Koolaid_Man
10-25-2013, 07:53 PM
Kobe doesn't really need Buss money....sure he has to take it because of league rules but here's the truth....Kobe could make MJ, Tiger, and Floyd Mayweather combined all look like shit in the money dept. If he follows my blueprint for success he will even have the rare opportunity to shit on Oprah's billion dollar bank account. :lol
Here's the simple plan:
Emerging Markets:
First we start with China - We already know how much these people worship Kobe...if he can get this communist country to go ape shit over him..there's nothing he can't achieve...they're literally crying, falling out, and crowning him emperor. I will admit I'm a staunch Kobe supporter but the Chinese worship it's on a scale never before seen..the potential here to team up with a Chinese marketing agency similar to Nike is HUGE....according to my understanding of US Tax Law if Kobe lives outside of the US for 11 consecutive months he doesn't have to pay US taxes for that year...He could earn close to 1 billion off the chinese alone if he's smart about this...
Next we head to the Middle East. - These folks are trying hard to establish an identity...Kobe is the first (not MJ) but Kobe is the first to open the Middle Eastern Market...His recent trip to the Middle East (where money is INSANE) is a potential for another cool billion...basketball camps...Middle Eastern semi pro Kobe leagues this could go on and on...and because they're already crazy about him it's a wrap...imagine Kobe entertaining all the Billionaire Prince's of the region..of course he needs a White House security briefing so my man Obama doesn't accidentally drone him while he's going up for a dunk..
Next we move on to Europe (England, France, Italy, Spain) these people worship him more than they do their own Olympic stars :lol..remember during the 2012 lock -out Italy was going to through a 'Kobe Night" basketball game where they were advertising "Kobe Night' and invited all the fine women out to come see Kobe...it was advertised as a "Championship Game"..they were going to pay Kobe like 5 million for one game...I posted on this...insane... I called it Kobe Come get Italian Pussy Night :lmao plus we'll pay you
Next we move on to Russia and Germany: All I know at the moment is that he's getting secret treatments in Germany I still need to do more intel on this region....I'm sure though a quick google will reveal their's Kobe Mania there as well...
Finally we move to the Virgin Islands....:lmao outside of SA the only place Timmy is known
Here's the simple plan:
Emerging Markets:
First we start with China - We already know how much these people worship Kobe...if he can get this communist country to go ape shit over him..there's nothing he can't achieve...they're literally crying, falling out, and crowning him emperor. I will admit I'm a staunch Kobe supporter but the Chinese worship it's on a scale never before seen..the potential here to team up with a Chinese marketing agency similar to Nike is HUGE....according to my understanding of US Tax Law if Kobe lives outside of the US for 11 consecutive months he doesn't have to pay US taxes for that year...He could earn close to 1 billion off the chinese alone if he's smart about this...
Next we head to the Middle East. - These folks are trying hard to establish an identity...Kobe is the first (not MJ) but Kobe is the first to open the Middle Eastern Market...His recent trip to the Middle East (where money is INSANE) is a potential for another cool billion...basketball camps...Middle Eastern semi pro Kobe leagues this could go on and on...and because they're already crazy about him it's a wrap...imagine Kobe entertaining all the Billionaire Prince's of the region..of course he needs a White House security briefing so my man Obama doesn't accidentally drone him while he's going up for a dunk..
Next we move on to Europe (England, France, Italy, Spain) these people worship him more than they do their own Olympic stars :lol..remember during the 2012 lock -out Italy was going to through a 'Kobe Night" basketball game where they were advertising "Kobe Night' and invited all the fine women out to come see Kobe...it was advertised as a "Championship Game"..they were going to pay Kobe like 5 million for one game...I posted on this...insane... I called it Kobe Come get Italian Pussy Night :lmao plus we'll pay you
Next we move on to Russia and Germany: All I know at the moment is that he's getting secret treatments in Germany I still need to do more intel on this region....I'm sure though a quick google will reveal their's Kobe Mania there as well...
Finally we move to the Virgin Islands....:lmao outside of SA the only place Timmy is known