10 things I have that...

[Avante]

...you don't.

The Complete works of Edgar Alan Poe.
Robert E. Howards book.... Bran Mak Mon
David Allan Coe's first recordings, actually a demo.
Joe Montana rookie card
First edition....H.P.Lovecraft's...The Lurking Fear
Jimmy Brown rookie card
Robert Johnson's Complete Recordings (no not really, they found one more)
The record....James Brown at the Apollo
Townes Van Zandts first recordings, that were lost but are now found.
The compete 10 book John Carter on Mars epic by Edgar Rice Burroughs

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm surprised you didn't mention your nude photos of middle school track stars . Or your Erkel blow up doll.

[Spursfan092120]

Actually I have all of those...now what?

[Spursfan092120]

And tbh...is this the best thing you figured you could do at 4 AM? How insecure can someone be?

[Clipper Nation]

Another thing OP has that I don't: severe obesity....

[I. Hustle]

10 things I don't have that you do....

a fukk x 5
a shit x 5

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

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[ploto]

A vagina ... oh, wait.

[mrsmaalox]

A vagina ... oh, wait.

Ploto!!!! :chestbump

[xmas1997]

...you don't.

The Complete works of Edgar Alan Poe.
Robert E. Howards book.... Bran Mak Mon
David Allan Coe's first recordings, actually a demo.
Joe Montana rookie card
First edition....H.P.Lovecraft's...The Lurking Fear
Jimmy Brown rookie card
Robert Johnson's Complete Recordings (no not really, they found one more)
The record....James Brown at the Apollo
Townes Van Zandts first recordings, that were lost but are now found.
The compete 10 book John Carter on Mars epic by Edgar Rice Burroughs


Wow, you really have Robert Johnson's Complete Recordings?
Too much.

Ok, I have 1st edition John Lennon's "A Spaniad In The Works" and "In His Own Write."
And the complete set of "The Life And Teachings Of The Masters Of The Far East".
And Shakespeare's Complete Works.
And the original Beatles Butcher Cover Album.

[Avante]

I'm surprised you didn't mention your nude photos of middle school track stars . Or your Erkel blow up doll.

When ya try to be funny it doesn't work.

[Avante]

Wow, you really have Robert Johnson's Complete Recordings?
Too much.

Ok, I have 1st edition John Lennon's "A Spaniad In The Works" and "In His Own Write."
And the complete set of "The Life And Teachings Of The Masters Of The Far East".
And Shakespeare's Complete Works.
And the original Beatles Butcher Cover Album.

Funny thing about Robert Johnson is that in his lifetime he just another ramblin' guitar player. And it wasn't until early 1990's that the world found out who he was.

I see you get it with those prized possesions you mentioned.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I actually have 50% of those items/treasures. What's the point lil fella?

You forgot to add osteoporosis and glaucoma to the list.

edit: my Jim Brown card def trumps your JB card, why make lists lil fella?

[Avante]

I actually have 50% of those items/treasures. What's the point lil fella?

You forgot to add osteoporosis and glaucoma to the list.

edit: my Jim Brown card def trumps your JB card, why make lists lil fella?

Why do I need to have some disease? Come on little guy, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~

While not nearly as valuable or important I treasure my Cookie Gilchrist rookie as much as I do my Jimmy Brown. I also have a near mint 1962 Jim Brown, 1962 being a beautiful looking card.

[cantthinkofanything]

When ya try to be funny it doesn't work.

Yuck. That's disappointing. I pooped your moms britches. Is that ok?

[Avante]

Yuck. That's disappointing. I pooped your moms britches. Is that ok?

Why this overwelming need to look...13...? You get a nut looking stupid...why?

[cantthinkofanything]

Give me a break Kit Kat. I have tied up your mom and she wants me to rub Wolf Brand Chili on her vag. It's confusing as hell.

[Avante]

Give me a break Kit Kat. I have tied up your mom and she wants me to rub Wolf Brand Chili on her vag. It's confusing as hell.

Mental retardation and the internet.

[cantthinkofanything]

Mental retardation and the internet.

And your mom (no racist)

[DJR210]

I actually have 50% of those items/treasures. What's the point lil fella?

You forgot to add osteoporosis and glaucoma to the list.

edit: my Jim Brown card def trumps your JB card, why make lists lil fella? lmfao

[DJR210]

OP is a rapist

[Avante]

And your mom (no racist)

Where did you ever get this stupid idea that talking about moms was funny/entertaining/interesting? Dude, nobody gives a fuck what some obvious punk kid says about their mom. Do you really think they do?

[Avante]

OP is a rapist

Dude, it was sorta funny at first, ok? Everyone knows about sailors and bar girls, ok? So stop acting like an idiot kid, ok?

I take it you really don't have a clue about this do you?

[DJR210]

Rapist, ok?

[Avante]

Rapist, ok?

You really this fucking ignorant? So you are telling me all those millions of servicemen who made it with bars girls raped them...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dummy...GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

If ya wanna get techinically the legal age over there is something like 13/14, so much for rape.

Dude, stop acting like you don't know how common my situation was ...ok?

Imagine this...

I go to the local police department to register as a sex offender/pedophile.

After giving my name, age etc etc....

Avante...yes back in 70 in my navy days I was in a bar in the Phillipines, a bar girls made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I have no clue how old she was, I do know she was fully developed and a mother of two.

Cop...you serious?

Come on guy, cool the stupidity, ok?

[Spur|n|Austin]

If ya wanna get techinically the legal age over there is something like 13/14

Dude, stop acting like you don't know how common my situation was ...ok?

I go to the local police department to register as a sex offender/pedophile.

I was in a bar in the Phillipines, a bar girls made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I have no clue how old she was

That's all I read..

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[Leetonidas]

...you don't.

The Complete works of Edgar Alan Poe.
Robert E. Howards book.... Bran Mak Mon
David Allan Coe's first recordings, actually a demo.
Joe Montana rookie card
First edition....H.P.Lovecraft's...The Lurking Fear
Jimmy Brown rookie card
Robert Johnson's Complete Recordings (no not really, they found one more)
The record....James Brown at the Apollo
Townes Van Zandts first recordings, that were lost but are now found.
The compete 10 book John Carter on Mars epic by Edgar Rice Burroughs

impressive :toast

[Avante]

impressive :toast

Got it at a yard sale for a quarter,..wow!

[DJR210]

If ya wanna get techinically the legal age over there is something like 13/14 You sick fuck. Do you think a jury would buy this shit if there was a way to bring you to justice? Fucking sick old man trying desperately to justify fucked up shit you did as a young adult. You can sit here with your 30 something "ok's" in your posts, call me names, blame shift to other sailors... bottom line is you took advantage of underage girls in a third world country, and no matter the excuse you think justifies it, what YOU did is WRONG. Sick bastard.

[xmas1997]

Funny thing about Robert Johnson is that in his lifetime he just another ramblin' guitar player. And it wasn't until early 1990's that the world found out who he was.

I see you get it with those prized possesions you mentioned.

I also have a Rickenbacker 660/12 Montezuma Brown

A lot of people knew about him like Eric Clapton.

Also Cohen Brothers "Oh Brother Where Art Thou".

[DMC]

OP has Chris, a cross eyed skinhead skinny ass Dish TV installer who poached his daughter's eggs.

[DJR210]

Here's another thing you have that I don't..

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[Avante]

You sick fuck. Do you think a jury would buy this shit if there was a way to bring you to justice? Fucking sick old man trying desperately to justify fucked up shit you did as a young adult. You can sit here with your 30 something "ok's" in your posts, call me names, blame shift to other sailors... bottom line is you took advantage of underage girls in a third world country, and no matter the excuse you think justifies it, what YOU did is WRONG. Sick bastard.

Why do you keep ignoring what I;m telling you? First off stupid I don't know how old anyone was, ok? Why do you keep ignoring that...fact! Second of all moron why do you keep ignoring my concern over the raw deal we got over there by not knowing the situation.

Tell me little guy how come you keep ignoring that. Nobody was looking for young girls ya fucking freak, where do you get this stupid idea anyone was?

Now think ya fucking idiot....bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I know you didn't have to be 21 to work in them over there.....well? Answer that question fucker, ok?

Stop ignoring what I;m saying asshole, ok?

[benefactor]

Why do you keep ignoring what I;m telling you? First off stupid I don't know how old anyone was, ok? Why do you keep ignoring that...fact! Second of all moron why do you keep ignoring my concern over the raw deal we got over there by not knowing the situation.

Tell me little guy how come you keep ignoring that. Nobody was looking for young girls ya fucking freak, where do you get this stupid idea anyone was?

Now think ya fucking idiot....bars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I know you didn't have to be 21 to work in them over there.....well? Answer that question fucker, ok?

Stop ignoring what I;m saying asshole, ok?

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[Avante]

Is this one fucked up loser or what?

Let me guess..15?

[xmas1997]

Is this one fucked up loser or what?

Let me guess..15?

Do you ever post upstairs in the Spurs forum?

[DJR210]

Do you ever post upstairs in the Spurs forum? There is a no pedophile policy upstairs.

[ohmwrecker]

There is a no pedophile policy upstairs.

I sincerely doubt that.

[xmas1997]

So Avante doesn't post in the Spurs forum?

[DJR210]

I sincerely doubt that.

Who are your suspects?