Stronge? Bear, Lion, Gorilla

[lebomb]

Well? Im going with a bear.

[Winnie the Pooh]

wise choice.

[Katherine Robinson]

A bear by virtue of being bigger, but pound for pound it might be gorilla.

[Mr. T]

A bear by virtue of being bigger, but pound for pound it might be gorilla.


wise choice.

[DJR210]

Hard to measure. Two of your choices don't have arms or thumbs.

[Trill Clinton]

wise choice.

http://i40.tinypic.com/jz7494.png

[cantthinkofanything]

Well? Im going with a bear.

I've fucking fought two of these animals and I can tell you without a doubt that a bear is tough as shit. So is a gorilla but it's pretty susceptible to nut kicks. The bear is way quicker and will fucking put you down with those big ass paws. Don't know about the lion but I can't imagine it being a bigger load than a bear.

[The Reckoning]

does the gorilla get a gat?

[CubanSucks]

Assuming it's a grizzly you go with the bear. Don't give me shit about gorillas strength and flexibility. The grizzly's just as strong and the gorilla doesn't know fucking jui jitsu so the opposable and its ability to grip. People seem to go with the gorilla based on the romanticized freak strength they saw in King Kong

[The Reckoning]

gorilla can use weapons though

[CubanSucks]

Except it won't, it's a stupid gorilla not a human

[The Reckoning]

Except it won't, it's a stupid gorilla not a human


http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/ecology/gorillas-fight-human-invaders-using-weapons/547

[Leetonidas]

Polar bear would destroy all

[CavsSuperFan]

I am not sure what Stronge? means but an African Gorilla can bench press 3000 lbs...A lion can chase down Bob Hayes though…

[cantthinkofanything]

I am not sure what Stronge? means but an African Gorilla can bench press 3000 lbs...A lion can chase down Bob Hayes though…

A bear can press about 4.5 metric tons which is probably like 25,000 pounds. Plus the big ass claws. Has no one every stood next to one of those stuff bears? They are fucking giant. The gorilla would have about as much chance as a human.

[CavsSuperFan]

Now wait…Are we talking Stronge? Or Fighte?...Gorillas don’t like to Fighte?
Besides bears are dumb fat and lazy…They get their food from garbage dumps at campsites...

[bigzak25]

but the gorilla could eat out the bears asshole and make it tumble to the ground like jello with tears in it's eyes.

[CavsSuperFan]

:lol BigZak

[cantthinkofanything]

Bear : 10' tall, 1500 pounds
Gorilla : 6' tall, 500 pounds

[CavsSuperFan]

Are Avante & I the only posters on this forum who know what goes on in the real world? Bruce Lee could throw a punch faster than his opponent could blink…Bullet Bob could out run a Race Horse…Dalton could clear out a bunch of drunken unruliness without using a weapon or permanently harming any of them…A bear may be taller & fatter than a gorilla but he is no match whatsoever…

Now listen to some Billie...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJuFxl0bxY&list=RD02zDlKb2cBAqU

[lebomb]

but the gorilla could eat out the bears asshole and make it tumble to the ground like jello with tears in it's eyes.

Or the gorilla could be afraid of eating ass and go to the other side of the forrest and rub one out to the other male and tranny gorillas like the faggots here in The Club

[CubanSucks]

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/ecology/gorillas-fight-human-invaders-using-weapons/547

:lol ok so some inaccurate throws with whatever is around them. If it had enough to throw then I can see it might deter the bear, but if not, and they get to each other, that bear's gonna overwhelm the gorilla. Even if the bear doesn't charge in it already has a ridiculous reach advantage. It's gonna stand on its hind legs swiping with those long arms and huge claws. Unless the gorilla learns how to rope-a-dope I don't see what it can do


Now wait…Are we talking Stronge? Or Fighte?...Gorillas don’t like to Fighte?
Besides bears are dumb fat and lazy…They get their food from garbage dumps at campsites...

Gorillas are fatter and far lazier

[cantthinkofanything]

Maybe I overestimated the Bear. Excellent CGI reenactment included in video.

http://www.weather.com/tv/tvshows/hero-next-door/video/shocking-end-to-bear-attack-39564

[CubanSucks]

Bear got cocky and made a classic mistake, you never stick your tongue out there like that. Gorilla would definitely take advantage

[Trill Clinton]

frost kings hunt bears and turn em into trophies every day, fam. a gorilla would make quick work of a bear.

[cantthinkofanything]

This isn't even a big bear and he dominated the gorilla until the gorilla cheated by throwing a rock

sVAP5qWnBek

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Trill Clinton]

:lol

[bigzak25]

:lmao

[CubanSucks]

frost kings hunt bears and turn em into trophies every day, fam. a gorilla would make quick work of a bear.

aren't gorillas endangered? You do realize people have the ability to hunt anything they want, right? We kinda have that mental advantage, fam


This isn't even a big bear and he dominated the gorilla until the gorilla cheated by throwing a rock

sVAP5qWnBek

/thread

[Trill Clinton]

aren't gorillas endangered? You do realize people have the ability to hunt anything they want, right? We kinda have that mental advantage, fam



/thread

yea i know they can hunt anything they want and they know better than to hunt a gorilla. that's how trill they are. smokey the bear can't fuck with king kong, true story.

[apalisoc_9]

Some misinformed posters in this thread.

If it's just a question of strength there is no doubt that bears win by a mile. if these three were ever to fight, Black people ancestor would be the first to die. Bears will win due to it's sheer size. A lion is pound for pound still stronger, more agile than both these two but would ultimately lose to the bear due to size difference. Most male lions can whistand a giraffe kick that are about 4X the strength of a Gorilla "punch". Lions are also about 100-200 lbs heavier than most Male gorillas.

Gorillas are by far the most overrated animal. People acutally think they're heavier than Lions and tigers...LMAO

Even a male jaguar is heavier than a female gorilla.

[RD2191]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTAK0a9VlPI

[ohmwrecker]

Bear. No contest.

[CubanSucks]

Some misinformed posters in this thread.

If it's just a question of strength there is no doubt that bears win by a mile. if these three were ever to fight, Black people ancestor would be the first to die. Bears will win due to it's sheer size. A lion is pound for pound still stronger, more agile than both these two but would ultimately lose to the bear due to size difference. Most male lions can whistand a giraffe kick that are about 4X the strength of a Gorilla "punch". Lions are also about 100-200 lbs heavier than most Male gorillas.

Gorillas are by far the most overrated animal. People acutally think they're heavier than Lions and tigers...LMAO

Even a male jaguar is heavier than a female gorilla.

I'm telling you it's the King Kong effect. People saw King Kong rip a couple T-Rexs apart and they think well " a gorilla is just a small version of that so they'd probably be able to do that to other animals!" I've seen this kinda thread on other forums and it's hilarious how gorillas have this incredible hulk status

[CubanSucks]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=196531&highlight=gorilla

hey faggot lebomb would you look at that!

[Blake]

Lion = sword of omens