Week 9 Black QB Thread, with a new feature: The White QB Addendum

[Chief Brody]

Folks, we here at the BQRC--with help from readers like you--have added the White QB Addendum, a suggestion from one of our minority readers to compare and contrast the best of each race's weekly performances. Reader feedback and format suggestions are always welcome, but understand we cannot accommodate all needs. For this week, we will juxtapose black performances with their white counterparts (<---this is my serious face). **White performances subject to change with Rodgers and Luck...maybe even Keenum. We'd also like to acknowledge an editorial error in last week's column. Russell Wilson does not have a white parent, as evidenced by his play.

1W: Nick Foles - 22/28, 406 yds, 7 tds, 0 ints. The Amazing Arizona Aryan pulled off a double-whammy, ending 2 black QB careers in one fell swoop. Dog Drowner watched his career end before his very eyes, while Pryor was emasculated at home and got helped off with a knee injury. Even I shed a tear for the black man this game. A

1B: Jason Campbell - 23/35, 262, 3 tds, 0 ints. Campbell has played 2 of the best defenses in the league and performed splendidly in both. No coincidence that the best black QB performance 2 weeks running is from a pure pocket passer. Bess caught his passes today, which was the difference. Campbell gives this team a quiet confidence. A

2W: Tom Brady - 23/33, 432 yds, 4 tds, 0 ints. Tom Terrific regained his form, shredding the Steeler D and putting the Patriots in the driver's seat for a first round bye. A

2B: Russell Wilson - 19/26, 217 yds, 2 tds, 2 int. 1 rushing td. :lolWe all saw the game--who got the ball in the 4th quarter and overtime when Seattle made their comeback? Wilson also had a horrible int in the redzone, but an assist goes to the defense and the Seattle sound crew for turning the tide. Doesn't bode well that RW can't shine against a dogshit team. C+

3W: Big Rape - 28/48, 400 yds, 4 tds, 2 ints. One of those picks was late when they were in desperation mode, but this was a great old-fashioned shoot-out that NE ended up running away with late. B-

3B: Cum Newton - 23/37, 249 yards, 1 td, 2 int, 1 rushing td. Once again, Cum goes under 250 passing yards in 7/8 games, and the Panthers are successful. The 2 times he attempted long balls were disgusting, untimely interceptions. The pick at the end of the half was an ultimate face-palm, tbh. C

4W: Tony Romo - 34/51, 337 yds, 2 tds, 1 int. Romo had a Romo-esque int that almost cost them, but he led his team back for the winning score. Still, the Cowboys as a whole should be worried after getting pushed to the brink by scrubs. B

4B: Cawnbread Griffin III - 23/32, 291 yds, 0 tds, 1 int. lawdy lawdy what a terrible performance. He owes Garcon and Morris a 2 piece and a biscuit for saving his shitlocks from the bench. You can't watch RG3 throw a pass without thinking a pig has died in vain. D

5W: Mike Glennon - 17/23, 168 yds, 2 tds, 0 ints. Probably not worthy of the list, but the kid played with a ton of heart and poise--opening a lot of eyes today. Jettisoning Freeman is looking smarter everyday. The future of TB is gaining valuable experience in hostile environments. Props to workhorse Mike James as well (The U!). Bucs will surprise next year, w/ a new coaching staff of course. B+

5B: Geno Smith - 8/19, 115 yds, 1 rushing td. Jeff Tuel could've won this game the way the Jets D and Chris Ivory was playing, tbh. Geno had a neat 4 yd TD run, however, so hopefully Rex left a bunch of Chiquitas in his locker for appreciation. F

6W: Drew Brees - 30/51, 382 yds, 2 tds, 2 ints. His offensive line was in shambles today, but Brees deserves his share of the blame for not pulling this out. That 2nd int bounced right off Nick Toon's hands. B-

6B: Terrelle Pryor - 22/41, 288 yds, 0 tds, 2 ints. SPUR (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8695)raider got to witness another monkeyball casualty:rollin. My thoughts go out to you, brah. F

Other:

Josh Freeman - He was so historically shitty 2 weeks ago that his own team went to Leslie Frazier and asked for Ponder to play:td F

Michael Vick - Obama will be signing his checks from now on. F, for his entire life (on and off the field)

Sorry for the expedited version, posting from phone, tbh. God bless

[Raven]

:cry what about the grade tbh ?:cry

[spurraider21]

Long drive home...

[Chief Brody]

:cry what about the grade tbh ?:cry
My bad son, like I said I was Creepn' it from the phone...grades added.

[HarlemHeat37]

Not a fan of the White QB format, tbh..

Should stick to the original format that made this report so renowned, tbh..

[Malik Z. Shabazz]

BROTHERS, how do the LOSING white QBs get higher grades than the WINNING Nubian KINGS?

SURELY, if the NUBIAN KINGS had LOST their games but 'played well' the DEVILS would exclaim 'but they didn't win!!'

Every NUBIAN QB except for Pryor (set up for FAILURE by RACIST coach) WON!

A+

Allahu Akbar.

[Chief Brody]

Not a fan of the White QB format, tbh..

Should stick to the original format that made this report so renowned, tbh..
Yeah, kinda takes the fun out of it when I have to add good QB performances, imo. Your feedback is appreciated.

[Chief Brody]

BROTHERS, how do the LOSING white QBs get higher grades than the WINNING Nubian KINGS?

SURELY, if the NUBIAN KINGS had LOST their games but 'played well' the DEVILS would exclaim 'but they didn't win!!'

Every NUBIAN QB except for Pryor (set up for FAILURE by RACIST coach) WON!

A+

Allahu Akbar.
They won games like Adam Morrison won championships

[Malik Z. Shabazz]

They won games like Adam Morrison won championships

I agree, with GRIT and DETERMINATION! Like Muhammad on mount HIRA!

Allahu Akbar.

[Trainwreck2100]

the white qb/black qb performaces should be segregated. First paragraph with the black grades second paragraph white grades. They are still equal but an easier read

[Chief Brody]

Case Keenum already outperforming every black QB other than Campbell so far.

[Chief Brody]

Case Keenum - 20/34 350 yds, 3 tds, 0 ints
Andrew Luck - 18/40 (6/8 in 4th Q), 271 yds, 3 td's, 0 ints...18-pt comeback win.

Both outplayed all black QBs. Safe to say the White QB Addendum is a bigger failure than Blind Justice, as it just further illustrates the inequality between black and white QB's. Returning to BQRC format next week.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Jason Campbell is really surprising me...It's a shame the black panther crew will call him a tom for playing QB the way it was meant to be played. Other than him though it was another horrid week for the african brothers.

[Brazil]

You can't watch RG3 throw a pass without thinking a pig has died in vain. D



:lol god bless son

[AchillesHeel]

Folks, we here at the BQRC--with help from readers like you--have added the White QB Addendum, a suggestion from one of our minority readers to compare and contrast the best of each race's weekly performances. Reader feedback and format suggestions are always welcome, but understand we cannot accommodate all needs. For this week, we will juxtapose black performances with their white counterparts (<---this is my serious face). **White performances subject to change with Rodgers and Luck...maybe even Keenum. We'd also like to acknowledge an editorial error in last week's column. Russell Wilson does not have a white parent, as evidenced by his play.


:rollin

[Spur-Addict]

Wow, such a great game. I hope you all watched it from start to finish, it was one of the best of the week tbh. Largest deficit in franchise history, and Wilson was the lead architect in the comeback. Interesting day as the Hawks defense gave up over 200 yards on the ground. The only problem I had with Wilson's performance was that unfortunate red zone INT. It could've proved fatal. But, accounting for all the touchdowns, and making several key throws, leads me to a solid B on the day.

[bigzak25]

Rivers was a hot QB...a white QB...down in flames to RG3 and Co. HTTR!

[Chief Brody]

Rivers was a hot QB...a white QB...down in flames to RG3 and Co. HTTR!

:lolcrediting that win to RG3 in any way, shape or form.

Who's more likely to die of beetus and/or renal failure first--you or Andy Reid, tbh?

[bigzak25]

what white cock are you gonna ride this year tbh? or you just want them all to yourself...:lol

last year you cursed the giants...this year it's the pats? okie dokie.

[Chief Brody]

what white cock are you gonna ride this year tbh? or you just want them all to yourself...:lol

last year you cursed the giants...this year it's the pats? okie dokie.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202634&highlight=Joey Called it before he won the SB:rollin
All that adipose tissue is compressing your mexican brain:lol

[Creepn]

lol DD getting all giddy of pretty good rookie qbs not putting up as good numbers as the veteran qbs. Talk about desperate. I'm especially LMAOing at him claiming Tony Romo as the "white counterpart" after calling him racist mexican slurs last season. :rolleyes

However, I will give a nod, (more like a raised eyebrow than a whole head nod) to Nick Foles. 7 TDs is always good but overall it was against the Raiders, he's slow, and inconsistent. He may be the Jeremy Lin of the league. We'll see.

Overall, I give the list an F.

[spurraider21]

Jason Campbell breaking his collarbone a couple of years back set the Raiders back 4 years. mainly because Al Davis was dead and Hue made himself interim GM and traded the farm for Carson Palmer in the biggest knee-jerk reaction to an injury I can remember

[bigzak25]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202634&highlight=Joey Called it before he won the SB:rollin
All that adipose tissue is compressing your mexican brain:lol


dude, you were riding all white cock last year. you did call that flacco thing, but you were also riding the dicks of all your so called elite qb's just warming your ass up to switch to the right one at the last moment...:lol

pick one. are you on flacco's cock this year again? who's your guy so we can laugh too.

[Chief Brody]

lol DD getting all giddy of pretty good rookie qbs not putting up as good numbers as the veteran qbs. Talk about desperate. I'm especially LMAOing at him claiming Tony Romo as the "white counterpart" after calling him racist mexican slurs last season. :rolleyes

However, I will give a nod, (more like a raised eyebrow than a whole head nod) to Nick Foles. 7 TDs is always good but overall it was against the Raiders, he's slow, and inconsistent. He may be the Jeremy Lin of the league. We'll see.

Overall, I give the list an F.

Your idea backfired and it only further set the black QB back. Sorry bro...I warned you this would happen.

[Chief Brody]

dude, you were riding all white cock last year. you did call that flacco thing, but you were also riding the dicks of all your so called elite qb's just warming your ass up to switch to the right one at the last moment...:lol

pick one. are you on flacco's cock this year again? who's your guy so we can laugh too.
:lolYou have a strange fascination with cock--especially since you can't spit out RG3's. Does it taste like (fried) chicken, tbh?

I'll side with ol' whitey and you can take the slaves and let the chips fall where they may (try not eat them before they fall tbh). Deal?

[Creepn]

Your idea backfired and it only further set the black QB back. Sorry bro...I warned you this would happen.

My idea was for you to rate all the white qbs that started, but of course you shied from that. How was Matt Ryan btw?

:lol Comparing veterans to rookies. Hitler looks up at you with shame tsk tsk.

[bigzak25]

:lolYou have a strange fascination with cock--especially since you can't spit out RG3's. Does it taste like (fried) chicken, tbh?

I'll side with ol' whitey and you can take the slaves and let the chips fall where they may (try not eat them before they fall tbh). Deal?





I guess you can't pick just one. bandwagon fans are the worst. i don't blame you though. lol buffalo. Jim Kelly was white too wasn't he? what about his fucked up son? :lol 4 time losers...

[Chief Brody]

I guess you can't pick just one. bandwagon fans are the worst. i don't blame you though. lol buffalo. Jim Kelly was white too wasn't he? what about his fucked up son? :lol 4 time losers...

I don't care about an athlete's kids, just like RG3 doesn't care that you need to sell roadside churros just to make ends meet:lol

[bigzak25]

lol...dead.


http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2005/08/05/kelly-family-inside.jpg

[Creepn]

lol Where in the hell was Ryan Fitzpatrick? I remember you riding him hard last season trying to prop him up as the future.

[Chief Brody]

My idea was for you to rate all the white qbs that started, but of course you shied from that. How was Matt Ryan btw?

:lol Comparing veterans to rookies. Hitler looks up at you with shame tsk tsk.
We're comparing the top QBs each race God has offered us. I'm sorry if you want unequal consideration. Want me to add AJ McCarron's #'s too?

[Chief Brody]

lol...dead.


http://images.usatoday.com/sports/_photos/2005/08/05/kelly-family-inside.jpg

He saw RG3's hideous face on TV and his little heart just went into immediate failure. Who says RG3 doesn't have a killer instinct?:lol

[Chief Brody]

lol Where in the hell was Ryan Fitzpatrick? I remember you riding him hard last season trying to prop him up as the future.

SO you're on record in this thread that you want the best your race has to offer being compared with Kellen Clemens, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and the Blaine Gabberts of the world? That's the standards you hold RW, Knee, and the rest of the coons to...duly noted:rollin

[Creepn]

SO you're on record in this thread that you want the best your race has to offer being compared with Kellen Clemens, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and the Blaine Gabberts of the world? That's the standards you hold RW, Knee, and the rest of the coons to...duly noted:rollin

It shouldn't be an issue if you hold the belief that white qb's are on a whole different level right? Don't pick and choose.

I'll keep it noted that you said those white qb names you listed are even lower standards than black qbs though. :wow

[Chief Brody]

It shouldn't be an issue if you hold the belief that white qb's are on a whole different level right? Don't pick and choose.

I'll keep it noted that you said those white qb names you listed are even lower standards than black qbs though. :wow

Don't waiver now, snowball. Where do you set the black standard? At Brady/Brees/Rogers/Manning/Luck, or at Clemens/Fitzpatrick/Gabbert? Where would you feel less insecure?

[Creepn]

Don't waiver now, snowball. Where do you set the black standard? At Brady/Brees/Rogers/Manning/Luck, or at Clemens/Fitzpatrick/Gabbert? Where would you feel less insecure?

Do your thing CB. Honestly, I'm honored you feel that black qbs are worthy enough to be compared against the veteran qbs. That's a huge head start but I'll take it.

[Chief Brody]

Do your thing CB. Honestly, I'm honored you feel that black qbs are worthy enough to be compared against the veteran qbs. That's a huge head start but I'll take it.

1. Of course you're honored, you get to see how far they still have to climb.
2. I did this version per your request (against my better judgment)...If I do another compare/contrast with the elite whites then you should file a bullying complaint tbh

[Creepn]

1. Of course you're honored, you get to see how far they still have to climb.
2. I did this version per your request (against my better judgment)...If I do another compare/contrast with the elite whites then you should file a bullying complaint tbh

You did your own version which was: compare veteran qbs to rookie qbs and leave out all of the other white crappy qb (veterans and rookies alike) and give black qbs false ratings.

You're pretty insecure dude. Hitler would slap you. If you are going to half-ass it then just go back to the other black report card format.

[AntiChrist]

This thread needs to be called out for what it is -- white dude insecurity.

[Chief Brody]

They would have had higher ratings if I kept the training wheels on them and left the GOATs out of it.

[Chief Brody]

This thread needs to be called out for what it is -- white dude insecurity.

and Darrin shows up after a Jet win again.

[AntiChrist]

It doesn't surprise me that this thread was started by Patriot fan.

[Chief Brody]

^
:rollin, seriously brah...you don't need to feign equality here--this board knows your true colors. Go back to doing whatever it is you do (waiting for ACA stories, peeing on mexicans, who fucking knows...)

[jeebus]

Brody doin the Lord's Work in this thread.

[Holden_Caulfield]

this is comparable to obamacare :lol. not a fan. bring back the original tbh

[spurraider21]

Seneca Wallace F-------------

[symple19]

Black guy walks into a bar with a chimpanzee. Bartender says "Get that :monkey out of here."
The chimp says "My bad, I will just come back without him tomorrow."

[symple19]

Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"?

Because then it would be called "Solved"

[symple19]

Why are black people just like sperm?

Because only 1 in a million actually works.

[symple19]

What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale?

White fairytales begin with "Once upon a time....."

Black fairytales begin with "Y'all mother fvckers ain't gonna believe dis sh!t....."

[symple19]

An Englishman applies for a job with the South African Police. The hiring director says" These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, Just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

The bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"

The hiring director says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"

----------------

A Somalian goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."

Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."

A week later the Somalian goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"

Doctor, "you were homesick"

[GoodOdor]

:lol

[kamikazi_player]

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Rofl the Clue one

[jeebus]

symple19 with the truth bombs. the Somalian one makes for a good documentary

[DPG21920]

The racist stuff on here is stupid. Real talk.

[Blake]

Seneca Wallace F-------------


Seneca>Vince

lol Vince

[chunticakes]

can't wait for seneca wallace's performance evaluation next week.

[jag]

the white qb/black qb performaces should be segregated.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/157/122/f.gif


I agree with either separating them into two paragraphs or having two completely different reports. A weekly Black QB report and then a weekly Lily-White White QB report.