Week 8 game thread sponsored by the London Jaguars

[jeebus]

lol continually sending over the shittiest teams in the league to try and bolster popularity among the sissy Euros.

[Raven]

still no talib dammit..

[Avante]

The AFC West could be the best division in the league.

[Pelicans78]

Straight up picks today.

Cowboys
Niners
Saints
Chiefs
Pats
Eagles
Bengals
Raiders
Broncos
Cardinals
Packers
Seahawks

[J.T.]

Just picked up the Eagles D. Crossing my fingers the Giants just got a lucky break on Monday night because Minny is worse than them.

[jeebus]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9888629/peyton-manning-denver-broncos-two-ankle-sprains

"Sources say that if Peyton had been of a lesser race and relied on African scrambling and jungle instincts, he would've lost the last two games by a combined 60 points."

I think the euro drugs he gets today should work just fine

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I think that this week's Sunday Night Football game could be even better than last weeks.

[Holden_Caulfield]

jags gonna shock london tbh

[RGMCSE]

jags gonna shock london tbh

That would be funny to troll simple19 with but not worth losing the first pick over.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

That would be funny to troll simple19 with but not worth losing the first pick over.
I thought he meant by covering the 15.5 point spread.

[Holden_Caulfield]

That would be funny to troll simple19 with but not worth losing the first pick over.
we arent getting the first pick

[AchillesHeel]

Good D so far.

[AchillesHeel]

lol Brady....

fuck

[td4mvp2k]

Lol dolphins

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol we suck

[AchillesHeel]

we better not lose to the fucking dolphins..

[Raven]

it's gonna be a long night

[Raven]

blunt blunt blunt...

[Raven]

aaaaand out..

[jeebus]

Cowgirls should sign Maurice Clarett tbh. He's the missing link.

[td4mvp2k]

Fn church...

[Lincoln]

Nice run by CJ

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I know Calvin Johnson is good, but holy crap.

[jeebus]

lol Cowboys. your D fuckin sucks

[td4mvp2k]

F u CJ!

[Lincoln]

Gutsy call goin for it but I like it

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol cowboys

[td4mvp2k]

Church shood be benchd!!!

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao Fn BS no call!

[boobie4three]

Pee Wee Herman sack dance is timeless.

[jeebus]

if Romo keeps getting hit, FNC might have an appearance tbh. hopefully.

[Lincoln]

Lmao Fn BS no call!

Shut the fuck up you illiterate n!gger

[td4mvp2k]

lol Cowboys. your D fuckin sucksalot of injurys brah cood happen to any1

[jeebus]

nice interception there

[Raven]

what a pain

[TE]

Sean Lee is one bad white boy

[td4mvp2k]

Shut the fuck up you illiterate n!gger:cry rgknee :cry fukd by dem boys :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Tannehill looking like Peyton Manning against this sorry ass Pats team

[jeebus]

Sean Lee is one bad white boy
sons your Peyton is playing on zero good ankles. do you think he'll be able to put Cletus in his spot tbh?

[TE]

Tbh that wasn't a catch

[TE]

sons your Peyton is playing on zero good ankles. do you think he'll be able to put Cletus in his spot tbh?
Peyton w/o limbs > Cletus at his best

[Raven]

Tannehill looking like Peyton Manning against this sorry ass Pats team

he's the second best qb among the youngsters tbh.. better than wilson, kae, weeden, rgknee and so on.. he made the biggest leap of all rookies and now he has a decent lt.

[jeebus]

Peyton w/o limbs > Cletus at his best
tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

thad lewis is my nigga

[AchillesHeel]

he's the second best qb among the youngsters tbh.. better than wilson, kae, weeden, rgknee and so on.. he made the biggest leap of all rookies and now he has a decent lt.

I wouldn't go that far, tbh. But he has shown a lot of improvement.

lol 65 minutes of game time without TD...

Somehow we've gotten worse despite Gronk returning.

[TE]

Romo with the usual throwaway goods on 3rd down tbh

[Clipper Nation]

he's the second best qb among the youngsters tbh.. better than wilson, kae, weeden, rgknee and so on.. he made the biggest leap of all rookies and now he has a decent lt.
Definitely better than Weeden, probably better than Kaep, not sure I'd put him over Wilson or a healthy RG3 quite yet, though.... he's good, though....

[TE]

Lol Cowboys defense. Shitty as usual

[AchillesHeel]

Another player down..just what we needed

[Raven]

aaaaand vollmer 's gone.

[symple19]

Lololol Jags

[jeebus]

jesus the jags are fucking awesome.

[TE]

jesus the jags are fucking awesome.
:lmao

[symple19]

Vast majority of the fans are wearing red :lol

[TE]

Callahan needs to air it out tbh. All plays designed for <10 yard catch and run get predictable a.f.

[AchillesHeel]

Jags should sign Tebow just for the hell of it, tbh.

[boobie4three]

Refs trying to bail out the Pats

[jeebus]

Jags should sign Tebow just for the hell of it, tbh.
that would be weekly comedy plutonium

[Raven]

the playcalling is as bad as it gets

[AchillesHeel]

Can't get a fucking TD

[Raven]

Refs trying to bail out the Pats

yeah, horrible call

[AchillesHeel]

I wouldn't be surprised if we went down 3-21 at the half..

[jeebus]

the Cowboys choke and the niners score again. :lol

[Raven]

pretty obvious this will be a blowout

[spurraider21]

Vick already hurt :monkey

[jeebus]

Vick already hurt :monkey
:lmao are you serious

[Magua]

:lolNew Orleans trying to bountygate the coon QB

[TE]

:lmao cowboys single covering Megatron thinking it won't burn them. Fucking idiots tbh

[BRHornet45]

good to see Lance Moore back.

Brees shining as usual. need to put another one in the end zone before the half.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Thank goodness the Packers have both the Giants and the Eagles on their schedule.

[Pelicans78]

:lolNew Orleans trying to bountygate the coon QB

A few more hits and he'll be out.

[Pelicans78]

good to see Lance Moore back.

Brees shining as usual. need to put another one in the end zone before the half.

Cant believe how bad the o-line stinks.

[Trainwreck2100]

dick stockton's senility depresses me. Used to be a great

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Sean Lee again with the INT

[jeebus]

holy shit Lee

[td4mvp2k]

Lee defensive mvp!!

[Trainwreck2100]

tyb rape u

[TE]

Is Sean Lee of German descent? White boy is one bad mofo

[jeebus]

c'mon December Romo...

[Chris]

If the offense doesn't score here they should be ashamed

[jeebus]

det was a helluva catch

[Chris]

Fuck yeah :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao catch of da yr!

[TE]

Damn what a catch

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Amazing Dez Bryant catch

[Lincoln]

Holy fuck dez

[HarlemHeat37]

Dez Bryant with the elite goods, tbh:wow..

[Trainwreck2100]

det was a helluva catch

couldn;t december romo due to that catch

[jeebus]

couldn;t december romo due to that catch
December tried to show up; he threw it at the Lion and Dez had to snatch that shit

[BRHornet45]

Brees to Graham TD

[TE]

Annd there's the defense giving up a field goal right before the half

[AchillesHeel]

Brees having a monster game

[Pelicans78]

Brees to Graham TD

Get ball back in the second half too.

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao lee almost wit a 3rd

[TE]

Damn what a pursuit by the defense on that all out blitz

[DeadlyDynasty]

I want a white QB

[jeebus]

once again, Romo bailed out by his defense

[jeebus]

I want a white QB
:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

once again, Romo bailed out by his defense

but not his running game, which is how we know he's a white, not a black

[Raven]

:lol pats

[TheCultOfPersonality]

At the half.

Browns and Chiefs combined for 30 points
Giants and Eagles combined for 12 points

I thought that would be the other way around.

[BRHornet45]

I want a white QB

honestly man all jokes aside I feel your pain. (I sat through Aaron Brooks bullshit for 7 f'n years)

I legitimately feel bad for ANY fan of a team that has a black QB. they may look fancy here and there and win a few games, but your team isn't going anywhere with a black QB. it's not politically correct, but it's truth.

[AchillesHeel]

:lol Pats are so fking pathetic on both ends...

[DeadlyDynasty]

honestly man all jokes aside I feel your pain. (I sat through Aaron Brooks bullshit for 7 f'n years)

I legitimately feel bad for ANY fan of a team that has a black QB. they may look fancy here and there and win a few games, but your team isn't going anywhere with a black QB. it's not politically correct, but it's truth.

Aaron Brooks and Jim Haslett got a lot of undeserved mileage out of that 2000 season

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Pats got lucky there.

[Trainwreck2100]

wow fox is having a "catching fire sunday" That's almost as unnecessarily feminine as bruno mars doing the halftime

[td4mvp2k]

jags gonna shock london tbhlol

[Raven]

was it so hard to play ridley from the start?

[AchillesHeel]

we need to run more

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Lets see if the cowboys O can get it going now...

[AchillesHeel]

TD!

[BRHornet45]

Saints should have another 6 points on the board if emo Hartley hadn't have missed BOTH of his field goals.

[Raven]

DOBSOOOOOOON

[td4mvp2k]

Lets see if the cowboys O can get it going now...lets see if they can do somethin bout CJ tbh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

TOUCHDOWN BROWNS!

This is a higher scoring game than I expected.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Jason Campbell showing that he is by far an upgrade over Weeden.

[Raven]

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolTannehill
:lolAggie

[Pelicans78]

Aaron Brooks and Jim Haslett got a lot of undeserved mileage out of that 2000 season

It helped having the best o-line and d-line in the league that season. Mike McCarthy and Ron Zook were decent coordinators as well.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Det DB's getting away wth murder tbh

[td4mvp2k]

Lol sh*ty dolphins pp

[AchillesHeel]

:lol Dolphins

[Raven]

premature ejac :(

[Raven]

and here's the td

[AchillesHeel]

TOUCHDOWN

yeah boi

[Trainwreck2100]

det on pace for another int

[Raven]

can't believe marquice cole started ahead of logan ryan

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Eagles making the Giants defense look like the 2000 Ravens defense.

[jeebus]

Bush :lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol reggie bush

[Pelicans78]

LOL Reggie.

[td4mvp2k]

Bush heisman... :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Bush :lmao

he just threw it on the ground

[Chris]

Love me some Reggie Bush fumble :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

he just threw it on the ground
Exactly what I was going to say. It looked like he was trying to get rid of it.

[jeebus]

crofl holding it as if it were a spear

[Trainwreck2100]

fucking shit quit throwing to fumble faggot already

[jeebus]

what a shock. the cowfags did nothing with the turnover.

[TE]

More <10 yard plays. Fucking atrocious

[chunticakes]

lmao assassins creed commercial. started from the bottom.

[AchillesHeel]

Pats look like a different team this half

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[jeebus]

:lol faggotron

[td4mvp2k]

megafumble :lol

[Lincoln]

WTF are the lions doing

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Patriots bailed out by the refs, tbh..

[Trainwreck2100]

wow this cowboys play calling is just atrocious

[Trainwreck2100]

3rd and long i guess we'll pass it to williams now

[AchillesHeel]

TD!

Gronk is baaaack

[jeebus]

C:lolwb:lolys

wow.

[Raven]

damn it that was such a great td

[AchillesHeel]

wat

smfh

[Chris]

Guess Romo is taking the day off

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Eagles are lucky that the Giants can't get into the end zone.

[Chris]

I agree with train the playcalling has been turrible

[AchillesHeel]

yeah boi, we up

[jeebus]

Dez Bryant is like a little girl.

[td4mvp2k]

Dez goin TO mode... :(

[Trainwreck2100]

Dez Bryant is like a little girl.

the only personwith a right to bitch to day is Lee tbqh

[Clipper Nation]

Pats look like a different team this half
:lol Another total cupcake division opponent will do that for a team, tbh.....

[ColinB]

Can't really blame Dez. Romo's throws have been garbage today, as well as the play calling.

[Pelicans78]

:lol Another total cupcake division opponent will do that for a team, tbh.....

Pretty much.

[kamikazi_player]

Fucking sucks that the Cowboys are only leading by 6 after causing 4 TOs. Any other team would blow this game away.

[Raven]

get marquice cole the fuck out!!!

[jeebus]

Can't really blame Dez. Romo's throws have been garbage today, as well as the play calling.
still, if I'm having a bad day, I don't throw a tantrum and scream like a little bitch.

[kamikazi_player]

It also sucks that Romo's playing one of his worst games today

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Romo 88 yards

[Trainwreck2100]

so glad they wasted their timeout for that

[boobie4three]

Pretty pick by the Pats

[Raven]

and now cole intercepts it :lol

[BUMP]

:lol why do the Lions always dick around for 2-3 downs when they get this close to the endzone?

[AchillesHeel]

YEAH BOI!

[Clipper Nation]

Imagine what the Patriots would look like in a real division this year, tbh :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Good D der

[AchillesHeel]

Imagine what the Patriots would look like in a real division this year, tbh :lol

Let us have our fun, tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

so.......................Romo intereception time?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I'll assume that Stafford's intended target was Jeremy Ross.

[BUMP]

rofl I just don't see how the Lions don't just force it to Megatron 3 times in a row if they're inside the 5 unless he's double covered at the line? Strategy is strategy, but when you have a physical freak like that, stopping him 3 times in a row that close is pretty much impossible

[jeebus]

so.......................Romo intereception time?
fuck yeah! have the popcorn ready tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

i feel bad for the the servicemen sitting through this shitty game

[td4mvp2k]

still, if I'm having a bad day, I don't throw a tantrum and scream like a little bitch.give da guy a brake... Hes had it hard tbh

[BUMP]

The Lions have almost 300 more yards than Dallas and they're losing

[AchillesHeel]

Dolphins look defeated right now

[jeebus]

R:monkeym:monkey

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[Raven]

disgusting playcall... bount run on 3 and 5

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Brady runs for a 1st down on 4th, this is proof pocket passing DOESN'T WORK!!!

[AchillesHeel]

1st down!

[jeebus]

:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

TD COWBOYS!

[Raven]

:monkey brady on 4th down :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ da lions DB... :tu rook!

[BUMP]

el oh el

[Chris]

Mah nigga TW

[resistanze]

:lol thanks boys

[benefactor]

lol Quin...so why should Houston have payed him? :lol

[BUMP]

Gotta suck to be a Lions fan right now

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ all da boys fans in motown

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol cowboys finally beat the blitz with a simple slant

[AchillesHeel]

thank you refs

[DeadlyDynasty]

Slapping? wtf that's sketchy

[AchillesHeel]

Miami has no answer for our running game, tbh.

[Trainwreck2100]

Dez speaking on behalf of his fantasy owners everywhere

[resistanze]

Stafford is the most impact-less chucker ever tbh. Can't believe he threw for 10,000 yards in 2 seasons.

[AchillesHeel]

lol 23 - 0 run

not bad

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Gotta suck to be a Lions fan right now
It sucks even worse to be an Eagles fan right now.

[jeebus]

Dez speaking on behalf of his fantasy owners everywhere
Faggotron with 221 yards
Lil' Dezzie with 22 y:lolrds

[Raven]

can't believe we're winning this shit..

[td4mvp2k]

BS call!!

[kamikazi_player]

Disappointed in the Cowboys offense today. But fucking Dez shut the fuck up, you're not making things better

[TE]

:lmao Terrible fucking call

[Pelicans78]

can't believe we're winning this shit..

Why? Miami sucks.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao that Giants snap

[Raven]

Why? Miami sucks.

they are not a top team but they are not bad.. they have lost an important reciever for the season today though..

[TE]

Cowboys giving us the weekly goods tbh...about to lose in epic fashion

[AchillesHeel]

time for Romo to throw a pick 6, tbh.

[Bill_Brasky]

fucking piece of shit refs in this cowboys game. absolute fucking bullshit.

[TE]

fucking piece of shit refs in this cowboys game. absolute fucking bullshit.
Yeah that was one terrible PI call

[BUMP]

that commercial needs to die alrady

[Trainwreck2100]

that philly fan should probably stop eating that quinoa

[Bill_Brasky]

Cowboys giving us the weekly goods tbh...about to lose in epic fashion

what hurts is when that exact same play happened against us earlier they picked up the flag. that's just dirty to call that right there.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great return.

[AchillesHeel]

that return :wow

[Floyd Pacquiao]

that nigga dwayne harris...fcking playmaker

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Suh is such a filthy looking animal tbh

[jeebus]

are you fucking happy Dez? faggot.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

TD DEZ BRYANT!

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao wow

[BUMP]

The Spook breaks loose!

[resistanze]

Lmfao Lions

[Floyd Pacquiao]

fuck yeah bitches! what now niggas!

[TE]

Dez worsening the lives of those Detroit slums tbh

[Chris]

Romo carvin em up

[BRHornet45]

wow what a TD pass just now.

5th for Brees

[jeebus]

what now niggas!
Romo winning a playoff game tbh

[kamikazi_player]

DEZ!!! FUCKIN NICE!

[Trainwreck2100]

that wide open lane

[kamikazi_player]

Fuck though, I hope Dez doesn't think that because they scored this TD, doesn't mean he can be bitching like TO

[td4mvp2k]

Dez #1 WR in NFL

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Romo winning a playoff game tbh
Believe

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Don't stop! Pop that don't stop! Pop that pop that don't stop!

[Raven]

blitz on 3rd and 23 :lol

[AchillesHeel]

lol Cowboys

it ain't over yet

[jeebus]

CJ whipping his dick out and shoving it in Dez's face

[benefactor]

Romo winning a playoff game tbh
Romo having successful games like this will assure he stays with Dallas longer...so that we may see more of those great playoff performances.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Megatron bullying those defenders.

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck that catch

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol that safety heath should be cut

[AchillesHeel]

CJ with 284 recieving yards

Damn son

[benefactor]

Dez #1 WR in NFL
crofl