Which is Worse?

[DMC]

A. You're a multimillionaire star athlete and you have to rape a white filthy whore to get pussy
B. You told a detective that you jerked off in the shower because said white whore who already had other men's semen in her twat didn't want your monkey sperm on her face even though you're filthy rich.

[Clipper Nation]

C. Telling the detectives that said white whore "wasn't that attractive" - in other words, admitting to raping an ugly chick

[DMC]

C. Telling the detectives that said white whore "wasn't that attractive" - in other words, admitting to raping an ugly chick

But still wouldn't accept his putrid semen on her face. She might be a gold digging mega whore, but she's got some standards at least.

[lefty]

B. Admitting you jerked off after she left; beta male behavior

[Thebesteva]

D. dedicating your life to stalk a guy you believe is a reject of a rapist

[lefty]

E. Laker fans posting gay Duncan threads everyday

[Arnold Toht]

F. Missing 2 potential game-tying shots during the final minute of game 7 of the Finals.

[Bynumite]

Which is worse?

Living with your boyfriend and wife in the same house?

A married man buying his boyfriend a condo?

Getting cucked and being completely oblivious to the fact for 3 years?

The dude who's balls deep in your wife using your hard earned money to buy his gym?

Getting benched during the last minute of a title clinching game and not saying a single word against it like a huge beta.

Missing a game tieing layup and tip-in during the last minute of a finals game 7 while being guarded by a significantly smaller player?

[Arnold Toht]

The dude who's balls deep in your wife using your hard earned money to buy his gym?

:lol

[Leetonidas]

You forgot to add D, snitching on teammates in the process of being interrogated who were uninvolved in any of this

[lefty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d8abab8b415820dc589788abbc14f66/tumblr_mjiy6736Os1qd53iko1_400.gif

[TDMVPDPOY]

can someone posts the transcript where kobe says he had to finish it in the toilet?

[spurraider21]

jerking it after the girl leaves is easily beta behavior. thats probably what mclovin did in superbad for fucks sake

[Kool Bob Love]

:wow:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

jerking it after the girl leaves is easily beta behavior. thats probably what mclovin did in superbad for fucks sake

this has technique poster all over it...i assume thats what he does when hanging out with his pals, cuckhold somewhere in the corner while his friend is humping that whale

[Deuce Bigalow]

Duncan going 0-5 with 0 points in the 4th quarter and overtime of Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals

http://i.imgur.com/3GM8VoY.gif

[AchillesHeel]

F. Missing 18 out of 24 shots in Game 7 of the Finals

[TDMVPDPOY]

manage to finish reading that transcript to page 38 where he had to jerk off in teh bathroom...lmao this clown

[LkrFan]

Which is worse?

Living with your boyfriend and wife in the same house?

A married man buying his boyfriend a condo?

Getting cucked and being completely oblivious to the fact for 3 years?

The dude who's balls deep in your wife using your hard earned money to buy his gym?

Getting benched during the last minute of a title clinching game and not saying a single word against it like a huge beta.

Missing a game tieing layup and tip-in during the last minute of a finals game 7 while being guarded by a significantly smaller player?
:rollin :flag: :rollin

[Michael Jordan.]

G. Marrying a groupie whore and expecting her not to take half

[Michael Jordan.]

Bynumite's meltdowns are funny.

[Brazil]

Z. Being the second biggest franchise in the nba and begging #stayD12 just to be slapped in the face

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/320835/mythbusters-face-slap-o.gif

[TDMVPDPOY]

how about the rapists acting all hard and shit against a girl, then in the interrogation room shrivels up like a bitch he is...

missing playoffs in your prime...lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

B.

Option A would put you in the company of such championship team leaders as Ben Roethlisberger. B is solely for quitters.

[spurraider21]

Q: Being so terrible that your owner quits on you midseason

[Leetonidas]

"Lakers are back in the hunt!"

[Rogue]

or a superstar who happened to find that his wife had been having an affair with another guy for a number of years and had bought him a gym with his own hard-earned money, and who later got exposed as a homosexual by the bitch whom he had just divorced...

[DMC]

"Lakers are back in the hunt!"

Heard Jerry is going to be featured on the next "48 Hours" crime show, and there's a segue with Magic.