Got Damn!

[DJR210]

Only a couple of months after the baby, looking better than ever. Fucking MILF. She posted this earlier today on her Twitter:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kim-kardashian-shares-racy-swimsuit-photo-kanye-west-tweets-heading-home-article-1.1488337

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1488336.1382010470!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/kimye18f-1-web.jpg

[Spur|n|Austin]

What about the front? There must be a nice fupa there somewhere; as an ass man I've always appreciated KK's behind - but her stupidity and fat pregnantness has trumped that.

[DJR210]

her stupidity and fat pregnantness has trumped that.

I agree, her stupidity/public relationship fails have really made me look at her in a different light lately..then I saw this pic and remembered why I loved her to begin with... And I don't know, to me she was fucking sexy fat and pregnant too, it's when she talks that she loses points IMO.

[lefty]

How many asses does she have ?

[Ass Man]

I'd smash.

[ididnotnothat]

Not digging the blonde locks but id hit it.

[cute_spursfan]

whats a "fupa"? lol =/

[DisAsTerBot]

fat upper pussy area

[Spur|n|Austin]

whats a "fupa"? lol =/

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ppkB9-REeSk/SusJVMeKHSI/AAAAAAAAATI/f_cfvQ8jjBo/s320/fupa.jpg

[Rogue]

bitch ain't too bad by today's standard imho, still a million light years away from my goddess though

[man on wire]

bitch ain't too bad by today's standard imho, still a million light years away from my goddess though

Question is does Scarlet give head? We know Kim sucks.

[JoeChalupa]

Looks much better as a brunette.

[DJR210]

Not digging the blonde locks but id hit it.

Looks much better as a brunette.

Yeah, she looks way sexier with dark hair.


Question is does Scarlet give head? We know Kim sucks.

Give credit where credit is due. Kim swallows too per the sex tape. I bet she is an awesome fuck tbh.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet she is an awesome fuck tbh.

The sex tape you already referenced suggests otherwise.

[AaronY]

What about the front? There must be a nice fupa there somewhere; as an ass man I've always appreciated KK's behind - but her stupidity and fat pregnantness has trumped that.
Eggs Actly. She's a lobotomy and a severing of the vocal chords away from being the perfect woman..it's a shame tbh

[DJR210]

The sex tape you already referenced suggests otherwise.

The vid itself sucked IMO because that faggot Ray J ruined it. Not fair to judge her prowess in bed based off this crappy homemade porn. She is down to shoot a porn for her BF for starters which deserves credit. She sucks, she swallows, I'm sure she does anal..

Anyways, you know you'd fuck her too.

[FkLA]

Looks wise it doesn't get much better than KK.

I'd have a hard time stopping myself from going lebomb on that ass tbh.

[cantthinkofanything]

Looks wise it doesn't get much better than KK.

I'd have a hard time stopping myself from going lebomb on that ass tbh.

So what does that mean? Cumming in you panties while you try to get your belt undone ?

[Spur|n|Austin]

The vid itself sucked IMO because that faggot Ray J ruined it. Not fair to judge her prowess in bed based off this crappy homemade porn. She is down to shoot a porn for her BF for starters which deserves credit. She sucks, she swallows, I'm sure she does anal..

Anyways, you know you'd fuck her too.

Girls can't really f*** girls bro :)

[DJR210]

Speaking of sex tapes, any of y'all seent that Tila Tequila lesbian sex tape? Was pretty fap-worthy tbh.


Looks wise it doesn't get much better than KK.

I'd have a hard time stopping myself from going lebomb (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=3274) on that ass tbh.

That's an understatement. I would literally eat breakfast lunch and dinner out of that ass, whether it be right after a shower or a 2 mile jog.


Girls can't really f*** girls bro :)

Strap on broski.

[DJR210]

Here's Kim modeling Avante's new prison inspired clothing line..

http://i0.wp.com/pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/kim-kardashian-green-jumpsuit-fashion-clevage-ftr.jpg?fit=1600%2C1600

[Dude]

Now that's an ass I could sink my teeth into.

[CuckingFunt]

The vid itself sucked IMO because that faggot Ray J ruined it. Not fair to judge her prowess in bed based off this crappy homemade porn. She is down to shoot a porn for her BF for starters which deserves credit. She sucks, she swallows, I'm sure she does anal..

Anyways, you know you'd fuck her too.

Nah. I can't fuck stupid.


Girls can't really f*** girls bro :)

Sure we can. My definition of fucking isn't tied to penetration.

[DJR210]

Nah. I can't fuck stupid.

Lol, typical woman.

[CuckingFunt]

Lol, typical woman.

Are you kidding? Plenty of women fuck some seriously stupid motherfuckers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sure we can. My definition of fucking isn't tied to penetration.

ehhh what?

[DJR210]

Are you kidding? Plenty of women fuck some seriously stupid motherfuckers.

Lol, so then what's your argument? Like I said, you'd fuck Kim.

[CuckingFunt]

ehhh what?

Pretty straightforward, I thought. In my eyes, fucking is having sex, and having sex is far more complex than just penis (or dildo) + vagina.

[CuckingFunt]

Lol, so then what's your argument? Like I said, you'd fuck Kim.

Again, I don't fuck stupid, and Kim Kardashian has always struck me as painfully so.

To whatever extent I have an argument here, it's that my choice to not fuck stupid people does not, on its own, make me a "typical woman," as you suggested.

[DJR210]

Again, I don't fuck stupid, and Kim Kardashian has always struck me as painfully so.

To whatever extent I have an argument here, it's that my choice to not fuck stupid people does not, on its own, make me a "typical woman," as you suggested.

So when it's time for you to get smashed, do you give your mate a Wonderlic or a condom?

[CuckingFunt]

So when it's time for you to get smashed, do you give your mate a Wonderlic or a condom?

No exams necessary. If I'm getting smashed, it's by someone I already know well enough to have gotten a sense of their intellect.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Pretty straightforward, I thought. In my eyes, fucking is having sex, and having sex is far more complex than just penis (or dildo) + vagina.
hey, whatever floats your boat...doesn't sound that fulfilling though. I won't wife stupid, but I'll fuck stupid all day and night.

[CuckingFunt]

hey, whatever floats your boat...doesn't sound that fulfilling though.

If everyone involved gets off, seems silly to pick nits over how it happened.

[DJR210]

No exams necessary. If I'm getting smashed, it's by someone I already know well enough to have gotten a sense of their intellect.

Lol, no fun. One nighters are awesome.

[DeadlyDynasty]

If everyone involved gets off, seems silly to pick nits over how it happened.

Not nitpicking, just curious as to what falls under "sex" in your eyes. Does cunnilingus=sex then? Not sexual relations, but sex.

[DJR210]

I won't wife stupid, but I'll fuck stupid all day and night. Amen. It woulda been some long dry spells if every woman I fucked was intelligent.

[CuckingFunt]

Lol, no fun. One nighters are awesome.

I thought so, too, when I was younger.

[DJR210]

I thought so, too, when I was younger.

So you're saying you WOULD fuck Kim, just when you were younger. I knew it.

[CuckingFunt]

Not nitpicking, just curious as to what falls under "sex" in your eyes. Does cunnilingus=sex then? Not sexual relations, but sex.

Yes. Oral sex = sex.

And of course, this is all just my own definition. Doesn't need to be everyone else's. But it has always seemed silly to me to separate out vaginal penetration as the one and only factor that determines whether or not an encounter qualifies as sex. And no doubt my sexuality has something to do with that. If I were to define sex only as penetration, then there would be at least a couple of girls I dated exclusively for more than a year without ever technically fucking, which is ridiculous.

[Leetonidas]

Penetration = sex. No penetration = foreplay.

Sorry Funt, you can say "in my eyes" all you want but that doesn't change the fact. Nice try though

[xmas1997]

Penetration = sex. No penetration = foreplay.

Sorry Funt, you can say "in my eyes" all you want but that doesn't change the fact. Nice try though

Foreplay is sex too if the word is used as a noun.
"To have sex"= penetration or sexual intercourse if the word is used as a verb.
Also sex is a description of gender, i.e. Male and female.

[Leetonidas]

Nah. Sex is penetration. Oral/touching/rubbing/whatever is not sex. That's all foreplay, which is before sex, hence the "fore"

[xmas1997]

Nah. Sex is penetration. Oral/touching/rubbing/whatever is not sex. That's all foreplay, which is before sex, hence the "fore"

I know what you are saying, but that is not the dictionary definition.
In your definition masturbation would not be sex because there is no penetration when it is understood that it is sex, as is anal, oral, fingering, massaging outside the clitoris area, and hand jobs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hmm. I thought fucking was fucking. Fucking is not rubbing :lmao

[Leetonidas]

I know what you are saying, but that is not the dictionary definition.
In your definition masturbation would not be sex because there is no penetration when it is understood that it is sex, as is anal, oral, fingering, massaging outside the clitoris area, and hand jobs.

Masturbation is not sex :lol wtf

[xmas1997]

Hmm. I thought fucking was fucking. Fucking is not rubbing :lmao

:lol
Fucking is fucking, and part of "having sex", but according to the dictionary is not all. Fucking is the act of intercourse or part of the act of having sex. That is why they can legally stretch the the word sex to include things like foreplay.

[Leetonidas]

And yes I know what the dictionaries say but idgaf, no one ever jerked off and told their buddies the next day that they lost their virginity or rubbed a girls titties and claimed they sexed her up good. c'mon son, stop trying to be so technical about it. sex = penetrationPERIOD

[xmas1997]

And yes I know what the dictionaries say but idgaf, no one ever jerked off and told their buddies the next day that they lost their virginity or rubbed a girls titties and claimed they sexed her up good. c'mon son, stop trying to be so technical about it. sex = penetrationPERIOD


:lol
Ok, have it your way. :lol
I was just being technical.
But in a courtroom they will tell you that masturbation is sex, as is getting a hand job from a hooker. :lol
Keep in mind that if your definition is true then gays and lesbians never have sex. :lol
But I'll bet any amount of money that they will claim they do! :lol

[Leetonidas]

Considering my definition relies on penetration and lesbians can strap on each other and gays can buttfuck each other, I don't see why they'd disagree

[RD2191]

Bull, a woman can't bang another woman. They can dry rub like fish without water but it ain't sex without a sausage.

[The Reckoning]

I thought so, too, when I was younger.


so tbh how would you go about setting up a threesome? better as a last minute drug fueled suggestion or something you have to set up?

[CuckingFunt]

Penetration = sex. No penetration = foreplay.

Sorry Funt, you can say "in my eyes" all you want but that doesn't change the fact. Nice try though

If that definition works for you, great. I just find it unnecessarily limited and feel it places entirely too much emphasis on just one act/one aspect of sexuality.

[CuckingFunt]

so tbh how would you go about setting up a threesome? better as a last minute drug fueled suggestion or something you have to set up?

I'd only go the last minute drug fueled suggestion route if there was absolutely zero need/want to continue any type of relationship with either of the girls after the threesome, so a true one-night stand situation, and in situations where you can walk away clean with no hurt feelings if the answer is no. If you're in a relationship with either of the girls involved, no matter how casual, or if one/both of them are friends, I'd always suggest planning in advance and honestly discussing guidelines and expectations in advance. If not everyone involved is 100% on the same page before anything happens, it will go bad nearly every time.

[The Reckoning]

:tu

thanks for the heads up