Real Women

[1369]

:lmao :lmao
Aww come on! CBF would just love it if wwe experimented! :makeout
j/k
:lmao

Nothing wrong with a little expermentation now and then...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/llpa.jpg

[Shelly]

Damn....resize that thing!

[angel_luv]

Or better yet, delete it !

[1369]

You mean bigger ISN'T better?

[ObiwanGinobili]

it barely fits my screen.... and is that supa skinny chick on the right lindsy "i hate to eat" lohan?

[desflood]

Maybe I'd consider it if you found a better picture to convince me :devil

[SpursWoman]

You mean bigger ISN'T better?



Whoever said that it wasn't was full of shit. :)































If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'll say it damn it.

bigger is better
not biggest however.
and bigger with knowledge of use can't be beat.

[bigzak25]

bigger with knowledge of use can't be beat.


i'll let you beat it. (j/k) :lol :p

[ObiwanGinobili]

dear lord.

is there nothing I say that can't be scored on?
i swear.. i never realize I'm open till after someone takes advantage of it.

[desflood]

You're open... what?

[Ginofan]

dear lord.

is there nothing I say that can't be scored on?
i swear.. i never realize I'm open till after someone takes advantage of it.

That wasn't a safe post either...I'd give it 5 minutes before someone takes advantage of that one :lol

[travis2]

Don't worry. I won't take advantage. I have a black bar over my eyes. :angel

[SpursWoman]

That wasn't a safe post either...I'd give it 5 minutes before someone takes advantage of that one :lol


It's too easy. :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

Don't worry. I won't take advantage. I have a black bar over my eyes. :angel


:king.
sigh... what a gentleman.

[ShoogarBear]

I couldn't hear you past my fat, bitchy, materialistic, loose pussy . It was complaining about how damn attractive it is.

Nothing wrong with that.

But you gotta keep those pits shaved . . .

[batman2883]

Real women, cook clean, fetch my beer when im thirsty, make me nachos when im hungry and, most definitly do the dishes thats a real woman........j/k

[travis2]

:king.
sigh... what a gentleman.

:)

[SpursWoman]

Real women, cook clean, fetch my beer when im thirsty, make me nachos when im hungry and, most definitly do the dishes thats a real woman........j/k.



And a real woman is typically very happy to oblige, as long as he keeps his end of the bargain.

:)

[batman2883]

which is to provide the money, and knock her socks off the right way, i normally do keep my end of the bargain. However why is it so hard to get a girl to wash the dishes that is the hardest chore to get them to do?

[Shelly]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


You old farts should know what I'm talking about :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


EngelinaJoli, maybe . . .

[Kori Ellis]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


You old farts should know what I'm talking about :lol


Fry it up in a pan...
And never ever let you forget you're a man,
'Cause I'm a WOMAN...with Enjoli
--Enjoli perfume


http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/images/enjoli.jpg

[Shelly]

:lol

Ahhhh...memories of my youth!

[SpursWoman]

which is to provide the money, and knock her socks off the right way, i normally do keep my end of the bargain. However why is it so hard to get a girl to wash the dishes that is the hardest chore to get them to do?


I hate doing dishes...but I hate bugs even worse.......so......gotta do 'em. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


You old farts should know what I'm talking about :lol


ewwww. thats gross.
why not just bust out the White Shoulders?

[travis2]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


You old farts should know what I'm talking about :lol

Oh shut up...:flipoff

:lol

[batman2883]

what the heck is enjoli?

[SpursWoman]

Do you want us to wear Enjoli perfume also?


You old farts should know what I'm talking about :lol



God that stuff smelled like shit.....but I loved that commercial.... :lol

[batman2883]

hold up i have an article i would like send everyone but its in a picture form, how do i post that?

[SpursWoman]

hold up i have an article i would like send everyone but its in a picture form, how do i post that?


copy & paste?

[ObiwanGinobili]

which is to provide the money, and knock her socks off the right way, i normally do keep my end of the bargain. However why is it so hard to get a girl to wash the dishes that is the hardest chore to get them to do?

good start.
But MY real man also takes out the trash, loads the dishwasher and hauls the laundry up and down 3 flights of stairs.
:tu

I don't touch dirty dishes. I'll set them to soak, I'll put away clean ones, I'll towel dry wet ones. But everytime I start in with dirty dishes I puke. No exaggeration. I vomit.

[Kori Ellis]

Shelly, here's some more nostalgia for you.

http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/70sbuyme.html

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/images/enjoli.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shelly, here's some more nostalgia for you.

http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/70sbuyme.html

crap, i was just there.
stop following me! :lol

[batman2883]

it wont let me copy and paste

[SpursWoman]

Shelly, here's some more nostalgia for you.

http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/70sbuyme.html



I still have the cookie machine and the rhinestone thing-y ... :lmao

[Shelly]

Shelly, here's some more nostalgia for you.

http://www.angelfire.com/retro2/lisanostalgia/70sbuyme.html

Omg! I always wanted a Mr. Microphone

Gee, your hair smells terrific and Fabrage! We used to always buy that stuff when we came back to the states to visit from Luxembourg.

Love's Baby Soft and Jovan Musk were very popular when I was in Jr. High!

[Shelly]

God that stuff smelled like shit.....but I loved that commercial.... :lol


All of Revlon's perfume did! Remeber Ciara? My best friend used to wear that all the time and God did it stink. Yet, I couldn't tell her that so I had to suffer.

But I thought Charlie smelled good.

[Shelly]

ooh! And Bonne Bell's big Lipsmackers! We used to get them in every flavor.

[batman2883]

Man im only 22 so i have no idea what yall are talking about.......i did always want a red rider bb gun though

[pseudofan]

Take a look at me bitches! I am a REAL WOMAN!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I hate Ciara... and it comes in 2 strenghts. 80% and 100%. ew ew ew.

I used to wear Malibu whne i was in Jr. high.

MY mom LOVED the Charlie White... she still wears it.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I sent in my $$ for the Bass-o-matic but they never delivered.
:depressed
Bastards!

[SpursWoman]

I wore Lauren ... do they still even make that?

[ShoogarBear]

Omg! I always wanted a Mr. Microphone


Or at least something similarly battery-powered?

[mookie2001]

worst smelling womans perfume ever
Sunflowers

esshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SpursWoman]

worst smelling womans perfume ever
Sunflowers

esshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Elizabeth Arden one? I don't like it, either.... :vomit

[ObiwanGinobili]

Any Elizabeth Taylor perfume is a sure way to advertise you'll be spending your friday nights at the Over -50 Singles Bingo Mixer at the local Baptist Church.

[ShoogarBear]

Real Baptists don't play Bingo.

[SWC Bonfire]

Real Baptists don't play Bingo.

I was going to add that...

[SpursWoman]

Any Elizabeth Taylor perfume is a sure way to advertise you'll be spending your friday nights at the Over -50 Singles Bingo Mixer at the local Baptist Church.


She has her own perfume? :lol

[Shelly]

She has her own perfume? :lol


Isn't it white diamonds or diamonds?

[1369]

Speaking of old perfume/cologne, do they still make Halston Z-14 (I think that what was all the rage when I was in HS)?

[Shelly]

OMG! I wore Halston also!

[SpursWoman]

Of course I copied it. I dont really feel that way about my bitches.

And Manny I wanted a recap cuz I'm not about to waste 3 hours of my life to read the entire thread.




Considering it's gone off in about 15,000,000 directions, I don't think anyone wants to spend 3 hours of their life recapping it. If you're not that interested then don't worry about it. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of old perfume/cologne, do they still make Halston Z-14 (I think that what was all the rage when I was in HS)?



I still get hot for Obsession.....for men. :smokin

[Shelly]

And to bring the topic back to the beginning.

I smell like Dove soap right now! :lol

[Spurminator]

Man, my balls itch.

Oh wait, sorry.

[SWC Bonfire]

How did we get off the topic of cooking?

[ShoogarBear]

We can tie both the above together with a discussion of Rocky Mountain Oysters . . .

[SpursWoman]

How did we get off the topic of cooking?


Okay...back to cooking:


Last night I grilled pork chops, made garlic butter rice, green beans, a salad (with a cucumbers ;) ) , fruit salad and french bread.

And no, I didn't bake the bread myself...I bought it at HEB on my way home from work.


Estimated cooking time: 45 minutes

[spurschick]

Of course I copied it. I dont really feel that way about my bitches.


:lol I rest my case...

[Kori Ellis]

Did you use Minute Rice?

[SWC Bonfire]

Sorry you had to eat the entertainment.

Side note: a cucumber is the only vegetable I will not eat (unless it's been pickled somehow). I love all other vegetables.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol I rest my case...

Not really. It's one person - who is a 18 year old kid. Again, sweeping generalizations.

[SpursWoman]

Did you use Minute Rice?



No...just regular rice.


Now I'm trying to figure out how to make a roast or bake a chicken in 20-30 minutes tops.

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

No...just regular rice.


Now I'm trying to figure out how to make a roast or bake a chicken in 20-30 minutes tops.

:lol

Use a slow cooker while you are at work.

[SWC Bonfire]

:lol I rest my case...

Spurschick, you need to go out with someone you aren't interested in, use 'em for all they're worth, and dump em. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Sorry you had to eat the entertainment.

Side note: a cucumber is the only vegetable I will not eat (unless it's been pickled somehow). I love all other vegetables.


Weird....I was just thinking last night that they were starting to get on my nerves. I've eaten too many salads in the last few weeks I think. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Use a slow cooker while you are at work.



I would, but there's no where safe in my house to put it or those fucking demon cats I got from Manny will bust the pot and eat it.

:lol :flipoff

[Kori Ellis]

I would, but there's no where safe in my house to put it or those fucking demon cats I got from Manny will bust the pot and eat it.

:lol :flipoff


:lmao

[spurschick]

Not really. It's one person - who is a 18 year old kid. Again, sweeping generalizations.


Sorry... once again I obviously didn't make my point. I know this is one person who doesn't represent the majority of men.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

My bad, I didn't mean to pass the spawn of Satan to anyone else.

[SpursWoman]

:lol

My bad, I didn't mean to pass the spawn of Satan to anyone else.


They are worse than the raccoons outside tearing everything up looking for cat food...


:cuss :flipoff :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

I am obligated to post here now to offset my post in the Quattro Razor thread.

[ObiwanGinobili]

No...just regular rice.


Now I'm trying to figure out how to make a roast or bake a chicken in 20-30 minutes tops.

:lol

"roasted" chicken in 20- 30 min.:

A. screw the whole chicken. thast a pain in the but.

B. buy the 10lb bag of Chicken quaters.... it's usually like $4 or less and will last thru at least 4 meals.

C. put a littel oil in baking dish, turn oven to 350, put chicken in dish and sprinkle with seasoning of choice. ( i just use fiesta brand beef fajita seasoning) and put in oven uncovered

D. come back 20-25 mins to perfectly moist baked chicken and tasty crispy skin. yum yum.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I am obligated to post here now to offset my post in the Quattro Razor thread.


you should post 2x's.

[SWC Bonfire]

I am obligated to post here now to offset my post in the Quattro Razor thread.

[1369]

"crew" a chicken? Don't think I've heard that one before.

How does one "crew", Obiwan?

[ObiwanGinobili]

"crew" a chicken? Don't think I've heard that one before.

How does one "crew", Obiwan?

typo.
i switched it to screw.
and not in the "screw as in to fuck" sense but nore in the "screw as in to fuckover" sense.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Tonights dinner:

Sauerbraten
Potaote Pancakes
green beans

Total actual cooking time: 40min.
this is one of my longer hands-on time meals but i figure it's worth it since the pot roast will last for a few different meals untill around Sunday morning.
Truth be told Saurbraten takes days since it marinates for 5 days before you roast it for 3 hours... but I'm not standing there watching it or touching it thru the marinating or roasting. It does that on it's own.

[SWC Bonfire]

Damn, ObiwanGinobili, are you a kraut?

You'd better be safe online, someone will abduct you and force you to cook for them. :lol

[Shelly]

I would, but there's no where safe in my house to put it or those fucking demon cats I got from Manny will bust the pot and eat it.

:lol :flipoff


Or you could just cook the kitty a la Fatal Attraction....

[ObiwanGinobili]

Damn, ObiwanGinobili, are you a kraut?

You'd better be safe online, someone will abduct you and force you to cook for them. :lol


Officially I'm:

German
Irish
Hungarian
Cherokee
Jewish
Black

with an occasional Mexican.

in that order.......
as you can see I'm an alcoholic.

[bigzak25]

Or you could just cook the kitty a la Fatal Attraction....




looks like it's pussy for dinner once again User...:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

looks like it's pussy for dinner once again User...:lmao


:lmao :lmao
I bet he won't be complaining about that!

[SWC Bonfire]

as you can see I'm an alcoholic.

Hey, Germans are happy drunks. It's only after we haven't had anything to drink that we get grumpy and invade France.

[SpursWoman]

:lmao :lmao
I bet he won't be complaining about that!


Or at least I won't be, anyway. :smokin



Dinner tonight: I've got tons of leftovers in the fridge that I'm sure I'll find something that I can throw together pretty quick....I'd hate to have to throw it all out....and if anyone bitches they can have a bowl of cereal.


Cuz I'm going to the gym. Again, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. :flipoff :lol




Chicken quarters is an awesome idea....every one in my house prefers dark meat anyway. :wow :lol

[Shelly]

Tonight's menu:

Fend for yourself.

[Ginofan]

Or at least I won't be, anyway. :smokin



Dinner tonight: I've got tons of leftovers in the fridge that I'm sure I'll find something that I can throw together pretty quick....I'd hate to have to throw it all out....and if anyone bitches they can have a bowl of cereal.


Cuz I'm going to the gym. Again, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. :flipoff :lol

Chicken quarters is an awesome idea....every one in my house prefers dark meat anyway. :wow :lol

Shit, i'd be MORE than happy to get a bowl of cereal OR leftovers. The food situation at my house is worse than being at Kenny's house...we don't even have frozen waffles!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/4a.gif

[pseudofan]

Tonight's menu:

Fend for yourself.


I love when we have that for dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[1369]

To find how many gilberts per centimeter there are in ampere-turns per inch, multiply the ampere-turns per inch by 0.4950.

[SpursWoman]

Tonight's menu:

Fend for yourself.


That was basically what I was getting at. :lol

[bigzak25]

there are costco flautas at my pad if i get hungry. i''m content with that.

looks like a drivethru night once again... :smokin

[Shelly]

:makeout

Pseudo and SW--my soul sisters!

[SpursWoman]

there are costco flautas at my pad if i get hungry. i''m content with that.


Hey, those are for tomorrow night! :lmao

[spurschick]

Shit, i'd be MORE than happy to get a bowl of cereal OR leftovers. The food situation at my house is worse than being at Kenny's house...we don't even have frozen waffles!

:lmao But you do have lots of smoke!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Tonight's menu:

Fend for yourself.

What a dream! I'd borrow your recipie but my 16 month old can't hang!
one of these days man...one of these days.....

[SWC Bonfire]

To find how many gilberts per centimeter there are in ampere-turns per inch, multiply the ampere-turns per inch by 0.4950.

What, are we wiring a motor or an inductive circuit or something?

Isn't that a Quattro-iffic type post?

[SpursWoman]

:makeout

Pseudo and SW--my soul sisters!


:makeout :lol

[Ginofan]

:lmao But you do have lots of smoke!

Hey I can't take credit for that one, i barely know how to turn the stove on! :lol

[pseudofan]

:makeout

Pseudo and SW--my soul sisters!


Back atchya!

[1369]

Tonight is heart healthy "Mexican Cornbread Pie" followed by a few bottles of Little Penguin shiraz and couple rounds of the horizontal zulu war bop with the wife if the kids are asleep (And I get lucky).

[SpursWoman]

What a dream! I'd borrow your recipie but my 16 month old can't hang!
one of these days man...one of these days.....



That's why my 9 year old knows how to make scrambled eggs and my 8 year old can heat up hot dogs. :lol


What a coincidence! Those are things currently in my refrigerator! :lol :lol

[pseudofan]

Hot Pockets are everyone's friend!

[spurschick]

Hey I can't take credit for that one, i barely know how to turn the stove on! :lol

I don't think I bothered to ask while I was there but... what the hell was she cooking?!

[Ginofan]

I don't think I bothered to ask while I was there but... what the hell was she cooking?!
Some crap from the South Beach Diet cookbook....yeah I think I'm losing more weight than she is because i hate everything that she makes from that damn book and won't eat it, lol.

[1369]

What, are we wiring a motor or an inductive circuit or something?

Isn't that a Quattro-iffic type post?

There's always room for the knowledge.

[SpursWoman]

Hot Pockets are everyone's friend!


They know how to heat those up, too. :lol

[spurschick]

Some crap from the South Beach Diet cookbook....yeah I think I'm losing more weight than she is because i hate everything that she makes from that damn book and won't eat it, lol.

Burnt food will usually cause someone to eat less. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

1 3-4 lb sirloin steak, 2 1/2 in. thick, untrimmed
kosher salt
melted butter

Build fire in fireplace 2 to 3 hours in advance to providea deep enough hot bed of ashes. remove hot embers from logs and arrangeas cooking surface over ashes, placing logs to 1 side. Coat 1 side of steak completely in salk. PLace salt side down on hot embers. Cook for 18-25 min. Remove from embers, brush off salt. Add fresh embers from logs to cooking surface. Coat other side of steak with salt. Place salt side down on embers. Cook 15-20 min. Brush off salt. Place on serving plate, cut tinot thin slices. Dip slices in butter and place on bread.



Anyone got a big fireplace or outdoor fire pit want to try this?? I've always wanted to but havn't had the means. I'd liek ot know how it comes out.

[SpursWoman]

1 3-4 lb sirloin steak, 2 1/2 in. thick, untrimmed
kosher salt
melted butter

Build fire in fireplace 2 to 3 hours in advance to providea deep enough hot bed of ashes. remove hot embers from logs and arrangeas cooking surface over ashes, placing logs to 1 side. Coat 1 side of steak completely in salk. PLace salt side down on hot embers. Cook for 18-25 min. Remove from embers, brush off salt. Add fresh embers from logs to cooking surface. Coat other side of steak with salt. Place salt side down on embers. Cook 15-20 min. Brush off salt. Place on serving plate, cut tinot thin slices. Dip slices in butter and place on bread.



Anyone got a big fireplace or outdoor fire pit want to try this?? I've always wanted to but havn't had the means. I'd liek ot know how it comes out.


Sounds pretty salty. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

well ... it says to brush off the salt......
I think it;'s a protective barrier from the embers.

maybe it's because I'm preggo nad really really craving red meat... but i can't get this recipie out of my mind... I just keep picturing some big juicy steaky steak steak with little flames curling around it. the fat is bubbling, the smell is so delicious... and it's singing a song to me.... calling me to eat it.........

[Shelly]

[B]



Anyone got a big fireplace or outdoor fire pit want to try this?? I've always wanted to but havn't had the means. I'd liek ot know how it comes out.


I can use my fireplace in the family room :lol

[1369]

Sounds pretty salty. :lol

But chocked full of protien.

[SpursWoman]

But chocked full of protien.


And only 2 calories per teaspoon! :elephant

[SWC Bonfire]

If I have time and it's not raining, I'll try it this evening.

I would think it would take something to hold enough salt to the bottom of the steak.

Sirloin typically is a fairly lean cut, wouldn't be much fat bubbling.

[SWC Bonfire]

maybe it's because I'm preggo nad really really craving red meat... but i can't get this recipie out of my mind... I just keep picturing some big juicy steaky steak steak with little flames curling around it. the fat is bubbling, the smell is so delicious... and it's singing a song to me.... calling me to eat it.........

I see the subliminal portion of the beef checkoff campaign is working...

[SpursWoman]

I have leftover grilled sirloin steak in the fridge, too. That's what I made on Tuesday... :lol

[1369]

I had a red snapper at a restaurant when I lived in Virginia Beach that was cooked in a baking pan covered in rock salt and filleted at the table.

Anyone ever cooked like that before?

[ShoogarBear]

Sounds pretty salty.
But chocked full of protien.Wait a minute . . . WTF are you really talking about?

[bigzak25]

red snapper huh? :angel

[SpursWoman]

Wait a minute . . . WTF are you really talking about?



You forgot the:




And only 2 calories per teaspoon! :elephant

[SWC Bonfire]

Wait a minute . . . WTF are you really talking about?

I think that's where the loving spoonfull calorie content post came from.

[1369]

Another good one is to take a whole (bone in) ham, place it in a pot with two quartered onions, cover with Coca-Cola, bring to a boil and gently boil for about 2-1/2 hours. Remove from Coke, cover with molasses and dry mustard, place in preheated oven at 300 or so and cook another 15 minutes (Don't have the exact times/temps memorized).

Really good stuff

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sounds pretty salty

But chocked full of protien

And only 2 calories per teaspoon! :elephant

I think we can tie this all together by visiting the Malik's Philly's Phamous thread and grabbing this:


yeah. that yummy white stuff.

[ObiwanGinobili]

as far as funkyness in cooking goes...
my fav is still the beer can and chicken combo.

[SWC Bonfire]

I'd keep posting, but the quattro razor thread mailed me a death threat! It is self-aware!

[ShoogarBear]

I'd keep posting, but the quattro razor thread mailed me a death threat! It is self-aware!
:lmao

[SpursWoman]

as far as funkyness in cooking goes...
my fav is still the beer can and chicken combo.



The turkey legs boiled in sprite, pepper, etc and then grilled with a honey glaze was really funky....no doubt. :fro

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'd keep posting, but the quattro razor thread mailed me a death threat! It is self-aware!


Keep the faith brother ! :fro

Don't be intimidated.... Quattro is on it's last legs.. death threats just prove how desperate it is.

[batman2883]

Keep the faith brother ! :fro

Don't be intimidated.... Quattro is on it's last legs.. death threats just prove how desperate it is.


ha ha ha ha ha

[1369]

I think we can tie this all together by visiting the Malik's Philly's Phamous thread and grabbing this:

You forgot the Cheese Whiz!

[ShoogarBear]

Well, it appears that Real Women may have a more balanced scoring attack, which should give it more legs in the long run:

Real Women
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 896
User Name Posts
Shelly 100
SpursWoman 96
ObiwanGinobili 74
1Parker1 52
SWC Bonfire 51
bigzak25 46
Spurminator 34
MannyIsGod 30
samikeyp 29
Kori Ellis 29
spurschick 29

Free Quattro razor
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,561
User Name Posts
elpimpo4cc 353
Cant_Be_Faded 267
mookie2001 203
tx3rdcoastborn 177
thispego 106
atlfan25 94
hunter-thereckoning 76
Kori Ellis 42
timvp 19

[batman2883]

man i posted to i should be under like 4 though

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i have only been checking out this thread in bits and peices (mostly when breasts are being discussed), are you guys really serious about trying to outdo quattro

[Shelly]

Shit...I've really been bored the past few days :oops

[SWC Bonfire]

are you guys really serious about trying to outdo quattro

I tell you what, brother, if they get close I'll even my posts out.

[ObiwanGinobili]

i have only been checking out this thread in bits and peices (mostly when breasts are being discussed), are you guys really serious about trying to outdo quattro


not originally. but now it's a religion.



Real Women
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 896
User Name Posts
Shelly 100
SpursWoman 96
ObiwanGinobili 74
1Parker1 52
SWC Bonfire 51
bigzak25 46
Spurminator 34
MannyIsGod 30
samikeyp 29
Kori Ellis 29
spurschick 29

1P1 will be back tonight or tomarrow: expect our #'s to double!! :smokin

[1369]

Well, it appears that Real Women may have a more balanced scoring attack, which should give it more legs in the long run:

Real Women
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 896
User Name Posts
Shelly 100
SpursWoman 96
ObiwanGinobili 74
1Parker1 52
SWC Bonfire 51
bigzak25 46
Spurminator 34
MannyIsGod 30
samikeyp 29
Kori Ellis 29
spurschick 29

Free Quattro razor
Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,561
User Name Posts
elpimpo4cc 353
Cant_Be_Faded 267
mookie2001 203
tx3rdcoastborn 177
thispego 106
atlfan25 94
hunter-thereckoning 76
Kori Ellis 42
timvp 19

I think what is really telling is the ratio of posts to views.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I tell you what, brother, if they get close I'll even my posts out.

I can't believe you pushed quattro to a page 61.
:flipoff
now beg for my forgiveness.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

its funny because your top 3 or 4 posters are the exact people who look down on Mookie because he's not a mother of children :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I think what is really telling is the ratio of posts to views.
Yep, I'll be doing those calculations a bit later on, after import to Excel.

[1369]

not originally. but now it's a religion.




1P1 will be back tonight or tomarrow: expect our #'s to double!! :smokin

Post the black bar pic again and I guarantee Real Women take the Quattro like the Linda Rondstat song.

[ShoogarBear]

Post without the black bar and victory is yours by 8 p.m.

[SWC Bonfire]

I can't believe you pushed quattro to a page 61.
:flipoff
now beg for my forgiveness.

Easy there, mommabear, you want me to try the steak thing or not? :lol

[1369]

Post without the black bar and victory is yours by 8 p.m.

Easily.

Don't know if Obi is dedicated enough to take one for the team though.

[ShoogarBear]

This is where we find out what Real Women are made of . . .

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh oh oh oh!! steak steak!! yes, music to my ears.
I have now forgotton what wever i was saying before.. whatever it was about.


BLACKBAR> I think i'm just gonna start postign random pics with the black bar on them. that bar is almost famous.

[bigzak25]

hate the black bar. :pctoss

[1369]

This is where we find out what Real Women are made of . . .

Would that be considered breaking out the "Big Guns"?

Great, now I'll have that song in my head all day....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm sorry, were you talking?
I couldn't hear you past my fat, bitchy, materialistic, loose pussy


you realize this is a serious contender for Laughing out Loud of the SUMMER right?



LOL!!!!!! :lmao :lmao

[Shelly]

its funny because your top 3 or 4 posters are the exact people who look down on Mookie because he's not a mother of children :lol

I don't look down on Mookie because he doesn't have children. I couldn't care less if he ever has children. If Mookie thinks that, then that's his problem and his insecurity. The End.

[SpursWoman]

its funny because your top 3 or 4 posters are the exact people who look down on Mookie because he's not a mother of children :lol


No, that's not why we look down on mookie. :lol



Although, if you'd like to ram this thread up another 600 posts by nightfall...I'd be happy to continue this conversation. :devil :angel

[Cant_Be_Faded]

it was in that thread about that kid who got a lapdance for his birthday

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't look down on Mookie because he doesn't have children. I couldn't care less if he ever has children. If Mookie thinks that, then that's his problem and his insecurity. The End.


ditto.

[1369]

hate the black bar. :pctoss

You know the black bar was sent by Quattro, don't you?

[bigzak25]

i think mookie trying to take care of a bunch of little mookies would be pretty hilarious. :tu

[1369]

I thought they looked down on him because he doesn't believe that Cheese Whiz belongs on a Philly cheesesteak.

[SpursWoman]

it was in that thread about that kid who got a lapdance for his birthday


We know what thread you're talking about....and if he is that paranoid and insecure to take that as us looking down on him, then that's his problem. That was not the issue.

[1369]

Mookie gave some kid a lapdance for his birthday?

[ObiwanGinobili]

the black bar has been on a little trip.
Here are the highlights:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/bb1.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/bb.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/bb2.jpg

[Shelly]

Mookie gave some kid a lapdance for his birthday?

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

Mookie gave some kid a lapdance for his birthday?


:lol :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

I always thought that cheeze whiz belongs in a jar labled cheeze whiz.

[SpursWoman]

man...

[SpursWoman]

I'm

[SpursWoman]

almost

[SWC Bonfire]

the black bar has been on a little trip.

Thank GOD for the last one, can you make it bigger?

[SpursWoman]

catching

[SpursWoman]

up

[SpursWoman]

to Shelly!!

[Shelly]

You

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao @ SW

I'm laughing so hard i think I woke Isabella up from her nap.

[Shelly]

bitch

[Shelly]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigzak25]

:lol

[1369]

SW and Shelly in a girlfight?

Remember, pull the blouse over her head like the hockey players do!

Old time hockey!

[ObiwanGinobili]

on the news they just said that some women who is divorcing her husband is also suing him for 500k for wages on housework she performed on his behalf. SHe has itemized lists and reciepts.

[1369]

on the news they just said that some women who is divorcing her husband is also suing him for 500k for wages on housework she performed on his behalf. SHe has itemized lists and reciepts.

Well, they ought to divorce him if he had more than one wife.

[bigzak25]

how much was a blowjob?

[SpursWoman]

on the news they just said that some women who is divorcing her husband is also suing him for 500k for wages on housework she performed on his behalf. SHe has itemized lists and reciepts.


Oh, damn....do you think she'd get it??? :wow :lmao

[1369]

I'm out.

Gotta make the drive back home to San Antonio.

See ya'll in a few hours.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Well, they ought to divorce him if he had more than one wife.


yes. i typo alot.
thank you. :oops

[SWC Bonfire]

on the news they just said that some women who is divorcing her husband is also suing him for 500k for wages on housework she performed on his behalf. SHe has itemized lists and reciepts.

Maybe he can itemize all the time she spent spending his money as charitable deductions.

[SpursWoman]

Oh, cool......User will be playing basketball tonight.


See ya'll later! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Oh, damn....do you think she'd get it??? :wow :lmao

I'm thinking in my mind that if both husband and wife were employed full time outside of the home, but the wife was the only one fullfilling duties and chores inside the home... then i may award her the value of his 1/2 of that responsibility that she had to make up.
But this case isn't on Judge Obiwan's docket... so we'll wait and see.

[bigzak25]

if she was a housewife? countersuit for lost wages keeping that ungrateful bitch alive with frivelous things such as food and shelter. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/200/3825/320/Housewife.jpg

now that lady deserves a raise.

[tsb2000]

There have been similar cases. She will not be paid on the basis of "services rendered," but that doesn't mean she isn't going to clean him out. Being a housewife (& especially a mother who stays home) has serious value in court.

[ObiwanGinobili]

well we're still not sure if she's a housewife or not....
and I'm too lazy to surf over to KSAT and search the story.

*yawn* it';s tiem for this preggo to go to bed anyway.
I'll be back tommorow helping ot make this thread all that it can be!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mmmm...preggos....

[GoldToe]

mmmm...preggos....

I always liked Ragu better.

[1369]

But why did Mookie give some kid a lapdance?

[1369]

Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
Guard: Who's the other one?
Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length
and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard: What, ridden on a horse?
Arthur: Yes.
Guard: You're using coconuts!
Arthur: What?
Guard: You've got two empty 'alves of coconuts and you're bangin' 'em
together!
Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land.
Through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: (somewhat taken aback) We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: This is a temperate zone!
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house maarten or the
plummer may seek warmer climes in winter, but these are not strangers
to our land!
Guard: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all! They could be carried.
Guard: (indcredulous) What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of
weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound
coconut!
Arthur: (exasperated)
Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur
from the court of Camelot is here!

(pause)

Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to
beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Arthur: Please!
Guard: (patiently) Am I right.
Arthur: I'm not interested!

( A second guard appears on the rampart. )

G2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
G1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's
my point.
G2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
Arthur: (extremely exasperated) Will you ask your master if he wants to join
my court at Camelot!!

(pause)

G1: But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory.
G2: Oh yeah...

(Arthur and Patsy give up and trot away)

G1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
G2: Wait a minute! Supposing *two* swallows carried it together!
G1: Nooo..... They'd have to have it on a line...
G2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
G1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
G2: Well, why not?

[atlfan25]

Last time I checked, an 18 year old is a man. And I'm 19.
Being defined a man is not defined by how many years you have graced earth with your presence.

[3rdCoast]

man - pronunciation of "man" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (man)
n. pl. men (men)

1. An adult male human.

[atlfan25]

Then what is a man?

I have my own def of one.
no surprise there

[TheWriter]

then what is urs? u brought it up. i think a man is working 8 hour shifts, feeding yourself, being responsible for everything in your life, living on your own...

That's what a real man to you is?

:lol

Isn't that expected once you turn 18 and your parents are supposed to kick you out the house.

So a guy who works ar MickyD's, eat cereal for breakfest, lunch, dinner, takes car of some fish, and lives in an apartment with a roommate is a "man?."

Are you just basing it on what you have done so far in life, which is pretty much what I just wrote down.

Also, I would like fries with that.

[3rdCoast]

then what is urs? u brought it up. i think a man is working 8 hour shifts, feeding yourself, being responsible for everything in your life, living on your own...


Good enough. That seems like a credible definition.

[TheTruth]

Are u smoking something or am I missing something?
I am none of those things.

I go to college, not live with my parents. And I pay for everything in college. I am on a fullride athletic scholarship.And I work. Last time I checked, you said you were a "loser who is miserable". Dude, you have no life other than making yourself feel better by baggin on a 19 year old who is already more successful than your sorry ass. I'm sorry man. Wish u the best.
ouch, I think he got you writer.

[TheWriter]

It's simple, a real man has a penis. Something GiG lacks, something he wasn't given at conception, something he'll have to ask for.

[TheTruth]

^ The nsync thing is old, come with some new shit GiG

[TheWriter]

Are u smoking something or am I missing something?
I am none of those things.

I go to college, not live with my parents. And I pay for everything in college. I am on a fullride athletic scholarship.And I work. Last time I checked, you said you were a "loser who is miserable". Dude, you have no life other than making yourself feel better by baggin on a 19 year old who is already more successful than your sorry ass. I'm sorry man. Wish u the best.

I'm trying to figure out how you remember so much useless shit? Do you have forum diary you cry in every night?

You're right, I have no life, maybe I should take your route and just make complete shit up.

Hm... lets see.

I'm a 33 year old broker who owns three houses, one in Texas, one in Hawaii, and the last in the south of France. I date a model who I met whilst on a full sports scholarship to Harvard. I own half of Japan with my great wealth and I also buyout Bill Gates and his Microsoft stock when I was bored on day. Tomorrow I will fly into space and be the first person to walk on Mars, Jupiter, and Star Jones.

All true, all of which I can prove.

P.S.

Bitches!

[TheWriter]

Dude uve never had a girl in your life. thats why u spend ur time in chat rooms all day or in forums. u pay to look at naked girls in forums. uve said so urself. Man get some friends. seriously.

I said I pay to look at naked girls in forums?

Please quote me... please, because I know it was recent, when I posted all those websites I'm registered at.

Please... please... quote me. I want to know about this, I want to know if I said I "pay to see naked girls in forums."

And where do I chat? Can you prove that as well. Because the last time I remember "chatting" was back in June during the NBA draft. Before that, probably the 2004 draft. I'm not a big "chatter."

I'll wait while you prove what you said.

Tick tick tick tock.

Hell, while you're looking, I'm gonna go buy me a Playboy and look me sum naked ladies.

You CAN quote me on that.

[TheWriter]

o there is plenty more... i dont wanna keep baggin on some dude though. i dont even know the guy. he could just be fuckin wit me for fun. i dont know him and he dont know me. i cant help but feeling sorry for him

Don't feel sorry for me. I have nothing to feel sorry about.

But next time you decide to grace us with your board presence... CAP your I's dumbass. You're in COLLEGE right? You're 19 right?

You should have learned to cap your I's in the fourth grade.

Also... QUITBEINGAFUCKINGMONSTERPUSSYANDCREATEABATTLEBLOGY OUCUNT.

That is all.

[TheWriter]

Ummm no only u would have a forum diary. this is the only forum i have ever been on and the only one i will ever go one. Im not lying but if u think i am, go right ahead. if u wanna see me, go here
http://www.sacareasports.net/southsacoutlawsvsep13-142003.html

and here:

http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=20848QXsfS&i=141427

and here: to prove the volleyball thing. that net is 9 and a half feet or so tall. look where my Waist is::::

http://www.solisearch.net/ims/pic.php?u=20848QXsfS&i=132592


I'm telling you Matt Grantston is gonna get pretty damn upset at you for using his pictures and idenity.

Shame shame. I think you have comitted a federal offence.

[TheWriter]

So you're 6'8, jump 2 feet and the net is 9 feet high. And you're head isn't above the top of the net...?

Again... it's federal.

[TheWriter]

Dude u know damn well its me. My name is David Kern. I am on the USD mens volleyball team. Look at the roster. IDIOT.

Well then David Kern is going to be pretty upset.

And you're in college now son, you can use big boy words now, like YOU instead of U.

[TheWriter]

BTW... what does USD stand for?

[TheTruth]

what # are you in that basketball pic?

[TheWriter]

what # are you in that basketball pic?

I think he's number 3.

[TheWriter]

sandiego.edu


UNIVERSITY OF SAN DIEGO

Know it doesn't silly.

We all know what it means.

[TheTruth]

u suck dick is what i think he is getting at gig

[TheWriter]

Hey Truth, could you explain why the athletic website for the USD doesn't list a Mens VOLLEYBALL team?

http://usdtoreros.collegesports.com/

I mean, your explanation would probably make more sense than GiG.

It does show a womens volleyball team.

GiG, anything to share with us?

Oh wait... USD probably meant South Dakota? I see.

[TheWriter]

im not the one spending time on boy band sites motherfucker. im not about to waste anymore of my night arguing with this cat. as long as he likes the spurs, he is good in my book

You're not... well you're messing one bad ass raver!

:elephant

[atlfan25]

I am on a fullride athletic scholarship.
hmm, does club volleyball offer scholarships? i assume that is what you are talking about, since that is all you have mentioned playing.

the answer is they don't. perhaps i am wrong though and you have some other athletic scholorship, but you say that in like every thread when they don't even offer scholarships for club volleyball.





edit:
huevos y papas... but only when it's cooked in pan after I've made some huevos con chorizo for Spursy......I like having a littel leftover grease in my taco. I find this to be highly disturbing. Quite disturbing indeed, more disturbing than anything gig has done or 3rdcoast pimpin gig's vid. This quote is simply outlandish. Highly disturbing, i cannot stress that enough.

I am editing this cuz i refuse to contribute anymore posts to this thread. Although unlikely anyone will ever read this, i must stand by my principle.

[TheWriter]

hmm, does club volleyball offer scholorships? i assume that is what you are talking about, since that is all you have mentioned playing.

the answer is they don't. perhaps i am wrong though and you have some other athletic scholorship, but you say that in like every thread when they don't even offer scholorships for club volleyball.

http://aurores.polaires.free.fr/15.jpg

[TheTruth]

Hey Truth, could you explain why the athletic website for the USD doesn't list a Mens VOLLEYBALL team?

http://usdtoreros.collegesports.com/

I mean, your explanation would probably make more sense than GiG.

It does show a womens volleyball team.

GiG, anything to share with us?

Oh wait... USD probably meant South Dakota? I see.
I don't think USD has a Mens Volleyball Team.

[TheWriter]

http://mensclubvolleyball.sandiego.edu/html/index.php


hmm, does club volleyball offer scholorships? i assume that is what you are talking about, since that is all you have mentioned playing.

the answer is they don't. perhaps i am wrong though and you have some other athletic scholorship, but you say that in like every thread when they don't even offer scholorships for club volleyball.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :depressed

[TheWriter]

Wonder who would answer if I called this number:

916-599-0313

[TheTruth]

^ makes sense to me

[atlfan25]

hmm, does club volleyball offer scholarships? i assume that is what you are talking about, since that is all you have mentioned playing.

the answer is they don't. perhaps i am wrong though and you have some other athletic scholorship, but you say that in like every thread when they don't even offer scholarships for club volleyball.
and the proof of that is here

http://mensclubvolleyball.sandiego.edu/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=FAQ&file=index&myfaq=yes&id_cat=2

· Does the USD Men's Voleyball team currently offer scholarships?

No, currently the USD Men's program does not fund any scholarships. However, interested students are encouraged to look into the many opportunities that USD offers in scholarships and financial aid.

:lmao

[3rdCoast]

Does the USD Men's Voleyball team currently offer scholarships?

No, currently the USD Men's program does not fund any scholarships. However, interested students are encouraged to look into the many opportunities that USD offers in scholarships and financial aid.

http://mensclubvolleyball.sandiego.edu/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=FAQ&file=index&myfaq=yes&id_cat=2

I personally don't care. I don't see why people like to pick arguments.

To each his own.

[TheTruth]

damn, now everyone has your number GiG

[TheWriter]

Most clubs dont. Our school is different. Our team is sponsored by the school (We have good boosters, especially because of the success of our womans team being ranked so high). Our team plays the best college teams in the nation. We were ranked 33rd in the nation this past year. College Volleyball is not like college bball in terms of scholarship, divisions, and things of that sort.

Could you please provide us with a weblink to where it discusses scholarships for the USD recreational sports club program?

[TheWriter]

damn, now everyone has your number GiG

In more ways than one.

[TheWriter]

Holy shit... can you say OWNED X 1,000?


Does the USD Men's Voleyball team currently offer scholarships?

No, currently the USD Men's program does not fund any scholarships. However, interested students are encouraged to look into the many opportunities that USD offers in scholarships and financial aid.

[TheWriter]

But I think u have more important people to call than me

Yeah, the USD registration office to see if I can get one of those nifty "full ride scholarships" for mens volleyball!

[TheWriter]

Dude, you guys dont know what u are talking about. Scholarship is also based on grades, community service, and other things. Not just sports.

The fuck?


I am on a fullride athletic scholarship.

Again... the fuck?


Does the USD Men's Voleyball team currently offer scholarships?

No, currently the USD Men's program does not fund any scholarships. However, interested students are encouraged to look into the many opportunities that USD offers in scholarships and financial aid.

I have to lay down... my side hurts so much from :lol

[TheWriter]

call em if u want. its not based on athletic ability alone. if u really want me to explain detail by detail the logistics behind my scholarship, i can. its getting late, but i aint gonna pussy out on this. i do not lie to u guys. but believe what u want.

How about you not create another lie and please CREATA A FUCKING BATTLE BLOG you fucking pansy!

How long has it been since you challenged me?

Probably as long as you've been on a full athletic ride scholarship.

Come on Pussy boy.

[TheWriter]

I am on a fullride athletic scholarship.


^ This is correct. Yet the school looks at other things. The reason I go there is for volleyball and its the main reason why I get money to go there is for volleyball.


So you get a full ride athletic scholarship because your grades were good even though the sport you play doesn't offer a scholarship.

Son, do you know how college works?

[TheTruth]

I can see the school setting up extra scholarships (not athletic) for someone. My brother plays baseball at St. Mary's, and they gave him an academic scholarship instead of using an athletic one.

[3rdCoast]

I can see the school setting up extra scholarships (not athletic) for someone. My brother plays baseball at St. Mary's, and they gave him an academic scholarship instead of using an athletic one.

Andrew

[TheTruth]

How about you not create another lie and please CREATA A FUCKING BATTLE BLOG you fucking pansy!

How long has it been since you challenged me?

Probably as long as you've been on a full athletic ride scholarship.

Come on Pussy boy.
Damn Writer. Why don't you create one istead of bitching at him for not creating one.

[TheTruth]

Andrew
how did you know my brothers name is andrew?

[TheWriter]

This is getting stupid talking about my personal life. I am the one who brought it up, yes. But its a waste of time. I know who I am and thats all that matters. if u think im a lier, go right ahead.

You know what, I don't believe for one simple reason.

I don't believe any University in the United States would give someone a scholarship based on "good" grades yet that same person cant spell liar correctly nor CAP his I's.

Also, all your bullshit stories have hole larger than a cracked out hooker's panty hoes.

[3rdCoast]

how did you know my brothers name is andrew?

Good ole AV.

Put 2 and 2 together.

Simple as that.

[TheWriter]

Damn Writer. Why don't you create one istead of bitching at him for not creating one.


Because he said if we were to battle blog he'd kick my ass.

If he's going to challenge me and talk so much shit, he should atleast walk it.

[TheTruth]

Good ole AV.

Put 2 and 2 together.

Simple as that.
I really have no clue how you could have guessed who my brother is. Hows about a PM.

[TheWriter]

I can see the school setting up extra scholarships (not athletic) for someone. My brother plays baseball at St. Mary's, and they gave him an academic scholarship instead of using an athletic one.


That's all fine and dandy, but does your brother go around claiming it to be a full ride athletic scholarship?

[3rdCoast]

I really have no clue how you could have guessed who my brother is. Hows about a PM.

I know that there is only one player on the roster from F'ville.

And that is him.

[atlfan25]

I really have no clue how you could have guessed who my brother is. Hows about a PM.
cuz u are from floresville

[TheTruth]

ahh, you got me. you play for st. mary's?

[TheTruth]

cuz u are from floresville
that was easy

[3rdCoast]

ahh, you got me. you play for st. mary's?

No.

[TheTruth]

I dont think I said that but whatever. I said the loser would have to put the other person's USERNAME under their avatar and write that u are their bitch or something
Sounds like a challenge to me.

[TheTruth]

No.
former player? would my brother know you?

[3rdCoast]

former player? would my brother know you?
Former player? Yea, I played in high school but not in college.

No, I have never even seen him, so he would not know me.