San Antonio vs Houston

[Two10Whitey]

I visited Houston for the first time since I was a child. I was quite impressed with the development of the area. More diverse, real suburbs, bigger city. I checked out the Galleria, Chinatown, downtown, uptown, the sports stadiums. Didn't get to do everything I wanted to and I need to go visit again.

It's funny how the city had some cool events popping off downtown, while SA was having a redneck gun rally. The traffic at night sucked and the toll roads were annoying. Not a big deal to me though. Seemed like a cool place to live. Anyone here have some horror stories about Houston or why SA is better place to live?

[clambake]

battle of the dogs.

[Michael Jordan.]

I'm from Houston. It's really hot and humid there, and stinks. Still love my city. I stay in SA right now, I like it, just lots of damn people don't know how to drive when it rains here.

[Leetonidas]

All it took was a few hydroplanes in multiple vehicles for me to start driving like a grandma when it rains :lol

[thunderup]

^:lol Houston

[baseline bum]

Houston's weather is a nightmare tbh; can't stand that crazy humidity at night.

[Blake]

Yeah San Antonio humidity is bad, but Houston is south America jungle sweat horrible. Mosquitos are the size of small helicopters, roaches the size of fat mice.

[Spur|n|Austin]

Never been a fan of Screwston, but I was in DT Houston recently for work and it's a pretty vibrant DT scene.

[ChumpDumper]

Now is a decent time to hang in Houston, but four months isn't enough to make up for the other eight.

[benefactor]

Pretty much agree with the general consensus. Between the worst traffic in the state, the oppressive heat most of the year and mosquitos that will bite you through your clothing it's no place to relocate to permanently. Nice place to visit in the winter though.

[leemajors]

Yeah San Antonio humidity is bad, but Houston is south America jungle sweat horrible. Mosquitos are the size of small helicopters, roaches the size of fat mice.

yeah it is terrible. Corpus is the same, but a little more tolerable b/c there is usually wind.

[Katherine Robinson]

A landfill vs a landfill with strippers.

[johnsmith]

Both cities are garbage.

[Oh, Gee!!]

I think there's more violent crime in Houston

[thunderup]

I think there's more violent crime in Houston

By far.

[m>s]

Houston is humid, miserable, crime ridden and n!ggerish.

rogue said it best if the US had an asshole it would be Houston

[Michael Jordan.]

^:lol Houston

:lol obsessed methlahoma.

[cantthinkofanything]

Houston is humid, miserable, crime ridden and n!ggerish.

rogue said it best if the US had an asshole it would be Houston

I would say it's the foreskin of the US. Really no use for it and a haven for bacteria.

[jeebus]

Both cities are garbage.

[DJR210]

Orejon vs Tango Blast


I would say it's the foreskin of the US. Really no use for it and a haven for bacteria.

:lol well played slug sir.

[m>s]

I would say it's the foreskin of the US. Really no use for it and a haven for bacteria.

doesn't make sense

[Rogue]

Houston is the anus of this country so it's really no surprise Houston is so humid and hot imho. Houston might be a fine place to live in before 02, while MJ was living there, but things have changed drastically ever since.

[xmas1997]

I think most Texans, if you asked them, would be willing to give up Houston for the greater good of the state! :lol

[thunderup]

I think most Texans, if you asked them, would be willing to give up Houston for the greater good of the state! :lol
Really for the greater good of the country, partner.

[Rogue]

I understand that people hate Houston and I agree with them but you can't simply give it up for the "good" of the state or the country imho. It's like, you can't live in a house without any toilets, can you?

[baseline bum]

I understand that people hate Houston and I agree with them but you can't simply give it up for the "good" of the state or the country imho. It's like, you can't live in a house without any toilets, can you?

Only good part of Independence Day was when they nuked them niggas. LOL Houston beating out pieces of shit like Detroit and Cleveland for worst city in the US that's no big deal if we blow up.

[oh crap]

houston>san antonio

[xmas1997]

houston>san antonio

No way, not even half a way!
You could maybe get away with Houston>Laredo, or Houston>Killeen, but San Antonio? Not even in the same ballpark. :lol

[Trill Clinton]

i went to college right outside of houston so i spent a lot of time there and still go occasionally. co-sign the houston humidity. but some of the most beautiful women i've ever seen were in houston.

[xmas1997]

i went to college right outside of houston so i spent a lot of time there and still go occasionally. co-sign the houston humidity. but some of the most beautiful women i've ever seen were in houston.

Bound to happen in a big city like that, 3rd largest in the U.S. in fact. But you should spend some time in Northeast Texas, some real beauties there, but they usually migrate to the DFW area when old enough.

[Trill Clinton]

Bound to happen in a big city like that, 3rd largest in the U.S. in fact. But you should spend some time in Northeast Texas, some real beauties there, but they usually migrate to the DFW area when old enough.

word? i've only been to dallas a handful of times but spent majority of my time near the new stadium and allen, texas. i'm gonna have to make some time to check out the nightlife and explore the city next time i visit.

[Two10Whitey]

Bound to happen in a big city like that, 3rd largest in the U.S. in fact. But you should spend some time in Northeast Texas, some real beauties there, but they usually migrate to the DFW area when old enough.
I think Houston is 4th, trailing Chicago. Either way it's still much bigger than here.

[xmas1997]

word? i've only been to dallas a handful of times but spent majority of my time near the new stadium and allen, texas. i'm gonna have to make some time to check out the nightlife and explore the city next time i visit.

We used to get in pissing contests on here with the Mav trolls all the time in the heyday of the Spur/Mav rivalry.
We used to tell them that "while Dallas has their trophy wives, we have our NBA championship trophies".

[benefactor]

Austin has the woman market cornered in Texas tbh.

[gameFACE]

I had a great time in Houston when I lived there ('85-'93). Tons of shit to do there. All three major league sports, great museums, cinema, clubs, music venues. Used to cycle along Allen Parkway/Memorial Drive. Not as pretentious as Dallas. Traffic sucks. Maybe could have done without the Deer Park/Pasadena experience.

[xmas1997]

I had a great time in Houston when I lived there ('85-'93). Tons of shit to do there. All three major league sports, great museums, cinema, clubs, music venues. Used to cycle along Allen Parkway/Memorial Drive. Not as pretentious as Dallas. Traffic sucks. Maybe could have done without the Deer Park/Pasadena experience.

You mean Stinkydena? :lol

[RD2191]

Is Deer Park pretty ghetto? I met a girl at a club once who was from there and she was pretty stuck up.

[DMC]

A landfill vs a landfill with strippers.

I'll take the 2nd one.

[DMC]

Austin women have the woman market cornered in Austin tbh.

fify

[Michael Jordan.]

Is Deer Park pretty ghetto? I met a girl at a club once who was from there and she was pretty stuck up.

Naw not really.

[tlongII]

Houston 109-92.

[gameFACE]

Is Deer Park pretty ghetto? I met a girl at a club once who was from there and she was pretty stuck up.
I don't know about today but back then it wasn't that it was ghetto, it was too aryan nation/kkk. The redhead I dated from there was nice. Everything else - no thanks.


You mean Stinkydena? :lol
Yep. Driving east on the Pasadena freeway.

[Biernutz]

The Woodlands just north of Houston is the Stone Oak. That smell that you get about 25
miles from Houston is money. The money smell is the oil refinery's around the town. The
smell of this money will kill your lungs if you live there long enough. Rains almost every
afternoon in the summer.Why do you think they built the Astrodome.

[xmas1997]

The worst driving (check insurance rates for this truth),
The worst traffic (see above),
The worst humidity (self explanatory),
The worst mosquitos (repellent sales),
The most over crowding (psychoanalysis boom).
That is enough for me, thank you very much! :lol

And I almost forgot, the worst crime!