Real Men..

[Spam]

Okay, ladies...step up to the plate.

List the fat, err..."real men" you all find sexy.

Should we start with....say, Tom Arnold?

[1Parker1]

Vince Vaugn, Ray Ramano, & Santa Claus---I have a thing for big, jolly men.

:princess

[Shelly]

While I don't think Tom Arnold is hideous, I'm not attracted to him because he's a dork.

Give me intelligence and a sense of humor any day. And good spelling! :lol

[1Parker1]

While I don't think Tom Arnold is hideous, I'm not attracted to him because he's a dork.

Give me intelligence and a sense of humor any day. And good spelling! :lol


Well...I guess Ducks is out of the picture then, huh Shelly? :lol

[samikeyp]

Vince Vaugn, Ray Ramano, & Santa Claus---I have a thing for big, jolly men.

thankfully...so does my wife! :)

[Shelly]

Well...I guess Ducks is out of the picture then, huh Shelly? :lol


:rollin :rollin :rollin

[spurschick]

Vince Vaughn
Trey Parker
Jeremy Piven
John Cusack
Jon Stewart
Jesse L. Martin
Manu Ginobili - yes, he's real

[Summers]

Drew Carey. I've always had a thing for him. Seriously.

[samikeyp]

To be fair, most women also appreicate a good sense of humor more than most men do. Its a good thing to, its the only chance I got!

[Shelly]

I love John Cusak!

[Useruser666]

Vince Vaughn
Trey Parker
Jeremy Piven
John Cusack
Jon Stewart
Jesse L. Martin
Manu Ginobili - yes, he's real

Are we talking fat men, ugly men, or rich men?

To fair, I think the ladies need to name husky men that they find attractive. :lol

[1Parker1]

Drew Carey. I've always had a thing for him. Seriously.

I'm sorry, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's almost like saying you had a thing for "Mimi." :lol

[Useruser666]

AND WE DON'T NEED PICTURES!!!! :lol

[1Parker1]

Vince Vaughn
Trey Parker
Jeremy Piven
John Cusack
Jon Stewart
Jesse L. Martin
Manu Ginobili - yes, he's real


ohhhhhhh i LOVE jOHN cUSAK! Although, WHy is Manu on that list? He's not fat, and he's good looking as it is....

[Shelly]

Are we talking fat men, ugly men, or rich men?

To fair, I think the ladies need to name husky men that they find attractive. :lol

These men aren't considered to be in the same catagory as Brad Pitt. I put them in the Dove girl catagory.

[1Parker1]

AND WE DON'T NEED PICTURES!!!! :lol


:lol Damn, and I was just going to photoshop a pic of Shelly squished between Jim Belushi, Drew Carey, and that dude from "Lost."

[spurschick]

Are we talking fat men, ugly men, or rich men?

To fair, I think the ladies need to name husky men that they find attractive. :lol

George Clooney just put on some serious weight for a movie role and I still think he's wicked hot!! I didn't include him on the list though since he's obviously in the upper stratosphere of hotness. It would be like adding Charlize Theron to an ordinary woman list because of how she looked in "Monster."

[Summers]

I'm sorry, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's almost like saying you had a thing for "Mimi." :lol

No, no, no! :lol He's smart, funny, nice, and cute. I dig him.

I've mentioned my little thing for Jon Stewart before... He's not chubby, but he ain't exactly pretty. I think he's hot for the same reasons stated above.

[SpursWoman]

Okay, ladies...step up to the plate.

List the fat, err..."real men" you all find sexy.

Should we start with....say, Tom Arnold?



Tom Arnold is a jackass if he were cut, or Jared pre-SubWay.


I'm kind of partial to the guy standing behind me, personally...that's all I need to get my motor running, so to speak...








http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/heat42.jpg


And I had no idea whatsoever what he looked like before I decided that I already liked him.

:)

[1Parker1]

Awwww....SW :)

[spurschick]

ohhhhhhh i LOVE jOHN cUSAK! Although, WHy is Manu on that list? He's not fat, and he's good looking as it is....

I put him on my list because I know a lot of women who don't find him even remotely good looking. They think he's too skinny, big nose, etc. Most women I know use Brad Pitt as the measuring stick, so I guaged my list from there. Although, I'd take Manu over Pitt in a heartbeat.

[Useruser666]

These men aren't considered to be in the same catagory as Brad Pitt. I put them in the Dove girl catagory.

But they're all famous, or have something going for them. If they had average joe's like the ladies from the Dove ads then do they have anywhere near the appeal?

I don't think the stereotyping is any less obvious for "Ideal men", it's just that there is more quantity of ads directed towards men than women in general.

[samikeyp]

:tu :tu :tu to User and SW

[Useruser666]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/heat42.jpg




And there's Ex doing that creepy "Back to the Future" - Marty McFly hand fade trick! :lol

[Shelly]

But they're all famous, or have something going for them. If they had average joe's like the ladies from the Dove ads then do they have anywhere near the appeal?

I don't think the stereotyping is any less obvious for "Ideal men", it's just that there is more quantity of ads directed towards men than women in general.

I've yet to meet a guy that was in Brad Pitt's level. But then again, there a lot of women that don't think he's good looking.

Besides, it's a well known fact that women should never date/marry a guy that's prettier than she is :lol

[Shelly]

And USER, she dumped me for you! ME!

[Jekka]

I've had a weird crush on Jack Black for a long time.

[Useruser666]

And USER, she dumped me for you! ME!

So does that make me a real woman?

Oh and to the point. REAL men probably wouldn't post in this thread. I guess it's too late for me.......

[Spurminator]

This thread also illustrates that there are far more "average" looking male celebrities than female.

[bigzak25]

hey, if any of you single ladies really want to prove yourselves...




http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/a-4.jpg

[Jekka]

This thread also illustrates that there are far more "average" looking male celebrities than female.

There are also far more men in the music industry with sub-par voices than women (who are almost always expected to be attractive as well). The female equivalent of Bob Dylan wouldn't have been NEARLY as successful as Bob Dylan has been - and while I love Bob, he's no looker, and his voice is pretty bad. Women in the public sphere are held to higher standards for the most part than men.

[Shelly]

There are also far more men in the music industry with sub-par voices than women (who are almost always expected to be attractive as well). The female equivalent of Bob Dylan wouldn't have been NEARLY as successful as Bob Dylan has been - and while I love Bob, he's no looker, and his voice is pretty bad. Women in the public sphere are held to higher standards for the most part than men.

You know, I never thought about that, but that is so true.

[spurjur]

I find that women are really more into personality than men. Sorry, but from my experience its true. I am not the most ugly nor am I the most hot guy on this land, but I think that my personality has taken me a long way.

[spurschick]

Women in the public sphere are held to higher standards for the most part than men.

Mainly because those that run the marketing/advertising world are men. The big recording and movie studios are run by men. That's not to say that all the men with the power are shallow. They have simply done their homework on what sells and their target markets have delivered big money for them.

[desflood]

Forrest Griffin or Chuck Liddell.

[KEDA]

nowhere do I see KEDA on these lists :(

makes me sad

[tlongII]

That user's a tall summbich, ain't he?

[Summers]

I realize this is old, but the sexy athlete thread made me think of this. I adore Horatio Sans on SNL. He looks just like my first real boyfriend.

[Jelly]

I've yet to meet a guy that was in Brad Pitt's level. But then again, there a lot of women that don't think he's good looking.

Besides, it's a well known fact that women should never date/marry a guy that's prettier than she is :lol

Jim Caveziel (aka Jesus Christ) is > than Brad Pitt.

[adrienne]

Ahhh Vince Vaughn, YES. He's become a little chubs as he's gotten older but I still find him irresistable.

Mark Ruffalo is another one. I adore him.

And shhh, don't tell...I probably wouldn't say no to Will Ferell. :lol

[Dre_7]

Okay, ladies...step up to the plate.

List the fat, err..."real men" you all find sexy.

Should we start with....say, Tom Arnold?

Brent Barry, my nigg...oh wait, you said ladies! nvm!! :(

[adrienne]

Sean Astin! Forgot about him...

[dawn]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/3764382_7_1.jpg
TONY STEWART


Something about him just is hot. Not sure if it the Bad Boy Image, The fact that he is a hard-ass, his new victory celebration of climbing up the safety fence and up onto the flag stand to salute the fans, or maybe the fact that he reminds me a bit of Ziggy!

[timvp]

How tall is User and what nationality is he?

User is damn tall. Something like 6'10 or 6'11.

[3rdCoast]

User is damn tall. Something like 6'10 or 6'11.

No joke?

[Kori Ellis]

Is he white or Slovenian or what. And did he play college ball? He better have been able to do some sick dunks. He is the only one taller than me on this forum then

Damn you get excited over tall men.

He's 6'3 (or 6'4) and white.
So simmer down.

[3rdCoast]

Damn you get excited over tall men.

He's 6'3 (or 6'4) and white.
So simmer down.

No Joke?

[Kori Ellis]

No Joke?

No joke.

[angel_luv]

And I had no idea whatsoever what he looked like before I decided that I already liked him.

:)


SW-
Did you and User meet on here?

Sorry if you already told this story and I missed it. = )

[3rdCoast]

And I had no idea whatsoever what he looked like before I decided that I already liked him.

:)


SW-
Did you and User meet on here?

Sorry if you already told this story and I missed it. = )

yea, I remember reading that they met here and their first date was a blind date to a Spurs game.

I guess it was almost like a year ago this went down.

I could be wrong, but I think I am right.

[SpursWoman]

Yes, we met here. :)



http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5871

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6091

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6165


These about sum it up. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

ok, I know I'm late on this one, but I wasn't home!

Here is my "real" man list:
(aka reg. looking dudes that most women wouldn't consider)

1.Steve Buscemi
2.Jon Stewart
3.John Cusack
4.Mandy Patinkin (esp. if he says "my name is indigo montoya, you killed my father , prepare to die!" or if he calls me cupcake or sweetheart....)
5.Kevin James
6.Jim Belushi
7.John Goodman

[mookie2001]

lol
like the men in the 50's

[batman2883]

http://www.netaxs.com/people/dgresh/prbride/inigo.wav

[David Bowie]

Real men = :vomit
I'm sory, but I prefer them skinny fem boys.
:makeout

[Horry For 3!]

Is this Real Men vs Real Women now?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Jake Gyllenhaal


http://www.cinecultist.com/archives/09f.jpg






:tu

[KEDA]

Mabye thats it!


I know how I can pick up women!


Ill walk around with a polo shirt and flip the collar up and look like a dumbass (well more than I look already I guess)

[Horry For 3!]

Mabye thats it!


I know how I can pick up women!


Ill walk around with a polo shirt and flip the collar up and look like a dumbass (well more than I look already I guess)
Fo sho cause I be makin crazy dough.

[KEDA]

watchout all ladies at Retama Park on Friday night!!!


Im going to have my collar popped!!!



Im going to need a taser to keep them all away from me!

[Horry For 3!]

Just put on some Axe or whatever that new spray stuff is.

[ObiwanGinobili]

axe tsunami only please.... all others need not apply.

and DO NOT turn your damn collar up.

[Horry For 3!]

axe tsunami only please.... all others need not apply.

and DO NOT turn your damn collar up.
Thats what I have....

NOT. :lol


I have Acqua Di Gio by Giorgio Armani :smokin that is the shit!

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm a big time cologne/perfume hater. (allergies)

i like body sprays casue they arn't strong and fade well.. just leaving a tease in your clothes. :tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

real men should have their eyebrows done and shave off all pubes

--a loose paraphrase of Jelly

[ObiwanGinobili]

real men should have their eyebrows done and shave off all pubes

--a loose paraphrase of Jelly


she didn't say all .........................

[Horry For 3!]

i'm a big time cologne/perfume hater. (allergies)

i like body sprays casue they arn't strong and fade well.. just leaving a tease in your clothes. :tu
Have you smelt Acqua Di Gio? Cause the ladies sure do like it, they always say I smell good.

[ShoogarBear]

Have you smelt Acqua Di Gio? Cause the ladies sure do like it, they always say I smell good.

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

[Horry For 3!]

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
w0rd

[Cant_Be_Faded]

are you serious
i heard it had phermones in it

it is uncanny how many chicks like that cologne

[Horry For 3!]

are you serious
i heard it had phermones in it

it is uncanny how many chicks like that cologne
I have no idea, I'd have to read about it. I just know the ladies like it.

[Horry For 3!]

Acqua Di Gio Men is a sharp, aquatic fragrance. With a feel of sea air, spicy rosemary is blended with jasmine and citrus notes.

[KEDA]

It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.


Im more of a London Gentleman or Blackeards Delight guy myself!

[Horry For 3!]

Acqua Di Gio Men is a sharp, aquatic fragrance. With a feel of sea air, spicy rosemary is blended with jasmine and citrus notes.
That is what is in it. :tu