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Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 10:39 AM
http://www.longhornjoes.com/images/lg_bikini.jpg

MaNuMaNiAc
07-24-2005, 10:40 AM
Is this a trick question?

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 10:41 AM
Is this a trick question?

No. There's a point that either I'll let on later or somebody will have already figured out.

Point to make: She's not a man or used to be or anything like that.

And if anybody does know who this is, don't mention it here - I'd like to see the resulting answers.

GrandeDavid
07-24-2005, 11:34 AM
I'm kind of leery about responding to this question, being that its appears loaded. I'll just answer evasively.

"She" looks hittable, definitely.

Summers
07-24-2005, 11:35 AM
Is she the 50-year-old grandmother who does those commercials for Bowflex and looks like she's had tons of plastic surgery? Gross.

Jack Tripper
07-24-2005, 11:51 AM
i would not hit it

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:06 PM
Is she the 50-year-old grandmother who does those commercials for Bowflex and looks like she's had tons of plastic surgery? Gross.

that woman doesnt look lie she's had any plastic surgery, just because she is a grandmother and has a tight body, means she has had plastic surgery???? :rolleyes

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:07 PM
johnny blaze, i would definitely hit it, consequences be damned

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:08 PM
Is she the 50-year-old grandmother who does those commercials for Bowflex and looks like she's had tons of plastic surgery? Gross.
thinking about it she does look that that person in a way. that is disgusting.

Samr
07-24-2005, 12:10 PM
I think I see a wrinkle in the neck. I wonder how old she is. So I'll say "no" until you give me reason to believe otherwise.

A color picture (showing skin tone) would be nice.

N.Y. Johnny
07-24-2005, 12:14 PM
i would not hit it


Fag Jack!

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:16 PM
thinking about it she does look that that person in a way. that is disgusting.
i dont get it, how is it disgusting??

Jimcs50
07-24-2005, 12:20 PM
Does she have a raging case of Herpes?

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:23 PM
:lmao
Does she have a raging case of Herpes?

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:27 PM
i dont get it, how is it disgusting??
considering she looks about 50 in that picture doesn't help. maybe some color would help.

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 12:30 PM
Is she the 50-year-old grandmother who does those commercials for Bowflex and looks like she's had tons of plastic surgery? Gross.



And if anybody does know who this is, don't mention it here - I'd like to see the resulting answers.


Thanks, Summers.

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 12:30 PM
Yes, it is the Bowflex lady.

I just wanted to see the reaction from some of the people here.

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:31 PM
thispego must be desperate?

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:32 PM
considering she looks about 50 in that picture doesn't help. maybe some color would help.
wtf?!?!? :wtf
I dont know what type of 50 year old women you hand around, but she does NOT look 50 in that picture, you are stupid for saying soo.

I dont understand why people always assume plastic surgery when they see an attractive person

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:33 PM
thispego must be desperate?
hah... hardly

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:35 PM
hah... hardly
just wondering, no harm done.

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:40 PM
it's cool, it just brings up another point that really aggrevates me sometimes..
When somebody sees a girl with big breasts, "oh, she must have had breast implants"
when somebody sees a really good looking person, "oh they must have had plastic surgery"
when somebody sees a 50 year-old-woman who is beautiful and in excellent shape, "oh, she must have had plastic surgery because it is not possible to actually work out intensively and work yourself into peak physical form."

KEDA
07-24-2005, 12:40 PM
I would, even knowing the fact that she is 50


Im an equal opportunity hitter!!!

thispego
07-24-2005, 12:42 PM
hahaha, keda doesnt age discrimanate

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:43 PM
good to know

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 12:51 PM
I would, even knowing the fact that she is 50


Im an equal opportunity hitter!!!

I remember seeing the commercial for the first time and thinking...

http://www.forumspile.com/HitIt-DeclareWar.jpg

gospursgojas
07-24-2005, 12:52 PM
Whats her name so I can google image search her???

A Serbian Beast
07-24-2005, 12:53 PM
I would, even knowing the fact that she is 50


Im an equal opportunity hitter!!!
would that go the same for little 8 year olds? since your an equal opportunity hitter after all.

gospursgojas
07-24-2005, 12:55 PM
would that go the same for little 8 year olds? since your an equal opportunity hitter after all.

:lol thats just wrong!!!

baseline bum
07-24-2005, 12:58 PM
I'd hit it bareback.

TheAdmiral#50
07-24-2005, 01:27 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/hititregis.jpg

:D

ClintSquint
07-24-2005, 01:29 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/clintsquint/bushwillhitit.jpg

TheAdmiral#50
07-24-2005, 01:36 PM
Whats her name so I can google image search her???

Donna McClure

Johnny_Blaze_47
07-24-2005, 01:38 PM
http://fitgrandmother.com/

Jimcs50
07-24-2005, 01:47 PM
I bet she looks a lot older in person.


:)

Spam
07-24-2005, 01:53 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106039.gif
"I'd hit it!"

cmc$purs
07-24-2005, 02:50 PM
That a grandmilf :smokin

hell yeah i hit that :hat










of course i got clear with the wife :lol

Bandit2981
07-24-2005, 04:01 PM
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

pooh
07-24-2005, 05:38 PM
How would you like to have her for a mother-in-law?

Mr Furley
07-24-2005, 05:45 PM
I'd hit that more often than Larry would....that's a guarantee!

JackLalanne
07-24-2005, 05:58 PM
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Ain't that the truth!

AlamoSpursFan
07-24-2005, 06:32 PM
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23540.jpg

Manu20
07-24-2005, 08:33 PM
http://www.gimpalimpa.com/rpics/Humor/bill.jpg

E20
07-24-2005, 08:42 PM
I'd hit it.

Horry For 3!
07-24-2005, 08:45 PM
I wouldn't, she isn't my type.

Summers
07-24-2005, 08:47 PM
it's cool, it just brings up another point that really aggrevates me sometimes..
When somebody sees a girl with big breasts, "oh, she must have had breast implants"
when somebody sees a really good looking person, "oh they must have had plastic surgery"
when somebody sees a 50 year-old-woman who is beautiful and in excellent shape, "oh, she must have had plastic surgery because it is not possible to actually work out intensively and work yourself into peak physical form."

:rolleyes I've seen the bowflex commercial and she is obviously surgically altered. I'm a girl... I know what boobs look like. Hers are not real. And neither is her plastic face. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery, but I think the commercial is disingenuous: how do we knows she hasn't had a little lipo and a tuck?

Bandit2981
07-24-2005, 08:57 PM
:rolleyes I've seen the bowflex commercial and she is obviously surgically altered. I'm a girl... I know what boobs look like. Hers are not real. And neither is her plastic face. There's nothing wrong with plastic surgery, but I think the commercial is disingenuous: how do we knows she hasn't had a little lipo and a tuck?
You've totally contradicted yourself in your post.

E20
07-24-2005, 09:07 PM
Given this situation:

You get to choose from the following ONLY ONE:

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson

You choose one and you are allowed to hit for 24 hours but, you are then deported to another country. The only way to get back is if you hit: Rosie O'Donnel

Would you do it?

3rdCoast
07-24-2005, 09:15 PM
I would gladly smash Simpson.

I would smash Rosie.

She is a lesbian, which, is kinda hot. :lol

MaNuMaNiAc
07-24-2005, 09:24 PM
My question is, why would anyone not hit that? I mean, that's a beautifull woman! It don't matter if she's 50 or 30 she's got it going on!

mavsfan1000
07-24-2005, 09:30 PM
http://www.gimpalimpa.com/rpics/Humor/bill.jpg
:lol

midgetonadonkey
07-24-2005, 10:07 PM
I'd hit anything that has a moist opening.

AlamoSpursFan
07-24-2005, 10:10 PM
I'd hit anything that has a moist opening.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/55/4125/320/att-ugly_up-women-00431.jpg

Mrs.Roper
07-25-2005, 02:06 AM
My question is, why would anyone not hit that? I mean, that's a beautifull woman! It don't matter if she's 50 or 30 she's got it going on!

I wish Stanley felt the same way.

Kori Ellis
07-25-2005, 02:12 AM
I've seen the bowflex commercial and she is obviously surgically altered. I'm a girl... I know what boobs look like. Hers are not real.

I'm not sure, but I would say they are real. When she's lying down, her boobs flatten and go to the side a little. Fake boobs stay upright.

3rdCoast
07-25-2005, 02:20 AM
Would You Hit It?

I have hit it.

ididnotnothat
07-25-2005, 02:27 AM
http://tinypic.com/6ss64k.jpg

Yes, I'd hit it.

3rdCoast
07-25-2005, 02:35 AM
Would You Hit It?

Avy Scott? Yes.
Nautica Thorne? Yes
Monica Sweetheart? Yes.

TheAdmiral#50
07-25-2005, 03:07 AM
I love Nautica Thorne! :eyebrows

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/nautica2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/fs_nauticanaudiabgg024.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/nautica.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/nautic1.jpg

3rdCoast
07-25-2005, 03:20 AM
UGGGHHHHHHHHH

Fucking Right.

Yes.

She is slammin.

TheTruth
07-25-2005, 03:36 AM
Given this situation:

You get to choose from the following ONLY ONE:

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson

You choose one and you are allowed to hit for 24 hours but, you are then deported to another country. The only way to get back is if you hit: Rosie O'Donnel

Would you do it?
Biel for 24 hrs? Sign me up. Rosie be damned.

Sense
07-25-2005, 03:39 AM
http://files.photojerk.com/CFC/ALBA.gif
http://img175.echo.cx/img175/5572/hitstatue4gz.jpg

Sense
07-25-2005, 04:04 AM
Jessica Alba is too hot, I'd hit it repeatedly.

Jimcs50
07-25-2005, 08:09 AM
Given this situation:

You get to choose from the following ONLY ONE:

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson

You choose one and you are allowed to hit for 24 hours but, you are then deported to another country. The only way to get back is if you hit: Rosie O'Donnel

Would you do it?


Alba by a mile.

But I would turn down that deal because there is not enough Viagra on the planet to get me hard with Rosie lying naked in front of me.


:)

bigzak25
07-25-2005, 08:32 AM
Given this situation:

You get to choose from the following ONLY ONE:

Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Jessica Simpson

You choose one and you are allowed to hit for 24 hours but, you are then deported to another country. The only way to get back is if you hit: Rosie O'Donnel

Would you do it?


i would love to have 24 hours with one of those hotties...it's a bit hard to choose.

as for the 2nd part? i could get used to a foreign country. :tu

Slomo
07-25-2005, 10:46 AM
i would love to have 24 hours with one of those hotties...it's a bit hard to choose.

as for the 2nd part? i could get used to a foreign country. :tu :lol :tu

BigZak,

Any country would be proud to have you. A person that has his priority as well defined as you obviously have yours can not be bad. :lol

bigzak25
07-25-2005, 10:59 AM
thanks slomo, i try to keep a level head about things. :lol

tlongII
07-25-2005, 01:55 PM
I'd hit it.