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Captivus
10-15-2013, 02:15 PM
Dont know if posted!!

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/24087691/manu-ginobilis-contract-was-stolen-after-a-bird-attack

DAF86
10-15-2013, 02:19 PM
Birds trying to do Spurs a favour, tbh.

DeadlyDynasty
10-15-2013, 02:21 PM
Revenge

Baseline
10-15-2013, 02:33 PM
Can R.C. hire the birds as consultants at least?

barakz21
10-15-2013, 02:38 PM
Might as well we Larry Bird who did it, the same way he stole the mighty wings Flacco and Kaepernick were playing for. :lol

cd021
10-15-2013, 03:26 PM
Birds trying to do Spurs a favour, tbh.

Those birds must not watch the Spurs bench when he is injured.

024
10-15-2013, 03:54 PM
Someone stole the intern's backpack while the bird attacked him. But who would hate Manu that much?

http://projectspurs.com/images/stories/tpzoo1.JPG

Skull-1
10-15-2013, 03:55 PM
Can R.C. hire the birds as consultants at least?

Skull-1
10-15-2013, 03:55 PM
Birds trying to do Spurs a favour, tbh.

xmas1997
10-15-2013, 05:04 PM
TGY hired them. They came from Sarumans out of Lord of the Rings.

AusSpur
10-15-2013, 05:05 PM
Bird rights!

Leetonidas
10-15-2013, 05:06 PM
Would've been funnier if it was a bat

Skull-1
10-15-2013, 05:07 PM
Would've been funnier if it was a bat
:lmao

xmas1997
10-15-2013, 05:07 PM
Would've been funnier if it was a bat

:lmao
Oh, the irony that would have been!

benstanfield
10-15-2013, 10:10 PM
A) The Spurs can't email contracts? Or fax? Or mail?? They sent an intern to Argentina rather than just shipping it?

B) An American turns his back on a package while abroad and it disappears, so we conclude birds took it?? What?

C) WTF kind of birds does Argentina have that steal backpacks???

lefty
10-15-2013, 10:17 PM
Make that 9 turnovers for Manu

HI-FI
10-16-2013, 12:19 AM
damn even those birds knew it was a shitty contract.

birds don't give a shit about bilingualism tbh.

ElNono
10-16-2013, 12:24 AM
Spurs with the doubling-down goods, per par

spurraider21
10-16-2013, 01:09 AM
bats aren't birds, tbh

Uriel
10-16-2013, 04:08 AM
Someone stole the intern's backpack while the bird attacked him. But who would hate Manu that much?

http://projectspurs.com/images/stories/tpzoo1.JPG
:lol

Captivus
10-16-2013, 09:11 AM
Make that 9 turnovers for Manu

Good one sir.

Skull-1
10-16-2013, 11:02 AM
Make that 9 turnovers for Manu


:rollin

:lmao

:lol

Budkin
10-16-2013, 12:24 PM
Make that 9 turnovers for Manu

:lmao awesome

RD2191
10-16-2013, 04:48 PM
Quieren saber qué pasó con el contrato allá por Julio 2013? No?
No importa… Paso a contarlo igual. Al menos la historia oficial.
Definitivamente un ave no se lo comió ni se lo robó junto a una mochila. No hay ningún quetzalcoatlus en CABA (creo). Sentido común amigos!

Cuenta la historia, que este pasante después de ir a Bahía y hacer firmar el contrato, se quedó un día más en Buenos Aires a pasear.
Pensó (mal) que llevándola con él, la mochila iba a estar más segura que en el hotel y se fue a pasear por ahí.
Nunca supimos dónde fue, pero parece que en una plaza lo cagó un pájaro y cuando se fue a limpiar la cagada a la fuente más cercana (sí! así lo contó!) algún astuto punga le birló la mochila con laptop, pasaporte, celular y, obviamente, contrato adentro.
Definitivamente se la hicieron muy bien.

Tuvo que ir a la embajada para poder regresar a USA con la cabeza gacha y sin “papelito firmado”.

Resumidamente esto fue lo que pasó! Bastante increíble, no? 3 semanas después con el viaje de un asistente del equipo a Argentina se firmó nuevamente el contrato, esta vez sin inconvenientes.


Manu's Facebook

RD2191
10-16-2013, 04:48 PM
:lol

james evans
10-16-2013, 11:08 PM
Birds trying to do Spurs a favour, tbh.

basically. those birds are spurs fans. even they know a bullshit contract when they see it

james evans
10-16-2013, 11:10 PM
Those birds must not watch the Spurs bench when he is injured.
which is often

ElNono
10-16-2013, 11:33 PM
Quieren saber qué pasó con el contrato allá por Julio 2013? No?
No importa… Paso a contarlo igual. Al menos la historia oficial.
Definitivamente un ave no se lo comió ni se lo robó junto a una mochila. No hay ningún quetzalcoatlus en CABA (creo). Sentido común amigos!

Cuenta la historia, que este pasante después de ir a Bahía y hacer firmar el contrato, se quedó un día más en Buenos Aires a pasear.
Pensó (mal) que llevándola con él, la mochila iba a estar más segura que en el hotel y se fue a pasear por ahí.
Nunca supimos dónde fue, pero parece que en una plaza lo cagó un pájaro y cuando se fue a limpiar la cagada a la fuente más cercana (sí! así lo contó!) algún astuto punga le birló la mochila con laptop, pasaporte, celular y, obviamente, contrato adentro.
Definitivamente se la hicieron muy bien.

Tuvo que ir a la embajada para poder regresar a USA con la cabeza gacha y sin “papelito firmado”.

Resumidamente esto fue lo que pasó! Bastante increíble, no? 3 semanas después con el viaje de un asistente del equipo a Argentina se firmó nuevamente el contrato, esta vez sin inconvenientes.

Manu's Facebook

Do you want to know what happened with the contract back in July 2013? No?
Doesn't matter... I'll tell the story anyways. At least the official story.
Definitely a bird didn't eat it or steal it along with a backpack. There's no quetzalcoatlus in Buenos Aires (I think). Common sense, friends!

Story says that this person after going to Bahia and getting the contract signed, stayed an extra day in Buenos Aires to tour around.
He thought (incorrectly) that taking the backpack with him would be a safer option than leaving it at the hotel, and he went to walk around.
We never knew where he went, but apparently while visiting a park, a bird pooped on him, and when he went to the nearest fountain to wash (yeah, that's exactly how he told the story!) some wise guy took the backpack with the laptop, passport, cellphone and, obviously, the contract. They definitely got him good.

He had to go to the US embassy to return to the US, with his head down and without the "signed piece of paper".

In short, this is what happened. Pretty incredible, right? 3 weeks later an assistant with the team traveled to Argentina and a new contract was signed, this time without problems.

Sean Cagney
10-17-2013, 12:58 AM
Birds trying to do Spurs a favour, tbh.

:lol
basically. those birds are spurs fans. even they know a bullshit contract when they see it

:lol

Skull-1
10-17-2013, 11:01 AM
Another Manu turnover indeed. Ever heard of a FAX machine?

xmas1997
10-18-2013, 09:29 AM
Someone stole the intern's backpack while the bird attacked him. But who would hate Manu that much?

http://projectspurs.com/images/stories/tpzoo1.JPG

:lmao

You mean besides the haters?