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Avante
10-31-2013, 02:13 PM
I'm goin' root root
root all round your doe (door)
I'm a root hog baby
goin' root root root
til I can't root no mo (more)

I;ve got that rockin' monia (pnemonia)
that boogie woogie flu
I'm a root hog baby
going root root root
all round your doe (door)
I'm goin' root root root
til I can't root no mo (more)

Gotta love it:hat

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 02:14 PM
What's up bro?

Good to see you doing your thing again.

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:17 PM
What's up bro?

Good to see you doing your thing again.

I married a workaholic, she has me painting, doing this, doing that and all kinds of shit. All the while knowing if I want those goodies I better comply to her wishs. Why women work has always been a mystery to me, they are sitting on a gold mine.

I can see you have it all under control as usual.:toast

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 02:19 PM
The honeydoo list -

Yeah, every married man has been given one at some point or other.

Goes with the territory.

DJR210
10-31-2013, 02:20 PM
I married a workaholic, she has me painting, doing this, doing that and all kinds of shit. All the while knowing if I want those goodies I better comply to her wishs. Why women work has always been a mystery to me, they are sitting on a gold mine.

I can see you have it all under control as usual.:toast

Does she have you in a skirt too, faggot?

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 02:21 PM
^first troll shot^

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:21 PM
The honeydoo list -

Yeah, every married man has been given one at some point or other.

Goes with the territory.

I just wish she'd spread this shit out a bit, now I know how Davey Crocket felt, yep...surrounded.

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:23 PM
Does she have you in a skirt too, faggot?

Dude, at what point does it hit you that nobody here is 15?

GROW THE FUCK UP....ok?

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 02:24 PM
I just wish she'd spread this shit out a bit, now I Davey Crocket felt, yep...surrounded.



What did Davy Crockett say when he saw 2,000 mexicans heading towards the Alamo?

"WTF are all these gardeners doing here?"


:lol

benefactor
10-31-2013, 02:26 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 02:27 PM
^benefagtor 2nd troll attempt^

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:27 PM
What did Davy Crockett say when he saw 2,000 mexicans heading towards the Alamo?

"WTF are all these gardeners doing here?"


:lol

I year ya bro.

Bought my first car from a Mexican peach picker where I also worked as a kid. Cost me 300 bucks, a 1953 Chevy, the cat had spray painted the dash a flouresant orange...hahaha!!!!!!

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:28 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg

You really this immature guy? Notice I don't play this..."hi I'm a dumb kid"...in your threads?

Poor little kid.

benefactor
10-31-2013, 02:37 PM
You really this immature guy? Notice I don't play this..."hi I'm a dumb kid"...in your threads?

Poor little kid.

http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg

DJR210
10-31-2013, 02:37 PM
http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg

:lol

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:46 PM
Getting back to...Root Hog.

First time I heard this song I was a kid listening to the radio. The DJ talked about the girl who recorded it being a teenager from Philly, yep, black and very raw. At that time I wasn't the music freak I would become so I missed her name.

I'd hear the song again on Rhapsody, where she must have got it because this recording was from the late 40's. Robert Richard an old obscure Detroit bluesman recorded it, it's...Root Hawg...not Root Hog, my bad.

To this day I still wonder just who was that teenage girl I first heard do a song you wouldn't think a young girl would even be aware of.

Was listening to some old tapes.

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:47 PM
:lol

Come on man you really this fucked?

DJR210
10-31-2013, 02:52 PM
Come on man you really this fucked?

:cry

:rollin:rollin:rollin

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:52 PM
What really is with all the punk ass kids here? This place seems to have a punk ass kid magnet attached to it.

Avante
10-31-2013, 02:53 PM
:cry

:rollin:rollin:rollin

GROW THE FUCK UP!

benefactor
10-31-2013, 02:53 PM
GROW THE FUCK UP!


:cry

:rollin:rollin:rollin
:lol

DJR210
10-31-2013, 02:53 PM
GROW THE FUCK UP!

:lol All caps

benefactor
10-31-2013, 02:59 PM
What really is with all the punk ass kids here? This place seems to have a punk ass kid magnet attached to it.
We wonder the same thing about the :lolld fagg:lolt too.

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:04 PM
We wonder the same thing about the :lolld fagg:lolt too.

I'm not the one following others around just to bug them now am I?

Dude, what is your problem anyway?

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 03:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Gjg88Vq.png

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:11 PM
I'm not the one following others around just to bug them now am I?

Dude, what is your problem anyway?
You are...old faggot.

DJR210
10-31-2013, 03:12 PM
We wonder the same thing about the :lolld fagg:lolt too.

:lmao

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Gjg88Vq.png


:lol All caps


:cry

:rollin:rollin:rollin


http://i.imgflip.com/42yan.jpg
:lolld fagg:lolt

DJR210
10-31-2013, 03:14 PM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/Avante_zps7454be48.jpg

:lol dirty old rapist

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:15 PM
:lol

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 03:17 PM
Hey Avante, Peyton Hillis had 70 yards on 20 carries last week, do you really think you could replicate that performance in an NFL game? :lol

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 03:20 PM
^snitch^

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:20 PM
sup semenblock mystix

Trill Clinton
10-31-2013, 03:26 PM
Lol
I'm goin' root root
root all round your doe (door)
I'm a root hog baby
goin' root root root
til I can't root no mo (more)

I;ve got that rockin' monia (pnemonia)
that boogie woogie flu
I'm a root hog baby
going root root root
all round your doe (door)
I'm goin' root root root
til I can't root no mo (more)

Gotta love it:hat

Nice track.

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:30 PM
You are...old faggot.

Why you so immature little guy?

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:32 PM
Hey Avante, Peyton Hillis had 70 yards on 20 carries last week, do you really think you could replicate that performance in an NFL game? :lol

Why do you always get it wrong? I said I could beat him in a 40 because I can.

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:32 PM
Lol

Nice track.

One of those obscure gems.

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 03:34 PM
Why do you always get it wrong? I said I could beat him in a 40 because I can.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:34 PM
Why you so immature little guy?
Why are you such a fat, :lolld fagg:lolt?

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 03:35 PM
benefagtor ^ thinks he is funny or thinks he is 13 years old^

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:43 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

I was a sprinter in high school, a running back/defensive back/kick returner. I'm still faster than Peyton Hillis.

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:44 PM
Why are you such a fat, :lolld fagg:lolt?

Why do you care? Do you see me messing around in your threads?

Avante
10-31-2013, 03:45 PM
benefagtor ^ thinks he is funny or thinks he is 13 years old^

Just another punk kid.

benefactor
10-31-2013, 03:49 PM
Why do you care? Do you see me messing around in your threads?
Because I feel like it.

:lolld fagg:lolt

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 03:52 PM
I'm still faster than Peyton Hillis.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:07 PM
Because I feel like it.

:lolld fagg:lolt

So you get a nut bugging me? You really that fucked up?

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:09 PM
I'm still faster than Peyton Hillis.Prove it.

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:09 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

There are girls faster than Peyton Hillis.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 04:10 PM
^chumpie back to this ^ prove it^ trolling shit again ^

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:10 PM
Prove it.

Prove I'm not.

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:10 PM
^back to this shit again ^

I gotcha:toast

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:11 PM
Prove I'm not.I just did.

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:12 PM
I just did.

Why do I even bother with this freak?

benefactor
10-31-2013, 04:12 PM
So you get a nut bugging me? You really that fucked up?
You bug all of us just being here, :lolld fagg:lolt.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 04:14 PM
I gotcha:toast


A man among midgets - no midgets in hiding!


:toast

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:14 PM
Why do I even bother with this freak?Why do you lie about how fast you are?

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:14 PM
You bug all of us just being here, :lolld fagg:lolt.

I don't even read you slick, so why do you read me?

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 04:16 PM
There are girls faster than Peyton Hillis.
:lmao :lolld fagg:lolt

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:16 PM
Why do you lie about how fast you are?

I was a 9.9 yards guy in HS, I was a 4.5 guy on grass hand times. I'm still fast,and faster than Peyton Hillis.

benefactor
10-31-2013, 04:17 PM
I don't even read you slick, so why do you read me?


:lolld fagg:lolt

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:17 PM
:lmao :lolld fagg:lolt

Don't know shit about speed do ya little fella?

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:18 PM
benefactor

Give it up,ok?

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:20 PM
I was a 9.9 yards guy in HS, I was a 4.5 guy on grass hand times. I'm still fast,and faster than Peyton Hillis.Prove it.

And don't be a complete pussy and demand someone else prove a negative. That just means you're hiding.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 04:20 PM
benefagtor

Give it up,ok?


fify

benefactor
10-31-2013, 04:22 PM
benefactor

Give it up,ok?

:lolld fagg:lolt

benefactor
10-31-2013, 04:23 PM
fify


sup semenblock mystix

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:27 PM
Prove it.

And don't be a complete pussy and demand someone else prove a negative. That just means you're hiding.

Dude, do you really think anyone cares what you believe, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SA210
10-31-2013, 04:33 PM
http://www.troll.me/images/buzz/butthurt-butthurt-everywhere.jpg

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:34 PM
Dude, do you really think anyone cares what you believe, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol none of your e-gang can back up his claims.

Keep hiding, Avante.

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:35 PM
Try bored with the same old dummies.

Avante
10-31-2013, 04:36 PM
lol none of your e-gang can back up his claims.

Keep hiding, Avante.

Don't have to back it up, I'm fast and Peyton Hillis is not, why do you think I know all that track stuff, yep I was a sprinter. Dude, I'm the number one sprint geek in all of cyberspace. I have no equal.

cantthinkofanything
10-31-2013, 04:46 PM
Don't have to back it up, I'm fast and Peyton Hillis is not, why do you think I know all that track stuff, yep I was a sprinter. Dude, I'm the number one sprint geek in all of cyberspace. I have no equal.

aye...ye may be fast ye old buzzard but 'ave ya ever heard of Poopsocks Magee? 'ees the king of that hill for cyberspace sprint geek...you race em and 'eel lap ye (yep on a sprint), come up behind ye...pull your britches down and poop on your socks and beat ya a second time...

aye...no one's faster than Poopsocks Magee

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 04:53 PM
Don't have to back it up, I'm fast and Peyton Hillis is not, why do you think I know all that track stuff, yep I was a sprinter. Dude, I'm the number one sprint geek in all of cyberspace. I have no equal.Your e-gang will do anything to avoid backing up your stupid claims.

You can't back up your claim.

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 06:55 PM
Don't have to back it up, I'm fast and Peyton Hillis is not
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 07:28 PM
^outed snitch ^

Clipper Nation
10-31-2013, 07:31 PM
^outed snitch ^


sup semenblock mystix

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 07:33 PM
^scum of the planet^ snitch faggot^ scum^

DJR210
10-31-2013, 09:52 PM
Hey Avante, Peyton Hillis had 70 yards on 20 carries last week, do you really think you could replicate that performance in an NFL game? :lol

:lol

Is this challenge allowing Avante to use his Hoveround?

DJR210
10-31-2013, 10:02 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt
:lol rapist
:lol ok?
:lol SBM rushing to the rescue, 100% of the time
:lol you must pay for your crimes
:lol you ain't fast
:lol track and field sucks dick
:lol your songs are gay
:lol wife puttin' your ass to work
:lol talking like you still fuck that decrepit old whore

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 10:03 PM
^needs attention ^ wants e cred ^ lamester^

DJR210
10-31-2013, 10:13 PM
^needs attention ^ wants e cred ^ lamester^

:lol Took ONE FUCKING MINUTE for this faggot to rush in and defend his boyfriend.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 10:16 PM
^trying to hard^ he'll learn^

Leetonidas
10-31-2013, 10:18 PM
semenblock likesdix :lmao

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 10:23 PM
^they never stop semen shielding for each other^ you've destroyed one troll you've destroyed them all^

Leetonidas
10-31-2013, 10:38 PM
faggot :lol

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:01 PM
^trying to hard^ he'll learn^

It's "too", not "to" moron.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:03 PM
It's "too", not "to" moron.Oh man, someone is going to have an emoticon meltdown about that,.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:04 PM
It's "too", not "to" moron.


lol typo nazi troll

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:05 PM
Oh man, someone is going to have an emoticon meltdown about that,.

Emoticons and ^^^><'s

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:07 PM
lol typo nazi trolllol selective outrage troll

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:08 PM
lol typo nazi troll

:lol "Your" supposed "too" "bee" highly intelligent, "butt" can't even spell correctly.
:lol Delusional

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:10 PM
:lol "Your" supposed "too" "bee" highly intelligent, "butt" can't even spell correctly.
:lol Delusional

I got bigger fish to fry jr. - you don't register yet - on my troll destruction plate - just stick to grab-assing with other trolls in here - come see me in a few years.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:12 PM
I got bigger fish to fry jr. - you don't register yet - on my troll destruction plate - just stick to grab-assing with other trolls in here - come see me in a few years.That was a quick surrender.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:14 PM
That was a quick surrender.

Don't take your SA210 humiliation out on me - you got what you paid for over there :lol

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:15 PM
Don't take your SA210 humiliation out on me - you got what you paid for over there :lolThanks for your help over there.

You guys have a lot to work out now.

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:16 PM
I got bigger fish to fry jr. - you don't register yet - on my troll destruction plate - just stick to grab-assing with other trolls in here - come see me in a few years.

:lol at thinking you are "destroying" people by posting crap like ^

This is the TRUE definition of destroying someone online..

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175871

You ain't shit.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:21 PM
lol typo nazi trollAwesome.

SBM took a shit on SA210 who was doing the exact same thing at the same time in another thread.

You guys need coordinate better.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:23 PM
:lol at thinking you are "destroying" people by posting crap like ^

This is the TRUE definition of destroying someone online..

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175871

You ain't shit.


WTF are you going on about - what does that thread have to do with me?

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:23 PM
WTF are you going on about - what does that thread have to do with me?What does this thread have to do with you?

lol playing dumb

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:25 PM
WTF are you going on about - what does that thread have to do with me?

I know it doesn't have anything to do with you. I posted it so you can see what "destroying" trolls online really looks like. Read the first 4 pages of that thread, and then compare to the nonsensical crap you post here.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:25 PM
What does this thread have to do with you?

lol playing dumb


He posted a link - wtf do i have to do with that link?

Does not make any sense.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:26 PM
I know it doesn't have anything to do with you. I posted it so you can see what "destroying" trolls online really looks like. Read the first 4 pages of that thread, and then compare to the nonsensical crap you post here.

You take pride in that?


lol

good for you - internet champ!

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:29 PM
I know it doesn't have anything to do with you. I posted it so you can see what "destroying" trolls online really looks like. Read the first 4 pages of that thread, and then compare to the nonsensical crap you post here.Be careful, he might break out the carets again at any moment!

Beware!

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:34 PM
Be careful, he might break out the carets again at any moment!

Beware!


A broken chump is a terrible thing to witness!

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:35 PM
:cry Now I have to wait to use the carets. :cry

Avante
10-31-2013, 11:37 PM
Where was I , oh yeah...Root Hawg.

Everyone has heard of...

BB King
Muddy Waters
Jimmy Reed
Howlin' Wolf
John Lee Hooker
Lightnin' Hopkins
and a few others.

Then theres, Country Jim Bledsoe, D.H. Hunt, John Brim, Black Diamond and a gang of obscure old blues cats who only cut a record or two, only known by guys like me. You wouldn't believe just how low down, bottom of the barrell that stuff is. An..alien...sound.

Low down...

6gttBeIS14A

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:39 PM
Where was IYou were trying to convince people you are currently faster than an NFL player without any proof.

Avante
10-31-2013, 11:41 PM
You were trying to convince people you are currently faster than an NFL player without any proof.

So you really think those 350 pounders can run a 100 yards? Ever see Tom Brady run?

Stop acting as if you know me, dude you don't have any clue about anything about me.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:45 PM
So you really think those 350 pounders can run a 100 yards? Ever see Tom Brady run?That wasn't who you said you were faster than.


Stop acting as if you know me, dude you don't have any clue about anything about me.I want to know if you can really run faster than a 4.57 second 40 yards like you claimed.

Prove it.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:47 PM
That wasn't who you said you were faster than.

I want to know if you can really run faster than a 4.57 second 40 yards like you claimed.

Prove it.


I can vouch for him. I saw him do it.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:47 PM
I can vouch for him. I saw him do it.Not proof.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:48 PM
Proven.

Avante
10-31-2013, 11:48 PM
That wasn't who you said you were faster than.

I want to know if you can really run faster than a 4.57 second 40 yards like you claimed.

Prove it.

Then don't say...NFLer...stupid, ok?

Peyton Hillis is not quick or fast, anyone with a track background and in shape would smoke him me included.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:49 PM
Then don't say...NFLer...stupid, ok?

Peyton Hillis is not quick or fast, anyone with a track background and in shape would smoke him me included.

Yup - I saw you you do it.

ChumpDumper
10-31-2013, 11:50 PM
Then don't say...NFLer...stupid, ok?I didn't know you would forget your own claim. Trouble remembering things?


Peyton Hillis is not quick or fast, anyone with a track background and in shape would smoke him me included.Prove it.

silverblk mystix
10-31-2013, 11:51 PM
I didn't know you would forget your own claim. Trouble remembering things?

Prove it.


I vouched already - proven.

DJR210
10-31-2013, 11:57 PM
You take pride in that?


lol

good for you - internet champ! This is where the limits of your defense are exposed. Half your shit makes no sense tbh. After you get shit on your comebacks start making less sense.

Why would I take pride in that? Mono and I are two different people, that thread was his masterpiece. You think you are shitting on trolls here with your lame content, I linked you to that so you can see what it looks like when someone TRULY "destroys" a troll.

silverblk mystix
11-01-2013, 12:01 AM
This is where the limits of your defense are exposed. Half your shit makes no sense tbh. After you get shit on your comebacks start making less sense.

Why would I take pride in that? Mono and I are two different people, that thread was his masterpiece. You think you are shitting on trolls here with your lame content, I linked you to that so you can see what it looks like when someone TRULY "destroys" a troll.



Bro, it isn't that important -

if I say I destroyed trolls - please be aware that - winning at the special olympics - still makes you a retard - so in this case I am a retard who destroyed other retards at their own retard game.

It isn't an accomplishment.

It is not that important.

Learn to see reality.

DJR210
11-01-2013, 12:10 AM
So you really think those 350 pounders can run a 100 yards? Ever see Tom Brady run?

Stop acting as if you know me, dude you don't have any clue about anything about me.

Uhhh, we do have several clues about you because you're stupid enough to share personal information that shouldn't be shared. Let's list some things you've shared with the forum:

1. You raped young girls and boys while serving our country under the thinking that since other sailors were doing it, there was nothing wrong with it.

2.You run a daycare of all things out of your home

3. Your wife has you by the balls, and you do lame as submissive chores like feeding birds, and gardening (tasks usually the woman in the house would do) because she has trained you to think this is the only way she will give up some ass.

4. You're a senior citizen who thinks he is faster than a professional athlete.

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:10 AM
:madrun:madrun


http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/If+ANYBODY+has+earned+some+Butthurt+Cream+to+ease+ the+_6b116ba143ba6bebdc68709306050a9c.jpg

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:11 AM
lol tired repeated memes

lol SA210's meltdown is spreading across forums

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:11 AM
I didn't know you would forget your own claim. Trouble remembering things?

Prove it.

You really this fucked up? You said...an NFL player...as if all NFLers were fast. They aren't...ok? Actually there are more fast guys at the NCAA level.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:13 AM
You really this fucked up? You said...an NFL player...as if all NFLers were fast. They aren't...ok? Actually there are more fast guys at the NCAA level.You made the claim about the particular player, Peyton Hillis.

Peyton Hillis is an NFL player.

Therefore you claimed you were faster than an NFL player, Peyton Hillis

And you still haven't proved it.

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:13 AM
http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/james_franco_sad_burger.gif

silverblk mystix
11-01-2013, 12:14 AM
:lmao:lmao

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:14 AM
:rollin

DJR210
11-01-2013, 12:15 AM
Bro, it isn't that important -

if I say I destroyed trolls - please be aware that - winning at the special olympics - still makes you a retard - so in this case I am a retard who destroyed other retards at their own retard game.

It isn't an accomplishment.

It is not that important.

Learn to see reality.


In The Topic..

Boasting about online accomplishments, gets called on it, changes defense to discrediting it's importance.

:lol

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:15 AM
Uhhh, we do have several clues about you because you're stupid enough to share personal information that shouldn't be shared. Let's list some things you've shared with the forum:

1. You raped young girls and boys while serving our country under the thinking that since other sailors were doing it, there was nothing wrong with it.

2.You run a daycare of all things out of your home

3. Your wife has you by the balls, and you do lame as submissive chores like feeding birds, and gardening (tasks usually the woman in the house would do) because she has trained you to think this is the only way she will give up some ass.

4. You're a senior citizen who thinks he is faster than a professional athlete.

Let's break that down.

1. Boys????????????????? And when did we find out the age of those girls. oh yeah we didn't.

2.My wife runs a daycare.

3.You got all that out of me talking about some honeydoes...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.I'm in fantastic shape and can still cook a 40. Do you even know who Peyton Hillis is?

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:16 AM
This is the reaction when SBM shits on SA210.

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:17 AM
You made the claim about the particular player, Peyton Hillis.

Peyton Hillis is an NFL player.

Therefore you claimed you were faster than an NFL player, Peyton Hillis

And you still haven't proved it.

I know I;m faster than Peyton Hillis and if you don't believe that...bummer.

silverblk mystix
11-01-2013, 12:17 AM
In The Topic..

Boasting about online accomplishments, gets called on it, changes defense to discrediting it's importance.

:lol


You might get it in about a decade.

Good luck.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:17 AM
4.I'm in fantastic shape and can still cook a 40.What's your 40 time for this season?

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:18 AM
I know I;m faster than Peyton Hillis and if you don't believe that...bummer.So what is your 40 time this season?

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:19 AM
:cry:cry

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/LOL+are+you+++serious+you+are+either+a+butthurt+_6 47c24e3017b5b5a7900e9d84cd4718b.jpg

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:20 AM
lol memeboy's multiforum meltdown

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:21 AM
What's your 40 time for this season?

Well I can outrun a kid who runs a 4.6. He plays HS football.

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:21 AM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/327/038/06f.jpg

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:22 AM
Well I can outrun a kid who runs a 4.6. He plays HS football.What is your time?

DJR210
11-01-2013, 12:22 AM
Let's break that down.

1. Boys????????????????? And when did we find out the age of those girls. oh yeah we didn't.

2.My wife runs a daycare.

3.You got all that out of me talking about some honeydoes...hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.I'm in fantastic shape and can still cook a 40. Do you even know who Peyton Hillis is? Yes, very familiar with Hillis. I'm watching The Sunday Ticket while your submissive ass is gardening and pruning shrubs.

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:24 AM
Yes, very familiar with Hillis. I'm watching The Sunday Ticket while your submissive ass is gardening and pruning shrubs.

You stupid enought to think I 'm doing yardwork on Sunday...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can tell you don't know shit about football.

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:26 AM
:cry I still have ass pain, can someone help me? :cry


http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k404/mkwill1/scoop_zpsf496d11b.jpg

DJR210
11-01-2013, 12:30 AM
You stupid enought to think I 'm doing yardwork on Sunday...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can tell you don't know shit about football.

Coming from the old SOB who thinks he is faster than a pro back presumably because your 1973 Montgomery Wards CRT television isn't clear enough to give you a better sense of pro level speed.

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:38 AM
Coming from the old SOB who thinks he is faster than a pro back presumably because your 1973 Montgomery Wards CRT television isn't clear enough to give you a better sense of pro level speed.

Actually my 2012 42inch HD Samsung does just fine.

I have played against pro players before, it's not what you think. They aren't ..WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY...out there at all.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 12:39 AM
Ah, the "coudla gone pro" story.

What is your 40 time this season?

RD2191
11-01-2013, 12:40 AM
http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k404/mkwill1/scoop_zpsf496d11b.jpg
:lmao

Avante
11-01-2013, 12:44 AM
Ah, the "coudla gone pro" story.

What is your 40 time this season?

One more time and do pay attention.

I was a sprinter, ok ya with me on that? I ran track all through school, that's why I know so much about it..ok? I'm a fast white guy, Peyton Hillis is not.

SA210
11-01-2013, 12:51 AM
:lmao

:rollin

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 01:09 AM
One more time and do pay attention.

I was a sprinter, ok ya with me on that? I ran track all through school, that's why I know so much about it..ok? I'm a fast white guy, Peyton Hillis is not.One more time and do pay attention:

What is your 40 time this season?

Avante
11-01-2013, 01:17 AM
One more time and do pay attention:

What is your 40 time this season?

Well I beat this 4.6 kid at a barbecue, so I'd guess 4.55.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 01:19 AM
Well I beat this 4.6 kid at a barbecue, so I'd guess 4.55.lol anecdotes

Avante
11-01-2013, 01:37 AM
lol anecdotes

A friend of my wife's son is the starting tailback on one of the local HS teams. We are at a birthday barbecue party at the park, one things leads to another. I beat him by a step in what we stepped off as a 40. He is a 4.6 guy, or so he said.

I was a 4.4HT guy on grass in HS.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 01:49 AM
A friend of my wife's son is the starting tailback on one of the local HS teams. We are at a birthday barbecue party at the park, one things leads to another. I beat him by a step in what we stepped off as a 40. He is a 4.6 guy, or so he said.

I was a 4.4HT guy on grass in HS.lol more anecdotes

Avante
11-01-2013, 01:54 AM
lol more anecdotes

I'll go slow...

If I cn beat that kid I sure in the hell can beat a slow poke like Peyton Hillis who you have no idea who he is.

ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 01:55 AM
I'll go slow...

If I cn beat that kid I sure in the hell can beat a slow poke like Peyton Hillis who you have no idea who he is.I'll go slow.

Anecdotes aren't times.

Avante
11-01-2013, 01:58 AM
I'll go slow.

Anecdotes aren't times.

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Huey Freeman
11-01-2013, 02:04 AM
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs12/f/2006/331/5/8/pedophile_detector_by_milkman_your_dad.jpg

Avante
11-01-2013, 02:06 AM
You shoot pedophiles on sight. They are the scum of the earth.

Not in the mood to play silly ass games with ya guy. Only some kid/idiot would misunderstand my situation.

Avante
11-01-2013, 07:40 AM
Getting back to music.

Texas/Louisiana mix

Lightnin' Hopkins
Lil' Son Jackson
Lazy Lester
Johnny Winter
Smokey Hogg
Kris Kristofferson
Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys
Slim Harpo
Buddy Jones
Frankie Lee Sims
Dr. John
Townes Van Zandt
Waylon Jennings
Lightnin' Slim
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Whispering Smith
Professor Longhhair
Jerry Jeff Walker
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Steve Earle

benefactor
11-01-2013, 07:44 AM
Getting back to music.

Texas/Louisiana mix

Lightnin' Hopkins
Lil' Son Jackson
Lazy Lester
Johnny Winter
Smokey Hogg
Kris Kristofferson
Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys
Slim Harpo
Buddy Jones
Frankie Lee Sims
Dr. John
Townes Van Zandt
Waylon Jennings
Lightnin' Slim
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Whispering Smith
Professor Longhhair
Jerry Jeff Walker
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Steve Earle
:lolld fagg:lolt

Avante
11-01-2013, 07:47 AM
:lolld fagg:lolt

Bugs ya that ya don't know shit doesn't it ya fucking moron?

Stick to this stupid shit.

Inside Llewyn Davis (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222757)

DJR210
11-01-2013, 08:00 AM
You ruined the lives of young boys and girls, and all you can think about is your times in the 40..sick SOB.

Avante
11-01-2013, 08:07 AM
You ruined the lives of young boys and girls, and all you can think about is your times in the 40..sick SOB.

Are you really this out of touch with real life?

WORKING GIRLS IN A BAR....ok? Do you really think I made any impact at all?

Boys, now it's boys, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this little shit for real?

benefactor
11-01-2013, 10:55 AM
Bugs ya that ya don't know shit doesn't it ya fucking moron?

Stick to this stupid shit.

Inside Llewyn Davis (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222757)

Are you really this out of touch with real life?

WORKING GIRLS IN A BAR....ok? Do you really think I made any impact at all?

Boys, now it's boys, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this little shit for real?

:lolld fagg:lolt

Avante
11-01-2013, 04:24 PM
Where do all these simpletons come from anyway?

benefactor
11-01-2013, 05:31 PM
:lolld fagg:lolt
:lol telling others their threads are pointless
:lol calling a movie about old music stupid
:lol has made tons of shitty threads about old music

Avante
11-01-2013, 05:35 PM
:lolld fagg:lolt
:lol telling others their threads are pointless
:lol calling a movie about old music stupid
:lol has made tons of shitty threads about old music


Dude, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222564

One fail after another.

benefactor
11-01-2013, 05:38 PM
Doesn't matter how many responses my threads get. I'm still not an old faggot...old faggot.

Avante
11-01-2013, 05:43 PM
Doesn't matter how many responses my threads get. I'm still not an old faggot...old faggot.


Neither am I and I don't get 5 responses ya fucking moron. Look at yourself, following me around like a little bitch, you really this fucked?

benefactor
11-01-2013, 05:51 PM
Wait...give me just a second to check something.........nope, still not an old faggot.

Carry on.

Avante
11-01-2013, 05:55 PM
Wait...give me just a second to check something.........nope, still not an old faggot.

Carry on.

I can why nobody gives a fuck about ya amigo, you're dumb.

DJR210
11-01-2013, 06:25 PM
Avante, how much underage ass has your multi-paged threads got you?

benefactor
11-01-2013, 06:28 PM
I can why nobody gives a fuck about ya amigo, you're dumb.
That's nice. Hang on a second, I'm getting a call...hello...yes...yes...ok, thanks for calling. I've been informed by people in official positions and they have confirmed what has been assumed all along...that you are indeed an old faggot.

Enjoy.

silverblk mystix
11-01-2013, 09:29 PM
^benefaggot^ truly a lamester troll^

Avante
11-01-2013, 11:53 PM
Avante, how much underage ass has your multi-paged threads got you?

It's pretty obvious you are some dumb kid who knows nothing about what I'm talking about at all.

Avante
11-01-2013, 11:54 PM
That's nice. Hang on a second, I'm getting a call...hello...yes...yes...ok, thanks for calling. I've been informed by people in official positions and they have confirmed what has been assumed all along...that you are indeed an old faggot.

Enjoy.


Dude, you have any idea just how lame that was?

benefactor
11-02-2013, 07:51 AM
Do you know how lame it is being an old faggot on the internet calling people lame?

TheSuckUp
11-02-2013, 09:18 AM
What's up bro?

Good to see you doing your thing again.

Classic.......

Avante
11-02-2013, 03:27 PM
Classic.......

No that would be...

Of Mice and Men
Gone With The Wind
Moby Dick
A Tale of Two Cities
Frankenstein
The Great Gatsby

DJR210
11-04-2013, 01:30 AM
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/avante_zps62d1de99.jpg