Kobe Buys His Teammates $3 Thousand Dollar Laptops For Making The Play-Offs vs. Spurs

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe is so generous....but I can't believe this asshole got one....:lol @Clipper_Nation


Kobe even put his Black Mamba Logo On It :lol


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http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/2013/04/kobe-buys-lakers-laptops-for-making-the-playoffs/

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

Ron Artest dresses himself like an 11 year old boy.

[Koolaid_Man]

Ron Artest dresses himself like an 11 year old boy.

You can do that when you got paper :lol

[DPG21920]

Laptops :lol. Sure those guys really needed those since not literally everyone has laptops these days. What a thoughtless gift :lol

But he knows how to keep those who win him games happy tbh..

[skut_farkus]

And in return they take his laptops and run, Kobe got punked :lol stuck with nut sacre. Its like that bitch who bought me my new movado last year. Fucked her and dumped her :lol

[lefty]

MJ got his teammates to buy stuff for him

[Koolaid_Man]

Laptops :lol. Sure those guys really needed those since not literally everyone has laptops these days. What a thoughtless gift :lol

But he knows how to keep those who win him games happy tbh..

and what about the $9800 Jaeger-LeCoultre Master Compressor Chronograph watch he gave each of his teammates as a thank you gift for helping him get the MVP award? That's over 150k he spent on Teammates plus these laptops and dinners..he's spent over 200k in his own money on gifts for his teammates... and that's what we know about

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Kirby buying shit for his teammates in hopes that they'll forget all the times he's thrown them under the bus
:lol Bible Kemp taking that laptop and running to Houston

[da_suns_fan]

Theres a black mamba logo?!!

[HarlemHeat37]

Theres a black mamba logo?!!

:lol has any player in history had a bigger ego, tbh?..

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol has any player in history had a bigger ego, tbh?..

:lol I know who has a small one...


LeBron did take a liking to Perdue, though, who is a star swimmer at the University of Virginia. So did he really ask her to dinner?

"He did," Perdue said. "He was kind of joking but he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew. So I turned that one down, yeah."

[KaiRMD1]

Judging by how they played that series, the ol' sports must have felt they already won a championship with the black mamba laptops.

[DPG21920]

What's next, Kobe going to buy everyone one of those hard to get iPod shuffles?

[ambchang]

Why does the black mamba logo looks like a giant uterus without the Fallopian tubes? Is it a tribute to the female origins of the nickname?

[Juggity]

It's not the first time Kobe has tried to buy love in the wake of personal failings.

[Rogue]

Kobe buying each teammate a $3k laptop is just like me buying each of you a hamburger, and I'd never think I'm generous just for buying you a hamburger tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe buying each teammate a $3k laptop is just like me buying each of you a hamburger, and I'd never think I'm generous just for buying you a hamburger tbh.

not true the logo is worth more than the Laptop...so we're talking about an additinal 5k for the logo itself....so that brings the total this time to 8k

[TDMVPDPOY]

interesting how he cant buy his parents a house...

[DMC]

What would one of those laptops be worth including case on the resale? Just wondering cause MWP's will be up for sale soon.

[m>s]

here you go kool

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[AchillesHeel]

It's not the first time Kobe has tried to buy love in the wake of personal failings.

oh. my. god.

[TDMVPDPOY]

nigga t rying to buy friends, gullible

[Splits]

not true the logo is worth more than the Laptop...so we're talking about an additinal 5k for the logo itself....so that brings the total this time to 8k

Or maybe he bought shitty $500 386 laptops with 128k RAM and paid $2500 for his cumshot, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr logo on the front of it so when those bitch ass shitty teammates he had to carry logged on, they would have plenty of time to reflect on how lucky they were to play with the greatest rapist of all time.

[DMC]

http://www.clicktop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Lenovo-ThinkPad-W700DS.jpg

Probably this

[lefty]

:cry temets
:cry love me
:cry pls

[Seventyniner]

If I was Dwight I would have a picture taken of me throwing the damn thing on the ground. Kobe probably got a bonus for the team making the playoffs so he's just breaking off a piece of that.

[resistanze]

:lol Bible Kemp taking that laptop and running to Houston

:lol Shit I lol'd

[Leon Black]

There's only one Mamba. Motherfucking boss

[Splits]

Mamba logo is bikini bottoms? Out of the $3k, the device probably cost $500 and the mamba-personalization $2500.

[hater]

snitch just trying to get his teammates passwords by pre-installing a keylogger in them mofos

[Baseline]

Only laptops purchased by K. Bryant cost 3K. EVERYTHING about this guy is exaggerated...namely his "greatness."

[Arnold Toht]

^ Yet another shot at the 5-timer. Jesus Christ.... that is uncalled for. I hope you go down in a blaze of glory, Baseline.

[Bill_Brasky]

why did you spell out the word "thousand"? is that a lot of money to you?

[DMC]

They were Lenovos as well. That's like buying a pair of combat boots and calling them designer shoes.

[DMC]

why did you spell out the word "thousand"? is that a lot of money to you?

He had to use the dollar sign and say "dollars" as well.

[DMC]

^ Yet another shot at the 5-timer. Jesus Christ.... that is uncalled for. I hope you go down in a blaze of glory, Baseline.

I hear the extract bird on it's way

[Clipper Nation]

They were Lenovos as well. That's like buying a pair of combat boots and calling them designer shoes.
Seriously? He couldn't buy them a fucking MacBook? :lol

[DMC]

Seriously? He couldn't buy them a fucking MacBook? :lol

"As a somewhat expensive ‘thank you note’, Kobe Bryant bought each and every one of his teammates a Lenova laptop before their road trip to start the playoffs in San Antonio this weekend. Here are a couple pictures of players receiving their present, and some tweets from the appreciative crew:"

Misspelled of course, but Lenovo nonetheless. Interesting misspelling however. Le Nova.... the no go.

[Rogue]

paying $3k for a Lenovo laptop or jacking up 41 shots only to score 35 points, which's worse?

[cheguevara]

in China a pair of Kobes is worth more than a Lenovo IMO

Kobe probably made money on this transaction

[Rogue]

^ so true, especially that you don't ever need to pay for any softwares in China because there're free downloads of pirated versions everywhere. There ain't no such word like intellectual property in a Chinese dictionary, imho

[cheguevara]

yup. and not to mention in china they just build shit to build shit, they don't really care if it will ever be used or not, or how much it will pollute the environment.

For all we know Kobe found a bunch of Lenovos in a dumpster while touring his warehouse in China and said, pack those up, I'm giving those to my team :lol

[DMC]

paying $3k for a Lenovo laptop or jacking up 41 shots only to score 35 points, which's worse?

Paying 4 million to buy your way back into the arms of an uneducated be@ner after a rape when you didn't even get a nut.

[DMC]

Kobe has bugged every one of them, so he will know who's outing his antics to the press this season.