Manu Will Be Replaced By Mid-Season

[Skull-1]

Manu will average about 8 points and 9 TOs a game. Pop will finally get sick of it and pull him, putting Mills in there instead. Mills and Bonner will then average about 14 points and 1 TO a game each. Manu will retire after the Spurs lose against the Thunder in the WCF when Parker pulls a hammy following a fight on the team plane with a fellow teammate (because of an affair). You heard it here first. :lol

[xmas1997]

Your Manu hate agenda fails miserably.

[SpursRock20]

Looks pretty damn solid so far in the pre-season. He usually never looks this good early on, I say he starts off pretty hot this year, troll.

[Skull-1]

Looks pretty damn solid so far in the pre-season. He usually never looks this good early on, I stay he starts off pretty hot this year, troll.He'll start. But the fade will come quickly. It will be an epic collapse.

[benefactor]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/263/d0d.gif

[Prime Time]

5 turnovers a game :lmao

[Skull-1]

5 turnovers a game :lmao You're right. Let me fix it. Make it 9. I was assuming five per game in like....10 minutes?

[Skull-1]

...Can't see the picture. Some kind of error. Darn. :lol Loser.

[monkeypunk]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/589/263/d0d.gif

:lmao

[benefactor]

That's unfortunate. I can replace it with some pictures of your woman emptying the contents of my testicles, if you'd like.

[r0drig0lac]

-1/10

[ElNono]

I suppose this is a parable...

[Darius Bieber]

:wakeup

[Johnny RIngo]

He usually never looks this good early on

Probably because he's usually injured after wasting a summer playing bullshit FIBA ball for Argentina

[crc21209]

:lol 9 TO's a game. You'd have to average 40-45 mins a game a night in order to possibly average 9 TO's a game. Not gonna happen....

[Skull-1]

That's unfortunate. I can replace it with some pictures of your woman emptying the contents of my testicles, if you'd like.lol. If you ever laid a hand on my woman she would empty your testicles and their contents into a jar, then stuff your winkie in your mouth. If you are lucky she will then shoot you like she did her would-be rapist. Nice try moron.

[Skull-1]

A parable with a veiled truth. I give you the hint...

[Skull-1]

Game six showed his ability.
:lol 9 TO's a game. You'd have to average 40-45 mins a game a night in order to possibly average 9 TO's a game. Not gonna happen....

[benefactor]

lol. If you ever laid a hand on my woman she would empty your testicles and their contents into a jar, then stuff your winkie in your mouth. If you are lucky she will then shoot you like she did her would-be rapist. Nice try moron.
Yeah...she told me about the rape thing. We did a little role play stuff to help her get over it. She found it very therapeutic. I was surprised how much she liked having her hair pulled.

[cd98]

It's such a fail that it's like the hate for Manu is a parody of those that hate Manu.

[Skull-1]

Yeah...she told me about the rape thing. We did a little role play stuff to help her get over it. She found it very therapeutic. I was surprised how much she liked having her hair pulled. She loves it rough. She said you begged her to do you with a strap on. Had you begging her to stop before she was through... :lol

[Skull-1]

It's such a fail that it's like the hate for Manu is a parody of those that hate Manu. It is a parody hidden in a parable shrouded by a mystery.

[benefactor]

She loves it rough. She said you begged her to do you with a strap on. Had you begging her to stop before she was through... :lol
Funny you mention the strap on, because she told me about it with you too...except she said with you wasn't much fun because she could never seem to go deep enough to please you.

[FromWayDowntown]

9 TO's a game would be a record, so at least Manu would be going out as a record breaker . . . .

[hater]

if spurs were to play the heat every night, 9 tos.a game would be easily achievable.by Ginobli. but no. manu will play mas o menos in the regular season until he pulls something. rinse and repeat :rolleyes

[Sean Cagney]

:lol 9 TO's a game. You'd have to average 40-45 mins a game a night in order to possibly average 9 TO's a game. Not gonna happen....
If you averaged even 40 mins or so a night and turned it over 9 times a game you are FLAT OUT HORRIBLE! I can't see that minute to TO ratio there or near it by a sane player.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

The guy obviously doesn't know my professional background--military and civilian--education, current trade and responsibilities, nor the social circles I orbit within (or have orbited in my past). That's why he laughs at the notion that I shake hands with entertainers, world leaders from American Presidents to Saudi Royalty, sports icons, religious leaders of supposed high repute, astronauts, engineers, members of the Mars Rover Mission, writers, you name it. He calls that a mental disorder but I assure you, lifting Stephen Hawking into a G450 is not delusion--it is hard work involving dozens of people and I have done it repeatedly.

So what?

I hold an Apostle in higher esteem than any of the Presidents I have made laugh or shaken hands with.

But the picture on my desk from one of my moonwalker friends is real, as is the hardcover publisher copy of my first novel, neither of which matter. Both will be dust and "there will be no remembrance" (Eccl 1).

Don't argue with him guys; he knows moonwalkers.

[ohmwrecker]

This whole premise of Skull actually having a woman that Bene would fuck is too much disbelief for me to suspend.

[Skull-1]

Funny you mention the strap on, because she told me about it with you too...except she said with you wasn't much fun because she could never seem to go deep enough to please you.
That was to please her. My anus says EXIT ONLY. Yours says ANYCOCKWILLDO.

[look_at_g_shred]

Someone wants attention. lol this is just sad..

[Skull-1]

Yes benefuqtor gets no love with his weird calf tats.

[exstatic]

Don't argue with him guys; he knows moonwalkers.

So, he was intimate with Michael Jackson?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Op is 12


That was to please her. My anus says EXIT ONLY. Yours says ANYCOCKWILLDO.
Make that 11

[SsKSpurs21]

Manu will average about 8 points and 9 TOs a game. Pop will finally get sick of it and pull him, putting Mills in there instead. Mills and Bonner will then average about 14 points and 1 TO a game each. Manu will retire after the Spurs lose against the Thunder in the WCF when Parker pulls a hammy following a fight on the team plane with a fellow teammate (because of an affair). You heard it here first. :lol

When did the spurs organization become the WWE?

[Mikeanaro]

:lol 9 TO's a game. You'd have to average 40-45 mins a game a night in order to possibly average 9 TO's a game. Not gonna happen....

Dont worry Manu can make it happen, you know since he is such a ¨competitive¨ guy

[moisaenz]

manu will be alright he will be average, hopefully he can change his game to minimize turnovers..

[Raven]

1/10 very weak

[Skull-1]

Dont worry Manu can make it happen, you know since he is such a ¨competitive¨ guy
LOL :lmao

[iManu]

That was to please her. My anus says EXIT ONLY. Yours says ANYCOCKWILLDO.

Because it's tired. :rollin

[PlayNando]

Manu will average about 8 points and 9 TOs a game. Pop will finally get sick of it and pull him, putting Mills in there instead. Mills and Bonner will then average about 14 points and 1 TO a game each. Manu will retire after the Spurs lose against the Thunder in the WCF when Parker pulls a hammy following a fight on the team plane with a fellow teammate (because of an affair). You heard it here first. :lol
Are you stupid or trolling? Or both?

[PlayNando]

Dont worry Manu can make it happen, you know since he is such a ¨competitive¨ guy
Right, idiot, since he's never even had a nine-turnover game in his entire NBA career, I'm sure he's going to average that many this season. Talk about being stupid...

[PlayNando]

Spurstalk fans' collective IQ = 56.

[Skull-1]

Right, idiot, since he's never even had a nine-turnover game in his entire NBA career, I'm sure he's going to average that many this season. Talk about being stupid...
But he had eight in the biggest game of his life. You, are the stupid one.

[Bill_Brasky]

this thread will make for a good mid season bump.

[Skull-1]

this thread will make for a good mid season bump.. Looking forward to it.

[PlayNando]

But he had eight in the biggest game of his life. You, are the stupid one.
So what, imbecile?

[Mikeanaro]

Right, idiot, since he's never even had a nine-turnover game in his entire NBA career, I'm sure he's going to average that many this season. Talk about being stupid...
I think you are a kind of lowered expectation guy, he plays like and old man costing the ring and you keep smelling his sweaty farts I don´t care about a faggot who calls me idiot while his nickname is PLAYNANDO, who the shit is Nando? a big nosed younger poor mans Ginobili? a stupid eurotrash soft guy who since his passing sucks (he is another turnover queen) now tries to make 3s but when pressure gets shot in the playoffs will be a failure?
PLAYNANDO sounds to me like... PLAYRICHARDJEFFERSON or PLAYMASON

[Mikeanaro]

But he had eight in the biggest game of his life. You, are the stupid one.

Don worry man he will never get it, he is too busy having hard ons on Manu/Nandy, as you said biggest game of his life but screw everything even a fucking freethrow

[PlayNando]

I think you are a kind of lowered expectation guy, he plays like and old man costing the ring and you keep smelling his sweaty farts I don´t care about a faggot who calls me idiot while his nickname is PLAYNANDO, who the shit is Nando? a big nosed younger poor mans Ginobili? a stupid eurotrash soft guy who since his passing sucks (he is another turnover queen) now tries to make 3s but when pressure gets shot in the playoffs will be a failure?
PLAYNANDO sounds to me like... PLAYRICHARDJEFFERSON or PLAYMASON
:lol :lol :lol

How about PlayHedo? How you feel about that, son?

[Skull-1]

I think you are a kind of lowered expectation guy, he plays like and old man costing the ring and you keep smelling his sweaty farts I don´t care about a faggot who calls me idiot while his nickname is PLAYNANDO, who the shit is Nando? a big nosed younger poor mans Ginobili? a stupid eurotrash soft guy who since his passing sucks (he is another turnover queen) now tries to make 3s but when pressure gets shot in the playoffs will be a failure?
PLAYNANDO sounds to me like... PLAYRICHARDJEFFERSON or PLAYMASON
Epic buttkick! :lmao

[Skull-1]

Don worry man he will never get it, he is too busy having hard ons on Manu/Nandy, as you said biggest game of his life but screw everything even a fucking freethrow Exactly. The homerism on this forum borders on delusional.

[xmas1997]

Exactly. The homerism on this forum borders on delusional.

Just curious, who do you consider to be a homer? You've accused lots of us of being Manutards and basically used every insult you can imagine to describe those of us who disagree with you guys.
Keep in mind that even Bruno has said what I have been saying all along. If you feel I am a homer, then what does that make him? He was asked three point blank questions of what you guys have been saying, and he contradicted all three.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Exactly. The homerism on this forum borders on delusional.

We were objectively the second best team in the NBA last year. We have reason to like this team's chances especially with how spry Duncan looks.

We are fans and not analysts. This notion that we are supposed to be objective about the things we care about is asinine. Take yourself and your homerism for Paul and the validity of Constantine's commissioned work. You are about as objective as they typical Dad at a Little League game. Same goes there. I try to think of ways to win for those I care about and am proud of it.

[Brutalis]

Hopefully traded for a young rotation player or a couple picks. That's dreaming big though.

[Skull-1]

Just curious, who do you consider to be a homer? You've accused lots of us of being Manutards and basically used every insult you can imagine to describe those of us who disagree with you guys.
Keep in mind that even Bruno has said what I have been saying all along. If you feel I am a homer, then what does that make him? He was asked three point blank questions of what you guys have been saying, and he contradicted all three.

Depends. I think the homer element is fairly obvious around here. PlayNandouche is a perfect homer example, but there are plenty of others.

Manu is simply not what many claim he is. Anyone who criticizes the golden boy gets lambasted when we are in reality just being objective. Winning matters but I have never enjoyed it when it was because of a bad call. A true, honest, objective fan would feel the same.

Gino looks finished. He doesn't seem to care how awful he played. Saying that is just truth. But lookout, #manufan will scream murder.

I consider you a borderline Homer, tbf, although I can live with it in your case.

[TMTTRIO]

I understand you don't like Manu and that's just fine, but rehashing it over and over with the same points in different threads is getting very tiresome. We know what you think about him. Besides no matter how much you point this out it's not going to change things. So I guess you can keep on venting.

[PlayNando]

Epic buttkick! :lmao
You are dummy.

[Skull-1]

You are dummy.
Oh the irony.

[PlayNando]

Oh the irony.
I'm glad you agree.

[Skull-1]

I'm glad you agree.
:lol At the guy who doesn't get the joke.

[PlayNando]

:lol At the guy who doesn't get the joke.
:lol at the guy with an IQ the size of Lietchenstein. :lol

[ElNono]

I need to get my PlayManu troll ready...