Week 9 Game Thread Sponsored By Jeff Tuel

[Darth_Pelican]

Will the Bills hand the Chiefs their first loss of the season?

Can Philbilly win an early game on the east coast and show that they are back to being a playoff caliber team?

Can Cum Newton keep up his game managing role and beat the reeling Falcons?

LOCK: The Jags will finally not lose this weekend.







I want a white QB

On behalf of the Saints, you're welcome.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/002/549/794/hi-res-183051563-quarterback-jeff-tuel-of-the-buffalo-bills-passes_crop_north.jpg?w=650&h=440&q=75

[Chief Brody]

Jeff Tuel is the hero Buffalo deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[Lincoln]

Skins wearing their sexy ass throwbacks today

Today is a must win and The schedule is extremely favorable down the road. Beat SD today, at Minnesota on Thursday and Philly at FedEx field and we are right back in it at 5-5 with most of the games remaining at home. Let's see if they can pull a run out of their ass like last year

[jeebus]

Hopefully Schaub gets in the game tonight.

[Chief Brody]

If Jeff Tuel wins today that'll be more impressive than any win RW's had this year

[jeebus]

If Jeff Tuel wins today that'll be more impressive than any win RW's had this year

son wasn't your one magic christmas wish last week was to have a white QB?

[Chief Brody]

nh, but if CG3 shaved those shitlocks off he'd be a lot more likable

[Raven]

Jeff Tuel is the hero Buffalo deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

indeed it is what you people deserve for drafting a monkeyballer in the first round..

[Chief Brody]

indeed it is what you people deserve for drafting a monkeyballer in the first round..
touche

[boobie4three]

If Jeff Tuel wins today that'll be more impressive than any win RW's had this year

You'll be ordering a Russell Wilson Fathead after you see what he does to Tampa Bay today. :drunk

[Chief Brody]

You'll be ordering a Russell Wilson Fathead after you see what he does to Tampa Bay today. :drunk
191 yds, 1 td, 47 rushing yds, and another stellar performance from the defense?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You'll be ordering a Russell Wilson Fathead after you see what he does to Tampa Bay today. :drunk

Kinda like how you ordered a Russell Wilson jersey and became a Seahawks fan after last season :lol

[boobie4three]

191 yds, 1 td, 47 rushing yds, and another stellar performance from the defense?

Rams had a killer defensive line. Today from RW I'm looking for 250 yds passing, 3 TD passes, 80 yds rushing, 1 rushing TD, and oh yeah, Greg Schiano gets fired.

[Holden_Caulfield]

ok wannabe fantasy football gurus, kenny stills or heath miller?:lmao

[Chief Brody]

A scrub receiver just burned the Jets for 4 tds...so I'd go with Stills

[boobie4three]

Kinda like how you ordered a Russell Wilson jersey and became a Seahawks fan after last season :lol

I've lived my whole life in the state of Washington. Been a fan since their inception. So suck it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I've lived my whole life in the state of Washington. Been a fan since their inception. So suck it.

So you're a Lebron fan from Washington :lol

[Chief Brody]

I've lived my whole life in the state of Washington.
What part?

[boobie4three]

So you're a Lebron fan from Washington :lol

OK OK, I'm going to fess up about that right here and now. That was bandwagon all the way. Hey, fucking OKC stole our Sonics and I had no other choice I tell ya.

[Chief Brody]

OK OK, I'm going to fess up about that right here and now. That was bandwagon all the way. Hey, fucking OKC stole our Sonics and I had no other choice I tell ya.
Blame the new Seahawks (and Mariners) venues for that.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What part?

I'm guessing Sp:lolkane

[boobie4three]

What part?

Grew up outside Seattle in Issaquah and now live in Vancouver, WA, just across the river from Portland, OR.

[Chief Brody]

ok wannabe fantasy football gurus, kenny stills or heath miller?:lmao
Colston's out, too. More targets for Stills

[Darth_Pelican]

ok wannabe fantasy football gurus, kenny stills or heath miller?:lmao

Colston has been ruled out. That gives Stills the advantage here tbh.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Colston's out, too. More targets for Stills
just saw that shit, thanks for the heads up broheim.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol nice timing DD

[jeebus]

Pre game music for you niggaaaaas.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQE1JxZGMk

[Chief Brody]

Who are your upset picks today, fellas? Not ATS, straight up--what dogs are winning today? My picks...

Falcons
Bills
Browns
Texans

[Holden_Caulfield]

minny, because cowboys :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Kinda like how you ordered a Russell Wilson jersey and became a Seahawks fan after last season :lol
:lmao

[Raven]

Who are your upset picks today, fellas? Not ATS, straight up--what dogs are winning today? My picks...

Falcons
Bills
Browns
Texans

i'm going with monkeys, KC, Cowboys, NO, chargers and titans.. philly, seattle, browns, NE and Colts. not picking any upset for now tbh

[jeebus]

lol Romo not shaving for gay pride faggot bareback month.

[Spur-Addict]

Saints need a new kicker

[Chief Brody]

FUCKING CHANDLER

[BRHornet45]

Fucking Hartley

[Darth_Pelican]

Hartley doing what he does best, missing FGs

[Spur-Addict]

FUCKING CHANDLER

Yeah that was a first down right there. Tuel playing well so far

[Chief Brody]

The Bills are going to murder KC...they always kill that team, tbh

[BRHornet45]

Rob Ryan can take the day off ... LOL Geno Smith will be a headline on the report card this week.

[AchillesHeel]

RGKnee making passes :wow

[Raven]

The Bills are going to murder KC...they always kill that team, tbh

i'm always betting against buffalo tbh :lol

[AchillesHeel]

LOL

[Chief Brody]

i'm always betting against buffalo tbh :lol
Always a sound strategy:lol but seriously Buffalo always puts it on this team for some reason

[Darth_Pelican]

Damn, a tipped int

[jeebus]

Tuel Box? I get it!

[AchillesHeel]

Brees :lmao

[BRHornet45]

Fluke .. That's about the 4th time this year Brees has had a pass bounce off receivers for an INT like that.

Okay monkey ball... You got the ball at the 50 now

[jeebus]

lol shitty receivers

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Chiefs

[jeebus]

:cry det Longhorn burning everyone :cry

[BRHornet45]

Lol not quite ... Shit happens son. Even the sun shines on a dogs ass every now and then

[Clipper Nation]

:cry det Longhorn burning everyone :cry
The Turdfaggot Coddle Factor must have worn off, tbh :lol

[Spur-Addict]

Nice throw Tuel

[Chief Brody]

http://www.korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Tuel-Time-2.jpg

[jeebus]

The Turdfaggot Coddle Factor must have worn off, tbh :lol
:cry shut up :cry that only made him stronger! :cry

[BRHornet45]

Lol Geno

[jeebus]

http://www.korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Tuel-Time-2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/v9LQpT7.gif

[Darth_Pelican]

Nick Folk showing Hartley how to kick a football in between the goalposts

[BUMP]

wow what a shitty week of matchups tbh

[Darth_Pelican]

A report on Sproles would be nice

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Ingram. Wasted down

[jeebus]

Nice tackle by the punter

[AchillesHeel]

lol cowgirls

[BRHornet45]

Lol wow ... Perfect pass and it's about time the bounce went the receivers way

[TE]

The Cowboys offense is so predictable.

Handoff on 1st down, the decimated offensive line doesn't block adequately and Murray gets 1 yard or none.

2nd down and long, long pass to a covered receiver and Romo overthrows a receiver.

3rd and long, long pass and same as 2nd down.

4th down, punt.

[TE]

Lol Cowboys defense getting carved up by the fucking Vikings

[Clipper Nation]

Pussy Smith bailed out by dumbfuck Byrd on a hideous throw :lol

[Raven]

damn, such a stupid holding by the falolcons .. they almost tied the game..

[Clipper Nation]

:lol RG3 putting more points on the board for the Chargers than the Philbilly today

[Spur-Addict]

Witten needs to stop being a fuckin bitch. Fantasy dud

[AchillesHeel]

The Cowboys offense is so predictable.

Handoff on 1st down, the decimated offensive line doesn't block adequately and Murray gets 1 yard or none.

2nd down and long, long pass to a covered receiver and Romo overthrows a receiver.

3rd and long, long pass and same as 2nd down.

4th down, punt.

would be pathetic if you lost against the Vikings of all teams :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Jimmy FUCKING Graham!!!

[AchillesHeel]

:lol RG3 putting more points on the board for the Chargers than the Philbilly today

:monkey

[BRHornet45]

Hell of a pass and Graham straight carrying niggas to the goal line lol

[TE]

would be pathetic if you lost against the Vikings of all teams :lol
I'd welcome it, that would cap off an amazing season tbh

[Chief Brody]

Jimothy Graham

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Pussy Smith fumbling

[jeebus]

lol Bills. just cover the ball and quit trying to run it back for a TD

[jeebus]

3rd and 27 :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Next year there's no way I'm placing as much of a fantasy stake on Dallas, being an actual fan of this team would be unbelievably frustrating.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Pussy Smith with a good deep ball for once in his life and it's caught out of bounds

[Chief Brody]

Buffalo's pass rush is nasty this year. Gives me a boner, tbh.

[TE]

:lol Vikings running the ball there even against this pathetic Cowboys defense

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao can't convert a 4th and 1, seriously?

[jeebus]

lol Tuel time

[TE]

Next year there's no way I'm placing as much of a fantasy stake on Dallas, being an actual fan of this team would be unbelievably frustrating.
One gets use to it, tbh...It becomes a form of entertainment at some point

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Pussy Smith bailed out by his defense again

[TE]

I hate Grandpa Kiffin

[Spur-Addict]

This Saints game might turn into a blowout relatively soon

[Darth_Pelican]

Damn, Sproles has a concussion

[td4mvp2k]

Lol AP

[BRHornet45]

Geno with about 5 passing yards through the 1st quarter ...

lol NY I know you're a pretty liberal state, but if you want a winning football team you can't feel pressured into the politically correct black QB shit.

[Lincoln]

:lmao missing a 25 yard Fg

:lmao ball getting deflected, hanging in the air for 5 sec then landing in the end zone for a "pick six"

This team is a fucking joke

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol hey Lincoln as unfair as that trade is for me it's tempting because of how shitty Olsen is

[Raven]

Osi U. should retire right now.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao missing a 25 yard Fg

:lmao ball getting deflected, hanging in the air for 5 sec then landing in the end zone for a "pick six"

This team is a fucking joke
:lol It's usually the Chargers that this shit happens to, as opposed to the team we're playing, tbh....

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Dez Bryant fucking up a 1st down

[jeebus]

Demarco Murray making his case for best RB in the past 25 years.

[Darth_Pelican]

Lance Moore finally looks fully healthy

[Chief Brody]

See what happens when Cam throws a pass over 20 yards? He needs to stick to game managing

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao the Philbilly

[Clipper Nation]

Vincent Brown is playing like a fucking moron today, tbh....

[td4mvp2k]

Beastley :tu

[Raven]

:lol cum tries a big play gets intercepted per par

[leemajors]

:lol smu

[Darth_Pelican]

Nick Toon drops a perfect pass, fuck

[AchillesHeel]

Romo 7/7 this drive :wow

[jeebus]

Romo needs to :monkey better

[Clipper Nation]

:lol cum tries a big play gets intercepted per par

lol Cum Newton

[leemajors]

Thought romo would fumble for sure there

[jeebus]

:lol or not. bearded cuck

[BRHornet45]

Tune it to Comedy Central coming up sons ... Geno about to get the ball on his own 2 yard line

[Chief Brody]

b2b sacks:lol

[TE]

Lol Cowboys offensive line showing why they're one of the worst units

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol fucking cowshits

[AchillesHeel]

crofl

[Raven]

for the record, the monkeys reciever had like 10 yards of separation :lol

[Chief Brody]

The Chiefs are boring as shit tbh. They lull their opponents to sleep

[Chief Brody]

Team leader Morris with the TD

[Darth_Pelican]

Chris Ivory is the Jets entire offense

[BRHornet45]

Jets run game looking good ... It's just a shame for them that they have a black QB

[Spur-Addict]

Jets with the trick plays

[jeebus]

The Chiefs are boring as shit tbh. They lull their opponents to sleep
The Spurs of football?

[Chief Brody]

Cribbs throws a better ball than Geno

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Te'o is a fucking pussy, what a waste of a pick...

[Raven]

:lol Te'o is a fucking pussy, what a waste of a pick...

at least now he has one tbh

[BRHornet45]

Lol Geno

[Clipper Nation]

Spiller gashing the Chiefs on a bum ankle :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol that might have been Spiller's most explosive play all year

[Chief Brody]

CJ finally has a good run, and is now limping:lol

[TE]

I love this Defense, they provide the goods

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol that might have been Spiller's most explosive play all year

:lmao then of course he gets injured

[Chief Brody]

what a weird fucking play, but I'll take it

[TE]

I wonder what the fuck Grandpa Kiffin does to prepare week and week out. His defensive schemes are horseshit. The Cowboys could be playing the Jaguars and they would allow that offense to gash them.

[Spur-Addict]

Rivers with the poor clock management

[Clipper Nation]

Our retarded inbred quarterback can't even get the play off before the two-minute warning :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Brees with the perfect 61 yd pass

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lmao defense getting bullied by the fcking vikings

[Raven]

s-jax is looking decent tbh

[Trainwreck2100]

omg that fucking lebron commercial fuck you spurs for 6

[Spur-Addict]

Mark Ingram sighting

[jeebus]

Our retarded inbred quarterback can't even get the play off before the two-minute warning :lol
http://i.imgur.com/MyFUuJF.jpg

[jeebus]

Ponder with the :monkey goods/bads

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Ponder :monkeying it in against the Cowboys

[BRHornet45]

Brees and Graham are being mean today

[TE]

Lol Cowgirls defense allowing Ponder to run it in

[Clipper Nation]

Bullshit call, refs...

[Darth_Pelican]

Jimmy Graham is just a fucking bully

[Spur-Addict]

Graham makes it look easy

[Chief Brody]

Jimmy Christ

[Chief Brody]

Jimmy Graham is just a fucking bully
from?

[Darth_Pelican]

from?

The U!

[Clipper Nation]

Keenan Allen is a beast.... thanks, Jerruh, for not drafting him!

[TE]

I hope the Vikings put more points on the board while the Cowboys offense continues to sputter. A blowout would be the end of Kiffin and/or Callahan. Garrett is untouchable, for obvious reasons.

[Chief Brody]

goddamnit Woods

[TE]

:lmaowtf is that

[jeebus]

This offense is amazing. Jurruh needs to give everyone a raise immediately.

[Clipper Nation]

Philbilly atoning for his retarded clock management, shitting on the Refskins :lol

[TE]

Microcosm of this season, tbh

[Chief Brody]

Is this nigga really getting outplayed by Christian Ponder?

[TE]

:lol fluke 3rd down and really long conversion

[jeebus]

oh shit, a Kyle Orton sighting on the sidelines.

[td4mvp2k]

Gr8 pass!

[TE]

Lol Witten with a helmet

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

God fucking dammit Witten

[td4mvp2k]

Fn witt

[BRHornet45]

Alright you fat sexy man Rob Ryan ... Geno just completed a pass for about 15 yards. WTF

[Raven]

Gonzo burning Kuechly

[TE]

:lmao

[jeebus]

R:lolm:lol sacked again

[Trainwreck2100]

what a great play call there

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao why do the Cowboys love faking the handoff on obvious passing downs

[TE]

God just get rid of the fucking ball downfield and stop calling fake handoffs plays

[BRHornet45]

Okay enough. Someone put a bounty on Ivory

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao McClusterfuck

[jeebus]

Wide open McFaggot dropping the ball

[TE]

:lmao why do the Cowboys love faking the handoff on obvious passing downs
Bill fucking Callahan

[Raven]

man tolbert is soooooooo fat

[resistanze]

TD Jets.

[Brunodf]

:lol That drop

[jeebus]

TD Jets.
lol BR

[ShinerBlack]

Damn mccluster!

[Pelicans78]

Horrible defense so far. Getting run over. Letting a shitty Jets team who aren't nearly as good as their record keep it close.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Kai Forbath

[leemajors]

:lmao why do the Cowboys love faking the handoff on obvious passing downs

I can't tell any difference between callahan and garrett calling plays.

[leemajors]

Horrible defense so far. Getting run over. Letting a shitty Jets team who aren't nearly as good as their record keep it close.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19583jll3ycrojpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

[resistanze]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19583jll3ycrojpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

:lol

[Chief Brody]

Darth_Hornet with the prescient thread name goods

[Lincoln]

Kai for bath is a piece of shit

Should be 14-13

[resistanze]

:lmao INT

[Darth_Pelican]

Nick Toon is fucking killing us

[Pelicans78]

Pathetic. This team is just pathetic.

[BRHornet45]

Yet ANOTHER pass bounced off the hands of a receiver for an INT ... That's literally the 5th time this season. Hold on to the damn ball

[Pelicans78]

Nick Toon is fucking killing us

Yeah. I think he needs to get cut just to send a message.

[Trainwreck2100]

Darth_Hornet with the prescient thread name goods

http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/football/nfl/img24177130.jpg

[Brunodf]

2 minutes and 3 timeouts to score...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Cum

[Lincoln]

2 blocked field goals

Fuck this team

[Chief Brody]

lol Cum. 2 long throws, 2 picks

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cum Newton

[resistanze]

Jets are cucking this Saints D, wtf?

[HarlemHeat37]

Cum needs to remember that he's had success as a game manager, tbh, he needs to stop trying to be a standout QB, it's not his game..

[Raven]

that has to be one of the most retarded and unnecessary int ever

[jeebus]

why isn't no lyfe faggot in here, sucking off his boy?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Still winning, but needed those points tbh

[resistanze]

:lmao Geno Smith dancing his way to the endzone

[Brunodf]

:rollinSaints defense

[Pelicans78]

LOL Payton not having this team ready to play.

[Darth_Pelican]

:Lol Saints with the 2012 Defense bads

[Raven]

just seen the rgknee int, :lol tbh

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Pulling for the Jets tbh. If they win and we win we will be a half game back.. saints will win tho

[BRHornet45]

sons look at the facts ...

2 FLUKE interceptions that literally bounced out of the hands of receivers and into the air.

Geno does one good thing so far this entire game (4 yard monkeyball run)


Saints still win this game by at least 2 scores. it's still very early.

[Chief Brody]

I'd love for Dan Fouts to take a patronizing and condescending tone with Ian Eagle

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Spiller spraying even more wet shit all over Kansas City's defense

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

_Ason Witten finally making a play

[Chief Brody]

Spiller is so frustrating...he does more in 2 touches than Mark Ingram has done in his entire career

[Pelicans78]

sons look at the facts ...

2 FLUKE interceptions that literally bounced out of the hands of receivers and into the air.

Geno does one good thing so far this entire game (4 yard monkeyball run)


Saints still win this game by at least 2 scores. it's still very early.

They should win by two scores but they're playing too shitty to do that. Missed FG, blowing timeouts, delay of games, drops, turnovers, missed tackles, blowing coverages. Truly awful first half. This team didn't come ready to play.

[jeebus]

Dat nigga Witten

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Spiller spraying even more wet shit all over Kansas City's defense

can't wair for game manasmith to be forced to make throw

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Callahan/Garrett finally making proper use of play action

[Trainwreck2100]

Dat nigga Witten

x2

[Chief Brody]

Do a naked bootleg with Tuel Time

[Lincoln]

Garçon :wow

[td4mvp2k]

Romo wit da goodz

[Floyd Pacquiao]

nice romo to witten...bullying niggas in that colored rectangular area by the goalpost

[Lincoln]

just seen the rgknee int, :lol tbh

Sums up our season tbh

[jeebus]

let Tuel throw it. he's white, he can handle it.

[Trainwreck2100]

just realized Saints D is blowing this game so Rob's brother can keep his job. Blood comes first

[Clipper Nation]

can't wair for game manasmith to be forced to make throw
:cry "But but he's so good! It's Kyle Williams' fault that Smith and his offense only went 1-13 on third down in the biggest game of his career!" :cry

[Chief Brody]

Goddamnit are you kidding me, Buffalo?

[jeebus]

:lol no he can't

[resistanze]

:lmao Bills

[td4mvp2k]

Lol bills

[jeebus]

pick 6 :lmao

[Lincoln]

Running triple option again. Fuck this team

QB gonna die tbh

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Pussy Smith ONCE AGAIN bailed out by his defense

[resistanze]

:lmao Holy fuck Tuel

[ShinerBlack]

defense finally shows up

[Chief Brody]

lol Tuel...game

[jeebus]

Nigga was wide open too :lol Tuel just threw it to the wrong color

[BRHornet45]

I guarantee the Saints outscore the Jets in the second half by AT LEAST 21 points.

[jeebus]

:lmao touchdown
:lmao Ponder
:lmao :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

2 fat man touchdowns in the same day

[Chief Brody]

Jeff Tuel has led all 4 scoring drives in this game

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

There we go Dallas D/ST

[resistanze]

Nigga was wide open too :lol Tuel just threw it to the wrong color

I can't get over how bad that pass was. It looked intentional.

[Clipper Nation]

Well, it was fun while it lasted, but the real Chargers are back, tbh....

[td4mvp2k]

Boys playn like nfceast champs :tu

[Brunodf]

:lol Ponder

[AchillesHeel]

:lmao Vikings