I Straight Up Used My Car To Get Me Some Today

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! :lol she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too...:lol as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" :lmao and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks....:lmao...I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type shit soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any competitors...:hat Just hope I'm not competing with no fucking rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! :lol she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too...:lol as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" :lmao and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks....:lmao...I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type shit soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any competitors...:hat Just hope I'm not competing with no fucking rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...



Fuck her... take pics and dump the body.

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....

[m>s]

she won't like you anymore if she meets me

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410x.1999.0830s1079.x/pdf

[Relevancy]

cool

[Chief Brody]

:lol... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me

contradictory, tbh

[benefactor]

:lol you and narutoluvas fake internet lives

[Koolaid_Man]

Buddy - Imma chill on this one...I'm trying a different approach...I don't want no quickies...she seems regal in a way....

[Suspect]

...yall pray for me....
no amount of praying could save your dumbass

[Koolaid_Man]

no amount of praying could save your dumbass

I'm so not worried bout you and your retarded friends...I'm chill :hat

[ehz33satx]

The bullshit that you spew on here is transparent. When in all actuality you are probably overweight, have skin problems, and sport a $2.00 hair cut. Anyone can come in here and stroke their cock. You just seem to do it all day everyday. To your hearts content.

[cantthinkofanything]

Tldebauche

But I'm assuming you either ran someone over and fucked their dead body or possibly used some chloroform and transferred their body in a trunk.

[Trill Clinton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iyeUcFKRv4

[DJR210]

:lol you and narutoluvas fake internet lives

This. Another lame ass story for a fake as fuck, no pussy getting, faggoty troll who ain't black and probably rides public transportation. Get a life bro, for real.

[m>s]

lol fake internet life

[Spursfan092120]

:lol... well technically we haven't screwed yet but I anticipate we will real soon as in a few days....ain't no shame in my game I've used my car before on young impressionable women ....being good looking doesn't hurt but I needed to seal the deal on this one and fast ..trust me...a female friend set it up..and she told me I would fall for this one....and she was right I owe her big time...I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place....and it went great...when I saw her I immediately went into charm offensive mode...as lunch progressed I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game and the Mayweather fight and showing her pictures of me sitting next to celebrities...and she was like WHOA!!! :lol she's never even been to Vegas and you know I already had that on lock....she hates Mayweather so today I hated his ass too...:lol as we left the restaurant she was like: "Is that your car" :lmao and of course all I did was open the door to spin her around for a few blocks....:lmao...I think I'm gonna try to see where this one takes me...she's a 'recent' Baylor university grad...man my heart melted when I saw her...I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...I may be on some Lebomb type shit soon...I'm still trying to determine if she's a White mixed with Puerto Rican, Columbian, Brazilian, Mexican, Spanish, or some other country in South America...but it's clear she's a half breed like me...- ok just kidding ...I'm no half breed...but man I was really mesmerized for the first time in a long time....I'm kinda excited bout this opportunity...time for me to go all out on any competitors...:hat Just hope I'm not competing with no fucking rich Athletes but most anyone else I'm not worried at all...

I got my fingers X on this one...yall pray for me....
You fucking need help

[Koolaid_Man]

I am happy to say that I'm happy that you all are quite jealous...and think I'm lying..that is actually the fun part in all this....sitting back watching those who fill with rage because it can't be true because you can't do it....:lol carry on yall...I'm quite amused...and tbh my style is kind of uncalled for but I can't help it..I get too much joy out it all...

so yes this is a fake internet life...:lol:toast

[Koolaid_Man]

but one day soon..I will wager a real bet moderated through Kori and I think I'll challenge a person or two who actually think they have money and I don't.....save your pennies because my final exit from ST will be a doozy...:toast....and the egg on your face will be nauseating...:lol

[Spursfan092120]

lol. None of us give a shit about your fake life and fake stories, Kool. And even if they were reality, the fact that you need to write them out for everyone to see just makes you sad. Very sad.

[Koolaid_Man]

lol. None of us give a shit about your fake life and fake stories, Kool. And even if they were reality, the fact that you need to write them out for everyone to see just makes you sad. Very sad.

I don't disagree...it's sinful and shameful of how conceited I am but I'm actually getting better every day....for now though this is how it's going down...

deal with that shit SAWM's....:toast suck my cock while you at it

[m>s]

change your name to Peptobismal_Man

[CuckingFunt]

Why would any of us be jealous that you have to rely upon a fancy car, pictures of celebrities, and lying about your sports affiliations to maybe pull a piece of ass?

[hehateme]

I'll condense this for those who don't want to read this boring shit.

Koon-aid: Today was a good day. Picked me up a five and dime (literally she was about 510lbs). Asked that fine ass cream puff to step up in my moped and take a trip to White Castle. Now all I gotta do is wait and see if I can spread some flour on her and aim it for the wet spot. Pic included to make all you fuckers jelly of my accomplishments in life. This definitely ranks up there next to masturbating to Kobe youtube video's of course.

http://i41.tinypic.com/35ho5sl.png

[Spur|n|Austin]

Dude, this is a pathetic display, even for you..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol OP making up long-ass stories about maybe getting with a chick that nobody actually reads

[Koolaid_Man]

Why would any of us be jealous that you have to rely upon a fancy car, pictures of celebrities, and lying about your sports affiliations to maybe pull a piece of ass?

^ unfortunately your premise is misguided and untrue...what I did today was nothing more than icing on the cake...you prolly know more about me than most...but I told you before and if I didn't I will tell you now...stay out of this unless you're a SAWM....you wouldn't understand any of this and why I do what I do....I'm one of a few non entertainer blacks that can boast against the SAWM's and so I'm going to get my money's worth...:p:

[RD2191]

Congrats homie, hope all goes well.:toast

[Clipper Nation]

Boiled down:::

I've used my car before
http://www.greenlivingbees.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/transit.jpg


I met this girl for lunch today nice upscale place
http://www.tunisia-live.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Thrifty-families-boost-McDonalds.jpg


I was kinda (as in lightly) bragging about my recent trip to the All-Star game
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/02/130213-wright-mitchell-650.jpg


I've been through some beautiful women in my life but this could be a game changer...she's young, can be molded, open-minded, educated, looking for some guidance...
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/damn_fat_woman.png

[CuckingFunt]

^ unfortunately your premise is misguided and untrue...what I did today was nothing more than icing on the cake...you prolly know more about me than most...but I told you before and if I didn't I will tell you now...stay out of this unless you're a SAWM....you wouldn't understand any of this and why I do what I do....I'm one of a few non entertainer blacks that can boast against the SAWM's and so I'm going to get my money's worth...:p:

My premise? It's your premise.

The thread title states specifically that you used your car in an attempt to land a girl. The story you told in the OP only expands on that by stating that you also flashed pictures of yourself with celebrities, bragged about going to Vegas (as if entering that shithole's a major accomplishment), and pretended to hate the same boxer that she does. On top of all that, your story clarifies that you did not, in fact, get you some snatch today.

That's not me making an argument or inventing a premise; that's just me restating what has already occurred in this thread.

So when you claim that the people in this thread are jealous, I have to ask why you think anyone would be, based on the story you volunteered. Tell me you landed Scarlett Johansson while riding public transportation, wearing ratty sweat pants, and with two pennies in your bank account, and then maybe I'd be impressed by/jealous of your game. The story you told merely suggests its lack.

[Koolaid_Man]

My premise? It's your premise.

The thread title states specifically that you used your car in an attempt to land a girl. The story you told in the OP only expands on that by stating that you also flashed pictures of yourself with celebrities, bragged about going to Vegas (as if entering that shithole's a major accomplishment), and pretended to hate the same boxer that she does. On top of all that, your story clarifies that you did not, in fact, get you some snatch today.

That's not me making an argument or inventing a premise; that's just me restating what has already occurred in this thread.

So when you claim that the people in this thread are jealous, I have to ask why you think anyone would be, based on the story you volunteered. Tell me you landed Scarlett Johansson while riding public transportation, wearing ratty sweat pants, and with two pennies in your bank account, and then maybe I'd be impressed by/jealous of your game. The story you told merely suggests its lack.

^ :lol personally I thought you were a bit smarter than that silly response...if you didn't have an axe to grind...common sense would have dictated the thread title was a cleverly designed ruse 'of sorts' after you actually read the details of the thread where I clearly mentioned I hadn't actually scored today...

and for the record...Scarlett doesn't have SHIT (well maybe money) with a capital IT on this lady I'm bout to have fun with...but Vegas? it's easy... see if I go into details of how educated and well traveled I actually am..then the message to the SAWM is actually lost...I do appreciate you trying to come to the rescue of the SAWM...and as for my game it's very accommodating and makes for allowances based on situations...while there may be potential here for me to cultivate I'm keenly aware of bait I need for each age group...when you're searching with a heart in want like yours you sometimes lose the context of dynamics because you're so static...and that's really a kind way of putting it :hat

[Chief Brody]

You stole the SAWM schtick and our doing it a disservice with the unfunniness. Please don't do the same with frost king, tbh

[HI-FI]

i always like how Extra Stout uses ellipses....to suggest a black guy taking hits off a j....while trying to gather his thoughts....or maybe it's just him dealing with pseudo-hypertension....

[CuckingFunt]

^ :lol personally I thought you were a bit smarter than that silly response...if you didn't have an axe to grind...common sense would have dictated the thread title was a cleverly designed ruse 'of sorts' after you actually read the details of the thread where I clearly mentioned I hadn't actually scored today...

and for the record...Scarlett doesn't have SHIT (well maybe money) with a capital IT on this lady I'm bout to have fun with...but Vegas? it's easy... see if I go into details of how educated and well traveled I actually am..then the message to the SAWM is actually lost...I do appreciate you trying to come to the rescue of the SAWM...and as for my game it's very accommodating and makes for allowances based on situations...while there may be potential here for me to cultivate I'm keenly aware of bait I need for each age group...when you're searching with a heart in want like yours you sometimes lose the context of dynamics because you're so static...and that's really a kind way of putting it :hat

I didn't come to anyone's rescue. Questioning your comments does not mean that I endorse anyone else's.

Your thread title wasn't a ruse -- certainly not a clever one -- it was an attention grabbing ploy directly contradicted by the story told within.

And you may think bragging about your car and your proximity to celebrities suggests you were thinking on your feet and adapting to the particular situation, but, trust me, as a woman, the only time bragging about cars/money/whatever is necessary is when you either have no game or you completely lack confidence in what little charm you do have. And the only women impressed by such tactics are either gold diggers or vapid bubble heads. None of these things should inspire either your own bragging or anyone else's jealousy.

[Huey Freeman]

Enough with the hate guys tbh. I wanna know what kind of car attracted this women.

[ChumpDumper]

No one who does this talks about it.

[Huey Freeman]

No one who does this talks about it.

A real douchey dude maybe. I work with a few that sounds just like OP.

[DJR210]

I will wager a real bet moderated through Kori and I think I'll challenge a person or two who actually think they have money and I don't...

Why wait? Take pictures of your "ride" and post the pics here. To help prove it's real write "spurstalk" on paper and include it in the pic. Since it's your ride it shouldn't take long to do this as your car is right outside the house right? Since you're eager to prove people here wrong about you, this should be fun, with or without a moderated bet, right?

Go ahead and ignore this message, or let your excuses start flying.

[Koolaid_Man]

I didn't come to anyone's rescue. Questioning your comments does not mean that I endorse anyone else's.

Your thread title wasn't a ruse -- certainly not a clever one -- it was an attention grabbing ploy directly contradicted by the story told within.

And you may think bragging about your car and your proximity to celebrities suggests you were thinking on your feet and adapting to the particular situation, but, trust me, as a woman, the only time bragging about cars/money/whatever is necessary is when you either have no game or you completely lack confidence in what little charm you do have. And the only women impressed by such tactics are either gold diggers or vapid bubble heads. None of these things should inspire either your own bragging or anyone else's jealousy.


A few of my closing thoughts below:

I fully expect normal people to think like normal people I mean that in a non-condescending way
Just as with lifestyle choices traditional thinkers (or their opinions) were mostly left behind in the 19th century...
Gold diggers...bubble heads? Same can be said for those not impressed and btw...Desperate Housewives say Hi
Opinion is the beauty of life's diversity
You're trying to accomplish something in life...so accomplish it...
My game... if it's lacking then perhaps it is for millions of people who get married each year by women looking for gold (security) ...or men looking for blonds...(beauty)
For me it's all about circle of influence...but I find your opinions interesting...keep them coming I won't discourage you...
but for now....Imma have me some fun and see where this leads me....I will keep you updated :hat

[Gay Robot]

I used a car for sex once. I kept getting my robopenis stuck in the exhaust but that stick shift... oh that stick shift.

What kind of car revs your engine, Kool?

[DMC]

ES polishing the role

[Rogue]

^ :lol personally I thought you were a bit smarter than that silly response...if you didn't have an axe to grind...common sense would have dictated the thread title was a cleverly designed ruse 'of sorts' after you actually read the details of the thread where I clearly mentioned I hadn't actually scored today...

and for the record...Scarlett doesn't have SHIT (well maybe money) with a capital IT on this lady I'm bout to have fun with...but Vegas? it's easy... see if I go into details of how educated and well traveled I actually am..then the message to the SAWM is actually lost...I do appreciate you trying to come to the rescue of the SAWM...and as for my game it's very accommodating and makes for allowances based on situations...while there may be potential here for me to cultivate I'm keenly aware of bait I need for each age group...when you're searching with a heart in want like yours you sometimes lose the context of dynamics because you're so static...and that's really a kind way of putting it :hat
having a nice-looking car doesn't mean nothing imho, it's just a tool like the tiny asian tube between your legs, bragging of either thing would be seen as equivalent behaviors of faggotry imho.

and you better get my goddess's name out of your cat-eating mouth once for all, or you'll get some of her shit in there too, tbh.

[johnsmith]

This thread worked out really well for the OP. He's been shit on for two pages by everyone except the board retard robdiaz.

[Amarelooms]

What kind of car douche bag.....corolla probably you dummy...gtfo

:elephant

[Koolaid_Man]

Why wait? Take pictures of your "ride" and post the pics here. To help prove it's real write "spurstalk" on paper and include it in the pic. Since it's your ride it shouldn't take long to do this as your car is right outside the house right? Since you're eager to prove people here wrong about you, this should be fun, with or without a moderated bet, right?

Go ahead and ignore this message, or let your excuses start flying.

at the moment I'm too security conscience...but I drive a $100+k car and live in a home valued at well over $1M USD......now I don't expect you to believe it but to show my sincerity...and since I will not post pics at the moment I put the truth and honesty of that statement on the memory of 9-11...I'm in no way bragging as I give to various charities...and I'm very generous with my friends who really need help at times but Spur fan deserves to be shitted on for their constant racism, bigotry, and mistreatment of Derek Fisher's daughter...

what I really find hilarious is the moral consciousnesses of my perceived haughtiness, vanity, and conceitedness coming from those who (1) don't believe in god and (2) others who joke about racism all the time...I could go on but it's funny to watch the convenient viewpoints emerge.

[Koolaid_Man]

This thread worked out really well for the OP. He's been shit on for two pages by everyone except the board retard robdiaz.

I see it as merely simpletons voicing their opinions....no sweat off my back at all

[ChumpDumper]

I see it as merely simpletons voicing their opinions....no sweat off my back at allThen why get so butthurt about it?

[Katherine Robinson]

Did you commit vehicular manslaughter with your '71 Forc Pinto and proceed to fornicating with the corpse, Kevin?

[Leetonidas]

but one day soon..I will wager a real bet moderated through Kori and I think I'll challenge a person or two who actually think they have money and I don't.....save your pennies because my final exit from ST will be a doozy...:toast....and the egg on your face will be nauseating...:lol
stfu

you couldn't even afford to pay a 500 dollar bet and desperately tried to justify being a welshing faggot. dickless, spineless, and fake, through and thought tbh

[Leetonidas]

:lmao won't post pics of his car for "security" reasons

Kevin you're so fucking full of shit


...and I'm very generous with my friends who really need help at times

like what? buying them condos? letting them stay with you? giving them money? :lol fucking hypocritical doucher

[Leetonidas]

Boiled down:::

http://www.greenlivingbees.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/transit.jpg


http://www.tunisia-live.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Thrifty-families-boost-McDonalds.jpg


http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/02/130213-wright-mitchell-650.jpg


http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/damn_fat_woman.png

the goods :lmao

[DJR210]

at the moment I'm too security conscience...but I drive a $100+k car and live in a home valued at well over $1M USD.

:lol

Like I said, let the excuses fly. You are a classic bullshitter. I'm assuming you're in the Los Angeles area? If so, what security concern would you have if you took a pic of your car and had a hand written note w/ Spurstalk on it? Don't include the license plate in the pic.

I am very familiar with the Los Angeles area, there are TONS of nice ass cars in the area, supercars included. Your 100K+ car pic would be just one of many in the area, and nobody is going to be able to pin you to the pic, unless you have some stupid ass customized paint job, naked airbrush of Kobe/Mayweather on the hood, etc.

Like I said, you're gonna BS your way out of the request. You and Narutoluva are the same character tbh, except he likes gay anime and you at least talk about pussy.

[DMC]

lol even for a troll ES got his shit pushed in ITT.

[DJR210]

This thread just further confirms the fact that Koolaid_Man is just another troll, albeit a more annoying one than most. So kudos there, you accomplished your goal. It's just hard to be effective as a troll when your cover is blown, just ask your butt Buddy (mignon).

Anyways, your days are numbered here Hasaids_Man. Pretty soon your lame attempts at troll threads will be met with the same responses that your faggot friend narutoluva gets.. references to his meltdown threads, pointless emoticons, and insulting meme's. I know this will be tough to accept considering you, like lakaluva, live(d) in this bitch.

[Koolaid_Man]

This thread just further confirms the fact that Koolaid_Man is just another troll, albeit a more annoying one than most. So kudos there, you accomplished your goal. It's just hard to be effective as a troll when your cover is blown, just ask your butt Buddy (mignon).

Anyways, your days are numbered here Hasaids_Man. Pretty soon your lame attempts at troll threads will be met with the same responses that your faggot friend narutoluva gets.. references to his meltdown threads, pointless emoticons, and insulting meme's. I know this will be tough to accept considering you, like lakaluva, live(d) in this bitch.


since you're so confident I'm a liar....save up your pennies...if you want proof pretty soon..when I've done my Floyd Mayweather act till I''m content... I'll wager a serious bet moderated through either Kori or LavaLuva...I'm really not concerned if you believe me or not but I'm gonna take someone's money and the ones that talk the loudest about me being a welsher well we'll just test your theory:hat

[DJR210]

since you're so confident I'm a liar....save up your pennies...if you want proof pretty soon..when I've done my Floyd Mayweather act till I''m content... I'll wager a serious bet moderated through either Kori or LavaLuva...I'm really not concerned if you believe me or not but I'm gonna take someone's money and the ones that talk the loudest about me being a welsher well we'll just test your theory:hat

This is what you typed:

"since you're so confident I'm a liar....save up your pennies...if you want proof pretty soon..when I've done my Floyd Mayweather act till I''m content... I'll wager a serious bet moderated through either Kori or LavaLuva...I'm really not concerned if you believe me or not but I'm gonna take someone's money and the ones that talk the loudest about me being a welsher well we'll just test your theory:hat"

This is what I read:

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Rogue]

Kool just wants to make a polarized figure of himself on this website imho, and Kool also has his good days (during his first tenure of using Gordon Liu avatar), while the likes of Narutoluva and Toht are complete assholes. I believe Kool still has a lot of goods to provide, if he wants to.

[Spursfan092120]

I don't disagree...it's sinful and shameful of how conceited I am but I'm actually getting better every day....for now though this is how it's going down...

deal with that shit SAWM's....:toast suck my cock while you at it
I reiterate my previous statement.