Week 8 College Football Thread

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Let me start off by saying

:lol Louisville.

[jeebus]

:lol utsa

[TheCultOfPersonality]

South Carolina is playing terrible against Tennessee. They're lucky to be down only 3 points.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

South Carolina is playing terrible against Tennessee. They're lucky to be down only 3 points.
Just as I say this they get into the end zone.

[jeebus]

lol TCU and OkSt combining for 5 interceptions.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Memphis being down 31-3 at home to Southern Methodist. :lol Can't even score on the 124th ranked scoring defense. Looks like the Memphis Tigers of old to me.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Connor Shaw ought to be embarrassed for getting outplayed by Justin Worley.

[benefactor]

Tech on the ropes against WVU. Just scored again though to cut it to four.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Southern Methodist' crap defense bailed out by stupid penalties by Memphis an the Memphis QB throwing it right to their DE.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

After going off against one of the worst defenses in college football, Army getting blown out by a team that lost to Idaho and lost to Fordham and home.

[jeebus]

After going off against one of the worst defenses in college football, Army getting blown out by a team that lost to Idaho and lost to Fordham and home.
Freedom isn't free.

[jeebus]

:lmao Georgia
:lmao SEC

[monosylab1k]

:lmao i bet Spurrier wants those timeouts back that he wasted on cutesy bullshit. Arrogant prick.

[jeebus]

Ge:lolrgia

Quincy Carter is rolling over in his grave right now

[TheCultOfPersonality]

South Carolina sucked in this game and their Connor Shaw got outplayed by Justin Worley. South Carolina deserved the loss. Tennessee wasn't great, but they were better than South Carolina.

[ace3g]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/816298460.gif?1382211692

[TheCultOfPersonality]

It was a great catch by Marquez North.

[IronMexican]

Ge:lolrgia

Quincy Carter is rolling over in his grave right now

:lol Actually had to check and make sure he wasn't dead.

[jeebus]

:lol Actually had to check and make sure he wasn't dead.
:lmao

[IronMexican]

I think this Vandy UGA game just shows how deep the SEC is. A bottom feeder is going to beat an SEC Contender! Just unreal.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao SEC

In before lolaggiefan gets severely butthurt :lol

[The Reckoning]

lol sec not getting into the natty because "they're too stacked :cry"

[jeebus]

:lmao SEC

In before lolaggiefan gets severely butthurt :lol
:cry you're just a t shirt texas fan! l:cryl big 12! :cry

[jeebus]

Johnny Interception

[LakerHater]

Ah Shit!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Not even half way through the 1st quarter and Brigham Young already has 17 points. :wow

[Clipper Nation]

:cry you're just a t shirt texas fan! l:cryl big 12! :cry
:cry "What do you mean Vandy beat Georgia? The SEC beat the SEC!" :cry

[jeebus]

:cry "What do you mean Vandy beat Georgia? The SEC beat the SEC!" :cry
:cry Vandy only put up 31 points instead of over 40! that's pr:cry:cryf that SEC defense is AMAZING! :cry

[symple19]

Why Auburn is trying trickeration/passing around the goal line is beyond me. Run it up the middle three times and you'll get in, tbh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Brigham Young and Houston are both on pace to score over 100 points in this game.

[ace3g]

TD

[IronMexican]

I think lost in all the loling at UGA, is that OU is down by 2 TD's

[symple19]

Evans is a Boss

:lol Johnny playing backyard football

[jeebus]

I think lost in all the loling at UGA, is that OU is down by 2 TD's
The Belldoucher hasn't awakened yet. Just wait tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

I think lost in all the loling at UGA, is that OU is down by 2 TD's
Also, :lolhi:lol State is losing to I:lolwa....

[ace3g]

fumble

[symple19]

He's gonna go over 200 in the first quarter

smh

[jeebus]

Johnny Interception

[symple19]

Pick!

That was an awful throw

[The Reckoning]

how many ints will manziel throw this year?

[LakerHater]

Stupid Stupid Stupid!!

[jeebus]

how many ints will manziel throw this year?
whatever it is, at least triple the number when he's a rookie in the NFL, if he even gets onto the field.

[symple19]

Great play call

[LakerHater]

Timeout?

[symple19]

lol

This game isn't going to be over until 8pm or so

[jeebus]

Go for it faggots

[IronMexican]

Manziel is like me on Madden. I;d go like 30 for 50 for 7 TD's with 4 or 5 picks. Video game numbers, I said!

[symple19]

Fuck yeah they're going for it

[symple19]

Just run it straight up the middle 3 times if you have to... QB sneak time

Don't fuckin fumble it either, Marshall

[symple19]

Goddamn. Chalk one up for Kyle Field

[jeebus]

:lmao

[jeebus]

my niggas

[symple19]

:smokin

[symple19]

Aggie defense has been on the field a long damn time. If TOP stays in Auburn's favor, look for holes you could sail a container ship through in the second half

[symple19]

13:42 to 5:42 so far :wow

[symple19]

:lol Ohio State

:lol Big 10

[LakerHater]

Aggie D is trash!

[jeebus]

Johnny Monkeyball

[symple19]

Stanford/UCLA is 3-0 at the half

crofl

[symple19]

Goddamn Auburn receivers need to catch the ball

[symple19]

Boom

[symple19]

Auburn so worried about Johnny that they're forgetting about stopping the run

[LakerHater]

WHATA punt!

[LakerHater]

WOW, bad pass!

[symple19]

Fuck. JM might get it back with some time

[symple19]

WOW, bad pass!

One of the few times I've ever seen him under-throw somebody. His MO is to throw it too hard and sail it 10 yards beyond the receiver

[LakerHater]

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[LakerHater]

THANK YOU For dropping that!!!

[jeebus]

wow. those auburn receivers are fuckin shit.

[LakerHater]

TOUCHDOWN!!!

[symple19]

If Auburn had some decent receivers...

Fuck... It was a td

[symple19]

oh shit

[symple19]

Let's see if Auburn can get the running game going again

[LakerHater]

Daaaaaamn shoulda had that pic!

[symple19]

wtf

Why bring in JJ and waste a down. stupid and a momentum killer

Fuck you Malzahn. run the fucking football

[symple19]

Ellis Johnson has been very good at making halftime adjustments. Hopefully the defense can get a few 3 and outs

[LakerHater]

Wayta go D!

[symple19]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck yeah

[LakerHater]

SONOFAH

[LakerHater]

Manziel Truckin!!!

[symple19]

Are Verne and Gary drinking up in the box? lol

[symple19]

Good to see Auburn stopping the run again. Hopefully James Pigskin will make another mistake. He's been managing things well since his last pic tbh

[LakerHater]

Whata Run Johnny!!!

[symple19]

fuck

[LakerHater]

TOUCHDOWN!!!

With the Pass interferance!

[Sisk]

Mike Evans is just absurd.

[symple19]

WHY IS JJ IN AGAIN?!

[Sisk]

I'm thankful every time yall throw on first down.

[Sisk]

It doesn't make sense to me either, symple.

[symple19]

oh, nm

[LakerHater]

Wow, bad series for Nick Marshall

[LakerHater]

Beautiful Screen!!

[symple19]

I'm thankful every time yall throw on first down.

Yeah, I don't get it at all.

I get that he needs to mix it up some, but just keep running it. So what if it's 4 yards and a cloud of dust? It works. It also keeps Johnny off the field.

Btw, Aggie gets in the endzone here its over, imo

[LakerHater]

There he is!

[LakerHater]

Lambo!

[LakerHater]

FAKE!!

[symple19]

omfg...smh

[symple19]

Difference for Aggie has been the O-line. Much better than the first half

[LakerHater]

WOOOOOW!

[LakerHater]

DAMMIT!

[jeebus]

:lmao

[symple19]

Uh-oh

[Lincoln]

He's done.

[symple19]

Still held to a FG! With Johnny on the bench, there might be hope

[LakerHater]

He'll come back!!

[The Reckoning]

looks like they might have been popping his shoulder back into place? wtf with the towels?

[Sisk]

Lol CBS trolling the towel holders

[symple19]

Is that Luke Joeckel's brother?

[Lincoln]

Is that Luke Joeckel's brother?

Yeah

[Sisk]

Is that Luke Joeckel's brother?

Twin brother

[Lincoln]

It's his throwin arm too. He's done

[jeebus]

looks like they might have been popping his shoulder back into place? wtf with the towels?
probably trying to do this but without the Chinaman efficiency


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8l6hiW9FL8

[Sisk]

It's his throwin arm too. He's done

Literally no way you could know that.

[symple19]

RUN THE BALL

[symple19]

Yep, he's done

[LakerHater]

Yup thats it for him!

[jeebus]

congrats ESPN, you got something to talk about for 3 months straight.

[Sisk]

Yep, he's done

Looks that way.

[jeebus]

Yep, he's done


Literally no way you could know that.

[symple19]

Coates caught it!

It's snowing in hell!

[jeebus]

Looks that way.


Literally no way you could know that.

[symple19]

coming back...of course

[symple19]

Yeah buddy

[LakerHater]

that injury kinda took a lil life out!

[symple19]

Looks that way.

So is Joeckel any good? Interesting that he's a QB and his brother is an OL. Obviously fraternal twins :lol

[Sisk]

He had not tried to throw when Lincoln was saying that. Or symple. Try to keep up, jeebus.

[Lincoln]

:lmao worst def I have ever seen

Running the same fucking zone read over and over and we can't stop it

[jeebus]

that injury kinda took a lil life out!
no "win one for the gipper" type motivation?

[Sisk]

So is Joeckel any good? Interesting that he's a QB and his brother is an OL. Obviously fraternal twins :lol

He's serviceable. Horribly slow throwing motion though and no mobility. TBH might prefer to just use our true freshman QB but I doubt it will happen.

[jeebus]

He had not tried to throw when Lincoln was saying that. Or symple. Try to keep up, jeebus.


Literally no way you could know that.

[Sisk]

that injury kinda took a lil life out!

No. Our defense just sucks.

[symple19]

Guess he doesn't have to be very good. Just throw it to Evans :lol

[The Reckoning]

probably trying to do this but without the Chinaman efficiency


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8l6hiW9FL8\


fuck man that's brutal...but you can't help but chuckle with the aussie announcer + chinese out in perfect synchronization aftermath

[Sisk]

Or hand it off to Williams or Carson.

[LakerHater]

No. Our defense just sucks.
That, is already known!

[symple19]

not used to the new cadence

[symple19]

C'mon D

[jeebus]

:lmao wtf was that?

[symple19]

Bullshit on the forward progress

[LakerHater]

Thank you refs!

[LakerHater]

Oh Shit, Johnny looks good!!

[Sisk]

Hmmm

[symple19]

lol doesn't matter

Need to keep running the ball

Wonder if Johnny got a Cortizone shot?

[jeebus]

I wonder what European drug they shot into him? they should make him pee in a cup after the game. anyways, fuck it. Pull a Washington and throw him back out there like RGKnee last season

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I just turned it on. I'm guessing Johnny Monkeyball got injured on a monkeyball type play?

[Blake]

lol doesn't matter

Need to keep running the ball

Wonder if Johnny got a Cortizone shot?

If Auburn throws one more pass on first down, I'll be pissed.

[jeebus]

I just turned it on. I'm guessing Johnny Monkeyball got injured on a monkeyball type play?
you're a magician!

[The Reckoning]

I just turned it on. I'm guessing Johnny Monkeyball got injured on a monkeyball type play?


dokadamus

[Sisk]

lol faking injuries

[LakerHater]

NIce fake injury!! :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao blatantly faking an injury

[td4mvp2k]

Lol good 1 a&m

[Sisk]

Well maybe not fake, but he fell on purpose obviously

[symple19]

I'm running out of shit to throw across my living room....

[jeebus]

damn son

[Pelicans78]

I'm running out of shit to throw across my living room....

Just win this game dammit.

[symple19]

C'mon baby...stuff it in

[LakerHater]

Good lord this D!

[symple19]

:smokin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How the fuck was Auburn losing to this run defense? Shit play calling?

[Pelicans78]

And A&M still has easily the worst defense in the conference. Even way worse than Kentucky. SMH.

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ deez SEC defenses

[Lincoln]

Look for Faggot to monkeyball around and not b able to throw it with that busted arm

[jeebus]

if Auburn players are smart, they'll aim for Johnny Chimpo's glass arm

[symple19]

C'mon defense

[DeadlyDynasty]

If Auburn can hold on the U moves up to #6

[LakerHater]

Whoooaaa!!!!

Hes back!!!

[symple19]

if Auburn players are smart, they'll aim for Johnny Chimpo's glass arm

Super trooper references ftw

[The Reckoning]

:cry the legend grows :cry

[Pelicans78]

If Auburn can hold on the U moves up to #6

You guys don't have anyone better than Stephen Morris? He's terrible. You guys have a deep team otherwise.

[jeebus]

:lol yeah, keep throwin. ruin that arm!

[LakerHater]

Nice!

No get that first!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:cry the legend grows :cry

:cryJohny Pierce playing through an injury :cry

[LakerHater]

FACEMASK!!!

[LakerHater]

Broke #9's ankles!!!

[Sisk]

Look for Faggot to monkeyball around and not b able to throw it with that busted arm

You were saying?

[symple19]

Good no-call...thank goodness

[LakerHater]

Hows that not flagged!??

[symple19]

Boom...lucky he didn't get one of those awful targeting penalties

[Sisk]

Lol helmet to helmet

[jeebus]

:monkey

[Pelicans78]

Finally he slides. :monkey:monkey:monkey

[Pelicans78]

:monkey

Damn you beat me to it asshole.

[symple19]

grrrr, how is he that open

[jeebus]

Damn you beat me to it asshole.
:monkey

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

just for the hell of it

:monkey:monkey:monkey

[LakerHater]

LOL, Now Auburn slowin down Aggies!

[The Reckoning]

auburn faking injuries now :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

You guys don't have anyone better than Stephen Morris? He's terrible. You guys have a deep team otherwise.

Ryan Williams is very good, but Morris is the senior so he gets the nod. He's actually not that bad, but had a horrible game @UNC. Still, I'm glad they were humbled now so they're refocused for this tough stretch coming up.

[Lincoln]

grrrr, how is he that open

College football, everyone is open

[LakerHater]

TRa!!

[symple19]

Whatever happens, Auburn will have plenty of time to come back. NM has already led one GW drive against MSU

[Pelicans78]

Ryan Williams is very good, but Morris is the senior so he gets the nod. He's actually not that bad, but had a horrible game @UNC. Still, I'm glad they were humbled now so they're refocused for this tough stretch coming up.

He was horrible against Florida too and that's the only two Miami games I've watched this season.:lol

[Sisk]

We have not had a run game all game.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Ryan Williams is very good, but Morris is the senior so he gets the nod. He's actually not that bad, but had a horrible game @UNC. Still, I'm glad they were humbled now so they're refocused for this tough stretch coming up.

Compared to Ja:monkey Harris Stephen Morris is god :lol

[LakerHater]

1st Down!!

[thunderup]

:lol Auburn

[Sisk]

Monkeyball with the TD

[LakerHater]

:lol That ref!

[td4mvp2k]

Lol @ official

[jeebus]

someone remind that coon that you don't have to fake an injury after a touchdown

[jeebus]

"how bout that offense?" :lol how bout that shitty defense?

[LakerHater]

What was Manziel like 8-8 since he came back!?

[Sisk]

Refs get so mad at Johnny it's hilarious

[symple19]

Fuck that official. Let him run his mouth and then throw the flag :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Compared to Ja:monkey Harris Stephen Morris is god :lol
Nobody is, was, or ever will be as bad as Jacory. We will never see his likeness again.

[symple19]

:lol

This game is pushing 4 hours and no overtime (yet?) :lol

[Lincoln]

Too much time tbh

Good game auburn, this defense :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Refs get so mad at Johnny it's hilarious

?? He just helped him out, you retard

[symple19]

Again, RUN THE BALL

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Too much time tbh

Good game auburn, this defense :lol

A&M's run D is bad enough to let Auburn score quick enough for Manziel to have enough time left.

[Sisk]

?? He just helped him out, you retard

Yeah, they've been really getting in the Auburn's players faces when they've been running their mouths.

[Pelicans78]

?? He just helped him out, you retard

Yup. He easily could have cost them 15 yards.

[Lincoln]

Read option 15 straight plays :lol

[jeebus]

crofl throwing on first down

[symple19]

what the hell was that

[Holden_Caulfield]

woaaahhh a&m finally gonna get a stop :lol

[symple19]

Let's go... 4 downs, just keep running

[Holden_Caulfield]

what a failure :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao 9 in the box and they still convert on the ground

[LakerHater]

No safety & still couldnt stop the run!

[symple19]

4 yards and a cloud of dust. No penetration. Just keep running

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They should put that fat guy standing next to Manziel on the sidelines in at nose tackle tbh

[The Reckoning]

lol stacking box but still getting ran over

[LakerHater]

WAAAY off in that pass!

[symple19]

Typical Marshall

Don't panic. 2 downs

[Pelicans78]

What a catch!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol:lol:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yeah, they've been really getting in the Auburn's players faces when they've been running their mouths.

Just admit that your comment was stupid. No need to double down on that shitty take.

[LakerHater]

Stared him down & still got it!

[symple19]

Yeah buddy

Keep running

[Holden_Caulfield]

let em through

[Pelicans78]

OOOOOO Auburn may have scored too quickly

[leemajors]

Yeah buddy

Keep running

mason is bullying them, nasty

[The Reckoning]

lol auburn with shit time management

[Lincoln]

College football is so retarded :lol

[jeebus]

why in a hurry to score? stupid fuckstains

[symple19]

Let that clock run down.... Don't want the TD... a minute is too long for Johnny :lol

Wanna run one more play

[LakerHater]

It looks like a TD!

[Sisk]

Glad it's a TD

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

why would their RB extend for the touchdown there? Might as well make A&M waste a few timeouts before going to punch it in.

:lol tribal instincts making him incapable of thinking critically

[symple19]

mason is bullying them, nasty

Yeah, he's the truth. Might be the best in the SEC

[Pelicans78]

lol auburn with shit time management

Yeah they were still doing hurry up inside the 10 yard line.

[LakerHater]

3 timeouts & Manziel w the ball!!

[Sisk]

Just admit that your comment was stupid. No need to double down on that shitty take.

Have the refs been in any Auburn players faces today? Pay attention.

[thunderup]

:lol SEC defense
:lol Auburn giving J. football too much time

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

why in a hurry to score? stupid fuckstains

:lmao tribal instincts incapable of thinking beyond, "Me want big booty! Me want touchdown! Me want chicken!"

[symple19]

1:19 is too goddamn long with Johnny. Not feeling good at all

[Sisk]

Yup. He easily could have cost them 15 yards.

And Auburn has been talking shit all game. Johnny just has a target. Let's be honest here

[Holden_Caulfield]

tebow time...err manziel