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Koolaid_Man
11-01-2013, 07:12 AM
:lol@trying to Mock Kobe...only to find that it only helps his legend...


Kobe Achilles vs. Timmy Tits (this is basically how it's going down tonight)

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AchillesHeel
11-01-2013, 07:21 AM
I've seen that movie like 10 times and it's one of my favorites, tbh.
Koolaid_Man
11-01-2013, 07:23 AM
I've seen that movie like 10 times and it's one of my favorites, tbh.

Then You Honor Kobe With Thy Name
Koolaid_Man
11-01-2013, 07:24 AM
Here's more of Kobe (Achilles) in action:


Talk about a spittin image:

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Leetonidas
11-01-2013, 07:37 AM
Until he gets owned by Orlando fucking Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie :lmao

btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of :lol
TDMVPDPOY
11-01-2013, 07:48 AM
i assume kobe is the one that enter the rear of the horse, gives definition of a horse ass licker
Koolaid_Man
11-01-2013, 07:53 AM
Until he gets owned by Orlando fucking Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie :lmao

btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of :lol


Bloom reminds me of Manu Ginbobelli

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TDMVPDPOY
11-01-2013, 08:03 AM
i assume parker is hector? fake ass leader
AchillesHeel
11-01-2013, 08:36 AM
Until he gets owned by Orlando fucking Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie :lmao

btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of :lol

shit is fucking 3000+ years old :lol
Michael Jordan.
11-01-2013, 08:39 AM
shit is fucking 3000+ years old :lol

Cedric only follows black history.
racm
11-01-2013, 08:50 AM
The reason the Achilles tendon is such is because it was Achilles' weak spot, after all...

Let's compare Kobe Bryant to the Iliad, btw...

Great warrior of his faction? Check.
Was actually working for another man with real authority? Check (Shaq = Agamemnon)
Sulked in his tent for quite a while? Check (remember Kirby choking in 2004, and quitting on his team in 2006?)
Was injured near his heel (The Achilles)
ambchang
11-01-2013, 08:53 AM
Achilles died after his heel was blown, tbh.
ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 08:57 AM
Achilles tried to rape a boy, then decapitated him when he resisted.

So there's that.
racm
11-01-2013, 08:58 AM
Achilles tried to rape a boy, then decapitated him when he resisted.

So there's that.

But did he jerk off afterwards?
ChumpDumper
11-01-2013, 09:03 AM
But did he jerk off afterwards?He mutilated the body, so odds are pretty good.
spurs_fan_in_exile
11-01-2013, 10:17 AM
He quit on his team for a while because his feelings were hurt and wasn't really the deciding factor in actually winning the war.
Rogue
11-01-2013, 07:54 PM
Yet he was shot dead by a sissy boy... Brad Pitt :depressed
elmanutres
11-01-2013, 09:06 PM
Lol, OP trying to compare kobe to a movie character. It's a movie dude.
Mnky
11-01-2013, 09:51 PM
RoFlCopter@OP Best Thread title of the new season so far.. :toast
KaiRMD1
11-02-2013, 01:56 AM
So Jerry Buss is Agamemnon?
Brunodf
11-02-2013, 02:19 AM
:wtf Achilles used to work with his team...
AchillesHeel
11-02-2013, 02:20 AM
Alexander the Great is the greatest Warlord of all time, tbh.
Thebesteva
11-02-2013, 02:23 AM
Kobe V Tammy is much like the Achilles V Hector scene. The whole some and mature Hector dying to the controversial but unbeatable Achilles.
FuzzyLumpkins
11-02-2013, 05:40 AM
Alexander the Great is the greatest Warlord of all time, tbh.

nah temujin and oghedei both kicked much more ass.
racm
11-02-2013, 06:39 AM
nah temujin and oghedei both kicked much more ass.

:lol