How do y'all decide who sleeps in the sweat puddle after you smash ur gf/bf/wife etc

[Lincoln]

I don't wanna sleep in that shit and if I'm on top plowing her, it's all her sweat anyways

[The Reckoning]

i make her change the sheets

[DJR210]

Sweat is what you're worried about? What about the creampie drippings that just fell out onto the bed?

[Lincoln]

Sweat is what you're worried about? What about the creampie drippings that just fell out onto the bed?i usually jizz on her face/chest/tits/stomach ad then wipe it off so it's not that big of a problem tbh

[m>s]

op you don't have sex lol

[The Reckoning]

i usually worry about the natural vaginal lube tbh

[DJR210]

i usually jizz on her face/chest/tits/stomach ad then wipe it off so it's not that big of a problem tbh

All internal is where it's at son. If it ain't your main bitch then mouth or ass would be the best IMO.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I leave her in the motel I found her

[Lincoln]

op you don't have sex lol

Lol my girl loves my circumcised dick and craves it u mad?

[Rogue]

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his bitch's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his bitch's sweat despite the dampness imho.

[CuckingFunt]

Sweat is what you're worried about?

Times a million.

[m>s]

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his bitch's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his bitch's sweat despite the dampness imho.
:lmao Vietcong girlfriend

[DJR210]

:lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Sweat is what you're worried about? What about the creampie drippings that just fell out onto the bed?

Creampie drippings is what you're worried about? What about the piss!!!

[DJR210]

Creampie drippings is what you're worried about? What about the piss!!!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQfCLfvlo2OYT-1JVGkVEdo-jJ-DZ9QgJ78wdD6xyKM3imDmK8O

[chunticakes]

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his bitch's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his bitch's sweat despite the dampness imho.

this. after you bust a good nut you can sleep no problem.

[DMC]

If you're worried about sleeping in the wet spot, they make a spray for that. Also, get a bigger bed.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Smash? Do people really talk like that? Or more precisely do any men talk to women like that?

[FkLA]

^Nobody used the word smash, bro :wtf

[cute_spursfan]

smash is so 2006...when that fag ray j started using it, it lost popularity.

[DJR210]

What about "boof"?

[The Reckoning]

cop a root is what i use for now on

[mrsmaalox]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

[DisAsTerBot]

this little scro has so many sex questions. keep trying little guy!!

[RD2191]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.
Thanks for ruining lunch.:tu

[Leetonidas]

If there's a sweat puddle that means you're only doing missionary tbh how boring is that. And who fucks on a bed anymore? Plenty of other places in the house imo

[Koolaid_Man]

OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his bitch's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his bitch's sweat despite the dampness imho.


Yeah I agree....I will gladly lay in it for about 10 min tops...until I catch my breath....then I have to get up and get that shit off... something's erotic about it though...squirt squirt squirt...I'm down with it...

[Koolaid_Man]

If there's a sweat puddle that means you're only doing missionary tbh how boring is that. And who fucks on a bed anymore? Plenty of other places in the house imo

Missionary is not boring....it's a staple....as long as you're switching it up it's all good....I like when they give me the pull back blow job...you might not have ever heard of that Leets because you gotta have some rod for that type of activity...it falls in the trick fucking category :lol

and when you're hitting it from the back...you should be on the balls of your feet not your knees and then you angle in downward at a 45 degree angle...:lol

[I. Hustle]

Sweat is what you're worried about? What about the creampie drippings that just fell out onto the bed?


op you don't have sex lol


i usually worry about the natural vaginal lube tbh


OP has no sex because you know it's obviously a lie when someone says he hates the smell of his bitch's sweat. A guy who has some real experience will be gladly sleeping on the puddle of his bitch's sweat despite the dampness imho.


Times a million.


this. after you bust a good nut you can sleep no problem.


Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

All of this.

Dude just outed himself as a virgin. Now you KNOW he's never been near a vagina.

[Leetonidas]

Missionary is not boring....it's a staple....as long as you're switching it up it's all good....I like when they give me the pull back blow job...you might not have ever heard of that Leets because you gotta have some rod for that type of activity...it falls in the trick fucking category :lol

and when you're hitting it from the back...you should be on the balls of your feet not your knees and then you angle in downward at a 45 degree angle...:lol
I didn't say it wasn't a staple brah but if you're banging long enough to make a sweat puddle you're probably only bangin missionary which is boring. Gotta switch it up imo. Reverse cowgirl ftw

[I. Hustle]

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

[Trill Clinton]

Smash? Do people really talk like that? Or more precisely do any men talk to women like that?



smash

ran through

beat it up

beat da pussy up

put to bed

tear up

all still get used to this day.

[cantthinkofanything]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

true that. people giving each other oral and then worried about having to sleep in sweat.

[I. Hustle]

Funny to be so grossed out by sweat. If there's a sweat puddle under me after sex it usually isn't just mine; I've had sex with someone who was like a sweat shower.

I get that botox stuff done now so I don't sweat as much. Plust it's tough because I drink so much water and work out a lot. I've got it under control now but sorry the won't be a next time for us. I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

[cantthinkofanything]

I get that botox stuff done now so I don't sweat as much. Plust it's tough because I drink so much water and work out a lot. I've got it under control now but sorry the won't be a next time for us. I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

Botox is fucking bullshit. I was getting these wrinkles all around my weenie and went to the doctor. He said it was due to my erect penis being so large that it stretched out my skin too much. He recommended Botox injections into my scrotum. After a few weeks of treatment, my pubic hair turned bright blue and one of my testicles got sucked into my anus.

I guess the upside is that I have bright blue pubic hair.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[DJR210]

All of this.

Dude just outed himself as a virgin. Now you KNOW he's never been near a vagina.

:lol sweat
:lol how can i sleep with pussy juice under my finger nails
:lol thinking the woman has a choice in the matter


I'll always remember what you did with those jolly ranchers though.

mrsmaalox sips codeine, did she have them Jolly's in her drank again?


I leave her in the alley dead

FIFY

[DMC]

If you were fucking right, not just trying to get a token nut so she leaves you alone for another 5 months, then you'll be tired enough that it won't matter.

[mrsmaalox]

mrsmaalox sips codeine, did she have them Jolly's in her drank again?

LOL I remember that night I was so sick, finally getting some relief from coughing but being pretty loopy and forgetting what I was typing midsentence. Next morning I was telling my kids about the syzzurp-Jolly Rancher thing and they were all "Mom how do you know this stuff?!" and all I remembered was "Some dude on SpursTalk told me!"----so I guess that was you, DJR210? :lol :toast

[mrsmaalox]

If you were fucking right, not just trying to get a token nut so she leaves you alone for another 5 months, then you'll be tired enough that it won't matter.

5 months?!

[DJR210]

LOL I remember that night I was so sick, finally getting some relief from coughing but being pretty loopy and forgetting what I was typing midsentence. Next morning I was telling my kids about the syzzurp-Jolly Rancher thing and they were all "Mom how do you know this stuff?!" and all I remembered was "Some dude on SpursTalk told me!"----so I guess that was you, DJR210? :lol :toast

:lol yeah, that was me. They need to make you an emoticon with a white cup instead of a wine glass tbh.

[DMC]

5 months?!

Don't act like you've never gotten that "let's get this out of the way already" fuck. You've probably given it as well.

[Kool Bob Love]

OP Just give your BoyFriend the reach around phaggot.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't act like you've never gotten that "let's get this out of the way already" fuck. You've probably given it as well.

:lol no. I'd never be like that with someone I like. And I only fuck people I like.

[Rogue]

I'm also a virgin and I'm roughly 26yr old now, but I can admit the truth easily and I'm proud of it indeed. It's apparent that OP is desperate for pussies but I'm afraid he'll never actually get any until he learns to be honest (which's always a rare quality for Asians though)

[DJR210]

"gf/bf/wife etc"

Who did we not cover here?

[DMC]

"gf/bf/wife etc"

Who did we not cover here?

Daughter, pet, son in law Chris... etc

[DJR210]

Daughter, pet, son in law Chris... etc

:lol

[FkLA]

Women talking openly about sex like men do are hoes. Its not sexy or cute tbh.

[The Reckoning]

Women talking openly about sex like men do are hoes. Its not sexy or cute tbh.


wow another virgin shows up in this thread


they're sticking out like the fat fucks in the weight loss threads

[FkLA]

The fuck does my statement have to do with virgins, dumbfuck ?

[DJR210]

Dude just outed himself as a virgin. Now you KNOW he's never been near a vagina.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/LincolnEdit_zps29704c49.jpg

[AchillesHeel]

wow another virgin shows up in this thread


they're sticking out like the fat fucks in the weight loss threads

:lol

[AchillesHeel]

The fuck does my statement have to do with virgins, dumbfuck ?

:lol

Well, the fact that you responded like you just did shows that you indeed are a virgin. Only a virgin would get offended being called a virgin, if you'd have gotten pussy you wouldn't get all defensive like that.

[chunticakes]

Women talking openly about sex like men do are hoes. Its not sexy or cute tbh.

lol complaining about this. it's a well known fact that women are far more perverted than men. their conversations are about nothing but cawk.

[ohmwrecker]

Sweat puddle?

[DMC]

i've never sweat in my life

You probably have, but those rolls kept it contained like a levy of blubber.

[Lincoln]

Crock I get more pussy than some of these ED affected faggots in here. I love being a youth and having my circumcised dick still working :) no need for me to beg for my foreskin back tbh :cry

And mrsmaalox, I nearly threw up my sandwich. Don't think anyone on this board wants to picture you naked.

[ohmwrecker]

I'm gonna call you "sweat puddle" from now on.

[m>s]

Crock I get more pussy than some of these ED affected faggots in here. I love being a youth and having my circumcised dick still working :) no need for me to beg for my foreskin back tbh :cry

And mrsmaalox, I nearly threw up my sandwich. Don't think anyone on this board wants to picture you naked.

dude your little emasculated halfway hard crooked pecker doesn't do shit for any woman :lol

you should restore so you can feel the full length of your erections tbh

[Chief Brody]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/LincolnEdit_zps29704c49.jpg
:lolnot a bad photoshop, tbh

[Lincoln]

dude your little emasculated halfway hard crooked pecker doesn't do shit for any woman :lol

you should restore so you can feel the full length of your erections tbh

Lol you must be getting my dick confused with yours brah

[m>s]

women who have had both prefer whole dick dude, at least you have your trapped penis without sufficient skin to achieve full erection as an excuse for your small wang lol

[Lincoln]

Lol don't take out your sexual insecurities out on me and the whole circumcised population bro. Just cause your ex broke up with you bc you couldn't make her cum doesn't mean any of our circumcised dicks are broken as well :lol

[m>s]

the whole half-man population is like you and a couple other people bro lol. being circumcised is not normal worldwide.

don't be mad at me because your mommeh cut off the most sensitive 50% of your dick skin critical for making a woman feel pleasure so your mangled stump grew up to be desensitized, shriveled, and small lol

[Lincoln]

:lol keep tryin to blame your sexual insecurities on lack of foreskin tbh, it's a great feeling when you make your first girl cum I'll never forget it :)


U gonna get ur shit restored tho? Real talk

[m>s]

:lol i was never circumcised i just pretended to be so i wouldn't appear anti-semetic

tbh does it bother you to know that women in norway refer to your type as "40% men?"

europe sends their condolences to you lol

http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.553482 (warning, written by a jew so it's got a biased slant)

[Lincoln]

:lol backtracking and pretending you aren't circumcised. Nigga we all kno u are, your insecurity is showing again. Just accept it and get that shit restored if it means so much to u. I'll stick with making my girls cum ;)

[m>s]

cripple cock lol

[Lincoln]

Pretending you have foreskin all of a sudden to :cry try and make me jealous :cry

[m>s]

freudian slip?

i thought there was nothing to be jealous about :lol hey you said it not me

i'd be jealous too if 20,000 specialized nerve endings were cut off for a God i didn't even believe in without my consent and who turns out never asked for the best part of your cock to begin with

[Lincoln]

For a guy with foreskin you seem strangely interested in such a subject tbh

[m>s]

i'm a white nationalist i won't have jewculture infecting the aryan american way of life

doc shekelstein makes a fortune mutilating little boys and selling their body parts as profit, with some of that money ultimately going back to israel

[Lincoln]

Lol stealing Bridgette's schtick

[DJR210]

:lolnot a bad photoshop, tbh

:lol thanks.

[FkLA]

lol complaining about this. it's a well known fact that women are far more perverted than men. their conversations are about nothing but cawk.

Its one thing to do it with their girls and another to join in with guy. No other reason for a hoe to do that other than trying to get the attention of dick. Some losers will think its sexy but real niggas like me know those women arent worth a shit tbh. Fuck them once and leave them in the hotel, thats what theyre good for.

[FkLA]

m>s I got a big, circumsiced dick...you wanna suck it faggot ?

[PlayNando]

I don't wanna sleep in that shit and if I'm on top plowing her, it's all her sweat anyways
I don't have this problem, tbh.

[m>s]

LOL you're cut? that's fucking hilarious you're like the world's unluckiest be@ner. shit is like nonexistent no wonder you're angry and have esteem issues with your false confidence displayed on the board.

[FkLA]

*uncircumcised

You wanna suck it, faggot? You seem pretty fascinated by them.

[m>s]

hahahahahhhaaha too late jewboy

[FkLA]

They dont circumcise newborns in Mexico tbh.

[m>s]

no shit, your mom must have really hated you then lol

[mrsmaalox]

Crock I get more pussy than some of these ED affected faggots in here. I love being a youth and having my circumcised dick still working :) no need for me to beg for my foreskin back tbh :cry

And mrsmaalox, I nearly threw up my sandwich. Don't think anyone on this board wants to picture you naked.

And where exactly did I ask you or anyone on this board to picture me naked? I read comments from everyone here in sex themed threads all the time and never once have I pictured anyone naked. If you do it, then you're an idiot and most likely a virgin as others in this thread suspect :lol

[m>s]

"you're an idiot and most likely a virgin as others in this thread suspect"

:lmao with a little crippled cock too

[Lincoln]

Whoa didn't mean to get your memo paused panties in a bunch tbh

[Lincoln]

:lol angry that your mom mutilated your dick. It's ok, you can cry our random internet shoulders :)

[m>s]

^:lmao gf's little vietnamese vagina sore whenever my silky smooth cock is better for the job u mad?

[Lincoln]

Menopaused*

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa didn't mean to get your memo paused panties in a bunch tbh

I don't have memo paused panties, did your virgin mind imagine those too?? :lol

[Lincoln]

:lol mutilated

[m>s]

don't read this or you might commit suicide

http://pastie.org/3724275

[DJR210]

memo paused

:lol More damning evidence you know not a thing about women

[chunticakes]

Whoa didn't mean to get your memo paused panties in a bunch tbh

mah nigga linc with the prepubescent virgin goods, tbh. :lol

[jag]

I leave her in the motel I found her

Underrated

[DJR210]

mah nigga linc with the prepubescent virgin goods, tbh. :lol

:lol

[DJR210]

mah nigga linc with the prepubescent virgin goods, tbh. :lol

:lol Things escalated quickly..first he's a self exposed virgin, now his balls haven't dropped. This is almost as big as Avante going from a dirty old man, to a child molester, to a full blown serial child rapist/murderer in a span of 2 days.

[Rogue]

It's a blatant lie, or simply ignorance if you claim your bitch's smell repulses you, tbh. while i was attending a class the other day i smelt the scent of some fine bitches who sat a few seats away from me, and the smell was so good I'm afraid I would've probably persuaded myself to quit celibacy right at the scene but for my strong passion for my goddess.

[DJR210]

It's a blatant lie, or simply ignorance if you claim your bitch's smell repulses you, tbh. while i was attending a class the other day i smelt the scent of some fine bitches who sat a few seats away from me, and the smell was so good I'm afraid I would've probably persuaded myself to quit celibacy right at the scene but for my strong passion for my goddess.

Sweat is a natural aphrodisiac according to research.

[Rogue]

I agree. I could feel the bitch was horny and desperate and would've already rolled onto the floor with some random guy if it wasn't a classroom, and it even made me wish at the moment that I weren't a lifelong celibate and hadn't known my goddess :cry

[m>s]

"even made me wish"

wish? youre free to do as you please

[Rogue]

I'm such a wimp, my friend, I'm too scared to make any change to my life even when my parents and cousins are all urging me to do so... :cry smart guys don't get married before the age of 30 but it doesn't mean you can't date any bitches in your 20s. Having a relationship with a woman would teach you a lot of things, would be such a great experience that you can't gain from anything else, and even Leykis has never said one shouldn't "date" a girl in his 20s. Marrying a bitch is one thing while dating her is something different entirely, I know it just as well as I know everything but... I just can't, my wimpy self failed me time and time again...

I've got bitches flirting with me since as early as middle school time, and most of them were fine, very fine, yet I turned each of them down, again and again. I've been living as a celibate my entire life, and i fear to make any changes at this point of time when I'm already on the other half of my 20s. It's like, he who rides on a tigers back is afraid to dismount. If I hypothetically got me a bitch and began loitering through the campus with her whenever there's no classes. and all of a sudden a bitch who once flirted with me appeared and stood right in front of my face, crying... what would I say? what the hell could i say to console her, to soothe her broken heart, and to excuse myself?

I think I'm kind of deemed to be a lifelong celibate. I've been such an asshole to them innocent bitches for too long, and I don't deserve any more love from women... I want my goddess to read my novels, and sue the shit out of me for offending her privacy. I want her to treat me like shit because that would make me feel a bit better about the girls I've hurt, that would be the fair punishment that I deserve... :cry

[FkLA]

Is Rogue a troll or is this really how he is? He's like that Jacob guy, I never know if they're serious or not.

[Rogue]

Is Rogue a troll or is this really how he is? He's like that Jacob guy, I never know if they're serious or not.
No soy un troll, mi hermano mexicano. Estoy sintiendo que estoy en un crisis, realimente, donde quiero amor pero no puedo conseguir algo. Tengo miedo de amor nadie ahora :cry

[FkLA]

No soy un troll, mi hermano mexicano. Estoy sintiendo que estoy en un crisis, realimente, donde quiero amor pero no puedo conseguir algo. Tengo miedo de amor nadie ahora :cry

El amor es bueno para el alma y el pene. No tengas miedo y abre tu corazon, mi amigo. :)

[Rogue]

El amor es bueno para el alma y el pene. No tengas miedo y abre tu corazon, mi amigo. :)
Gracias. Scarlett es mi diosa siempre. Probablemente, yo debe tratar de amar alguien. Hay muchas mujeres bonitas en nosotra escualla, pero estoy demasiado tímido :cry... Estoy demasiado tímido para siqiera hablar de ello en inglés aquí

Gracias, mi amigo.

[DJR210]

Is Rogue a troll or is this really how he is? He's like that Jacob guy, I never know if they're serious or not.

He is a troll like no other. A new age outlaw among trolls. A tender, kind hearted troll who could say nothing hurtful; not even when he has been attacked first.

[Rogue]

A mi me gusta Scarlett aún. Ella es mi diosa constanmente, pero ella no existe en my vida personal. Nunca puedo tener la diosa Scarlett en mi casa, pero necesito una chica para joder también, como otros chicos juvenes.

Es un diversión grande hablar con tu, mi amigo, gracias otra vez.

[Rogue]

He is a troll like no other. A new age outlaw among trolls. A tender, kind hearted troll who could say nothing hurtful; not even when he has been attacked first.
I used to talk a lot of trash around this place when I was using random troll accounts (blade, LM, frodo... just to name a few) but my goddess changed me, and changed me forever... I still had two accounts available to be used at the time when LM got banned, and I chose my original account, the one I'm using now, instead of the other which was named after an honorable spurstalk legend, because I didn't want to spoil the image of that legend and that I had decided to be an honest person, just like my goddess Scarlett. :cry I aspire to being a truthful person and I don't wanna put on any of that old pretense which was stupid and lame.

I mean if I really feel the long-missing love again for someone in my real life, hypothetically, I'd speak it out straight away, rather than hide it or suppress it like I did during my middle school years and undergraduate years in college. But unfortunately I'm still having a hard time trying to extricate myself from the remorse and penitence of the past... :cry