Girls Don't Poop

[FuzzyLumpkins]

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[Rogue]

guys don't wanna believe, or imagine that bitches (especially the hottest ones) also poop, but if bitches indeed didn't poop, it would sound even more gross than pooping because that would mean they getting the waste back out of their bodies through their mouths.

[mrsmaalox]

It's true. We don't fart either.

[cantthinkofanything]

It's true. We don't fart either.

Confucius say "woman that say she not fart is full of shit"

[xmas1997]

Puts things into perspective, doesn't it? Some foxy bitch plopping down on the toilet grunting as she shits. :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Puts things into perspective, doesn't it? Some foxy bitch plopping down on the toilet grunting as she shits. :lol

ok...we acknowledge that they poop. not plopping down and grunting

[Koolaid_Man]

It's true. We don't fart either.

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[Koolaid_Man]

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[xmas1997]

ok...we acknowledge that they poop. not plopping down and grunting

:lmao. Do you think we men have a monopoly on plopping down and grunting as we shit?
Then whatever you do, don't wait outside a women's public restroom anywhere or you'll be rudely awakened! :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Check out this pussy farting contest :lmao:lmao:lmao

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[leemajors]

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http://www.mikeisgod.com/videos/cake-farts

[mrsmaalox]

Those are not women, those are beasts.

[Koolaid_Man]

Those are not women, those are beasts.

lol....come on you know you queef

[JustaGirl21]

when you eat organic, there is no grunting involved. just smooth sailing.

[Koolaid_Man]

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[Koolaid_Man]

when you eat organic, there is no grunting involved. just smooth sailing.

lol...might make my nigga Lebomb think twice

[cantthinkofanything]

:lmao. Do you think we men have a monopoly on plopping down and grunting as we shit?
Then whatever you do, don't wait outside a women's public restroom anywhere or you'll be rudely awakened! :lol

LMAO. Honestly...I've never had to plop down and fucking grunt to make a poopy. I've sure never heard a woman do it. Although, I have very limited experience seeing women doing #2. Every once in a while, I do go in to a public restroom and hear some dude really going at it. Grunting, moaning... I wonder if they even know how they sound.

Here's a true story...

Was in some Mexican restaurant at the urinal. There were two stalls. In one was some kid and his dad. The kid was crying about something. From the other stall, this old dude says, "kid...just wait until you have to wear diapers".

[xmas1997]

Organic pinto beans?
Organic cheese?
Organic black eyed peas?

Riiiiiiiiight. Uh huh! :lol

Any bar will do.

[Koolaid_Man]

when you eat organic, there is no grunting involved. just smooth sailing.

when you eat all that dirty Mexican food your farts and shit becomes hard as bricks....that's why I don't fuck with it

[Koolaid_Man]

8th grade was my first experience of a girl farting on me during sex...I didn't care though she was fine..I paused for like 5 secs and kept on stroking

[cantthinkofanything]

8th grade was my first experience of a girl farting on me during sex...I didn't care though she was fine..I paused for like 5 secs and kept on stroking

I think chicks are more likely to fart during sex with black people to cover up the smell.

[Koolaid_Man]

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[Koolaid_Man]

I think chicks are more likely to fart during sex with black people to cover up the smell.

perhaps

[Mr Hanky]

Women are just as nasty as men when it comes to dropping the bomb.

[RD2191]

Solid atheist thread

[cantthinkofanything]

Women are just as nasty as men when it comes to dropping the bomb.

you fucks must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think

[Koolaid_Man]

Women are just as nasty as men when it comes to dropping the bomb.

the two things that unites ALL HUMANITY regardless of race, religion, of creed..

1.) We all bleed red blood
2.) We all let out nasty stinking shit

I guess evolution decided we needed an asshole too :downspin: :lmao

[xXx]

regarding hanky, he's a piece of shit man. his wife is probably a piece of shit too.

[Koolaid_Man]

you fucks must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think


so your woman shits pink Roses in a nice order fashion?

[cantthinkofanything]

so your woman shits pink Roses in a nice order fashion?

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the fucking poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

[Koolaid_Man]

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the fucking poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

so are you actively trying to listen to her shit? just cuz you haven't heard it doesn't mean she doesn't do it...it's like Chris Rock said once..when the wife leaves to go to work he gets ready to jerk off to porn and his dick knows it's in trouble...same concept with women shitting...when you leave they go to town on the white house

[Custodial Engineer]

you fucks must hang around some nasty degenerate women if that's what you all think

You ever have to clean a women's bathroom!?

[cantthinkofanything]

so are you actively trying to listen to her shit? just cuz you haven't heard it doesn't mean she doesn't do it...it's like Chris Rock said once..when the wife leaves to go to work he gets ready to jerk off to porn and his dick knows it's in trouble...same concept with women shitting...when you leave they go to town on the white house

From day one, my wife has never closed the door when she goes to the bathroom. It was a little unnerving at first. And she'll go #2 while I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth or taking a shower or whatever. So no...I don't actively listen to see if she grunts or has explosive shits. But I've never heard one yet. And I've been in the vicinity of several thousand poop sessions by now. Not saying she never has. But they would have to be pretty damn rare. Or she puts on a hell of an act when I'm around. Is it possible that when she's by herself, she fucking grunts like a walrus and sprays poop all over the bowl? Sure. But I doubt it.

[mrsmaalox]

lol....come on you know you queef

Well queefs are exclusively female.....but they are a mechanical function and not an organic one, so while they may be embarrassing, they aren't gross.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL. No. But in 17 years, I've never heard her grunt on the toilet or heard the fucking poop blast out of her butt like a garden hose shooting out chili.

Your wife was raised right! :toast

[lebomb]

lol...might make my nigga Lebomb think twice

WTF??? ..............


Naw man, I said I lick my girls "clean" ass. After she showers, not pre-growler nigga.

[DJR210]

It's true. We don't fart either.

This myth has been proven to be untrue and needs more sources. I have been the victim of the Dutch Oven many a night.


You ever have to clean a women's bathroom!?

:lol there is a user with like 15 posts for every possible thread scenario.

[Millennial_Messiah]

WTF??? ..............


Naw man, I said I lick my girls "clean" ass. After she showers, not pre-growler nigga.
Licking ass in general is disgusting. That's what dogs do. Fuck dogs.