Harlem's Power Rankings: Week 8, tbh..

[HarlemHeat37]

1- Denver Broncos..it's evident that they are the Miami Heat of the NFL, coasting until they need to turn it on..defense looked dominant..Manning missed a lot, he needs the bye, apparently he's been playing on 2 severely sprained ankles since Jacksonville, tbh..John Fox is still the main flaw(1)

2- New Orleans Saints..dominant game for Brees, they are the best team in the conference, tbh(2)

3- Indianapolis Colts..Bye Week, losing Wayne will hurt(4)

4 Seattle Seahawks..they were thoroughly dominated by a shitty Rams team, but it was evident that Pete Carroll was attempting to showcase Wilson as a star player, tbh..unfortunately for the rest of the league, this experiment failed, and now the Seahawks will return to feeding Beast Mode, tbh(3)

5- Kansas City Chiefs..another boring, unimpressive W, but they're undefeated, so credit is due..Davone Bess gifted them the W, tbh..Andy Reid is the COTY, despite being an obese slob with diabetes, tbh(5)

6- SF 49ers..dominant W, as expected..the SB Curse is still following them, though(6)

7- GB Packers..another W without half their roster, although it was against an atrocious Vikings team(7)

8- Cinci Bengals..finally a blowout W, but they are the biggest pretender in the NFL, the new Texans, tbh(9)

9- NE Patriots..they were fortunate Miami killed themselves with stupid penalties that extended their drives, Brady continues to look off with the lack of support, tbh(8)

10- Detroit Lions..Calvin Johnson has a huge penis, tbh(10)

11- San Diego Chargers..Bye Week, free time for another addition to the Philbilly family, tbh(12)

12- Dallas Cowboys..they are the most difficult team to rank this season, tbh..their metrics are nice, they're always competitive, but they never close the deal, obviously(11)

13- Baltimore Ravens..Bye Week(13)

14- Arizona Cardinals..defense was dominant, Ellington looked like a beast..they could be a playoff team if Palmer finds consistency and their offensive line can hold up(21)

15- Carolina Panthers..another great, dominant W against a bad team, as usual..Cum looks good in a game manager role, tbh..they are 0-2 this season against .500 teams, so their week 10 game against SF will be a measuring stick(17)

16- Tennessee Titans..Bye Week(15)

17- Miami Dolphins..killed themselves with stupid penalties..no offensive line, no receivers, just a mess..Pouncey was issued a subpoena following the game, related to Aaron Hernandez:lol..:lol paying Mike Wallace(13)

18- Chicago Bears..Bye Week(18)

19- New York Jets..what an embarrassing loss, they are one of the worst .500 teams I've ever seen, tbh..the acclaimed Black Report Card described Geno Smith's performance perfectly, tbh(16)

20- Cleveland Browns..Campbell looked good and they had the W in reach, but Davone Bess had other ideas, tbh(20)

21- Oakland Raiders..good W, Pryor with his best Donkey Kong performance, they are in the thick of the WC race(26)

22- Buffalo Bills..expected loss, but at least they competed(25)

23- Houston Texans..Bye Week, moved up due to the severity of Schaub's injury, tbh(27)

24- Pittsburgh Steelers..bad loss in a game that would have put them in the WC race..their kicker killed them and Big Rape didn't help(23)

25- New York Giants..they are back in the division race, Eli loves the pressure of these upcoming big division games, tbh..Peyton Hillis looked good, I doubt his production could have been replaced by a 58-year old, obese, 280-pound man, tbh(29)

26- Atlanta Falcons..at least Matt Ryan won't have the opportunity to choke this year, tbh(19)

27- St. Louis Rams..what an awful team, tbh..why would you go empty backfield and throw against man coverage when your QB is Kellen Clemens and you're at the 1 yard line, tbh?(28)

28- Washington Redskins..the NFL needs to be on a minute delay for sideline shots of RG3 without a helmet in HD, tbh, ugh..he missed simple throws that a High Schooler should make and he couldn't read Denver blitzes(24)

29- Philly Eagles..:lol Chip Kelly..hopefully this is the end for Michael Vick, tbh..one of the most overrated players of all-time, never learned how to read a defense, his accuracy is worse than Avante's betting, hopefully we'll hear about him in a brain injury documentary in 10 years, tbh(22)

30- Minnesota Vikings..they are 1-6, which is coincidentally the same success rate as Adrian Peterson's kids, tbh(1 dead kid vs. 6 alive)(30)

31- TB Bucs..the most irrelevant team in football, tbh(31)

32- Baguars..ugh, tbh(32)

[Arnold Toht]

:lmao

[Hoops Czar]

Dallas loses and they move up in the rankings? Indianapolis with wins against Denver, SF and Seattle are behind the Chiefs?

[HarlemHeat37]

Dallas loses and they move up in the rankings? Indianapolis with wins against Denver, SF and Seattle are behind the Chiefs?

Cowboys went down 1 spot, tbh..

I agree about the Colts, actually, I meant to have them at #3..

[dirkdirkastan]

Nobody circles the wagon like those Buffalo Jills.

[HarlemHeat37]

When you're finished with these Power Rankings, be sure to check out this week's Black QB Report, tbh..

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=223870

[Clipper Nation]

11- San Diego Chargers..Bye Week, free time for another addition to the Philbilly family, tbh(12)
:lol I'm sure kids #30, 31, and 32 will be announced shortly, tbh...

[spurraider21]

:lmao the texans description

good work sir

[Clipper Nation]

Peyton Hillis looked good, I doubt his production could have been replaced by a 58-year old, obese, 280-pound man, tbh
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[kamikazi_player]

LMAO at the giant's description

[Chief Brody]

#'s 5, 11, 23, 29, and 30 killed me:rollin

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

:lmao

[vander]

passing thought, would Philip Rivers be more socially acceptable if he had those 7 kids by 5 different mamas and only know 4 of them by name?

[Spur-Addict]

Patriots trade for Isaac Sopoaga

[spurraider21]

Patriots trade for Isaac Sopoaga
good move after losing Wilfork

[Chief Brody]

good move after losing Wilfork
Very good move. I have no idea how they're 6-2 right now (with both losses coming down to the last play), but major props. The young receivers will only get better and the offense as a whole will grow as Gronk gets re-acclimated. Can't count them out yet

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Very good move. I have no idea how they're 6-2 right now (with both losses coming down to the last play), but major props. The young receivers will only get better and the offense as a whole will grow as Gronk gets re-acclimated. Can't count them out yet

I still think losing Wilfork and Mayo will eventually catch up to them defensively, especially if Talib also can't get healthy.

I like this trade though.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I also just read Vollmer is out for the year which is big.

[spurraider21]

Dno why I just remembered this but one of you pats fans called the jets lineman Vladimir bukkake :lol

[J.T.]

Assessment of Colts is pretty spot on. But the loss of Wayne is a huge advantage for Andrew Luck. If he's as good as advertised--and I think he is--he will adapt and this will skyrocket his ability as a QB. He was leaning on Wayne A TON on 3rd Down. Ideally, Fleener comes out of his funk and is more reliable. I think you keep using DHB on screens and as a burner, and reel in T.Y. Hilton on that big play shit and try to work some possession receiver skills into his game. I actually think Hilton is probably a more reliable downfield threat, but I do not trust DHB as a possession receiver one mother fucking bit. And since obviously they're not going to swing a trade, the only thing they can really do is bring in Deion Branch or Brandon Lloyd and neither comes remotely close to even slightly making up for the loss of Wayne.

I think Luck will figure it out though. There's also the fact that apparently Donald Brown and Trent Richardson did the Freaky Friday thing. If Richardson starts producing, :lol NFL

[spurraider21]

Assessment of Colts is pretty spot on. But the loss of Wayne is a huge advantage for Andrew Luck. If he's as good as advertised--and I think he is--he will adapt and this will skyrocket his ability as a QB. He was leaning on Wayne A TON on 3rd Down. Ideally, Fleener comes out of his funk and is more reliable. I think you keep using DHB on screens and as a burner, and reel in T.Y. Hilton on that big play shit and try to work some possession receiver skills into his game. I actually think Hilton is probably a more reliable downfield threat, but I do not trust DHB as a possession receiver one mother fucking bit. And since obviously they're not going to swing a trade, the only thing they can really do is bring in Deion Branch or Brandon Lloyd and neither comes remotely close to even slightly making up for the loss of Wayne.

I think Luck will figure it out though. There's also the fact that apparently Donald Brown and Trent Richardson did the Freaky Friday thing. If Richardson starts producing, :lol NFL
you've got to run really short routes with DBH. his YAC ability is better than anything he will do downfield. He's pretty big for a receiver and can often shed that first tackle coming off a hitch route. then his elite speed gets him big chunks. thats what the Hue Jackson raiders did with DHB when he had his best seasons

[Mugen]

Was checking out DHB's drop percentage this year and it was surprisingly low. Looking forward to seeing that grow exponentially with his expanded role tbh.

[Avante]

If we give....

3 points road win
2 points home win
1 point road loss
0 point home loss

then add how many wins in their last 4.

1.KC 23
2.Seattle 22
3.Denver 20
4.Niners 20
5.Cinncy 20
6.No 18
7.GB 18
8.NE 18
9.Indy 17
10.Detroit 16

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Dno why I just remembered this but one of you pats fans called the jets lineman Vladimir bukkake :lol

:lol that was me. He dominated Vince Wilfork in week 2 then for whatever reason fell apart.

[Bob Stoops]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbajd7TX6v1ra90n2o1_500.jpg

Where would you rank this?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Brazil]

Harlem's ranking and black QB week are two of the best read in the forum tbh