnyMax]

Kobe married the 1st hot chick he saw and raped another one. Messing up his image.

He's the last guy I would ask about chicks.

[Rogue]

Dirk has a badass taste of bitches so if I were not a celibate I'd definitely consult dirk before any other NBA player about picking up bitches tbh. And since when has the whole spurstalk begun to refer to all women as bitches? I like this misogynist approach anyway.

[Rogue]

make my goddess an exception though, she's a goddess.

[Leetonidas]

considering he couldn't even convince some nasty whore to take a load to the face and had to jerk off by himself it probably wouldn't be him :lol

[Rogue]

Our German god only chooses the finest bitches to fuck imho, and that's also my personal ideology about choosing bitches. I wouldn't lose my virginity to a gross ugly bitch even if I weren't a celibate tbh.

Big Daddy Tyson has scored more bitches for sure, dude's the real scoring champion of today's league in that regard imho, probably the 2nd place of all time only behind Wilt. but most of them bitches he's fucked range from average to gross (like ghazi's bitch) that I'd never want to even put my nose close to.

[apalisoc_9]

kool's definition of getting laid is pics togehter with the bitches.

You must really get laid IRL eh kool?

[Prime Time]

The best advise these guys could give would be "Become a black athletic multi-millionaire."

[DMC]

Athletes that are better than Kobe at getting hot chicks

Tony Parker
Jason Kidd
Dennis Rodman
Wilt Chamberlain

Non NBA

David Beckham
Alex Rodriguez
Tony Romo
Tom Brady
Derek Jeter
Cristiano Ronaldo
Tiger Woods

JJ Barea

[ambchang]

KM, your post screams of desperation, and given your posting history, all of us know that you have unimaginable difficulty picking up women.

There are others like you in this world, so Nick Cave wrote a song for people like you.

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Enjoy. And please, don't be so frustrated, just remember while rare, there are others like you.

[Ginobili3]

Obito Uchiha. Nigga tryna destroy the world over some childhood crush who was 5 yrs older than him and who didn't love him back.